Taking Them Trick or Treating vs. Passing Out Candy HCs
-> h. sero, h. shinso, s. aizawa
Hanta Sero | Hitoshi Shinso | Shota Aizawa x [GN]Reader
CONTENT WARNING(S): college au—aizawa a professor, the other two are college students. sfw, trick or treating, established relationships.
COUNT: 1017 words.
I/B: His Spidey-Senses by me.
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A/N: i thought this was a fitting part two for the other fic i posted!! this was so much more fun than i thought i was going to have lol. again, my pc is fucking up so no fun text colors buts it's not that serious... anyways, enjoy! thank you, anon!
Sero chose… to go trick or treating! 🍭
since about the later teen years, Sero has always been one to hand out candy, but this year he wanted to be the one receiving the candy!
which it's funny, he literally chose this on his own volition and it’s you who’s being dragged out to go trick or treating.
this young twenty-something year old was so excited about y’all matching that he wanted to show out on Halloween night lmao.
+ if y’all went out partying on any of the prior nights, just know he was stuck by your hip the whole time (and even did a demonstration of ykw).
Sero literally makes a whole spectacle about it like the thought is hilarious.
bro is swinging from building to building with you in his arms when you get tired of walking, he keeps the mask on the whole time just so the kids around him still feel the excitement of “Spiderman” making a guest appearance in their neighborhood. :’)
please the amount of times you or the older people accompanying the other kids out have made you take pictures of Sero and them was too many times to count LOL.
At a certain point some grumpy person is like, “why is yo big funky ass doin’ all of this fo" and he doesn’t give a FUCK.
To which Sero is like, “my Spidey senses are telling me it’s passed your bedtime, geriatic” meanwhile the person questioning him is like 40 years old.
you hate to admit that you actually had fun doing this foolishness with him and it is one of the memorable nights for you.
would you do it again next year? absolutely not.
+ except, Sero always had a way of persuading you….
BONUS: Sero became a trending topic on social media with even news stations covering it. this latent function ended up being more beneficial than you ever thought it would be.
Shinso chose… to go trick or treating! 🍭
this was barely his decision.
Shinso had already known about your adoration for Halloween but this was one of the first years of you two being together that you dragged him out on your shenanigans.
normally, you dress up and go along your merry way, with of course him reminding you to let him know if anything happens to call him. but this year, you wanted to do something different.
you wanted to do a couples costume.
the first idea was to do something like Squid Games, which he wasn’t opposed to. he could keep his face covered, spare his dignity, y'know?
then you changed your mind and wanted something more cute like Jack Skellington and Sally, which okay he doesn’t mind. he didn't want to say it out loud but you guys would look hot as them.
but the last and bright idea you went with was… salt and pepper?
yeah.
salt and pepper.
Shinso nearly passed out from it making no sense at all.
the worst part knowing he had no choice in the matter because once you made up your mind, that’s what y’all going with LMAO.
He’s like “why the fuck did you go with that idea?? Shit makes no sense.”
And you’re like, “sense when I have ever made sense with shit like this??? Be serious.”
let’s be real, y’all go together well because y’all both be so very unserious.
so when it’s Halloween night and y’all are out trick or treating, he has no choice but to keep his head held high and calls out to each door with a monotone, “trick or treat 😐".
he secretly had fun that night but you better not make him say it out loud.
Aizawa chose… to pass out candy! 🎭
Aizawa doesn’t really give a fuck about holidays, like he does not care at all.
he’s the type of man who only does stuff if his s/o or someone he generally cares about loves it, but other than that if it was up to him he would not be entertaining this.
it's not like he hates holidays or like has some vendetta against them from traumatic experiences, mans just doesn’t gaf.
BUTTTTTT he will show out in the most driest way known to man just to support you lmao.
He’ll be like, “what? I thought this is what you wanted?” in his makeshift Halloween costume made with tissue paper around his forehead and waist as a ‘mummy’ as if his hero costume doesn’t already have those components?))?)#*(%)4
I hate to break the 4th wall here, but now I’m starting to debate whether he’d do some ghetto goofy costume or be one of those types to have a super good looking and creepy costume and jumpscares kids as they try to reach for the bowl.
FUCK IT, he decides to do both. this year and the next.
safe to say, you gave him a new tradition??? like visiting his house really is a trick or treat but this time it's in the area of if he will put in the effort or not depending on the year.
at a certain point this man is committed to stealing the show???
all you gotta do is come back to replace the candy lol.
not what you were expecting but it works out?
BONUS: you help with the fake-out sometimes by pranking the kids and reassuring them that the “statue” doesn’t move. it's even better when the parents get scared too.
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People that would be better Fathers and mentors to the Umbrella Academy than Reginald “ Fucking Simp” Hargreeves in no particular order:
(The future is not as fucked when Five arrives there)
(He kills Reginald and steal the kids)
(The girls learn about the Hargreeves, they drop Reginald in jail and take their new siblings home)
(Five jumping through time was registered in the Tardis and Ten came to investigate)
(Crowley met the kids at Griddy’s, got attached awfully quickly, convinced them to run away with him, stuffed seven kids on the back of the Bentley, hauled ass so quick that he traveled across the ocean on wheels and scared the shit out of Aziraphale with their seven brand new kids)
(“Its for a evil plot! No I’m not attached to them, shut up Minion!”)
(They sneak out to Griddy’s, Diego sees this red and blue truck that is “So awesome! Guys, you have to see it” they see that is unlocked, they go inside, they mess around and eat donuts and then fall asleep in the seats. Optimus wakes from his recharge and doesn’t notice that he has seven little organics inside. Accidental kid acquisition)
(One Halloween Jack uses one of the stone caskets of a particular mausoleum as a doorway to the human world and— Why is there a kid being harassed by ghosts in here???)
(Five travels, not to the future, but to Sesame Street)
(As a fellow experiment raised to be a weapon but that was actually loved, Reginald’s methods are deeply offensive. Shadow shots him point blank. He later takes the kids to have some ice cream and teaches them how to roller skate)
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