#poor fools 🤣😂😭
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This is JUST LIKE when Usopp got his 5 star bounty in Dressrosa 🤣
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Sebastian Sallow vs the Spanish "false friends" II
Modern AU.
At this point of the year, Sebastian has befriend MC. MC, missing home deciding to sneak off back to London (where her family currently lives) for the weekend. Sebastian ends up joining her thinking that it's another adventure but MC tries to discourage him from joining. In the end, they both sneak off and fly to her home because it turns out the prefects' routine changed and they'll both be caught if they went back.
Once at home, Sebastian finally meets her parents and family. It's a shame his Spanish is not up to par. He doesn't know that MC is aware of this (or has informed her parents about his poor Spanish lessons attempts) and she doesn't mind making a fool out of him considering how cocky he is at trying to learn the language.
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MC: *hugging her parents* ¡Hola Mami! Hola Papi!
Sebastian waits behind her as his friend hugs her parents. MC's mom looks up from her hug and sees him. He smiles and waves.
MC's Mami: Mija, no nos dijiste que traerías un amigo este fin de semana. ¿Quien es tu amigo aqui? (My daughter, you didn't tell us that you would bring a friend this weekend. Who is your friend here?)
MC breaks away from her parents' hug and waves Sebastian over.
MC: Mami, Papi, este es mi amigo Sebastián Sallow. (Mom, Dad, this is my friend, Sebastian Sallow)
Sebastian grins and waves. He understood enough that she is introducing him to her parents.
MC: Él es mi amigo molesto del que siempre te hablo por celular.
(What MC said: He is my annoying friend I'm always telling you about on the cell phone)
(What Sebastian focused on/thought MC said: He is my *molesting* friend...talk...cell phone)
Sebastian: *hands up like he's about to get beat* 😨 I promise that I never touched your daughter!
MC: *stares back at him in annoyance* What are you talking about? You're always touching me! 🙄
Sebastian freezes up as MC continues talking as her parents stare up at him.
MC:*uses her fingers to count off* You're always poking me, playing with my hair, grabbing my hand to drag me around Hogwarts, surprise hug and that's not even mentioning how tightly you were hugging my waist this entire time we flew down here on my broom. 🙄
MC's Mami: *Who knows about MC's language prank* So...you were touching my daughter😠
MC's Papi: *Who also knows about MC's language prank* Tell me why I shouldn't report you to the police? 😤
Sebastian: 😥I swear on my magic I didn't touch her! 😭
MC's Mami & Papi: 😡
MC's Papi: *first to break and starts laughing* 😂🤣
MC and her Mami look at each other annoyed but not surprised with a small smile. 🙄🙂
MC's Papi: *Pats Sebastian on the shoulder who looks like he's about to fall over* I'm sorry mijo, but that look on your face. 😂 I can't believe you fell for it too!
Sebastian: *Nervous smile doesn't believe he's out of the woods yet.* Wh-what d-do yo-you me-mean sir? 🥶
MC's Mami: *taking pity on the poor boy as she pats his other shoulder.* Molestar doesn't mean "to molest" in English. It means annoying in Spanish mijo. 😉😊
Sebastian: *rubs neck, realizing he was pranked and not in danger anymore* Oh...yeah... that's me haha. I'm her annoying friend 😅
Sebastian: ....
Sebastian: *Whips head back to MC with shock on his face* You think I'm annoying?!?! 😯😠🥺
MC: Sí 😏💅🏽
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MC's parents know the struggle of learning English. Sebastian wasn't the only one to fall for the false friends when learning a different language 😅😂. They do like pulling his leg in this moment though, especially since they heard from their daughter that he was too cocky in learning their language. 🤣
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Bonus:
Sebastian leaves a pound or two heavier with how much her family's been feeling him and with a bag of homemade food.
Sebastian: You know MC, your family isn't that scary. I like your family. 🥰They even give me not just one nickname, but two! What does el gringo or mijo even means?
MC: Gringo means white person, specifically of American, English-
Sebastian: I'm Scottish 🥲
MC: OR European origin who isn't of Hispanic descent. Basically anyone white who isn't Latin American. Like a Scotsman 🙄
Sebastian: Oh. Okay. 🙂 And mijo? Reyes didn't teach me that yet. 😒 They been calling me that all weekend. More than gringo. 🤔
MC: It means "my son"
Sebastian:
Sebastian: 🥺
MC: *Concerned look* Are you okay? 🤨
Sebastian: Never been better🥹🥰
#sebastian sallow#sebastian x mc#spanish lessons#sallow spanish sessions#spanish false friends#MC and her family are trolls#MC parents do like Sebastian#Sebastian Sallow is a proud Scots#hogwarts legacy
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When I Delete Too Fast
When I woke up this morning, before I even had the chance to watch the bangtan bomb, I deleted a ton of weird asks in my inbox because it all GENIUNELY didnt matter. But now I'm kicking myself because I deleted this tkkrs ask and now I want them to resend it because it would've been so fucking funny. Darn. My problem for clearing out the trolls immediately I guess. Lol they sent me some tweet and went on and on about how if jikook are boyfriends why is he hanging out behind Jimin staring at Tae changing.
Proving they once again, don't know who they claim to stan. Poor staffer behind Jimin there helping Tae change (who was going shirtless under his jacket) getting accused of checking him out and of being JK. Black shirt, brown bag strapped on, black mask worn.... and then there is JK, wearing a white tshirt and purple hoodie like every other member. And BEFORE he changed into his encore outfit, he wasn't in black then either 😭 (white shirt. Blueish jacket)
Like YALL SERIOUSLY. What is wrong with some people. I should be more patient with what I delete in case I change my mind and decide I DO want to publicly embarrass some of you fools. 😅🤣😂 like that's not even JK, and he doesnt look like he is checking anyone out either! Chill.
Also just goes to show how often I very quickly delete dumb takes when I see them. Or asks I just don't feel like dealing with. Lol I see them, I read them, and then often, I just immediately delete them 🤣
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What’s their reaction to a SHORT MC:
Lucifer & Satan & Solomon:
"Pfft... Humans are short or you ARE Special?? 🤣". Mannnnnnnnn, he’s TOO much cruel and he really wants to break your HEART!! (Such a JERK) –out of joking, he’ll NEVER try to break your heart, but if he did and not noticed; he’s gonna fix it. You can barely reach to his SHOULDER! If you stand next to him, you both will look like an ELEPHANT and a MOUSE – Luci’s height is 189 to 192 & Satan’s 180 to 182 & Solo’s 182 to 184; it would be extremely TALL for you who is 150 to 165!-, so because of this reason, you try to NEVER stand next to him.
He really loves your shortness, because it’s easy for him to do ANYTHING! -when I said ANYTHING, I meant SEXY and NAUGHTY things! (Come on, don’t act like you’re a PURE Angel without any lewd thoughts☺. You mean, you’ve NEVER EVER thought about when he FUCKS you? See, you have. You can’t fool me babe and stop imitating like you’re INNOCENT 🥰).
Levi & Mammon:
“LOL… Seriously you ARE short!! 🤣🤣 I have never seen such a SHORT person or demon -but not angel, because we have Luke- like you😂”. You just want to punch him in the face and leave him with nosebleed (Don’t worry, it’s not vicious of you. You just want to learn him a lesson that everyone –with ANY HEIGHT- can achieve to anything that they want). The funny thing is, he is NOT that much tall -like Beel & Luci & Dia; Mam’s height is 177 to 180 and Levi’s 178 to 180, they doesn’t have much difference in their heights.
Nevertheless, he’s REALLY happy that you’re SHORT & TINY –oww, CHIBI mc… Thit’s so CUTE for his heart, also he can get HEART ATTACK, because of YOU!!-; but he will NEVER ever make fun of your height –he can swear!-, because he knows how does it feel to be SHORT (My POOR boy😭). That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like your height for doing ANYTHINGS 😉 (I won’t continue it, because I left it to your IMAGINATION).
Asmo & Belphie & Luke:
“Ahaha… MC, I didn’t know we BOTH are the shortest among them🤣. But you ARE the SHORTEST😂” –Asmo & Belpie said it sarcastically, except Luke; he said it in sad mood😥. Your feelings is just the same as when Levi and Mam said it –of course you can’t and don’t dare to punch Luke’s face, you CRUEL!!-; so you just give him a threatening grin☺ -again, except LUKE. Asmo’s 173 to 176 & Belpie’s 175 to 178 & Luke’s 148 to 153 –Soooooo small🤣🤣🤣🤣 but it makes me worry, he’s short as a kid.
Anyway, it doesn’t stop him for doing SWEET THINGS with you –SHAME on you if you counted LUKE TOO!! Seriously, HOW COULD YOU??-; because he’s still TALLER than you –with the measure I considered your height.
Beel & Diavolo & Barbatos & Simeon:
“MC, where are YOU?? Oh… You’re here😄”. This BASTERD… You prefer to be DEAD rather than to be shown MERCY and hear these GROSSLY words! You just want to KILL him because it still has a FUNNY side but you know that he doesn’t mean it –you’re in a BAD Dilemma 😐, KILL or TOLRATE… Which one?? If I were in your shoes, I’d choose KILLING🔪. Definitely he’ll never try to tease you with your height –in the other hand, he doesn’t CARE about your height… Thanks to God. Remember how would you look like when you stand next to Luci or so on –I mean others-; standing next to Dia or Beel is MILLION times WORSE than standing next to the others!! It's like you are next to Mount Everest!!!! WTF! -Beel’s 191 to 194 & Dia’s 194 to 197 & Barb 181 to 183 & Sim’s 180 to 182 (Give me the right that Dia is the SECOND MOUNT EVEREST, don’t you AGREE??).
Well, the SWEET part has come! –I meant NAUGHTY one that everyone loves🥰😎. He can move you really easy as he wishes and do WHATEVER he wants (I can SEE your DIRTY & NAUGHTY imagination… NICE👍).
ATTENTION: The writer IS NOT SHORT, on the contrary, SHE –I meant ME- IS TALL! I’m 175 Dears😊❤
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me fluff#obey me mc#shall we date obey me#obey me smut#obey me short mc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me belphie#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me solomon#obey me brothers#lucifer avatar of pride#mammon avatar of greed#leviathan avatar of envy#satan avatar of wrath#obey me imagines#beelzebub avatar of gluttony#belphegor avatar of sloth#obey me lucifer x reader#obey me mammon x reader
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So, part two of Sunday's double bill
😁
Questions?
Has Jack learned ANY lessons from Paddy?
Has Phryne recovered from Jack actually touching her with purpose?
Has Dot recovered from being shouted at by Hugh?
And is Jack allowed to arrest Hugh's mum?
🤔
Also though, how painful that the reason Dot gave, right at the beginning, for not thinking it was a good idea to date Hugh has turned out to be the reason that all this is happening
😢
Ah, lots of floaty ladies
😊
Oh dear, Aunt P
😞
OMG it's just getting worse
😨
Oh, she's hosting a sanitorium, and things are a bit much
"They're far too wealthy for that, they're just unwell"
🤣
Sounds about right!
And who the HELL is THAT????????
*reluctant* 🥃
Where's HUGHHHHHHHH???????
😭
"Miss Fisher, at last"
His face, trying to ignore that other policeman on the floor
😐
And Phryne tells Jack exaclty what happened
😆
And then stands up in the most suggestive way imaginable
🥵
"Shall I leave now"
NO JACK, JEEZ, you are STILL not getting this!!!!!
🤦♀️
Hugh's gone fishing. Nooooooooo. Shut up Constable Interloper!!!! He IS coming back, stop upsetting Dot.
😡
Oh but his face throughout his first experience of Phrack Murder Investigation synchronicity
😦
Yes, you get on with the searching, the lady and I will be interviewing suspects.
The Constable *what the hell kind of operation IS this?*
😆
Oh HOW DARE that woman talk about Arthur like that!?
😡
But at least she's getting some information, although who knows how reliable it is
OK, I'm thinking that it's not Betsy who was consumed with lust
😂
And I have to say that outfit Phryne is wearing, I LOVE that top thingy (fashion is NOT my forte, I have no idea hoe to describe it lol)
Oh god I love the way Aunt P said
"very bed hebit"
😂
Oh poor P, I don't like you being sad
🙁
My god that new guy is very keen
But how long has Hugh been gone
😢
MACCCCCCCC
😍
OMG that whole exchange about the "electric massager"
🤣🤣🤣
Phryne and Mac having the BEST time EVER!
"A what?"
Phryne and Mac's coordinated look at him
😂
Their expersions throughout
😏
Mac leaning forward on the table to get the BEST POSSIBLE VIEW of this, because it's gonna be good
😆
Jack going from
🤔
to
😮
to
😳
"Have you seen one before?"
*Nods* oops *shakes his head* damn *how do I play this without looking like an innocent fool but also without looking like I'm TOO into that stuff?*
And strangely Jack doesn't see the point of this line questioning
😂
Mac and Phryne do though
😏
"Mr Freud would be terribly interested in that"
Oh Mac, you've decided to join in on the torture, I'm sooooo glad
😍
Phryne's very interested too
🤭
And Mac and the end trying SO hard not to laugh
😂
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Supernatural Season 11 Part 1
So the consequence of last season's tomfoolery is the unleashing of the darkness, as per Death's explanation before he got sliced by Dean (I'm still not over how easy it was to take down such an ancient OP character)
And the darkness is a chick?! Whaaaaaaaaaaa-
Billie starts out in season 11 - okay - I know she's an enemy but I'm a fan of hers. She's sooo beautiful!!!! I love her look!!!! She ain’t takin’ no shit from the Winchesters either. That is a woman I can get behind - sowwwwwwwwwwwwy lol.
Why does Cas have to get fucked up yet again?!?!?!?! Why did Rowena turn him in an attack dog, damn!
The darkness unleashed some sort of virus ala The Crazies - 'member that movie (both original and remake)
The baby we find at the beginning of the season becomes the vessel for the darkness - she grew up so fast lol. Poor baby tho and her family 🥺
Rowena really tried starting a new coven 🤣 the name was soooo corny Mega Coven, really?! 🤣
I'm glad the sick/crazed Cas stuff is over but its only a matter of time before something else goes wrong with him. It's like the only reason he's kept around cuz lord knows the showrunners don't care about Destiel 🙃
Meanwhile the darkness is out and about as a little girl who's eating a healthy dose of humans, then demons, then humans again, totally unimpressed by Crowley and his shit 🤣
We have to see Metatron again ugh!!! Can someone kill him already?!?!?!?!
He really thought Cas was afraid. Child please. He's angry and he has so many reasons to be, between getting cockblocked by Sam and others, cockteased by Dean, having to compete with Crowley and women for Dean's attention (though where are the women, or is it all about AmaraxDean this season?), getting hated on by Heaven, getting cursed by Rowena and fucked over by Metatron personally and more than once, of course duh!
Sam! Poor baby thought God was speaking to him but it was the devil all along. He wants out of the cage and needs Sam to do it cuz another consequence of the darkness fiasco is the cage weakened some. Shame we didn't get to see Michael or Adam 🙃 (it was a great opportunity to bring back the apocalypse stuff from season 5, but oh well, that's what fanfiction's for!)
So instead of Sam who stands up to this bully, Castiel ends up busting him out (Cas baby no!)
Dean thinks Cas is fine, Dean when is Cas ever fine?! He hasn't been fine since he started helping you stupid!!!!!!! I guess Dean says that cuz he needs Cas to be fine, but my God the powers of Dean's denial are so strong!!!!!
Why Cas, why would you give yourself over to the devil 😭 and he was so passive. He only intervened when Lucifer was choking the shit outta Sam and decided oh wait Sam can’t die Dean would hate me forever I must intercede smh.
I have to say the line “grim face of angelic constipation” made me chuckle XD
That episode was pointless though since the supposed hand of God was useless and those people met their fate anyway - shoutout to that crew and the Woman of Letter Delfine - they were heroes. A somber end having Dean sat on his lonesome at the dock.
Sam watchu mean Cas won’t come back willingly - and abandon his sweet Dean. Never! He’s only doing it for Dean in the first place!!! Cuz the only alternative was for the devil go into Sam and there was no way they were gonna let that happen - though it would have made for an interesting season!
Another guy Dean goes Gaga over tho I’m not sure if its him being a fan or something else 😉 lololol
So we meet Eileen this season - she was awesome! She suffered no fools and took no prisoners lol. Almost killed Sam fucking Winchester. Talk about a meet-cute gone brutal 😂
It was nice to see Bobby and Rufus again - especially at Rufus’ savage top form, busting Bobby and everyone else’s balls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when he demanded Bobby tell the truth instead of whatever story he was gonna say to seem cool 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he sees that family together at the end 😭 what a softie.
Dean got to see Bobby again…awwwww but it turns out this episode (at least the parts that Bobby and Rufus were in) was during season 4 - and Dean was a prissy bitch! So rude, entitled and ungrateful. Bobby shouldn’t have had to put up with that!
Sam got shot but I wasn’t worried! We got 4 more seasons, he ain't going anywhere. But Dean was losing his mind again…Jesus honey there’s more to life than your baby bro! I mean I understand - he raised this boy, invested so much but this shit ain't healthy. He committed suicide to talk to a reaper who’s told him in no uncertain terms that if the Winchesters die she’s gonna keep them that way. Did he really think she’d be willing to cut him a deal? Hell nah. He’s lucky that doctor was good at his job! And that Sam swooped in and saved the day, survivor that he is!
That poor woman at the end though, so devoid of hope, just like Dean will be in a few seasons (yeah I know about that shit. I’ll address it when I finally watch those episodes).
Speaking of Dean losing hope - he works with Crowley & Rowena to try to save Cas. Why does Sam keep saying Cas ain’t coming back - you don’t know - we’re not in season 15 - lemme stop
The way Dean kept calling out to Cas - poor bby. Of course the devil mocked him, what a dick!
Crowley tried to help too, got beat up by the devil (again) for his trouble. Cas c’mon stand up to the son of a bitch!
Amara came busting in like the baddest of bitches - didn’t break a sweat when the devil attacked her.
Cesar & Jesse - ugh I loved them!!!!! We need more Latinos in this show!!! They won’t be back since they apparently retired but good for them! They got the fuck out!
Lol when Dean assumed they were brothers - they look nothing alike Dean 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Dean asked what it was like - 2 tough, swole men together like that - why you curious Dean 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were really trying to recruit them - I was like oh heeeeell noooooo don’t wrap them up in your shit they’re 2 innocent sexy bears - you leave them alone!!!!! We don’t need to befriend more people to have them die for the Winchesters - enough is enough! I’m still not over Kevin. That poor bby.
Part 2 incoming!
#supernatural#supernatural season 11#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#destiel#sam winchester#kevin tran#chuck shurley#metatron#crowley#rowena macleod#casifer#Cesar and Jesse#Billie supernatural#Amara supernatural
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Ok currently on my luck break and had to write about the new WOTC Chapter….first things first not Felipe and Letizia being the actual king and Queen they are. I can truly imagine Leonor going to them for something like this in real life. 🇪🇸 got a great way of really taking some of there true qualities and putting it in writing form. I have to say I agree with you on the whole Peter Townsend aspect. I was actually wondering if there was going to a big but at the end. Not Leonor being an absolute legend and just telling her parents like it is. I love the father daughter relationship that 🇪🇸 added in the writing. Letizia giving the mother advice and truly asking Leonor the real question 😭 Felipe just being such a dad and is like “sure that’s great!” And Letizia bringing the mother aspect. The “are you 100% sure about this?”. Leonor’s characterized is again so well done! And I love how respectful the writing is. Sofia being emo about not being invited to the family meeting made me laugh. We all know if the girl had been there she’s be like “that’s wonderful and great but it’s boredom town in here”.
I KNEW LEONOR DID NOT DO IT ON PURPOSE!!! She was just doing her part and being a good daughter and taking her parents advice 😭😂 but I love the small bits we got if Leonor and Sofia. We love the sister duo in fictional character and realistic just the same. I knew as soon as Leonor called to give a message that something would happen. This whole time I was yelling at my screen, “ST JOHN HOW DARE YOU!” But the call dropped so it’s not the poor guys fault. Still not sure why nobody mentioned it to Alix though 🤔 as someone who loves government I think it’s interesting to see how parliament and everyone will react once the news is out…and how will the girls feel?
Not Leonor being such a responsible dutiful heir that she spends all day running around campus for Alix 😂 like girl please rest. But I do love the slight undertones of the protective Leonor we got. The way she immediately turned to Lacy for all the deets. I also love Lacy 😭 is it bad that I feel like she just genuinely sometimes doesn’t even care how she speaks to Leonor. Like girl is respectful but once Leonor starts talking about Alix she’s like “let me help you both love sick fools” 😂 the way she reprimanded Leonor who was about to go break the rules just to see Alix. The whole “sit down Leonor you can see her tomorrow” I can just imagine her all dead tired and still having the audacity to be like “sit down girl” 😭
Why do I feel like Lacy will be invited to the wedding? 😂🤔
Alix and Leonor need to get there communication skills in check 😂 this while relying on the staff is not working for them. But I do love the whole miscommunication tripe.
Alix is a shy baby around Leonor and I live. Like same girl 😂 Leonor is a sun shine baby and I love how she just dotes on Alix. I can’t wait for the next bit! I know you just gone reading it and said your thoughts, but as always I would like to know more. What was your favorite part, I think you said the beginning. But what did you specifically enjoy about the bit? And did Leonor and Sofia make you laugh as much they did for me 😂 (also Alix formally meeting the Spanish royals…imagine the press) 😂 also girl! I took the time to read your cousin Ella fic..🇪🇸was right you are a talented girl!
STOP!!! 🤣 THIS IS ALL SO TRUUEE!!!! 😭🤌🏻😩
Luke literally the government not relaying the message and how u said that that’s like what the government does is SO FUNNY!
I specifically enjoyed the Sofia interjection during the family meeting and just all of the little bits of fluff and how it completed half of the story. I love how it finished Alix’s perspective of the events but in Leonor’s perspective and how it wasn’t Leonor’s fault. A+++++++++ work
Thank you for sharing!
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[Book Two of Four]
Story: 5 out of 5
Smut: 4 out of 5
The banter, the bickering, the groveling.. I loved it all.
It’s been a while since I’ve read regular romance (lol) and so far this series has proven to be just what I needed.
It’s just so lighthearted. The drama/heartbreak thankfully doesn’t last too long, and the issues that don’t involve the love interest leave you feeling so bad for the characters.
In this book, John Logan is an adorable human being and his issues at home break your heart a little for him. Fortunately for him, he’s got Grace to hold his hand.
Now enjoy my ramblings..
* Damn. Dude has been pining for six months over Hannah. I’m glad his other friend called him out and told him to move on.
* Lol aww Grace. She’s so awkward I love her already.
* Lmao. That fooling around was awkward as fuck. Poor babies 😂
* His ego was really fucking bruised lol.
* Oh god. He ate the kitty and then became awkward as fuck what is wrong with him 🤣
* Okay so I’m not liking Ramona. At all. Just because you’re jealous doesn’t give you the right to treat your friend like shit.
* Damn. Logan cut a shit deal with his brother to look over their dad. Idk how he does it.
* Happy birthday, Grace lmao.
* Ugh. I hate mean girls. Especially jealous puck bunnies. Screw Piper!
* I mean.. at least he told her before they had sex..? 🤷🏻♀️
* Aww. Hannah made him talk about his “crush” on her, only it’s not a crush! And he seriously messed up with Grace 😬
* Fuck Ramona. Piece of shit best friend.
* Aww. She left for Italy and left Logan pining 😏 Make. Him. Grovel.
* Dude has it bad lol. He’s gotta work for that date.
* Shiittttt. Grace is going on a date with someone who isn’t Logan 👀
* They kissed! They kissed when she’s on a date with another dude 😂
* Logan is so wholesome, I want him lol.
* He became bros with the dude crushing on Grace, and now that dude is stepping down 🤣🤣🤣
* “Please. Tell me what’ll it take for you to go out with me, and I’ll do it. I’ll do anything.” // “Anything?” // “Anything, gorgeous. Absolutely anything.” — well this is going to be interesting.
* Lmao. The red velvet chaise lounge 😂 omg.
* Aww. They went on a date. And it was good!
* Ass shenanigans lol.
* Aww. He met the mom. And scared the fuck out of Grace by pretending he was still talking to the mom and telling her all about the ass shenanigans.
* A whole weekend together 😏 We know what’s going to go down.
* Aww. He met her dad and they hit it off!
* And fuck Logan’s father. I do not like him or this deal Logan has with his brother. It’s so unfair.
* Ramona would be dumb enough to get herself in that situation with hockey players she doesn’t know. I hate that Grace is such a good person because I wouldn’t have been after all that Ramona has done.
* Oh god. He broke down in front of Grace’s dad and now I’m crying 😭
* “No. I’m not listening to this bullshit anymore. I’m going to leave you to your sulking, and maybe when you’re finished with your one man pity party, we can actually have a rational conversation. And just in case my reaction to your idiocy didn’t make it clear where I stand with us, then let me spell it out for you. I love you, you stupid jackass.”
* Awww. The grand gesture to win her back 🥹
* Thank fuck Logan’s father came to his senses.
* Awww. They made it on the Bruins team 🥰
#off campus series#the mistake#elle kennedy#booktok review#book review#john logan#grace ivers#hockey romance
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Trixx is gone, Wayzz is gone, Pollen is gone, basically all the miraculouses are gone! But fear not! For we still have Duusu, who may or may not be safe with Felix, Fluff, who’s 💯% safe with Alix and more importantly, Tikki and Plagg are still owned by the heroes! Phew! Ah, Plagg, the lovable rascal who’s always up to mischief and hungry for camembert. He’s helped Adrien so much. Like convincing him to enjoy his birthday party (“The Bubbler”), letting him know how important he is to him (“Syren”), playing piano together (“Feast”), and creating a third persona for him as Cat Walker! (“Kuro Neko”). Can’t imagine how much more powerful Monarch would be if he got his hands on Plagg!😅 However, it is the power of destruction😳. The damage is serious! See for yourself:
*Destruction-Monarchs in charge of those poor little Kwamies now. They’re scared, helpless and forced to do whatever he tells them to, like for example reveal Ladybugs identity! Don! Don! Don! Fortunately, despite the fact that the Kwamies are under his possession, Ladybug never denounced them as they’re still bonded to her as the guardian. Phew! What a relief!
He’s experiencing what Marinette went through all through the 4th season and he sees how troublesome those Kwamies can be! In spit of knowing all their powers, there were certain “limitations” to what he can and can’t do (ex.trying to use Orikko’s power of sublimation to time travel even though that’s Fluffs power and he can’t bestow that) for his goals involving those little rascals and that just put him on edge! I mean, yeah, Marinette was exhausted from keeping all of them in line too, but she was careful and sweet with them and Gabe was just rude and vicious with them and only sees them as pawns for his evil schemes. Glad the Kwamies at least talked back to him, he deserves it! :P Still, he slyly asks where at least Ladybug lives! Don! Don! Don!
HE’S AT MARINETTES HOUSE! OH SH*T! OH SH*T! THIS IS THE END! SAY GOOD-BYE! SAY GOOD-BYE! WE’RE FINISHED! WE’RE DONE! GAME, MAN! GAME OVER!😭 WAIT! Did Monarch just ask Marinette where Ladybug is!? (record scratch)🤨. Uuuuuuuuuuuh, did I miss something? Oh! Wait! I see what’s goin’ on here! Oh, this is precious🤭. THE KWAMIES ARE SENDING MONARCH ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE AROUND PARIS TO SAVE MARINETTE! (Badum-tish🥁) Oh good Lord!😂
Try as he might, Gabe/Monarch just can’t catch a break! I mean, sure he’s got a hold on a majority of the miraculouses, but it hasn’t been a picnic for him that’s for sure! First he kept falling face forward during his time travels (“Evolution”), then he was a joke when he said he’d be attacking “relentlessly” and everybody was just chillin’ (“Multiplication”) and now, his so called Villain Episode was all about him running around Paris like a halfwit thinking it would lead him to Ladybug!🤣 It was all part of Marinettes planning!👏👏👏Great job! Girl! Great job! She finally put her elaborate scheming to some good use! So, somewhere around maybe the 2nd or 3rd season (did the first three eps of this season all happen in the same day? I kinda noticed that. Was this cuz we the fans complained about the timeline in the show?), Marinette cultivated the ultimate fool proof plan to make sure her identity never got found out and to keep the main baddie busy! From using hidden notes to allies of authority, it worked like a charm!😉. You’re probably wondering what all this excessive planning and making the villain look stupid had to do with the episode title since it is about Plaggs power on destruction. Well, as if you couldn’t already tell from the gif above, Monarch risked Cat Noir cataclysming his arm! Don! Don! Don! All to get away again and prevent the heroes from taking back the Kwamies! DAMN! Even Cat was horrified by it cuz even though Monarch was the villain, behind that mask he wore was still a human being. More so his father! A sh*tty father, but a father none the less. That boy has such humanity🙏. Well, looks like we got our canon answer on “What happens when Cat Noir cataclysms a person?” FYI, they don’t die! Like how it scared the people with that illusion from “Heroes Day”. Instead, it just leaves a dark mark on the person and from what I saw in future eps in trailers, it slowly weakens them too! Yikes!😬The duo were this close! THIS CLOSE!👌to finally rescuing all the other Kwamies and being with their beloved guardian again. I’ll be honest, I accidentally saw a gif of Ladybug with all the Kwamies and I thought, “What!? She got them all back this early!?”, but of course, that would be too easy. We need the Kwamies to be stuck with Monarch for the season so the heroes can battle him and save them cuz otherwise, we won’t have any drama! Or a plot! Speaking of drama, it gets worse for our little Kwamies, Gabe trapped them in cages and turned their unique looking miraculouses into basic a** rings so he can wear them comfortably and then use them to secretly transmit the Kwamies powers to the alliance rings from last weeks ep to the civilians of Paris to akumatize them with! Don! Don! Don!😱
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The Night screams at the Slumber Island... aka Minola fic...
...TSNATSI...oh, it's not the name anymore 😢😅, it's the Minola fic now 😁 and Minola scares me 😟
...what the hell is going on there? I'm so confused.
What about the people in the village. Why didn't the taxi driver Phil brought y/n directly to her house and Loki seemed to appear suddenly out of nowhere, she was told there are no direct neighbours ? And Loki said he lives right in front of her?
Why are they all so unkind? (Exept Steve..). I would understand when they were distant. Y/n is new there but they're really mean. What about the woman who called her a whore. Her dress is tattered? Full lenght dress? And she wondered about y/n dress 'a dress like that'? It seems like she had never seen a dress like this before...The life there seemed as if it was pushed back 50 years....maybe more? Are they all still alive there? Are they a group of deathless 🤣🤣🤣? I have a vivid imagination 🙂🙃🤣. And...I would never buy meat or anything else in a store where it smells of death? 🤔 and do you really have to tell a grown up woman how to handle fresh meat (wash and freeze it)? Why did Steve ask her to do so? Is it even fresh 😳😂😳
Now let's talk about Loki...after I stopped drooling over his appearance in the first chapter, I wondered about how quickly he started to use pet names for a woman he doesn't know 🤔. Is it really just an old or forced habit? Where does it come from? He's nice and kind, there's no doubt about it but....
So he is a musician, he sells his stuff under a pseudonym...(okay, I'm drooling again 🤤🤣)
and nobody there is curious about that...is he a ghost, an immortal? Is he the god y/n's mother used to worship? Her mother was really into it? Was? What is with her mother now? And he can be wherever he wants ...
His house is always totally lit up, like a lighthouse in the dark night ...so mysterious. When they talked about ghosts...I believe y/n that she heard a woman's scream...it wasn't just the wind, but Loki tried to convince her otherwise...why?
'Are you a believer?' 'Believer?' 'Ghosts' 'No I don't think so, I have never encountered anything like that so no.' 'A skeptic I see' 'I believe what I see from my own eyes.' 'Really?.....' 'Well anything can happen on this island my dear, be careful, your eyes can fool you but your heart won't.'
You nodded in agreement....because you trusted him. Y/n's trauma seems to be very deep, so he raped her? Poor thing, that's horrible and the worst 😭. She feels so uncomfortable around men and Loki can clearly sense it...he has a really good sense for all of her feelings...👀👀. Nonetheless y/n feels butterflies in her stomach when she thinks about him...☺️...he is polite, pays her attention (placed his book down), y/n seems to be not used to it...hehe and the classic : borrow some milk from your handsome neighbour 😉 (me still drooling😆). Somehow he's always there and always ready to help her.
When they talked about the ghosts, y/n asked Loki "How long have you been here for?"....he didn't give her an answer 🤔👀👀...instead of an answer he offered her a cup of tea...strange, very strange.
And then the very last part of the chapter...HOLY SHIT MINOLA, ARE YOU CRAZY...YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH💀💀
This is so good my Queen 👑. I'm sorry for the many questions 😅😅 but I'm so in love with this story and patience will be needed to see where it all ends up 😅😁
I love you, my Queen 👑 and I wish you a wonderful spooky weekend 💕🧡🎃🧡💕
🖤🤎💀💚💀🤎🖤
You are asking me questions I cannot answer 😂
But
But
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The answer is in there 🤣
Ohhh maybe Steve thought since she's from big city and all she may not to be used to buying fresh meat or freshly cut meat should I say.
I think he's definitely sort of kind of itsy bitsy teeny tiny attracted to her 👀
Borrow milk yes? Borrow his everything, he seems the type to give it all away 😂
Classic loki with his suspicious cups of tea 😂
Thank you my queen, your excitement has made me very excited 😭🥺💚 love you very much 💖
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going from Ashley Cole to Voldemort is madddddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
it’s understandable to me tho🤣 before he fooled people but now he can’t anymore cause people can’t stand his poor football
nah he’s only voldemort because he shouldn’t be named on my blog 😂
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The moment that cemented my ship
😭😭😭 so trueee omfgg! i love it so much!! tbh i didn't notice those nuances when I first started shipping them, what cemented it for me was always Mikasa's love lol, I was basically Mikasa when I was first shipping them 🤣, I was out here like EREN PLEASE RETURN HER FEELINGS U FOOL!! Thought i was losing my mind sometimes reading too much into shit 😂 I love hot headed idiot Eren too, but honestly Mikasa's half of their love story got me so hard UGH!! it hurts me for her that it concluded this way, my poor bb
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