u are a germ to me
a little microorganism
i look at u under a microscope
i see u... 🦠🔬
i study u like the buge...🪲🔍🔍
aaughh FUCK back in the sceintists Lab againn. am i a cool bug germ at least
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girl who kins hatsune miku specifically because she has no consistent personality yet is adored regardless
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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goblonia in a few !! https://twitch.tv/fallowgrove/
things are heating up. molten metal to be specific!
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doc i am experiencing SAD. bring me the glowing man
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yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me
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my spells domt have names because if they did theyd be named things like spell of Makes You Sad
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wghat the fuck is a blanket
i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps
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no, that's a buzz cut. a blanket is headwear you put on horses to limit what they see
wghat the fuck is a blanket
i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps
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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:
Yes, it's an ableist slur.
Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.
Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.
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Odd question.
Can you play any musical instruments?
I can’t.
I briefly took piano lessons but it didn’t stick.
What about you? If it’s okay to ask
yeah baby i have so many ins
never mind
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just took a DNA test but it turned out I didn’t have any and the doctor got really mad at me
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I like my peanut butter the same as my partners legs.
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I think people should give me other psychological tests to fail. I wonder what happens if I fail a personality test again.
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worst thing to put on a t-shirt, go
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btw another fun fact: theres a bot that reblogs posts that have a haiku syllable pattern in them somewhere. so if u type something that happens to be a haiku suddenly a lot of people might see it [if the bot finds it]
piss my pants today
that is pretty shit my guy
lets go commit crime
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