Blake going “Yang and I didn’t exactly get along at first” in the new movie vs Yang saying “even when you didn’t like me all that much” in v9. they’re talking as if they didn’t literally have a single irritated (and essentially one-sided) conversation before Blake immediately and specifically sought Yang out to be partners with her the literal next morning. who’s going to ruin their enemies-to-lovers dream and tell them
Ozpin is straight up the funniest character in rwby I don't care what ANYONE says
Dude delivers a heartfelt graduation speech and is immediately like "now get out of here"
Not to mention all the Other Shit. Like immediately embarrassing Oscar, giving Ironwood hot chocolate from a tea kettle (and not blinking when Ironwood spikes it), his stupid chair, his dumb ass glasses, the fact that he's dressed for winter in the summer, the fact he throws his students off of cliffs, the sass
Like sir. Who are you
Literally no one talks about how fucking funny Ozpin is and it's so sad
Ruby: Oh, hey! I recognize that! that's "I'm the righteous hand of God!" That's such good-
Jaune: It's "Hell's Coming With Me."
Ruby: What?
Jaune: That's the name of the song. "Hell's Coming with Me" by Poor Man's Poison.
Ruby: ...
Jaune: What? Did you only ever hear that clip on Tik-Tok? Did you never care to hear the whole thing?
Jaune: Do you know what it's like for someone to walk up to you say "Hey, Are you listening to that Tik-Tok song?" even though you listened to it years before those kids got their hand on it - and don't even bother to look for the source? They just take the clip and run?
Ruby: *Trained her whole life to be a Huntress, managed to get into an academy* Yeah I'd say I've felt something similar.
Jaune: *Cheated his way in "to be a Hero" ... Really?