See, punks really are the glue that holds society together. Who else would have a safety pin? No one but a baby in diapers. I started to tell the businessman to remember that next time he was sitting at his desk about to foreclose on my house. Remember who saved you when you were locked out?
But he interrupted me.
"Not a safety pin," he said. "A pen. I need a pen."
"Yes! I have that too!" I said. "Not only am I a punk, but also a writer! Pens and safety pins, that's like my coat of arms! My lance and shield! My cream and sugar!"
Aaron Cometbus, Cometbus #47
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Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.
Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"
"Why Clark, we need a machine--"
"Run along now."
Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*
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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll
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This user supports AO3
This user is anti-censorship
This user believes in “don’t like, don’t read”
This user believes in “ship and let ship”
This user believes that fiction tastes and preferences do not dictate moral character
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Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right
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lou ferrigno jr really strolled up to set after five years, flew a helicopter to a capsized cruise ship in the middle of a storm, scrunched his nose multiple times, kissed oliver stark like he'd been training for it his whole career, improvised the chin grab, and i'm supposed to what. not love the guy??
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