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lilisouless · 8 months

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the crows preparing themselves for a masquerade

Kaz: very funny guys, now give it to me

Nina: what?

Kaz: you guys got all the crow masks, give one to me

Jesper: why? we got them first

Kaz: yes but the crow is my animal

Inej: you can't own an animal

Jesper: besides , we are all the crows aren't we?

Kaz: says who? i don't recall we calling ourselves "the crows" on the books

Matthias: books?

Kaz: the books of records of the jobs, Helvar

Nina: but they do call us like that on the show

Matthias: show?

Wylan: the show we put on that time , remember? with the theater comunity

Jesper: also by this point all of our fans call us like that

Matthias: fans?

Inej: the fans of that show we put on , Matthias please be serious

Nina: yeah, we are trying so hard to not break the fourth wall here. That wall over there, its very bad constructed , don't lean on it

Matthias: why would there be...i am sorry but i feel like there is something of a joke going on and i am not following

Jesper: yeah, this started out about the masquarades but it got too meta...

Matthias: meta?

Inej: matthias, stop doing that! also this is just a joke...the situation we are in right now its like a joke, if we really were following book canon you´ll be dead

Matthias: WHAT?!

Nina: the cannons Matthias, the cannons of the navigation books , you´ll be dead if you try to fight them

Matthias: WHAT DID THAT HAD TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #nina zenik #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #btw if the crows are actually called the crows on the books let me know #grishaverse shitpost #six of crows shitpost #sab shitpost

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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#shadow and bone #grishaverse #kaz brekker #freddy carter #shadow and bone season 2 #netflix shadow and bone #sab spoilers #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bargudo #mine #kaz brekker textpost #textpost #grishaverse shitpost #grishaverse memes #sab shitposting #sab textposts #sab memes

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multifandomconfusion · 30 days

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#six of crows #soc #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wesper #sab #sab season two #soc shitpost #soc meme #wylan van eck

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the-dolphin-queen · 1 year

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Gotta appreciate how Show Wylan looks like he definitely would shove Kuwei in a canal out of spite.

#wylan my beloved #wylan van eck #grishaverse meme #grishaverse #grishaverse memes #grishaverse shitpost #shadow and bone show #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone #sab netflix #netflix shadow and bone #grisha netflix #shadow and bone tv

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savethegrishaverse · 1 month

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And before you ask "Hey where's Mal and Nikolai?"

Who do you think is getting scammed silly goose??

#grishaverse #six of crows #shadow and bone #netflix shadow and bone #netflix #sab #six of crows fandom #soc #saveshadowandbone #soc and ck #shitpost #im just in a silly goofy mood #third army

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vomentallyunstableladka · 5 months

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At the end of the day, it's just you and the kalesh of your life.

#zindagi hai yeh sab toh chalta rehta hai #desi shit posting #shitpost #txt #txt post #shitty text post #indian tumblr #desiblr #rant post #desi rant #indian memes

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greensaplinggrace · 9 months

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signs that alina is interested in the darkling:

she kisses him 💕

she's attracted to him 😉

she feels lonely without him and thinks about him even when he's not around

she's memorized what he smells like

she sleeps in his bed

she visits him often in their mindbond

she brings a chapel down on his head 🥰

she calls him hers 🥵

she gets jealous when other people have injured him

she tries to kill him multiple times 😍

she wants to stay with him even when she knows she shouldn't

she stabs him (penetration 👀)

she grieves him

signs that the darkling is interested in alina:

he romances her

he collars her 👀

he tries to kidnap her often 💕💖

he threatens her true love

he visits her through the mind bond and is lonely without her

he kisses her

he offers her a throne

he gives her his real name

he teases her by leaving the mindbond early the same way she did earlier😉

he calls her his

he falls to his knees as she brings a chapel down on his head

he wants to see her after he's back from the dead 🥰

he stabs her (penetration 👀) through the hand to regain his body 😍

signs that mal is interested in the darkling:

he watches alina kiss him and engage in strange psychosexual relations without stopping her

he admits to finding the darkling's confidence attractive

he helps alina try to kill him 💕

I hope this helps anybody who's confused about the relationship dynamics! 🥰

#i wish i had what they have 😔#its truly the high romance of the century #grishaverse #shadow and bone #sab #darklina #alina starkov #the darkling #aleksander morozova #suggestive #shitposting #myramblings #longpost #long post

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desiladyindepressionxx · 3 months

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Idiots

Mahan idiots

Iske baad aate hai horror movies ke members

#desiblr #desi #desi quotes #shitpost #desi memes #memes #desi shit posting #desi tumblr #horror movies #ke sab pagal hote hai

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dontwakeup-ishu · 3 months

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Ab koi chipi chipi chapa chapa kyu nahi karta ?

#bhul gaye sab 🥲#txt post #dark academia #desiblr #shitpost

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lilisouless · 3 months

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Zoya: the theater group that was supposed to come for the anniversary of the end of the Ravka war cancelled, i promised a play!

Nikolai: don't worry, i got this

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Zoya: remind me never blindly trust an "i got this"

Nikolai: why? they are making a good job on the effects, and they will do anything for money

Alina: shhh! my big moment is comming!

Jesper with a long white wig: But my beloved Mole-

Wylan whispering: Mal-

Jesper: There has to be another way!

Wylan shirtless and with a six pack painted on his belly with a marker: There is no other way, Alina. Its your fate and dying for you its mine, as said by the cool and not at all awful tattoo of mine

Mal: I wasn't shirtless when i died

Alina: in my mind you were

Jesper: i can't do it!

Wylan: you must!

Jesper: okay! (fakes stabbing Wylan who fakes a collapse) oh Mal, Rakva will honor your braveness, and i will always remember how much i love your abs...and personality and all that shit

Alina snifs: its like they were just there

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Zoya: so..why did she choose that role?

Nikolai: she said it she wanted a loud range of emotions

Nina with a big fake black kefta: Join me, Alina Starkov! join me to the shadow side , HAHAHAHA!

Zoya: at least practicing her evil laugther actually paid up

Jesper: Never! you just will just steal my power!

Nina stomping her foot; but why won't you give it to me?! why-won't you give it to me!

Mal: and...now "the darkling" is crying like a baby...at least they got that right

Nina: You need me! you need the shadow!

Jesper: no...this is..BONE! (fakes stabs Nina)

Nina: noooo! i am dyiiing....nooo, why didn't i bring a blade proof kefta, nooo

Nina fake coughing: Alina...please...do something for me...

Jesper fake crying while an onion slips from his fake kefta: yes?

Nina: "cough" tell...Zoya...to give that little grisha, Nina Zenik (the cutest one) all the waffles she wants (fakes a collapse)

Jesper: now its my time to die too, Tamar. Tolya, bring me my boytoy

Mal: excuse me? "man toy" please

Kuwei enter the scenario while dragging Wylan around

Tolya: is he supposed to be me or you?

Tamar: he has an undercut, so probably me-

Kuwei: Sankta Alina, we can cure you! I can cure you with my axe!

Kuwei turning around,showing a sidetail on the other side of his face: this makes me want to do some poetry

Tamar: oh, he is both of us, like the detail that the arm playing me is more muscular

Tolya: its literally not-

Jesper: no...i´ll die, my job here is done

Kuwei as Tolya : but my saint! you can't leave us!

Kuwei turning around as Tamar: Ravka is still a mess

Jesper: And thats your problem now, so long suckers! (fakes to die over Wylan´s body as Kuwei cries)

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Inej with a fake blue kefta: i hope all of you know how lucky you are to be on my pressence

Zoya: this whole play is awful, all our portrayals are so one note and exagerated, we are not like that on real life. My eyes are too good for this sight

Inej : A triple funeral, a country with no money (flips her hair) my eyes are too good for this sight

Zoya: everyone shut up

Matthias with a cardboard crown: Oh yes, and i am the king now, i was hidden to treat my injuries completely unrelated to demonic possesion and (looks up at cue cards) improbable...i am a pearl...something , something...charming

Nikolai: who let him play me?

Kaz with a cheap red wig and a patch before the big curtain falls : and i...was ruination

Zoya: always the need to have the last word

Genya clapping: as "she" should