Hey, if you're in the UK, do me a favour and do this benefit checker. Policy in Practice estimate that £19 billion in benefits and support goes unclaimed each year, and loads of people don't realise that they're eligible. Make sure you're getting what you're due and pass it on.
phryne had the mark antony costume packed at the ~very beginning of the episode, before she heard about the murder; and she had an invite for jack to go to the party as her partner which would have been done before the murder as well and she meant that as a whole different kind of partner to the law enforcing one.
oh she was going to ask him out on a date all along 😭 season one episode twelve, phryne fisher i know what you are! (falling in love with jack robinson)
their first date before their first date - and they don’t have much luck with those, and i love that she’s always been the driving scheming force behind them (all the way to the tent in the desert ugh)
(and then the foreshadowing with foyle telling jane ‘(cleopatra) falls in love with mark antony’ 😭 please this show is so delightful on the details!)
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Do not buy these.
A binder is a piece of medical equipment. If you use one incorrectly, or use a poorly made one, you can really fuck up your ribs. This article from the Cleveland Clinic talks about how to bind safely.
A $14 binder is guaranteed not to be safe. There's a reason reputable companies charge more- sometimes a lot more. They have to carefully design binders so they don't crush your ribs or make you sick.
You know how everyone says Don't Bind With Duct Tape? Don't bind with Amazon binders.
I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
#this moment has got to be one of my all time favorites #it’s so hilarious #just look at jack’s face in the 2nd gif #he’s a tortured man #and you can’t tell me that phryne didn’t notice him staring #her sassy response “i’m very comfortable, thank you” is a dead giveaway that this was the reaction she wanted from him #sitting on his desk with her dress hiked up like that was bound to distract him from his paperwork #the UST is off the charts in this one
Fuck yeah you can 👀 at Eyes Front. This is a “Phryne ties Jack up and has her way with him” fic; I haven’t decided if this will be simple teasing, edging, light dom/sub or a combo of all three. It’s set in the early days of their relationship. Here’s a snippet from the first part of the fic.
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“As a woman of means,” Phryne says, stepping out of her shoes, “I can usually obtain whatever I want. But some things aren’t for sale.” Her voice lilts as if she’s telling a story, or weaving evidence into a web for an unwitting suspect. “Some things don’t have a price, and are kept so well-guarded, locked away so deeply, that even I can’t access them.” She puts one foot on the bed, allowing her skirt to fall above her knee. “The thing I want is like that, Jack. And that’s precisely why I want it so badly.”
Phryne removes her garter, not salaciously, but as offhandedly as if she’s getting ready for bed. Jack, silent as the grave, watches her every move. His hands flex slightly above their restraints.
“If you think I mean your heart, you’re wrong.” This brings Jack’s eyes back to hers. “It is priceless, true, but…” She pauses as she rolls the stocking down her leg and gives him a coy look. “You’ve already given it to me. It’s one of my most precious possessions.”
A flush climbs over the sharpness of Jack’s cheeks but he doesn’t look away. Phryne has to steady herself in the wake of his heated gaze before she continues.
“You know I don’t mean a good fuck. You’ve given me that, too. You’ve surpassed my imaginings, Inspector, and I can assure you: they were many and varied.”
Jack lets out a long, slow breath but doesn’t otherwise move. Phryne removes her other garter.
The Clangers? I feel like that part-USA-part-USSR flag table cloth of theirs means they are either peace loving hippies or currently tearing themselves apart in a brutal civil war. The Soup Dragon is clearly trying to broker peace but those damned froglets just keep stirring up shit and then laughing like drains
I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them
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