praise be he the croc the gator for he delivered us from sin our savior
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OP turned off reblogs, but this post deserves a spot on my blog.
Anyway, for those of you who observe it, have a meaningful Good Friday tomorrow. If you don’t observe it, just have a nice weekend.
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Now that I've found that statue of Apollo taking a selfie in the Louvre, my life is much more complete.
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Rayla: An inn seems like an indulgence
Me: Rayla, are you… Catholic?
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There are only three men in my life: the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen 🙏
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Quote of the day:
When discussing being Christened with my partner, I totally referred to it as "being Simba-ed" by a priest because I forgot the word.
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"if God loves me then why do bad things happen to me?" do you not also put your favorite blorbos into situations?
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just found out adam and eve wouldn't have had belly buttons. i am... disturbed
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Jesus was the first Christian wizard and you can't change my mind on this.
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I think all the world's churches should trade members like the NBA
Like imagine waking up one day and the Vatican suddenly had like two members from the Quorum of the 12 Apostles and the most enthusiastic guy from a tiny Pentecostal church is now the pope for a season
Skyler who led your youth ministry group is now a Shia Imam
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