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luvbazkrekker · 1 year

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Wylan: how you feeling?

Jesper, drunk as fuck: you are so good looking!!

Jesper, puts arms around wylan getting close to him: I wanna make love to you right here, right now! *growls*

Matthias, sitting right next to them: …really wish you wouldn’t…

#source: friends #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #soc wylan #soc jesper #jesper fahey #jesper x wylan #wesper #matthias helvar #poor matthias #soc incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #six of crows duology #six of crows quotes #six of crows memes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #grishaverse

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loneswaggingranger · 1 year

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hey guys whoever that sees this help me im looking for the artist who drew a really cute version of the crows in this title card:

I swear they exist i just cant remember them right now and I really want to show it to a friend :'))))

(this is my fav title card btw)

#thank you to gif makers #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone tv #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #fanart #poor matthias #crow babies #shadow and bone title card #help me

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 1 month

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All I can think about recently is that there are three main career options for Grishaverse main characters:

A) Child soldier

B) Criminal

C) ✨Both✨

#and none of them are a choice #it’s very dependent on who your government is #shoutout to Nina and Matthias for really exploring all options available to them #my poor babies #inspired by convo with my sister where she said why is everyone a child soldier and I said some of them are criminals too(!)#as a side note it’s very unclear whether Grisha in Ravka get paid to be in the second army #I’m pretty sure they don’t #like at least if you’re a criminal you can make some cash #not that I’m endorsing criminal activity obvs #but at least there’s marginally more choice as a criminal #it would appear at least marginally more autonomy #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #the grishaverse #six of crows #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #grisha trilogy #seige and storm #ruin and rising #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #Matthias helvar #alina starkov #mal oretsev #genya safin #zoya nazyelensky

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downn-in-flames · 2 years

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this is the only part of the s2 sneak peek i care about FIVE CROWS IN A SINGLE SHOT

#shadow and bone #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #poor matthias bby we'll get you out of hellgate soon

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one-of-crows · 10 months

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Nina: I love to gaslight men

Matthias: what is gaslighting?

Nina: Don't play dumb hun, you already know

Matthias: No I don't

Inej: Yes you do

Matthias: No I don't???

Nina: I literally told you yesterday

Matthias: No you did not.

Jesper: I heard that convo she did tell you

Matthias: Bye I'm off to hellgate

Wylan: No you aren't

Matthias: Yes I am

Wylan: Oh ok bye

Matthias: deeply confused and traumatized

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ruins-and-rewritez · 2 months

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Once a year, no matter where they are or how far apart the Crows pour one out for Matthias and wish him peace

#and then they poor one out for harumbe #but thats a different discussion #six of crows duology #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #jesper fahey #nina zenik #wylan hendriks #matthias helvar #spoilers?#rarzo

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anxiousandpessimistic · 4 months

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Jesper: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that mean i'm weak or strong Wylan: Strong Matthias: Weak Kaz: An idiot

#six of crows duology #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #jesper x wylan #six of crows #jesper fahey #six of crows jesper #soc jesper #wesper #jesper #crooked kingdom #kazzle dazzle #kaz speaks #poor kaz #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz brekker #six of crows matthias #matthias helvar #matthais helvar

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applecidersstuff · 8 months

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"Many boys will bring you flowers.

But someday you'll meet a boy who will learn your favorite flower, your favorite song, your favorite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won't matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does.

Only that boy earns you heart."

But the boy she chose knew what she truly wanted, he remembered her words and secret innermost desires. He helped her return home and break free from her cage…

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theriseandfallofshittyurls · 6 months

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playing with colour

#liv’s art #they’re participating in a pre-soc heist #wylan got dragged along clearly #six of crows #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #inej ghafa #poor matthias in hellgate atm #he isn’t important enough for kaz to break him out :(#kanej #wesper #ig #biblically accurate crows #book accurate crows #artists on tumblr #pre-soc #my art

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youngstarfishphilosopher · 7 months

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#haunted mansion 2023 #disneys haunted mansion #ben matthias #poor man could not catch a break #meme

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mxnkeydo · 3 months

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FUCK I FINISHED READING THE SIX OF CROWS DUOLOGY IN A WEEK AND FUCK MY HEART IS ON THE GROUND IN TINY LITTLE SHARDS THAT NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO PUT TOGETHER AGAIN

#I AM SO NOT NORMAL #JESPER AND WYLAN <33333 #INEJ AND KAZ OHHHH MY GODS #OH AND POOR MATTHIAS I CRIED #NINA MY CHILD #I LOVE THEM ALL SM #KJAHDKJADKJASJDKJSHD #AND THE WHOLE PLOT #WAS SO GOOD

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timeisacircleofangst · 6 months

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Great Expectation quotes the Crows would've said

Kaz: "I was so humiliated, hurt, spurned, offended, sorry-"

Inej: "Are you sullen and obstinate?"

Nina: "She was not a good looking woman, my sister,"

Wylan: "Her contempt for me was so strong, that it became infectious, and I caught it."

Jesper: "Well, to tell you the truth, I ain't much in the habit of drinking at anybody elses expense but my own."

Matthias: "I won't cry no more over you. (Which was a lie, of course, because I was crying to her inside just then)"

Kuwei: "I wish I was a frog. Or a eel!"

#whoever said the classics were outdated lied because this book is hilarious #there is something so funny about a novel written by a 7 year old victorian child #where all these fully grown men and women just brutally bully this literal 7 year old #all the time #every other paragraph #poor pip #six of crows #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #great expectations #dree's posts

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lilisouless · 1 year

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Nina: i am sorry, but you are too sick to be Santa Claus

Matthias : but i promised i would be there for the children

Nina: Kaz and i will cover for you

Matthias: KAZ?! You can't let Kaz be Santa! he and children sound like a terrible mix

Nina: No , i will be Santa, Kaz is too skinny for the role. So instead of a sexy elf, like i was going to be, he will be there as my regular-average elf

Matthias: Alrgiht, but don't let him near the children

Nina: Promise

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Kaz: i can't believe you conviced me to do this

Nina: Relax, no one would reconigze you with that hat covering your haircut

Kid on Nina´s lap: You are not Santa

Nina: of course i am, young man

Kid: Santa can't be a woman

Nina: If god can be a woman, why can't santa be one too?

Kid: God is not a woman, my father told me

Nina: Well, the pain in my ass is not supposed to be human , yet here you are

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Kid: My mommy says your cleavage is innapropiate

Nina: your mommy is just jealous i can flaunt my gifts while hers are so saggy she could clean the floor with them

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Nina: so, what are you going to ask me for christmas?

Kid: i want the candy you are eating

Nina: sure, have one

Kid: i want the whole jar

Nina: Can't do that, those are mine. But i can give you one for you at christmas

Kid: i want them NOW!

Nina: I can't give you that, i payed for them

Kid: I-WANT-THEM-NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NO-

Kaz covering his elf ears : ghezen Nina, just give the jar to that brat before i stuck a sock on his mouth

Nina: no! he has to learn manners. He didn't even say please

Kid: "please" is for servants-

Nina: whoa, are you a piece of-

Kid: If you don't give them to me, i will cry and say you hit me

Nina lifting her fist: Well, you will cry anyway!

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Kaz dressed up as santa: you give them a strong hug, then say "i am sorry, i thought you were my daddy" and ran away, they will think you were embarrased and will give you time until they realize their wallet is gone

Girl taking notes: Interesting, so this is how you get the money for the presents. By the way, why is the elf lady possing like a model in outside instead of here with you?

Kaz: She didn't want to waste her costume even after security dragged her out for raising her hand to a child and calling him a c-u-n-

Kaz: By the way, i will give you a present , but is up to you how are you going to use it. You can drink this red smoothie, or you can run and "accidentally" spilling it over that rich brat with a white coat over there. So, what are you-

Girl running towards the kid: BURY THE RICH! BURY THE RICH!

Kaz: aww, they learn so fast

#poor nina gets the nasty kids #six of crows shitpost #grishaverse shitpost #nina zenik #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #sab netflix #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 1 year

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My friends: Are you ok?

Me, crying: He would come for her, and if he couldn’t walk he’d crawl to her, and no matter how broken they were they’d fight their way out together: knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what they do. They never stop fighting

My friends: …so that’s a no, right?

#you poor darlings thank you for putting up with me #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #kanej #kanej supremacy #kuwei yul bo #incorrect quote

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ruins-and-rewritez · 1 year

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Inej coming back to Ketterdam after her first voyage watching the moon over the waves and one of her crew asking her if she'll be happy to see home again "home" she agrees but she not thinking about the city she thinking about Kaz smiling that barely perceptible grin in the firelight with their fingers locked loosely together while Jes and Wylan sleep passed out on the sofa after too much wine at diner and Nina mumbles something about waffles from one of the over-stuffed chairs

#six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #ck #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #the crows #matthias helvar #my poor baby #i miss him #headcannons #leigh bardugo #kanej #rarzo

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anxiousandpessimistic · 5 months

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Wylan: If you have Anxiety, throw it out the window Jesper: Self Hatred, out the window Nina: That thing that reminds you of your ex, and heartbreak, out the windoooooow Matthias: That demon that eats your socks that don't even like socks but eats them to piss you off, out the wiiiiiiiindoooow Kaz: That one baby in an air plane that's making everyone angry, out the windo- Inej: No! Inej: Don't worry I caught the baby, everything's fine Wylan: So maybe not everything out the WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWw

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