"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

j’onn, who’s been watching one too many sitcoms with m’gann, seeing bruce and clark exhibit mannerisms similar to that of on screen couples: ah yes, they are married.

Even as the minister responsible admitted there aren't enough competitive options for mobile service in Canada, another federal official said consumers can and should search for other service providers when faced with price increases. That message — from Innovation, Science and Economic Development (ISED) Canada — came just hours after the Industry Minister François-Philippe Champagne said Canadians "still pay too much and see too little competition" for cellular services. "Customers could consider switching service providers," an ISED Canada representative wrote Thursday, when asked for a response to price increases at Rogers Communications and reported hikes at Bell. 

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"hot cheetos would kill a Victorian child!" my guy you think hairwork jewelry is gross and all dolls made before the 1990s are possessed by Satan

you have no room to talk

to preface this post i am anti-advertising i think we should explode the entire industry but it's sooo funny when you people make posts like "and they don't even work!!" like. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes they do. that's why we have to put up with so many despite everyone hating them and thinking its annoying. because they actually work really well and make a shit load of money

Wait Rook exploded what???

THE CACKLE I LET OUT CAN RIVAL THE EVIL QUEEN WHEN SHE TURNED OLD 💀💀💀💀

yes he did explode the lab. again, he exploded the lab. well not exactly make it go kaboom but it DID go kaboom but still. rook is literally lilia when it comes to cooking except it happens in the lab.

you see the fourth pic? that head is EMPTY. there's nothing in there but BEAUTE 💯, MAGNIFIQUE, OUI OUI SEAGULL NOISES, all because he wants to speed up chemical processes 🫶🏻 do i tolerate this behaviour? yes. but keep it away from me 🫶🏻

this is from the comic anthology <3 you can read them from here

@/turtlesoupscans

i don't have a funny caption. i just think we should talk about him more

The bourgeois or "exploiting class" doesn't inherently include the person who gets their nails done biweekly, or the disabled person who has a carer, or the guy who got a $70 video game for full-price, or the person who relies on medication (yes even the ones you don't think they "need"), or anything else like this. None of these people will, on average, have the ability to exploit workers by means of ownership or whatever.

While you are busy fighting with fellow workers, you are still being exploited by your boss, by capitalism, by (potentially) not having healthcare, by being overworked and underpaid, and so are they.

you.....uh. you uh don’t say???

like... like this?? 

Tenoch Huerta on why the idea that “hard work always reaps its rewards” isn’t true. Talent and hard work alone doesn’t guarantee entry into certain spaces (you’ll always be sidelined even when you’re included), but it will determine your longevity once you force your way in.

perfume

(concept art for a fic I'm writing)

oh here’s your geoff comment roundup. i tried to write a few down in my notes app but quickly got distracted by. well obviously. anyways:

-geoff has a little crystal skull that he’s had since their reunion that he brings with them for good luck or smth. and last night he left it at the venue. and immediately when their set started their mic stands were falling over and their equipment was sparking and their sound guy was sick and geoff thought maybe it was bc of The Skull. “so do your own research,” he says “on crystal skulls. because you never know.”

-he had to talk to fill the time while steve fixed his equipment and he goes “my goal tonight is to get someone in thursday cancelled. i just don’t know how yet. this is why they never let me talk for this long, because they know my goal. and it’s a righteous one.” (<- idr if that last sentence is word for word whay he said but it was smth wild like that)

-while he sang falling bomb a couple of ppl were talking like. loud enough to be distracting. bc obvs that song is just mostly geoff. and after he starts talking about how he followed nine inch nails around when he was 15 etc we know this one rigjt. but he says towards the end of the shows trent would often play a slower or quieter song like hurt. and since geoff was at barricade and 15 he was like hey i wonder if he can hear me. and started yelling like “FUUUUCK!’ as trent is trying to sing. “and i learned that it’s super distracting! the manager had to come out and say hey, when it’s quiet like that and you scream, you’re as loud as the singer is. so hey, in the future, when it’s quiet on stage……..shut the fuck up.”

-he also said that he like. tore a piece of his soul out and put it into application for the release from the dream so that’s like fine and i’m okay about it

the first and lowest sphere of paradise manifests the inconstant in faith, just as the moon is inconstant in its phases.

David Tennant standing on the edges of his feet

(02/19)

Welp. It’s just not happening. Job search still giving us rejection after rejection and rent is coming up. On top of that, we need to take our cat in to get her spay sutures removed (02/23) and we don’t have the money to uber. And there’s bills. And we both have urgent doctors visits ourselves we have to forgo because we won’t have the money for it, so we need to be able to afford alternate medicine in the meantime until we can actually see our doctor.

TLDR; we need a lot of money in not a lot of time. 1400 for rent, bills, uber money, and if our cat has any complications with getting her sutures removed

Truly if all of my followers gave $5 we would make it. My birthday is on the 21st if that makes you more generous

PLEASE do not tag this as anything other than for accessibility reasons.

“the mean girls movie wasn’t that goo-”

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