gibbearish
you have to plan and calculate and i am so lonely
🍄 zayne 🍄 24 🍄 he/they 🍄 my username is not a threat, it's a promise, i am quite long-winded | i rb+talk about nsfw sometimes, i also do not usually trigger tag things well so reader beweader 🍄 asks are always open + welcome 🍄 check out pinned for links 🍄
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are youtubers aware that factor and hellofresh are basically the same company. like i dont mean they have the same business model i mean they literally have the same parent company
#i was looking at meal services and noticed they had like. the exact same layout even down to the 'random gift wheel' thing#when you first open it#so i googled it and lo and behold#origibberish
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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.
#fuck you for saying 1099-k when i know what it is#altho congrats on the business op i hooe your processor doesnt suck as much as the one i worked at but im am not optimistic#if you still meed one just call them‚ you should be able to find the merchant services number on your statement#specifically the merchant services one not just the normal bank one#or just call your bank itself and they'll probably have a transfer line‚ esp if you process through the same bank your dda is with#oh youll need your merchant id number thatll also be on your statement or probably somewhere on your terminal if youre in person#if you're online it might be in your gateway or just check your statement for deposits from your processor and one of those long#number strings will probably be the right one#afaik those are those more universal merchant processing things around 1099s#good luck#theyll have more specific verification stuff they can walk you through but having that one hand will make it 10x easier for you
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I don’t care whether you like rooster teeth or not the idea of deleting 21 years of media should be incredibly concerning
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'kids these days are weirdly scrupulous for no reason'. WRONG not for no reason. grew up on increasingly de-anonymized internet, being available to everyone all the time, data tracked, google sees all, digital panopticon, etc. less and less space to explore and form own opinions without judgment from broad public audience. lack of privacy can be deeply traumatic and cause intense paranoia, obsession with thought crimes, morality, etc. not good.
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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out
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havent heard from you in a while, maybe you'd like another? i'm sure there's somewhere you can get some
How'd you get the dead boy detectives badge?
i'll give you a clue, should help out perhaps
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
#when your friends annoy you slightly do you hate them#no you go 'huh. anyways' and move on and forget it immediately because everyones annoying sometimes#so start paying attention. notice when you find them annoying and then ask if it changed how you felt about them.#and paying attention to yourself doing it will make it easier to accept that others do the same for you
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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
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by the way if standing or sitting up straight causes pain in ur back, try massaging the soft area beneath your solar plexus
be gentle though because sometimes it will be truly, profoundly painful to touch. just do your best to relax and breathe through it. i promise the relief will be immediate.
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(anon if you want the real answer w/o hints or jokes just send off another one, i just figured itd be in the spirit of things lol)
#or i can just do more hints#up to you#origibberish#also disclaimer i have no idea what dead boy detectives is#i got it in honor of my boy ango
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How'd you get the dead boy detectives badge?
i'll give you a clue, should help out perhaps
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am finally back home and can say without a doubt that i am just fundamentally not built for long distance travel however the train was much nicer than planes
#that being said. pressurized cabins drive me insane a little bit#and also it gives you pretty intense sea legs for a While#like. the ones from the first trip hadnt gone away by the return one. so. might be stuck with that for a few days#we shall see#also ajr live fucks severely#the albums were already incredible but that was a goddamn religious experience#like. idk the way i think abt it is theyre more djs than a regular band esp w their performance showing the making of way less sad#like their music is very electronic‚ theyre making mixes of their own sound effects more than singing in one go#so like. the vocals were a teeensy bit rough at times#notably times it has taken me Literally Hundreds Of Hours Practice to be able to consistently sing along with#and times ive found its literally physically impossible to like. no matter what#idc how big your lungs are‚ there is no human on earth who can do that final run of karma in one breath#much less to An Entire Stadium After An Hour Of Jumping And Dancing And Singing Loud As Fuck#so like i dont blame them for that‚ you dont go to live shows expecting it to be 100% perfect anyways jwbdjsbfksb#the trumpet however. well she was certainly playing sometimes. and was very enthusiastic about her flares.#however. in most of their songs they use midi trumpets to my ear at least#meaning she was likely an addition specifically for live performances and in my personal band kid opinion#prooobably was not in any of the like. higher tier bands? idk just. a lot of the mistakes she was making were hitting as stuff that got#taught out of us the instant we joined any band beyond regular concert#so i would guess she was probably just like. a friend who happened to play trumpet in high school or maybe even just middle school#and they knew that the trumpet parts in their pieces were big and distinct enough that like they /had/ to get a live player#and just kinda. didnt anticipate the audition -> performance gap#like. her tone was really fried the whole time like she was playing as hard as possible#which. she was mic'd. have the sound guy turn her up.#the way they did it made it sound like she was using a mute but not. like she only got the bad parts of a mute from it yknow#her tempo and timing were. bad. theres no nice way to put that one it just Was Bad‚ like the trumpet runs in ajr songs arent. complicated#like. quite literally if you handed me the sheet music right now i would have it down perfect in a week at absolute most#and better than that player on sightread. like. we did so many sightreading drills.#like ill share my band kid creds if anyone cares but i need to emphasize this isnt me being braggy like. they genuinely just arent hard#fuck im out of tags. w/e i think only like one of yall also listens to them anyways so i can leave it there
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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
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