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fallow-grove · 1 year

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observation: whenever 8ball-wizard touches one of my posts it gets way more notes than i expect

conclusion: 8ball-wizard is a local celebrity

#fallow buzzes #nonsense #THIS HAS BEEN SITTING HERE SO LONG LMAO #posts that dodged the drafts

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tastycitrus · 7 months

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Tim: Oh no! There's TWO Casses! Steph, excited: Wow! Tim: Steph, this is a bad thing. One of them is an imposter. Steph: Oh yeah. Duke with a gun: How do we know which one is the fake? One Cass, pointing at the other Cass: Shoot her! She's the imposter! *everyone immediately shoots the Cass who spoke* Damian: You idiot, giving yourself away like that. Cassandra would NEVER pass up the opportunity to die! Cass: Cass: Is that really how you guys see me? Everyone else: Yes.

#batfam #batfamily #cassandra cain #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #to be honest since cass can dodge bullets they could shoot at both of them #and the one who gets hit is the imposter (probably)#now to be fair she's not literally so eager to die she would jump at any chance to do so #but cass having a death wish is an integral part of her character #like it was straight up part of her character pitch. her wanting to die for her sins is baked into her very being #...if anyone cares this is not inspired by my earlier post about cass being in three places at once #this has been sitting in my drafts for a month

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lautakwah · 2 months

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not to be a stick in the mud but draft dodging is the literal least u can do imo it's basically a non action when the alternative is committing war crimes for western imperialist interests like forgive me for not thinking much of ppl who did the bare minimum? like idk the way (white) leftists talk abt draft dodgers as almost mythical heroes who heroically defied totalitarian regimes is kinda laughable tbh when i have visited my immediate family members' graves who died actually doing that.

#i keep seeing ppl make posts abt the vietnam war and sometimes in connection w the genocide happening in gaza rn and....#it's so stupid. idk what else to say but draft dodging even if it gets u idk thrown in jail (at worst) it will NEVER compare to #living in terror and being systematically wiped out idk idk idk!!#ling.txt

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outism-had-a-purpose · 10 months

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Imagine if Telemachus looked a bit like Sinclair. Would retranslate all of Outis interactions with latter.

Girl is living the 'harsh emotionally distant dad' life vicariously through her 19 year old coworker who is probably the same age as her son who she probably hasn't seen ever since he was a tot. To Páthos Máthos or sumthin

#limbus company #outis #sinclair #assorted outisms #i just find it hilarious that outis is beefing with the poor lad on canto iv she's gotten meaner i love it #but anyhow brainrot in the tags time #been reading her base ego's trivia page and find the provided trivia about 'to páthos máthos' inch resting which ill provide here:#The phrase is a variant of pathei mathos (πάθει μάθος 'learning through suffering') a quote originating from Aeschylus' tragedy Agamemnon.#its namesake Agamemnon being the Ancient Greek general responsible for bringing Odysseus (alias: Outis)#into the Trojan War by threatening to kill his infant son Telemachus.#of course since its the fandom wiki it could just be an interesting snippet that won't bear fruit #there's also one post that i remmeber about odysseus being dodging the trojan war draft by feining madness #i have nothing meaningful to say im just pulling info and laying it out on the floor because i dont wanna speculate? because i might get a #thing or two wrong because im not exactly a greek mythos buff #anyways if you've somehow read all of this please feel free to like talk in the comments or reblogs i like seeing people theorize what the #fuck is up with that old woman war criminal

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lee-the-yeen-art · 1 month

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Did a redraw of an old Starving Dreamer ask response, and I am immensely happy with the amount of improvement I’ve made over… *checks watch* 5 YEARS?? 👀

Wow, a lot more time than I’d initially thought. Regardless, I’m really happy that I’ve regained my fire for this project. Fic is still in progress lol.

VERY OLD ART under the cut.

#dont starve #dont starve together #dst #wilson percival higgsbury #starving dreamer #lee art #still reeling that its been 5 years. I only did the math while writing this post #this Wilson did NOT dodge the draft!

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h0neyfreak · 6 months

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kind of insane that Gottlob Frege wanted to eliminate miscommunication with a perfect logical language back in the 1800s and we took his work and used it to build the most perfect miscommunication machine known to man (The Internet)

#yeah this one has marinated long enough this slaps #h0ney draft dodging #mine #text post #meta #hellsite #tumblr #philosophy #philosophy meme #philosophy humor #philosophy of language #gottlob frege #phil lang #philosophy memes

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greenslime69 · 1 year

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I lost my gender in the war on christmas

#OH this is a great time to post this one #trans #nonbinary #agender #slime speaks #dodge the drafts

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stories-of-the-multiverse · 1 month

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((You know... The more I think about televangelist Vox... The funnier it is with my headcanon cuz. While I do headcanon him to have been raised Catholic, he also did not pay attention in sunday school in the same headcanon so if he was a televangelist. He was probably going off of what sermons he vaguely remembered and then bullshitting the rest. And the thought has me cackling-))

#OOC #Vox #Vivziepop CW #Mobile Post #I might have him starting out as that before doing commercials #Anything to dodge the draft lol #Shoutout to Red btw-

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fundielicious-simblr · 1 month

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(Valentina's POV)

We celebrated our gorgeous bride this weekend! Macie and I found a cabin in the woods and coordinated with everyone on schedules, a few weeks later the 12 of us gathered to celebrate Celeste finding the love of her life! While not everyone that was invited could make it, I'm glad that we got to have time with our family!

We all transformed into girls for a weekend, having snowball fights, making snow angels, and making snow people. It was a great period of relaxation and bonding, the togetherness that Celeste specifically asked for before entering a new season of life.

All the 'Paulson girls - current and former' were able to get together and it was so special! Having 6 brothers means that us sisters have been welcoming more sisters with each wedding (and hopefully Kelsey joins our crew in the future). Having Tessa, Sabrina, and Madison be pregnant still making the effort to be with us made it even more special!

We all took turns cooking, and Macie and I had prearranged the cooking groups so each day we had 4 people cooking per day. We were definitely spoiled when it came to food, we had everything from homemade doughnuts, fresh bread made daily, great soup, and homemade lasagna - to name a few. The kettle was constantly going so we had an abundance of hot chocolate and coffee available over the weekend too.

We're getting closer and closer to the big day, we've got all of our dresses and suits for the bridal party. Since it's a winter wedding, we're praying that we have nice enough weather that there's a nice blanket of snow but no inclement weather. Macie and I have cherished this time as her maid and matron of honour, we've managed to grow even closer with her (as if it was even possible) and can't wait for her to marry the love of her life in a few short weeks!

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narvin · 3 months

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and also I think a lot abt the impact of the time war on the already questionable psyche of the time lords, especially random civilians who lived centuries or millennia doing mundane jobs and then were drafted into an incomprehensibly terrible war

#and I think abt this because ferren and sol both have fucked up brain arcs #ferren dodges the draft and runs off to pretend he’s coping living in a cabin in the foothills #sol’s brain gets so scrambled from the fighting and rassilon’s influence that they break and abandon their post #time lords don’t like change and they aren’t used to feeling unsafe on their own world this is a massive upheaval #more fucked up weird time lords!!

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cassies-confectionary · 11 months

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Checking the rubble part 1:

I found a lot of parts and even found one of the gates that leads to a level, i checked it out and it was to that war level, i don't like it since it brings back bad memories

A whole bunch of peppino clones ran out of it so they must have been ok, the gate collapsed while I was taking it home but i was messing with it a little, that might be why

I did find out that they work like a normal portal, like that one puzzle game, i just have to figure out how they did it like this, these portals are likely long distance

#pizza tower #pizza tower oc #cassie's confessions #cassie noella #pizza tower post game #pizza tower war #peppino clones #yes ive been in a war #couldn't dodge the draft #it was pre-transition #actually it's what motivated me to transition

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fallow-grove · 9 months

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girl who kins hatsune miku specifically because she has no consistent personality yet is adored regardless

#ok this one is good too #posts that dodged the drafts #fallow buzzes #hatsune miku #txt

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petrichorium · 10 months

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Oh my god I was abt to post something and then refreshed my dash and realized it would have seemed like a vague jfc

#like full-on had the post editor up wrote the thing put it in DRAFTS y’all don’t understand how close this was #I HAD NO CLUE I HADNT REFRESHED MY DASH SINCE THIS MORNING I SWEAR #dodged a BULLET #pattering on the roof

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waitingforminjae · 2 years

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I have no idea who Son Hoyoung is but that is HYSTERICAL bdjdvksgdkgdjdgdjf

he's from g.o.d and it rlly is one of my fav scandals akskskfkfkgkhljlkl she literally held a press conference (after she'd been divorced from his father) and accused him of giving up his korean citizenship to avoid enlisting 😭 and hoyoung had to make a statement explaining that he had never even HAD korean citizenship because he was born to non-korean citizens in new jersey 😭 but that he had been erroneously been listed as a korean citizen on his passport and had to go have it corrected at the immigration office 😭

my fav thing i saw about it tho was this longggggggg naver blog post from some random fan that was defending him while throwing danny ahn (also g.o.d) under the bus accusing danny of the same thing (giving up his korean citizenship for "education reasons" but rlly to draft dodge) 😭

#like it was literally a novella length post abt danny ahn draft dodging i rlly gotta find it again it was sooooooooo funny but compelling #the asks and the answers #poor hoyoung rlly has the craziest personal life of any idol ever 😭 shit just happens to that man

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oopsallmabari · 1 year

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rambling abt arya’s family members!

bann alwin trevelyan: 66 at the start of inquisition. current head of the trevelyan family, widow to miriam, father to eric, malik, and arya. as was customary for the trevelyan family at the time, bann alwin committed to pledge one child to the chantry, provided he had at least two surviving children. upholds the family motto well (in public). highly interested in fostering strong connections to the chantry. initially had some difficulty accepting eric’s commitment to being a templar (right ambition, wrong child).

lady miriam trevelyan (nee lange) : deceased at age 50, would have been 63 at the start of inquisition. wife of alwin. gifted in textile arts. devout and traditional, polite but did not suffer fools. expected perfection from herself and her family. she was very invested in trying to arrange a marriage for arya since she wasn’t set to inherit, but once it became clear that would be difficult, she accepted arya’s early interest in following in eric’s templar footsteps.

knight-captain acting knight-commander eric trevelyan: 39 at the start of inquisition. knight captain of markham circle,now-disbanded, for 13 years. served as acting knight-commander for a couple months following the rebellion of markham’s circle and the death of knight-commander dupre fournier. the eldest son of the trevelyan family committed himself to the templar order and formally renounced his claim to the bannorn at age 13, though he received templar training at the trevelyan estate until age 18, thanks to a deal bann alwin struck with the order. eric remained at ostwick circle for a little over 3 years, until arya’s magic manifested and he was swiftly transferred away to markham.

lord malik trevelyan: 34 at the start of inquisition. youngest son and middle child of the trevelyan family. married to sofia trevelyan (nee de la Cerda), has two twin daughters brienne and daphne (ages 8) and an unnamed child on the way. though initially his parents expected to pledge him to the templar order when he came of age, at age 8 he became heir after eric gave away his claim. malik was initially resistant to the responsibility, though he certainly relished comfortable noble life. a flirt and a prankster in his youth, malik was known to be deeply charming to outsiders and a terror to his family. when he was 16, he played a prank on his younger sister arya--dragging her out of bed while she slept and unceremoniously dumping her into the stables with a particularly unruly mare. unfortunately, this would lead to arya’s magic first manifesting as she froze the stable in a panic.

#eric trevelyan #arya trevelyan #arya is 28 at the start of inquisition. baby of the family.#still debating if i want any of malik's kids to be mages tbh they're still young enough for it to manifest #i don't talk abt miriam a lot here but i think part of the reason why She Is The Way She Is is bc she had a mage sibling #that the family hid but it didn't go well.#so while i fully think there are others in the trevelyan line that have magic i think she was very terrified #of one of her kids being a mage. and then for a while it seemed like she had dodged a bullet.#sorry this has been sitting in my drafts for. a minute and i'm posting it now bc i am tired and have hay fever! love and light

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flipchild · 2 years

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Call me a Bop It, cause you could Pull It, Twist It, or Tug It... but I'm Goin' to Sleep.

#draft dodging post

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