finished greywaren.

AND I WANT YOU NOW

I WANT YOU NOW

I FEEL MY HEART IMPLODE !!!!

“i want aziracrow to have a proper kiss” this. “what about a sex scene?” that.

fuck it. i want these bitches to hug. just one really nice, really long, emotionally healing hug.

Imagine if Aziraphale runs heaven like the bookshop and he’s just hanging out doing absolutely nothing but shuffling papers around to look busy while keeping inconsistent office hours and tracking Crowley back on earth all day long and stress snacking, and that’s what ends up ruining heavens plans for the second coming.

hello everyone! i am normal about this!

the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it. the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me but you know i wouldnt let it.

how i was drawing horses when i was 4yo, and how i draw them now (i'm 27)

thought all my childhood drawings were gone but i was wrong! i've found some of them and i'm still giggling looking at all the goofy horses. it was pretty much all i was drawing back then

i guess it took me 23 years to draw them like i do now whoops

ladies, gentlemen and non binary hoes. may i have your attention please.

thank you for your time.

Original by @genrihgayne

"There’s the door, we’ve got millions of applicants~"

emily carroll has once again permanently changed my brain chemistry

i'll bend myself out of shape for you. i'll become something new for you. i'll put myself in a little box, and you'll sing a song, and i'll pop back out again- surprise! a real boy at last... a real person, a real...

i'll really really really be me, the me you want me to be. and it won't hurt at all. what's your favourite shape? i'll be it. i can be it.

drafting up boyfriend applications but the further down you read the more and more it becomes blatantly obvious all the requirements are for handsome jack from hit game borderlands 2

You know what? Let's make my nightmare a reality.

If this gets 500 notes, I'll do it. I'll write and post a Springtrap X Reader fanfiction.

Go on. Do your worst.

Context: a while ago, I had a dream where I made a post like this and the same person reblogged it 500 times. I joke about the stuff I post on Tumblr in my dreams a lot, and I was wondering if it could actually happen irl. I've done this with a few other dream posts and dream memes, but this time, there might also be a nightmare fanfiction, too.

Sebek Zigvolt ripping himself apart for both sides (Lilia and Silver) (Malleus) to mend what is left during the overblot by being the group's loyal soldier through and through but will there be anything left of him after all is said and done

Ranking the books I read in Japanese this year

It’s the end of the year and I don’t think I’ll be finishing any more Japanese books this month, so I thought it would be fun to rank what I read! I read twelve novels in Japanese this year, hitting my goal (but not quite reading one a month). There won’t be twelve rankings here, though, because I read multiple books from the same series and will be combining those.

9. コーヒーが冷めないうちに - 川口俊和: This book just didn’t do it for me. I listened to it on audiobook in February for a target language listening challenge and got stuck in a vicious cycle of not paying attention because the story was boring me and being bored of it because I wasn’t paying enough attention. Most other people I’ve seen who have read it in Japanese also thought it was boring, though, so I’m not mourning any loss.

8. 宝石商リチャードの謎鑑定 - 辻村七子: I really wanted to like this series but the negatives outweighed the positives so much that I only read the first volume. The most damning part of this for me was that I couldn’t stand the writing style. It was extremely confusing, and having a language barrier on top of that just made it miserable. I’m really glad I read this with others because I was not the only one who found the writing style to be ridiculously confusing for a book that doesn’t even handle confusing or difficult topics. Seriously, the writing was so bad that I considered continuing the series in English. But the characters were good.

7. あん - ドリアン助川: Now we get into the books that I enjoyed, just not as much. I liked this book well enough, but it was just a bit middling. I wasn’t overly invested in the characters or story and I found myself wondering how on earth this story could go on for another hundred pages. It was sweet, but ultimately I don’t think the story will stick with me at all.

6. ちょっと今から仕事やめてくる - 北川恵海: This was another audiobook read and although I know I enjoyed it, I really don’t remember much about it. I’m also not sure if the twist, which I did think was really good, actually happened or was something I misunderstood (I’m pretty sure I understood it though). Overall, this one goes on the to-reread pile, just as soon as I can find a physical copy of it.

5. 旅猫リポート - 有川浩: This was an adorable story perfect for cat lovers, but the end had me a little bored. Honestly though, it was quite the experience to go from being a bit bored to crying my eyes out in the span of ten pages. The writing style and the main cat’s perspective was super charming as well.

4. 人間失格 - 太宰治: This was my first classic in Japanese and wasn’t as difficult as I expected. Dazai’s writing style is a pain in the ass, but I will admit that it started to grow on me as the book went on and now I find it endearing. It also wasn’t as depressing as I had heard it was, and I really enjoyed getting a perspective of that time period.

3. 美しい彼 - 凪良ゆう: I only read one volume of this, probably exclusively because I suddenly couldn’t stand romance when I had fifty pages left of this. What can I say, I love a good toxic gay romance. The writing style is chronically readable and the story is super engaging.

2. No. 6 - あさのあつこ: I’m a fan of the anime for this and the novels have not let me down. I’ve only read two so far, but the story and characters are super gripping. I really love the emphasis on dialogue in this series, I really feel like it makes the characters pop more. The only problem I have is this odd quirk in Asano’s writing style, where the majority of the series is told from third person point of view, but will suddenly switch to first person point of view for a single sentence. It’s not enough to deter me, but it is a little odd to see.

1. キノの旅 - 時雨沢恵一: My number one favorite read in Japanese this year and no one should be surprised. I’m a massive Kino fan and read three volumes this year. I love books that I can analyze the hell out of and this is exactly that. Additionally, I think the writing style and the way both Kino and Hermes are characterized adds so much to both the stories and the underlying meanings that Shigusawa is trying to get across.

Denethor being introduced as looking and feeling more like Aragorn than his own son Boromir is such a stark reframing of Aragorn and Boromir’s power dynamic for me, more brutal still that it comes so late. It’s the third book and suddenly I’m wondering, did Boromir see his father in Aragorn? Was it his burden that only he could see it? Is this why Boromir distrusted Aragorn? Is this why Boromir died putting all his trust into Aragorn? But Boromir’s been dead for so long now, all we have is Faramir’s word to go by, and he seems to think that Boromir’s failure was never really seeing their father for who he was. so I get nowhere, I just have these graves and this king.