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cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)
#I saw ppl in the comments referencing this so I had to go find it myself#it’s so fuckin cute yall#also funny bc Joel was straight up like. I don’t think this will sell but if I make it cute maybe ppl will buy some#mcyt#hermitcraft#zombiecleo#smallishbeans#og post#i don’t have time to transcribe rn but I’ll try to later in a rb#hit tweets
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WAIT I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO SHARE THESE LITTLE CUTIES ON HERE!!!!!!
My talented friend @/ooooyt_wri on twitter made custom tedtrent figures based on my art for my birthday😭💖💖💖(which was Dec 5th btw)
The details are insane, Trent’s glasses???? and his HAIR😭💖 but what i love the most is this view from the back!!!!!!
THEY👏ARE👏SO👏ROUND👏😭💖
I just wanted to share them with you tumblr folks🥰
#ted lasso#trent crimm#the funko pop reminded me i never shared this with yall!!!!!!#i meant to make a post but somehow it slipped through🤷#god they’re so cute i don’t need funko cuz I HAVE THEM#ahhhh im so lucky to have them can you imagine your art turned into a figure?????? and they’re just so perfect??????????#please go check my friend’s account she makes coolest shits and i adore her work so fuckin much
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everlark content coming soon :>
#just wanted to tease yall#I've been wanting to draw a cute piece of them aged up#for a long time so I'm definitely enjoying myself w it#I want to manifest more artwork of them grown up and happy#so yeah I decided to draw them the same age as me#which is late 20s#after all they've kind of aged with me over the years if that makes sense#like when I gush over how I want a guy like peeta I'm no longer thinking of fuckin 16 year old peeta lmao#I'm thinking 27 year old peeta with stubble and eye bags
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okay just hear me out modern au where tommy ends up picking up ellie from pre school almost everyday since joel is busy but he keeps meeting teacher maria
okay bestie as a preschool teacher you GOT me with this one. like you got me SO GOOD. this might actually get published to ao3, you got me soooo fuckin’ good right now. i have so many unnecessary details for such a simple plot so here’s a cut
tbh i feel like even as busy as joel is, he’d prioritize picking up and dropping of sarah as much as he can, so maybe he and tommy would alternate???? so on days when tommy drops off, joel picks up and when joel drops off, tommy picks up. sarah goes to a public preschool with a lot of kids, so she gets easily overwhelmed and sometimes needs extra cuddles or kind words in the mornings to make it out of the car.
one monday, a couple months into school, sarah is particularly VERY anxious because there’s a new teacher to replace ms. doherty, who quit unexpectedly on friday “because she said we gave her alooooottt of headaches, daddy.” now, sarah knows nothing about the new teacher except that shes a girl from a place called new york—and sarah doesn’t even know what new yawk IS like, thats So Far Away??? (“it’s not really that far, baby,” joel says to her. “and it’s new york. with an o sound.”) still, sarah is VERY concerned:
is new yawk like another planet???? (no, babygirl.) but what if she’s an alien???? (the school only hires human teachers, baby. they promised.) but what if she’s a SECRET alien??? (she won’t be, i promise.) okay but what if she’s mean???? (if she is, you tell me or tommy and we’ll talk to her about it, okay? she shouldn’t be mean to you.) what if she doesn’t play good music at quiet time???? (you can ask her nicely and i bet she will, baby. just say please and thank you, okay?)
still, even with her questions answered, sarah is very nervous on monday. both joel and tommy go with her in an effort to start her day off extra good, especially because joel can’t pick her up. they reassure her that new york has plenty of nice people and her new teacher will probably be one of them. she also gets TWO WHOLE extra minutes of cuddle time with BOTH of them before she and daddy have to leave the car—it’s half for her and half for them, because they’re honestly pretty anxious for her to like her new teacher too
joel is the one to hold sarah’s hand and walk her inside, because the school prefers only one guardian to drop off at a time. tommy’s nervous, but joel actually seems pretty pleased when he gets back to the car with no sarah in tow. surprisingly, he’s back faster than any time they’ve ever dropped sarah off before. with a proud smile, he tells tommy is that miss maria seems really nice. more importantly, she’s Black, which joel says Sarah got really excited about. tommy pries for more details, and he’s glad he does: apparently miss maria has locs, a few even blue and purple, and the first thing sarah’d said to her was an emphatic “😲😍🤩 i like your hair!!!!!!!!,” to which she had responded “thank you! i like your hair! what’s your name, sweets?” and that’d been that
later, when tommy does pickup that day, he doesn’t know what to expect. most times at the end of the day, sarah is super reserved and a bit cranky, eager to get home to finally have time to herself. tommy’s goal is usually to try and get her to at least wave goodbye to her teachers like joel asks—but, more often than not, she opts for reaching for uppies and hiding her face in his chest until they leave.
today??? no. it takes sarah a full two minutes to even notice tommy’s there because her and this drop-dead-fucking-gorgeous woman in a soft-looking lavender pants and blouse set are finishing up a painting at the easel wall. they’re working on what looks like a brown and purple butterfly, probably the most carefully shaped sarah’s ever made.
tommy’s heart stops when this goddess miss maria finally looks over at him and smiles with perfect pearly-whites, waving him over behind sarah’s back. when she says “sarah honey, i think someone’s here for you!” in her sing-songy toddler-tone, tommy swears an angel gets his wings. sarah turns around, shrieks with joy upon seeing him, and runs down to him with her arms out, yelling all the while: “THOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!”—because sarah’s still working on her hard ts—“thommy!!!! thommy thommy thommy come look!!! i made a butterfly for u!!!!! look!!!!! it matches ms. maria!!!!!! it’s gorgeous!!!!” (she’s been obsessed with calling things gorgeous ever since she heard tommy say it about a harley motorbike last week. joel especially thinks it’s cute, especially because of how she over-emphasizes the j-sound: gor-Jus.)
tommy’s never seen her so excited to show her art off at pickup-time before; usually, she waits until they’re home and she’s feeling less shy to start showing off, but she’s babbling and pointing to it as he picks her up and sets her on his hip: “it’s brown and purple like miss maria!!! isnt it so gorgeous, unca thommy??? do you like it???? aren’t they SO gorgeous????”
and now miss maria is looking at him. and he’s looking at her. tommy knows he’s blushing, and he hesitates—which sarah does NOT appreciate, so she says: “unca tommy!!!!!!! don’t be WUDE! thell miss maria she’s gorgeous!!! she is!!!”
luckily, miss maria saves him by explaining, in a slightly firmer teaching voice: “sarah sweets, that’s okay! we’re only just meeting, and that’s not really something you say to a stranger, okay?”
“but why noooooooot?? you are gorgeous! like my butterfly! isn’t she so gorgeous, thommy?”
“well, yeah, of course,” tommy agrees easily, because she obviously is—and shit. now miss maria is looking at him like he’s a fucking bonehead, because he obviously fucking is. “but—uh, i mean—she’s right, hon’. you gotta listen to your teacher, and that’s not somethin’ you say to a stranger, okay?”
but then, after thinking to her tiny self for a few seconds: “well if she stays my teacher then she’s not a stranger, is she???” sarah asks tommy, then turns her conniving little head towards maria, too. “and you said you’d stay! so can he say you’re gorgeous tomorrow?” then, without waiting for an answer, she’s back towards tommy to finish: “i think you should call her gorgeous tomorrow.”
“i think we should go home, s’what i think,” tommy says, finally deciding to save himself from four-year-old torment. he sets sarah down and pats her on the end with a gentle but firm request to go get her stuff from her cubby, which she goes to do without her complaints of being too tired to walk. maria watches them closely with a close-lipped but relaxed grin. when sarah’s out of earshot, he apologizes. “sorry ‘bout that, ma’am.”
“don’t be,” miss maria teases, crossing her arms. “you did call me gorgeous, after all. i’ve had worse introductions.”
“tommy miller,” he offers, moving to shake her hand. he notices her nails are done-up, a sparkly blend of pretty shades of purple that look tie-dyed on somehow. her hands aren’t soft, not really, but they’re smooth enough to make him shiver as he pulls away. “sarah’s uncle.”
“oh, i know,” she reassures, then nods her head pointedly towards sarah. the little one is coming back towards them with her lunchbox in one hand and her water bottle in the other, walking extra careful so she doesn’t trip over herself like she did last week, tommy guesses. clearly fond, maria continues. “she spent all day telling me about you and her daddy. you’re doing great with her.”
“unca thommy! i’m ready to go!” sarah sing-songs, interrupting whatever miss maria might’ve said next. internally, tommy thanks his niece—the you’re doing great was already enough to make him cry, and he’d rather not do so in front of either her or her amazing new teacher. plopping her lunch and bottle at tommy’s feet, sarah gives not one, but two eager waves to miss maria, hands flapping madly up towards the woman’s face. “bye miss mariaaaaa!!!! i’ll see you tomorrow!!!!”
“bye sarah sweets!” maria says back, waving just as enthusiastically. to tommy, she raises an amused, teasing eyebrow. just loud enough for him to hear as he turns away, he hears her say “bye, gorgeous,” and laugh, giving yet another angel a pair of wings.
it takes everything in him to not fall straight to the floor, toppling his own precious niece, right then. he doesn’t think he even breathes until both he and Sarah are secured in the car, him in the front and her in her carseat. she’s already babble singing mary j. blige’s “just fine,” which they usually play and sing on their way home from school to help her regulate. when he plays the song this time, sarah smiles bright at him through the rearview and says “i already feel just fine, unca tommy!!! but can we still play it, just for fun?”
“of course, baby,” he says, and start singing along with her. he’s feeling just fine, too.
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tagging some homies (btw just let me know if u wanna be tagged in this kinda stuff or not guys! im never sure lol): @becomethesun @clickergossip @boilingcowboy @bumblepony
#tbh i might edit this and put it on ao3#im so sorry i didnt get ti the falling in love part at all but i LOVE a good meet-cute#*to#and this is i think my favorite one i’ve put on this blog???????#anon. bestie. you did so well i love u thank u#if yall didnt know already im a preschool teacher so#and have i dreamed abt a rich hot younger single parent/gaurdian falling in love with me???? you fuckin betcha#preschool au#im 100% gonna try to connect this with the one rose and i already made#idk where ellie is in here but she’s here!!!! she loves miss maria too!#miss maria loves kids and especially loves embracing neurodiversity and all the different ways kids brains works#miss maria provides brain breaks and shows you how to do body checks to check in with your body#miss maria understands the importance of diversity in her book and media selection#miss maria recommends tab time and bluey#tommy x maria#tlou au#the tipsy bison#ugh I LOVE THISSSSSS BROOOO IM PROUD OF THIS 🫶🏾#yeas i have plans for tess and joel YOU BET I DO#when ur kids having play dates turns into u dating their mom#tess and joel: who am i gonna date??? i have no time. im a parent#ellie and sarah: hold my juicebox#like theyre fully setting them up with no clue that they’re doing it I LOVE MY LITTLE GIRLS#she calls them sarah sweets and ellie enchanted#she’s referencing ella enchanted but elie doesnt care about that so she explains it means ellie is magic#and ellie is down for that because in her brain magic equal dragon. ellie LOVES dragons#sarah miller#toddler sarah#baby sarah#neurodivergent miller tag
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Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.
#unforth rambles#brought to you by the person i saw call chu wanning 'mo ran's mother' and the person who defended them#putting aside the question of accuracy re his role in mo ran's life#the words parent and father both exist yall#like idk but also wtf#see also girlboss and such being applied to gay men#idk i feel like im in the vast minority on this one#but my whole life ive seen gay men feminized in real life against their will#no matter how masc they were or wanted to be everything became fem#maybe im just to old to be with the times on why this is cute and funny abd okay#but given tumblr demographics and all#like shit like this is imo why so many women and afab nb people in fandom get accused of fetishizing#we older queers remember when doing this was considered disgusting homophobia actually#and imo it goes double or triple when they gay men in question are east asian#i really wish we could just fuckin stop#to be clear im not saying it IS fetishizing im saying i wish there was more awareness of the history of forced feminizing language#being used towars gay men in general and toward east asian men regardless of sexuality#for a lot of people i gotta think the knee jerk reaction to this kinda language being used is these context isnt teehee how cute#its ew who would say that#anyway i blocked op on the mo ran stuff but it still left a bad taste in my mouth
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Beep Boop
#digital art#character design#digital drawing#my art#luna draws#robot#robot oc#robotcore#cyber#futuristic#fuckin uuuuuhhh#oh yeah#artists on tumblr#agender#diversity win the cute robot is agender#I have not posted in so long hey yall#sorry for the radio silence I have not finished a piece in so long#but I am trudging along by the skin of my teeth#procrastination can't keep me down#✊✊✊
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2014 Royal Rumble Commercial Bloopers
#cm punk#wwe#wolverine punk#*#he did smile very very cutely sillily whatever afterwards but it doesnt make for a good gifset so yall get his nerdass on its own#i am laughing over him being table 1 and no1 the best in the world waugh idiot.#fuckin nerd.#also. so nice to get a break from ecw quality hell.
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ill be having such a good time then Boom, someone says something
#i love to drive... when i know where im going#im a great driver#but my navigation skills are so shit. theyre so shit#yall i cannot. for the life of me. read fuckin google maps well while driving#i cant judge the distance of a turn.. i think a right turn is a left bcs the screen didnt rotate yet and it's#and i cant remember road names bcs im a landmark man#it's so embarrassing. and all my good driving turns to shy shit bcs it's like. idk. i hate being weird. i hate feeling stupid#i hate being stupid#i hate being told im not stupid until i do smthing stupid again and they get annoyed and u can tell they took it back#bcs everyones right. everyones so right so im not mad at them. im not#im just mad at myself. like it's so fucked. i hate being fucked (literally) (asexual)#i hate getting marked for being wrong in math bcs i saw the + as a ÷ and i did the division right but no one cares abt that bcs it's weird#it's fucked it's so fucked im so fucked#it's so embarrassing. i hate being embarrassing#it's not quirky or cute or anything. setting the wrong alarm bcs i saw the 8 as a 6 is not funny. it's not when u keep doing it#and u keep doublechecking urself and get it wrong anyways#i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid#u think i dont want to just be normal and fun and carefree with things people find easy? you think i dont want an easy life?#u think i like making people's lives hard? you think i Like being a burden???#i dont wanna be here .
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Anyway, as an alloaro, greyromantic, aceflux and non-communal Aro: Happy Valentine's day. You are not "Aro/ace/Aroacephobic" for celebrating your love. You are not doing Valentine's Day wrong if your celebrating your platonic love or love for yourself instead of a romantic and/or sexual partner. You're not hurting fellow LGBT people by enjoying your love and celebrating it. Valentine's Day can mean many things for many people.
And for those who will spend today tearing them down, trauma dumping, complaining, calling people aphobes or other insults for celebrating or trying to claim this day is unnecessary and exclusionary.... I hope you heal. I hope you can learn to love yourself.
And when your done healing, I hope you learn that some things just arnt about you and just because they arnt, doesn't make them bad. It sucks to not feel personally included in a wildly celebrated holiday but many people survive st. Patrick's without being Irish, Easter without being Christian and the 4th of July without being American or having American pride. This isn't any different and you don't have to like Valentine's Day, but understand for many gay couples, interracial couples, trans couples, interfaith couples, polycules and so many other people whose love is oppressed and destroyed, this day is a day for them to show their love.
No one likes a Grinch.
#clover speaks#im trying to be so nice but my fellow aroaces act like fucking christians during halloween or when hannakah is mentioned#it all dosent sound as deep as you think it is and its abit lowkey annoying#they try and pull up thanksgiving to natives and i want to scream as an aro native#not even lowkey high key fucking annoying#i understand your struggles but fr? its not even offensive to us it just dosent include us#and my whole community turns into but what about meeee 🥺🥺🥺#it aint about us and that dosent make it bad or exclusionary#if valentines day makes you hate yourself thats a sekf hate problem not others#get your shit together in therapy aint no body elses problem#just one block of the reasons why im non communal and its so irritating#you sound self centered and hostile and nothing they put forward as reasons to why the holiday is supposedly#problematic are actual reasons other than it hurty their fweelings they arnt incwuded#grow the fuck up yall act like toddlers at a kissing scene like 90% of the time and its so fuckin annoying#not even in a cringe way just in a completely disconnected from reality not seen the sun in 5 years way#its not cute and you make no sense at best and at worst come off so terminally online i cant stand it#anti fuck anti Valentine's day people all my aro homies hate their pretentious victim complex asses#this blog is pro Valentine's day#honestly im making a bigger deal out of it than it is but the thin veil some aros aces and aroaces wear to hide their#boiling hate for allos in their lives and for love and for other aros aces and aroaces who like love is some puritan ass shit#i see you in there :)#ur being fukin weird :)#you look like you said some questionable shit to lesbians in 2018 :) /neg#the type that think a lesbian icon equals terf or all lesbians are aphobes type shit#i remember that era but i aint gettin into it#no thank you 💀#that was traumatizing#clover vents#clover hates#i will turn this post into a block chain if need be dont test me
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Have you read More than he bargained for yet?👀 By @raelle-writing @kerrikins
Are inspired by chapter 5. So cute 😭
#fanart#vegaspete#kinnporche the series#kinnporsche#vegas theerapanyakul#pete saengtham#i love them#they are so goddamn cute in this.#yall are so fuckin talented#aggghhhhhhhh
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"Lemme explain the situation in Gaza rn in a girl way :3c" I wish I could tear out your spine and skip rope with it.
#thotty speaks#thotty rants#Like I'm so sick of the bimbo shit I'm sorry it was cute for a while but some of yall took it too far and now are actively refusing to read#you getting all you news second had from tiktok influencers that talk to you like a baby#'I'm just a girl why do I have to I understand big mean geopolitics :(' I want your head on a fuckin platter
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hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP
#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI#hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA#(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????#my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??))#like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent#he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy#cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me#its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird#idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on#a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but#STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also#i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it#look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could#make me worse <3 I Want Him#and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3#i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER#OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS)#might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really#GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3
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GREENIE LINGUINI!!!!!!!! I drew Lynn Guini :)
Lynn's a Shrew, but in-game she's just a mouse since there is no shrew toon option. I'll write more about her lore stuff later bc its convoluted and stupid and would take up too much space here. For now all u get to know is that she's paranoid and a raging homosexual.
ft. my girlfriend @glitchy--demon 's toon Trash Panda
#913's art#ok to rb#digital art#medibang paint pro#anthro#toontag#toontown corporate clash#toontown#ttcc#ttcc rainmaker#misty monsoon#//bro i saw misty for the first time and my brain fuckin exploded who gave her the right to be so cute#//yall better not tempt me or i'll be adding a cog f/o dont u keep tempting me ttcc#//esp after seeing her personality..................... PLEASE she just like me fr fr#//also yeah i drew that first one yesterday b4 i got the drip..#//the retro shirt is so poggers i love it
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Also a bunch of places I'd like to work are hiring full time permanent and I'm just....in this contract til at least August. And it would be real bad for me to dip. But ofc these places won't STILL be hiring then, and idk if I'd be hired with only one official year of experience and the rest part time and practicum work
#franposting#yall im really sad today for no damn reason#and i have sm shit to dk#i wanna go home and drink and play sdv#also my oxford shoes from modcloth are falling apart after only 1 yr#which fine. theyre fake leather#but its SO hard to find cute womens oxford style brown shoes#and i would buy mens but even a mens 7 is too big for me#i need mens 6 or 6.5 which is youth which is again hard to find#and i dont trust rando internet sellers like aliexpress and shit#its unethical and probably terrible quality product#But i CANNOT FIND THESE SHOES ONLINE ANYWHERE#i would happily go to a store to get them if i knew they fuckin sold them#but no everything is flats and heels ans clogs#i WANT MEN STYLE SHOES. WINGTIP. MAYBE LACE DETAILING. CUTE
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almost forgot that I like women after being in the dickpit that is the cyberpunk fandom
#like no shade at#the obsession yall have for the men in that game is cute af#but women just hit dif for me yknow?#and bg3 is fuckin full of hot women for me to simp over#so imma get lost in the sauce over here#*do not* expect man loving from me#the women in this game have me inna choke hold
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Snap. Aoki plush. You can finally dunk him in milk
PLEAAAASE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME ON HERE AND POST ABOUT ITTTTTT
#snap chats#ALSORBDOS SOMEONE @‘D ME ON TWITTER AND MY FIRST REACTION WAS I NEED TO DUNK HIM IN MILK ☠️☠️#BURNSI I HAD THREE PEOPLE IN MY MENTIONS AND TELLING MEEE#THE YELL I MADE ITS SO ILLEGAL#i need him in my hands NOWWWW I NEED TO THROW HIM AGAINST A WALL I NEED TO DUNK HIM IN MILK#SO FUNNY i was jokin with my bro yesterday about a masato/katsu plush cause he kept mistaking my hiji one for him#AAAAND THEN I WAKE UPAND CHECK EVERYTHIN ANDDJXJSLS#rip nanba and adachi fans but also move over i need this evil governor in my hands NOW#SORRY IM NOT NORMAL ISSJEOX#i was feelin so dookie last night so this. DEF A WELCOMED SURPRISE#im supposed to be gettin my sisters oil changed with her and im trying to be normal and sane#hes so cute and vile 😭😭😭 THIS ALL IMA THINK OF TODAAAAAYYY HEEELP#just bought my fuckin meds ... how evil.... i got time tho 👁👁#anyway still obsessed with people instantly @ing me bout this JDBSOOS THANK YALL IMMMMM //explodes//
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