ive decided my alternate to playing aj (coz steam is a prick & delayed the trilogy release by a day & it's releasing (for me) at the fuckass hour of 6am) is going to be finally playing the murder of sonic the hedgehog. it's either this or replaying Almost Christmas Means It Wasn't Christmas. also for the love of god need to focus on blorbos that arent phoenix i swear this is a MULTImuse 😭😭😭😭
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GROUPCHAT EDITION
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current group chat name: banjo skeletons anonymous (the bone zone). you figure it out.
[TEXT ]: cashew brained motherfucker
[TEXT]: spider monster skitters around at an alarming speed for 32 hours [ASMR]
[TEXT]: he’s got the personality of an adidas sandal
[TEXT]: LIBRAS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT I GUESS!!
[TEXT]: crybaby clown ass motherfuckers survive on stimulants and carbs
[TEXT]: since my permanent place is covered in covid...
[TEXT]: RAIN YEETIN FROM THE SKY
[TEXT]: netflix n chill? no. tai chi n die.
[TEXT]: I am simply moss growing on decaying tree bark
[TEXT]: my meat is HUGE and i do what i WANT
[TEXT]: I'M ON A MISSION TO MURDER THEM ALL
[TEXT]: kermit's one of the og loves of my life
[TEXT]: yes the muppets would be vored
[TEXT]: the ghost..... demands Carbs..........
[TEXT]: women want her, covid fear her
[TEXT]: wow this is the most libra thing huh
[TEXT]: we stan a milf
[TEXT]: this chat is just clowns controlled by cheese
[TEXT]: their backs must hurt from carrying the weight of their fandom sins.
[TEXT]: cookies: baked and frosted
mess: cleaned
dick: out
i am forciply removed from my own damn kitchen
[TEXT]: it's so fun to be a bastard
[TEXT]: i only know unimportant shit
[TEXT]: WORM OFF THE STRING!!!!! COMMITTING CRIMES!!!!!!!!!!!
[TEXT]: a wormsona, if you will
[TEXT]: fit check!! *dons my plague doctor wormsona suit*
[TEXT]: sorry babe :/ the wormsona plague mask stays ON during sex
[TEXT]: no sleep only WORMS
[TEXT]: things that get the most feral reaction from me:
worm on or off the string
several bags of ham.
mustard (and mustard related crimes)
[TEXT]: i'm gonna leak the devil's credit card information and that is on HIM
[TEXT]: [name] 🤝 [name] 🤝 me: feral entities who exist solely to cause chaos
[TEXT]: J O H N M U L A N E Y W A P [asmr]
[TEXT]: *john mulaney whispering into the mic* gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me-
[TEXT]: SPRINGTRAP MY GOOD BITCH
[TEXT]: mb actually stands for maggot brain
[TEXT]: being attracted to men is a curse. rami malek is the only exception.
[TEXT]: nb fashion includes femboy hooters, e-nby, dadcore, cottagecore, plague
[TEXT]: yeehaw [bones rattle menacingly]
[TEXT]: we are all mothman
[TEXT]: we are all banjo skeleton
[TEXT]: WE all know remy the rat is trans
[TEXT]: JERSEY COWS SENDING ME TO HELL
[TEXT]: also i speak the truth and nothing but the truth: spirit the stallion is a himbo
[TEXT]: LISTEN THESE HORSES FUCKING INVENTED LOVE
[TEXT]: i love shadow the hedgehog i hope he's having a good day
[TEXT]: the venn diagram of dwight/danny vs judy/nick is just a fucking circle
[TEXT]: i am Cold i am Gay id like some Soup
[TEXT]: gender: BONES
[TEXT]: farmhouse fuckass nowhere lesbian
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