#this is a joke btw
Text
rip to lark and sparrow but if henry oak was my dad i would simply be well adjusted
#this is a joke btw#i love lark and sparrow okay#but i think if henry oak adopted me i would simply be a better person rn#saying as someone whos dad is kind of a glenn close#dndads#dungeons and daddies#henry oak#sparrow oak garcia#lark oak garcia#glenn close
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason
some random reporter: who's your favorite child?
bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally
dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason
tim: rest in peace
#dc#dc comics#batfamily#bruce wayne#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce: i love all my children equally#also bruce five minutes later: idc about dick#this is a joke btw#although. i Do think that bruce is one of those parents who clearly love certain kids more
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
#i saw something on Twitter the other day about how some people actually want ao3 to have an algorithm#like my dude the fact that it doesn’t is the POINT#leave me and my cursed fics alone#I’m happier this way#this is a joke btw
87K notes
·
View notes
Text
He lived, bitch.
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
man this neil guy is so silly he should get his own book
#this is a joke btw#tara talks aftg trash#aftg#all for the game#nora sakavic#the foxhole court#neil josten#tsc#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court
966 notes
·
View notes
Text
lucas when dustin joined their group so he didn’t have to third wheel alone anymore
#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#dustin henderson#lucas sinclair#there is a fanfic about this#i loved it#so it’s canon to me#this is a joke btw
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Yes my two favorite drivers are Charles F1 driver, musician, model, karting team owner, icecream shop owner, UN road safety ambassador, amateur footballer, ocassional padel player Leclerc and Max F1 driver Verstappen
#lestappen#formula 1#charles leclerc#max verstappen#this is a joke btw#i know max does a lot of stuff too#but it's j funny like#charles does a million things during break#and max is like. sim racing.#barbie and ken#if u will
512 notes
·
View notes
Text
milf (man i love fanfiction)
#userfandomfoundmyart#byler#lumax#elmax#ronance#steddie#stozier#stenbrough#reddie#this is a joke btw#:D#ao3#fanfiction
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
#Work humor#Just a joke#funny#funny meme#politics#capitalism#socialism#accounting#office humor#consulting#dark humor#anticapitalism#this is a joke btw#joking#inside joke#joke#funny jokes
486 notes
·
View notes
Text
from James Vowles’ “let’s look after you” to Jenson Button’s “I’m always here if you need a shoulder to cry on”, Logan Sargeant will always have a middle aged british man taking care of him
734 notes
·
View notes
Text
Imagine if Aziraphale runs heaven like the bookshop and he’s just hanging out doing absolutely nothing but shuffling papers around to look busy while keeping inconsistent office hours and tracking Crowley back on earth all day long and stress snacking, and that’s what ends up ruining heavens plans for the second coming.
#I love projecting myself onto fictional characters 🥰#it would actually stay consistent with the how the main conflicts in s1 and s2 sort of took care of themselves without their help#but also#I just want to see both of them down bad for each other#if aziraphale is avoiding work just know crowley is a mess too#this is a joke btw#aziraphale will rip that place apart#good omens#ineffable husbands
924 notes
·
View notes
Text
To all the old Dadrius fans that got into the Hunter Noceda train and are now coming back:
#this is a joke btw#but some of us were faithful to the end 😤 /lh#the owl house#toh#the owl house spoilers#toh spoilers#darius deamonne#toh hunter#hunter deamonne#dadrius#watching and dreaming
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
oh sure when agnes montague is brought into the world only for the purpose of ending the world and has her story told by snippets shared by other people it’s “tragic” and “compelling” but when i, nikola orsinov,
#this is a joke btw#sometimes I think about how similar these two are and i start shaking like a little dog#cicada screams#tma#nikola posting#nikola orsinov#sure we’ll maintag this#i feel like I’ve made this post before. oh well
470 notes
·
View notes
Text
William Afton looks very interesting in the FNaF movie trailer
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#shaggy rodgers#william afton#purple guy#the man behind the slaughter#this is a joke btw#yeah I made these
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
The reason Eris isn’t allowed in Velaris is cause Nesta would have took him home once during her ✨escapades✨ and it would have been over for Cassian.
#I’m sorry that art I just reblogged rewired my brain#IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER FOR THE IC#he would have took her to Autumn and pampered her like a princess#after he killed Beron of course#this is a joke btw#neris#I want to jump to the part they fuck in my story like now#acotar
369 notes
·
View notes
Text
"Trans Alastor doesn't make sense" no it doesn't, but the idea of Rosie chopping his tits off with a cleaver is really really funny you guys
#trans alastor#hazbin hotel#this is a joke btw#i don't actually think he's trans#but this idea hit me while I was taking a shower today#and the mental image of Alastor lying on a table giving Rosie a thumbs up while she raises a butcher knife above her head made my day#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin rosie#it is currently 1:10 am so i might regret posting this tomorrow but that's future me's problem#platonic radiorose
299 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
