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PTA!Scrooge
A Modern AU thing based on this ask I sent to @undeadchestnut where Ebenezer is married to Jacob and they both adopted Beryl. A BIG HAPPY FAMILY LIKE THEY SHOULD BE.
Of course, raising a child means that he has to go to the most terrifying meet-up known to man: the PTA.
But that doesn't mean he is not prepared to deal with the onslaught.
Kudos to @vixx-ari for the inspiration for the sick burn!
#netflix scrooge#ebenezer scrooge#scrooge 2022#scrooge: a christmas carol#scrooge a christmas carol#scrooge#2022 scrooge#screw the karens#bisexual#bisexual scrooge cuz YES#undeadchestnut#PTA AU#Modern AU#scrooge netflix#ebenezer isn't taking shit from anybody
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I always like stories where a random human kid/teenager gets spared and adopted by the Decepticons because they gotta make sure they don’t kill them all that jazz but I feel like there should be like an AU of sorts that was done with UnderTale where the Decepticons Disguise themselves and go to PTA meetings, it’d be pretty funny honestly
#nova’s rambles#transformers#transformers au#pta au#Soundwave just casually telling a Susan her lemon squares are shit have me wheezing#decepticons#this needed to be a thing
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Angewomon vs LadyDevimon except it's a PTA mom rivalry
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PTA Shouldn't Stand for Pretty Tight Ass
Hi all! @samthefrank and I were sitting on this for a hot minute. We have TWO stories going on at once. Which is absolutely wild and I love it.
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Steve Harrington - ex local legend and fearsome bully, now single father of two - returns to Hawkins after the world spit him out. With a messy life to sort through, all he wanted was settle down and get his kids through seventh grade without any surprises.
Cue Mr. Eddie Munson, ex victim of one Steve Harrington, now Hawkins Middle School's favorite music teacher.
Or: What happens when your former high school bully joins the PTA, helps run a bake sale, and may or may not be having a bisexual crisis.
#steddie#eddie x steve#eddie munson#steve harrington#steve harrington x eddie munson#stranger things au#PTA AU#let's GO
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Soon~
#shitpost#self insert#gary stu#mary sue#pta au#twisted wonderland self insert#twisted wonderland oc#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#ocxcanon#jordan danger kasaitora#twisted wonderland oc x canon
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au where starlo and ceroba adopt clover or somethin idk
made this at 3 am, this was my second attempt at drawing starlo
#undertale yellow#undertale yellow fanart#uty#uty au#undertale yellow au#uty fanart#starlo#north star#my art#pta starlo
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guys. we are missing out on the potential of an elementary school PTA au for qsmp. think real housewives kind of drama. quackity is the PTA president because he's old friends with a lot of the school board even though he doesn't show up to like half the meetings because he's busy. there's so much gossip about who the father of his kid is and he definitely gets judgemental side eye from the other parents about it. tilin is doing well at least? even if they do spend more time at roier and jaiden's house than their own sometimes.
bad is another other single parent but he doesn't get gossiped about because he always runs the bake sale fundraiser and does a great job at it so no one wants to upset him. bad and dapper are the type of parent child duo where bad keeps dapper up to date on ALL the drama going on with the other parents (to a child friendly degree) and dapper is going to grow up to be the worst gossip just like his dad.
no one knows what the fuck is going on with charlie and mariana's marriage. if you ask charlie they're in the middle of a divorce. if you ask mariana they're doing perfectly well they just got into a couple's spat this week and charlie is dramatic. what do you mean it happens every week? no no you misunderstood they're doing fine they're definitely not getting a divorce. literally the only thing they have going for them is how both of them went to bat for juanaflippa when she told them she was a girl it's the sole reason the other parents respect them. what's a more pressing issue is that juanaflippa keeps trying to start fights on the playground and instead of discouraging her charlie and mariana both cheer her on and give her lessons on how to punch people.
phil is one of the older parents and is already experienced since he has an adult child and wasn't planning on having another, but he's done the parent game before which is probably part of why chayanne is at the top of his class while also excelling in his karate classes, softball practice, cross country team, etc. missa is his trophy husband who's just happy to be there. literal "she's everything / he's just ken" moment.
yknow when there's that one mom in the PTA group who is very stereotypically attractive and everyone is convinced she was the mistress for her current husband and caused his last divorce? that's foolish. no one trusts him to be around their partners despite the fact that he didn't cheat!!! at the same time, the minute doors are closed everyone is trying to flirt with him and gets frustrated when he insists he's loyal to vegetta. at least leonarda seems happy.
jaiden and roier are like the picture perfect parents with bobby. he and chayanne constantly compete for the top spot in their class. both jaiden and roier work as lawyers and there was a rumor going around that they were representing charlie and mariana respectively for potential divorce number 3 but this didn't seem to cause any tension between them. roier takes over to lead the PTA meetings when quackity can't make it while jaiden sits in the corner awkwardly trying to keep charlie from getting into an argument with mariana again.
no one has seen spreen in ages. there's another rumored divorce going on between him and fit but instead of making it as public as charlie and mariana's problems fit just makes snide comments about his absent husband here and there.
tallulah transferred to the school in the middle of the year and phil invited wilbur to the PTA meetings so he could be involved in the school. quackity and wilbur are exes and while wilbur insists tilin isn't his kid no one quite believes him. he's a very young single parent though and clearly has no idea what he's doing so even if it's a bit strange that his kid is almost the same age as his little brother chayanne, the other parents are relieved that phil seems to be taking the reigns to help him out. also wilbur is a famous musician and he's gotten asked for autographs from some of the other parents of kids in tallulah's class.
dan and maxo only showed up to the first PTA meeting and never came back. trump transferred schools and no one has heard from them since.
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they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars
#rvb#red vs blue#maine#wash#carolina#agent washington#agent maine#agent carolina#mine#*24#i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself#i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol#also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car#tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license#but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking'#if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever#carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying#it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care
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So like
Apparently I broke reality
#pizza tower#dingus art#vodka tower au#vodka tower#pavel#pavel borsch#irl me#so like hes part of the PTA
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Help I just read Baiheng's Parenting and why am I getting so curious what happened to that one PTA meeting with that one mother she punched—
Imagine if the woman did try to report this to the General though—that'd be so funny XD
One day, I will write about Baiheng and the fights she had with the PTA parents.
To the old nobility, Yanqing is not of any important bloodline. Yes, he is adopted into the family but to old families who value blood relations above everything else, Yanqing is viewed as something akin to a usurper. The old nobility are not the richest nor do they hold the same immense political power they had before. During the Civil War, they lost a lot of status and Jing Yuan's ascension to the Seat of Divine Foresight did not make it easier on them. Their feelings towards Yanqing are a mixture of discrimination towards his birth and their delusions of a lost, but glorious past.
At the PTA meeting, a mother belonging to a noble family had the gall/stupidity to say around Baiheng "It's bad enough that child is held to the same rank as us but for him to go to the same school as well, the Alliance truly has fallen. Who knows what a loathsome child will do to our society? I say it's best to get rid of him."
Had she said it within the comforts of her home or the old noble factions, no one would've batted an eye. However, she was stupid enough to say it when Baiheng was in the room and her Foxian hearing is much better than humans or Vidyadhara.
Within seconds of her saying that, she was immediately on her floor, a painful bruise on her right cheek. No amount of screaming and threats could make Baiheng regret what she did and she absolutely did not regret it.
"Go on then, you can fight back if you want. Or you can even go and report what happened to the Cloud Knights, where you can repeat what you said about Yanqing to the General instead."
If the woman was stupid enough to actually go to the General to lodge a complaint, she would be thrown in jail for threatening harm to a member of the General's family.
Lady: General, please help me! Lady Baiheng attacked me out of nowhere. Look, she struck me so hard my face is bruised.
Jing Yuan: *already knows what happens but wants to see how long this can be dragged out* I am so sorry to hear that. How can the Seat of Divine Foresight help you?
Lady: Well, you can do something about Lady Baiheng. Throw her in jail or exile her! She hit me! I am a noble. I come from a distinguished family.
Jing Yuan: I see. Might I ask what led up to this?
Lady: I was just talking with the other parents. I have no idea what led to her assaulting me
Jing Yuan: What exactly were you talking about?
Lady: *quickly realizing that her comments might land her in the Shackling Prison* Uh...
#yanqing#yanqing’s happy family au#honkai star rail#jing yuan#yanqing's happy family au asks#baiheng#Baiheng allows no disrespect towards those she loves especially Yanqing#If she could kill that women#she would#Dan Feng might've killed#Jingliu as well#Jing Yuan would be close though#Yingxing is a 50/50#The dialogue of the PTA lady is inspired by the stuff I heard working in retail
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kara is out here reassuring lena about first impressions that she fell in love with her the first time they met only for lena to counter that kara likes her being bossy i laughed way harder than i should have bc yes, we love them bossy. bossy women are the exceptions to everything
As I always say, one man's bossy woman is another woman's beloved wife
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La Rentrée
Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen | Rated T, 14987 words, complete
"First, every head in the room whipped to the doorway, where sunlight haloed a lithe figure as he removed a pair of expensive-looking Céline sunglasses onto a head of dark, windswept hair, revealing a pair of enigmatic, mischievous green eyes.
Second, an accented voice rang out, “I’m here, no need to apologize for starting without me. Seb, always lovely to see you, you’re looking really sharp this evening. George, please, don’t pause on my account.”
And third, Logan laid eyes on the most exquisitely beautiful man he’d ever seen in his entire life."
read on ao3
#new fic baby!#have you ever wanted to read a self-indulgent au from logan's pov where george runs the PTA?#well have we got the fic for YOU#we know nothing about children so like#if you read this and think#“would a five year old be able to do this?”#the answer is. we do not fucking know#la rentree#max verstappen#charles leclerc#lestappen#f1 rpf fic#f1 rpf
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Thinking about stsg always being the ones who pick the girls and megumi up and the other moms flocking around them for being handsome LMAO. And then one day ripmc shows up cause gojo and geto aren’t able to she and wonders why she’s getting stares from the other ladies (they’re just jealous lol the next day nanako bullies the other moms kids)
ive said it before and i'll say it again geto is a milf MAGNET cougars love him
#for gojo.....hmmm the moms appreciate his good looks from a distance but make the mistake of thinking geto would be easier to handle lol#because he's so outwardly well mannered#nanako watching some pta mom touch geto's arm: 😟😒😠#the moms probably think ripmc is the babysitter or something LMAO#in ddao megumi/tsumiki nanamimi are actually in separate schools which is actually explained in the next chapter lol#but yeah nanamimi go to a nice private elem school and get invites from the moms to come play with their kids at their homes all the time#GETO PTA MOM FTW#poly au
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Merry Christmas the Ange x Devi PTA Mom AU turned into Lucemon performing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor at a school sanctioned drag show and absolutely killing it
#don't ask how it got there I don't even know#but it's delightful and i love it forever#🧁.txt#pta mom au#pta au#also for clarification it was high school and appropriate but I feel like that should go without saying
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I did a thing :3
context: Arkham Valley PTA AU, tl;dr, Faroe and Addison both live and go to school together. There’s a collection on ao3 :D (not my concept)
#My art#i did a thing#malevolent#Arkham valley pta#Arkham valley pta au#faroe lives au#Addison lives au#faroe and Addison live au#faroe lester#Addison Larson#faroe malevolent#malevolent faroe#malevolent podcast#Addison malevolent#Malevolent addison#Addison is Asian because i say so#I hc Bella as black so faroe is mixed :D#i love them <3#this is such a cute concept
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Nonsensical family-friendly activities for the whole gang!
#pokemon#anipoke#pokemon horizons#trainer red#ash ketchum#trainer roy#trainer liko#rival nemona#pretend pta dad au#au#my drawings
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