tim drake’s training to be robin was objectively hilarious so here’s that
bruce: hey i’m sending you to paris to train with some old guy and his grandson
tim: cool
~paris~
grandson: pick a weapon to learn to fight with
tim: slingshot
grandson: seriously?
tim: yea
~later~
grandson: hey wanna go out on what is definitely not a date cause it’s 1993?
tim: sure
he immediately ditches this guy and runs off with a girl that is secretly apart of a gang, gets jumped by said gang, follows gang to a warehouse, and saves the life of an ex-fbi agent. lady shiva is also there and immediately clocks him as future fighting opponent material
~later~
ex-fbi agent: holy shit, that’s lady shiva
tim: neat
~later~
old training guy, fuckin dead
tim: guess i’ll just train with lady shiva /:
~later~
shiva: that slingshot is stupid, here’s a bo staff
tim: cool *slices it with a knife *
shiva: whatever floats your boat you funky little white boy
tim beats lady shiva in a fight
shiva, excitedly: one day you and i will fight to the death
~later~
shiva: hey this is the guy running that gang you were fighting earlier
tim: awesome
shiva: he killed the fbi guy from earlier
tim: aw ):
shiva: kill him
tim: what
~later~
batman, knows tim was hanging out with lady shiva: hey what’s up
tim, who just watched lady shiva “kill” a guy: oh nothing much, you?
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Tim’s choice to walk away from Lady Shiva & King Snake (Edmund Dorrance) at the end of the Robin 1991 five-issue mini is just so fucking interesting to me.
Tim’s spent significant time this arc with Shiva training him, most of which is her kicking the shit out of him. Dorrance was planning to unleash a bio-weapon on Hong Kong, which Tim stops. Dorrance has killed Clyde Rawlins, the other adult who helped Tim stop the bio-weapon, who was primarily on a revenge quest.
Tim has an injured rib by the end of the fight, but manages to kick Dorrance through a window so he’s hanging onto a walkway. Which is when Shiva shows up; she made it clear to Tim & Rawlins at the start of this that her goal is to find King Snake and kill him just because he’s a very skilled martial artist.
And we get this exchange:
Shiva: “Kill him, little bird. Kill him and become a predator.”
Tim: “I thought you wanted to kill him, Shiva. You wanted to be the baddest of the bad.
Shiva: “But I will be killing him. Aren’t you my weapon? My instrument of death? Say you are mine.”
Tim: “No.”
And Tim just...turns and walks back inside. Half-glancing over his shoulder at a loud “Nooooooo” from Dorrance, with Tim’s narration box saying “Fifty stories is a long way to fall.”
Tim doesn’t try to stop Lady Shiva from killing Dorrance. He doesn’t even protest, say Dorrance is defeated, so why kill him, etc. He just quietly says “No” and walks away. Then he carries Rawlins’ body out of the building despite the pain in his ribs. The trio has saved the day, but the tone is forlorn and melancholy.
It felt very different from the superhero comics I’m used to, and it’s not much later that we will see Tim going up against impossible odds to rescue even villains.
But right here, at the end of this arc, when Tim is tired, injured, far from home, heartsick over Rawlins’ death, facing down a woman he 100% knows he cannot win against, who only wants to kill one man who would have killed an entire city...
Tim walks away.
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Morgan Freeman starring as Azeem the Moor in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
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The Robin 1991 mini is a 1980′s martial arts action thriller that a plucky superhero sidekick has been dropped into as the audience surrogate figure. Like you could just have Tim be a teen visiting family, or a young martial artist coming to Paris to learn from a teacher there, and change nothing else, and you’d have a movie that dozens of iterations of used to fill VHS rental stores.
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of course it's the pinafore
// Robin Vol. 2: Triumphant
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