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#pls i love puns omfg
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Not to alarm anyone but... I kind of made up another separated au. I guess you could say I am... splintered ;P
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depressedbagpipe · 6 months
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Golden Masterlist
Prince Caspian x female!reader
[The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader]
Part II of Silver
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Plot overview: Three years after being crowned King and Queen of Narnia, the newly-wed rulers embark on an adventure over the unknown sea, where rumors of disappearing people and a mysterious green mist have shattered the once-peaceful waters. Only so many other surprises in their wake and difficulties will come for them, their reign, their trust, and their relationship. Thankfully, a couple of familiar faces won't let them face it alone.
Series warnings: female!reader, yet reader *still* has no name other than her alias (the Silver Knight, y'all, keeping it cringe), also queen of narnia for obvious reasons i guess, hehe. canon-typical violence, the fic follows the plot of the third movie (so if you haven't seen it don't come for me), cringy dialogue too, anything else i remember will be specified in each chapter ;)
A/N: you asked for this, and i delivered. hope you enjoy this. also, this moodboard has been in my drafts ever since silver ended. also, when i thought i was done writing, i kinda suffered a whole mental breakdown and decided to start again, so that's why it's taken me a WHOLE YEAR to bring this to u (pls don't hate me). I'm still baffled at all the love silver received, so let's make this one golden (I'm so good with puns omfg)
Taglist: @sskhair, @sassyandclassyx, @thefictionalgemini, @glimmering-darling-dolly, @just-levyy, @noortsshift,
Chapter I - Voyages at Dusk, Treaders by Dawn
General Taglist: @angiewhoohooo, @azaleaniath, @mishaandthebrits, @celestialcharles
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rusmii · 3 months
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HAHAHAHSHSKVF IM SO GLSD U LIKED MY AU IDEAS I HAVE A FEW MORE FOR U 😍😍😍
, academic rivals - I LOVELOVE LOVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH RIVALS/ENEMIES TO LOVERS (also very guilty about this one) i just need to see the frustration about "wanting to be the best and ONLY the best but then oh SHIT I think im in love with my rival" (coincidental) library dates too???..... HAJABDJABJS
, angels and demons au - i am sosososo GUILTY ABOUT THIS ONE TOO i NEED more demon!chuuya and angel!reader SOOO BAD?? I'd make him fuck me to hell and back fr. (pun not intended btw) UGH BUT JUST IMAGINE DEMON!CHUUYA CORRUPTING ANGEL!READER???? giggling rn
, fairytale au - the way i would DIE for some cliche fairytale au with a prince!chuuya. i think I've been revisiting too much disney movies lately... specifically stuff like the little mermaid, tangled, cinderella!!! (we hate disney now but they had rlly good movies back then okay....)
, royalty au - BASICALLY FAIRYTALE AU BUT NOT SO CLICHE ANYMORE!!! royalty au can go SO many ways. like arranged marriage, forbidden love, star-crossed lovers, knight and royalty, etc etc! i NEED to be saved by knight in shining armor chuuya!!! (and spoiled ofc)
, enemies to lovers - mentioned earlier with academic rivals, im so horribly disgustingly utterly guilty about this. it's not even funny. ada!reader and chuuya. enemies to lovers shenanigans. fighting. arguing. SLOW. BURN!!!! (i just really love seeing characters building chemistry, doing the little things for each other and eventually realizing they are in love.) UGH I LOVE THIS KIND OF STUFF SO MUCHH I HATE IT 🤧 this can also be enemies with benefits AND the one bed trope too!!!
more coming ur way soon wink wonk
-🍮 tsu ^_^
AAA so sorry this is late bby tsuli😭💔 got caught up in some drama at work recently....
ANYWAYS lots of capitalized words!!
for academic rivals: YESYEYSYES OMFG YESYES. JS IMAGINE CHUUYA WHO GETS EVERYTHING RIGHT JUST BY HIS INTUITION HAVE THIS CRUSH ON YOU BUT GETS CONFUSED ON WHY YOU HATEE HIM SO HE PRETENDS TO HATE YOU BACK😭😭😭 like book smart!reader x intuition smart!chuuya would definitely have this weird situationship that just makes sense
for angels and demons au: TSUTSUTSU?!!?!?!?!? HOW'D YOU PREDICT WHATS ON MY 'TO WRITE' LIST?!?!😳😳 demon!chuuya corrupting angel!reader bc he fell in love at first sight and wanted you all to himselff:((((( i smell possible dubcon and sex coercion/manipulated/practically gaslit or guilt tripped into having sex🤭
for fairytale au: PRINCE!CHUUYA. ROUGE!CHUUYA. KING!CHUUYA. ALL THE FOLKLORE CHUUYA AUS ARE CLOUDING MY BRAINN!!! but yes I would LOVE to do a Cinderella au with chuchu🥸 AND TANGLED OMG. OMG. CHUUYA AS FLYNN RIDER??? PERFECT BROOOO😭
for royalty au: KNIGHT!CHUUYA X PRINCESS!READER???? YO TSU CALM DOWN PLS😭🙏🙏🙏 begging cause now I can't keep the thought of knight!chuuya being assigned to you at a young age and how he slowly falls in love with you as you both grow older :((( all pissy and heartbroken whenever you mention potential suitors but he can never be mad at you for too long when you tell him to make your ugly ass suitors eat shit
for enemies to lovers/enemies and benefits: I ACTUALLY HAD AN ADA!READER X CHUUYA PHASE 2 YEARS AGO😭😭😭 but actually I could make a series outta this...🤔🤔🤔
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la-cocotte-de-paris · 5 months
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since I can't message you I'll have to send it anonymously. I don't know how I found your blog but I scrolled FOR SO LONG because I love it. I looked through some of the tags and the rambling tag where you have a short text post and a novel in the tags - love it. I'm also thirsty as fuck and saw a selfie or two and honestly have you SEEN YOURSELF who would not follow after that. AND another post about controlling your ****. MA'AM. pls I am in love with you. xoxo. yours truly, nony
Omg this has me so flattered 🙈🙈🙈 Also massively called out re my rambling posts omfg 🫣🫣💀 Thank you so much, honey! I'm glad you're vibing (pun intended or not??) ;P
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ukai-simp-services · 3 years
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hq character’s favorite lip smacker flavors
warnings: none, just slight cursing
a/n: wow the way this was one of my best ideas... anyway some of these are kinda repetitive so bare with me 😭
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karasuno
hinata
i feel like hinata would be down for one of the really fruity flavors, like watermelon or mango sunrise. forgets it at home or in your car a lot so you always buy him extra.
kageyama
kags is def giving me the classic strawberry or cherry vibe, like the one that ALL stores sell. they’re the easiest to find and he likes the flavors.
daichi
ok i feel like daichi would use the peppermint flavor a lot, but i can also seeing him use the cinnamon flavor every now and then too, spice things up a little.
sugawara
i can see suga using some of the sweeter flavors, like strawberry as a daily chapstick and maybe sugar cookie when he wants to switch things up.
asahi
mans got the whole berry pack. uses them pretty frequently throughout the day, has a different flavor in different places. like one in his school bag, one in his gym locker, one at home, etc.
tanaka
ok tanaka probably doesn’t use use them that much, but when he does, he fucks w the soda flavors. like coke and sprite.
nishinoya
i don’t even think he knows what lip smackers are....but let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and say he would use one of the sugary ones. like the skittles one.
tsukishima
vanilla. no pun intended. i just totally see him using the vanilla flavor, probably the coconut one too.
yamaguchi
i can see bby using the pink lemonade,,,maybe the cucumber melon too mmmm. applies them a lot.
ennoshita
he uses that lime flavor (i forgot it’s exact name) but that and probably some fruity shit like tropical punch.
ukai
PLEASE. he wouldn’t sell lip smackers at his convenience store so he’s like ?? tf is that babe ?? but, once you show him he’d definitely be down for the rootbeer or coke flavor, he’s a soda man what can i say. BUT i imagine he’d keep it simple most of the time w peppermint. (u also make him start selling them so he ends up trying the fruity flavors~)
kiyoko
god, i wanna say the cherry flavor bc of the mf katy perry song (pls tell me if yk what im talking about) BUT i can also see her using the mint one and the coconut one too. queen has multiple flavors, as she should.
yachi
100% one of the candy flavors, like bubblegum. definitely the cotton candy one too. yachi’s lips always taste good period.
nekoma
kuroo
another cherry chapstick lover, but he spices his shit up with the cherry cobbler flavor. wants to taste good at all times for you~
kenma
doesn't use it often, but when he remembers or you remind him, he'll usually use a fun soda flavor like from the fanta pack,, or even just regular grape.
yaku
giving me grapefruit delight vibes...idk why but he just is. i can see him whipping it out in the lockerroom before practice starts, quickly applying it before any of the other guys come in.
yamamoto
omg ok so i feel like similar to some of the other guys, he’d shy away from using it in front of anyone. but i can see him using the tropical punch flavor ??
lev
tell me lev wouldn’t use the vanilla icecream one...like i can just see it. i feel like he would lowkey take pride in it too, like he knows that shit taste good.
seijoh
oikawa
this mf uses peppermint religiously. but this is oikawa we’re talking about so i think he definitely would have multiple flavors; definitely watermelon, probably chocolate mint, and for sure starburst.
iwaizumi
he’s kinda shy about using them so he sticks to the more lowkey flavors, probably like blue raspberry or kiwi. (pls gimmie a blue raspberry kith haji)
mattsun
i feel like he wouldn’t use it much, but he’d use the lemon drop flavor. loves using it during the winter bc of the weather.
hanamaki
another soda lover. i feel like he sticks to the coca cola flavors, like vanilla and cherry. (i love the cherry one omfg) maybe the root beer one too.
kunimi
bubblegum. that’s it. that’s the flavor. it’s always on him at ALL times. like that shit doesn’t leave his pocket, he once even accidentally washed his pants with it still in the pocket.
kindaichi
mmmm i think he’s definitely a berry guy, likes mixed berry or wild raspberry.
mad dog
yes i just labeled him by his nickname instead of his real name what about it- anyway. why do i think he’d use orange creamsicle on the LOW. like mf HIDES that shit. can never catch mad dog applying mf orange creamsicle chapstick. nope.
fukurodani
bokuto
omg ok bby definitely uses strawberry cheesecake or sour apple. ik they’re like two totally different flavors but, he just DOES. and he’d pucker his lips towards you every time he applies it like “BABY GUESS WHAT FLAVOR MY LIPS ARE” like ok bo c’mere then.
akaashi
he’s a simple man, he enjoys a nice strawberry banana lip smacker on his lips. maybe even pumpkin latte (during the fall of course) bc he’s festive <3
konoha
mans is using the dragonfruit flavor (i forgot if it’s just dragonfruit or if there’s another flavor combined in there) but, he literally just uses that flavor. like idk what to tell you. he just does.
yukie
ok i love her sm, i just know she would have strawberry kiwi and probably strawberry banana too. mmm yummy.
shiratorizawa
ushijima
i feel like kageyama, he would only buy the ones he sees at most stores...so a classic like mango or kiwi.
tendou
ohmygod, mans has a whole mf collection. like first of all, he has the fanta soda collection, obviously. then, there’s the candy pack with nerds, fun dip, laffy taffy, jolly ranchers, etc... he also fucks w any sour flavors. basically, everytime you kiss this man you’ll be tasting something different.
semi
another blue raspberry mf, but also i can see him using the dr pepper flavor LOL....i wanna taste>:(
goshiki
he’s a sucker for the grape flavors, regular of course, grape jelly, grape fanta, etc.
shirabu
mmm i can see him using pineapple. it’s a subtle flavor, but its the one he likes best. i don't think he'd use it all that often tbh, but when he does his lips taste absolutely ~fresh~
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aone
PLSSS i just know mans wouldn't even know what a lip smacker was, would probably just be using normal burt’s bees like most people - till you introduce him to the wide range of flavors that lip smackers have to offer. he'd be like “hm, banana.” LIKE. either THAT or piña colada, he’s really trying for y’all.
kanji
cake donut?? do i have an explanation?? nope. i don’t even know what that would taste like, but i can imagine pretty sweet? just give him a mf kiss.
inarizaki
atsumu
PLEASE. he’d use the strawberry flavor ALL the time. like ok maybe occasionally the vanilla icecream too. but im so soft rn for ‘tsumu’s strawberry lips T_T
osamu
omg he’s such a cheesecake mf i just KNOW, so he’d have the strawberry cheesecake flavor. probably use chocolate moose sometimes too if he’s in the mood.
kita
this is NOT up for debate, he’d 100% use berry pie all the time. kita get ur ass here rn, we’re bouta smooch.
suna
pls bc he’s another one that’d only use it on the low. i’m feeling watermelon,, he’d always apply it before he sees you too.
aran
ooooo i can see him using cinnamon swirl, but also grape on a more common occasion. yummy....
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terushima
HHH sour apple for sure. he’d try to put on you all the time so you can taste like him too, he’s like “baby c’mere ;)”
saeko
bitch omg, why can i see her using the cherry cream soda one.... i literally don’t know where she could buy it but she’d fucking have it, like for SURE.
sakusa
STOP bc he’d definitely reprimand you for using lip smackers instead of a brand like ChapStick or burt’s bees. like shut up bitch...but also if you’re persistent like me, then you’ll definitely sneak the lemon drop flavor into his jacket pockets whenever you have the chance. you know it’s his secret guilty pleasure <3
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ritualslaughter · 3 years
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top 7 shigaraki MANGA moments, pls? for science
WAH OKAY - most of these (read: almost all) are from the later arcs cause they're fresher in my memory!!
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hi yes, I literally SCREAMED the first time I read these pages oh my GOD. I'm so excited to see them animated, I think horikoshi's tension in this is with the cramped paneling of the first page, the little "touch" speech bubble, and then just the explosion on the second page is BEAUTIFULLY done. these are honestly two of my favourite pages, straight up.
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THIS PAGE............ listen, I know we all turn to mon-chan's death as being the most tragic of tomura's origin, but his MOM'S..... I saw the middle panel before I'd read this arc and it was one of the main reasons I fell in love with tomura. the desperation in that middle panel took my breath away.
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WOWOWOWOWOW when I first saw these panels I had to get up and do a lap around the room I was so !!!!!!! first of all, he's drawn beautifully oh my god - plus, I love the contrast between his expression and izuku's, with izuku's intense fury and tomura's calm resignation. UGH I have plans to colour these panels very soon, I'm so so in love with them.
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honestly, this one just gives me a lil giggle LMFAO I love that he's like "well, shit." and just gets blasted to FUCK. like he truly doesn't even look that pissed to be littered with bullets, poor guy. I also just love how many more video game puns manga!tomura has SKFJKSFM
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oh, hello thesis statement! not much to say to this one other than that he's spitting straight facts!!
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PHEW TAKE 'EM OUT. once again, I love the distinction between panels here, and I LOVE how frantically drawn that last panel is - like you can't even tell where he ends and the destruction begins because he is destruction. this is going to be another insane moment to see animated omg
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... honestly this one's just here cause I don't like gran torino and it's fun to see tomura absolutely BODY him
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I just love his face so much omFG literally sitting over here like "I have no fucking idea what you're talking about, grandpa xx"
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derekmorganscrocs · 3 years
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Nancy Drew 2x10
Thoughts While Watching
Spoiler Alert!!
YO- THE- WHAT IS THAT-
Pls the Ryan puns, I can’t even lmaooo. Wholesome Nancy? PLEASE LMAOOOOO OK OK THIS GIRL IS MAKING ME LAUGH. oh no- the straw: SHE KNOWS. ms reporter is gonna DNA test nancy.
Is aces contact info for his bro “long lost brother”? GEORGE IS A RENTAL CAR? Pls. George has abs- I think I have a crush ngl. Bess knows- ODETTE IS CRUSHING ON BESS. Nick and Bess are about to be sister wives no cap.
Apparently he is Tamura, not Tamara... I’ve been calling him the second this whole time- was no one gonna tell me?! Oh enemies to lovers 250k words I see how it is. JOKING, JOKING. We don’t ship nancy and tamura.
“I thought I smelled bacon” OH PERIOD GIL. Sass king, I love. Oh Nancy getting all up in his space is something else. Good to see that Gil is rockin with ghosts, as he should.
“Typical waitress occurrence” okay, Tamura is kind of growing on me. He’s a little funny. “Whatever do you mean, another?” Ace stop trying to lie please. HOW OLD IS TAMURA- oh he’s like a history guy... I really just thought he was like an eternal being for a sec. “the supernatural detective and the basic one”
OMG BESS IS FALLING FOR ODETTE IN GEORGE’s BODY. and nick is seeing a contractor. (Awkward thumbs up). I STILL THINK GRANT IS A MURDERER. pls Nancy’s lil cheesey smile is so cute and funny.
Ryan coming off all smoldery, okay Riley smith. Own that swag.
Bess falling over made me laugh. Odette coming thru with the skating skill. Odess? Bessdette?? I love. Ace’s brother??? ALCOHOL- ODETTE. ACE HELP A GIRL OUT HERE!!!?
Tamura got left at the alter. NO WAY I WAS RIGHT LMAO sorry Tamura lol I know you got left at the alter or whatever but I like being right. PLS HES SO SARCASTIC ABOUT THE DRESS THEORY NO- AHAHA HES KILLING ME. (poor word choice but the point stands).
OH NO I SAW THIS NICK CLIP ON THE IG- IF THIS BITCH LIGHTS MY MAN ON FIRE I STG. NAH NAH NAH HES STUCK IN THERE. WITH A MURDERER.
OH M G. I SAW GAY SO I SAID GAY. THEYRE IN LOVE. ODETTE AND BESS IS SO CUTE. I love the French accent too.
OH NO NICK- DON’T GET LIT ON FIRE MAN, YEAH DUH THE DOOR IS WELDED SHUT- OH THEY BUSTED THAT DOWN LIKE NOTHING. Fire extinguisher fight.
SALT AND BURN, HOES. WHY WOULD YOU BREATHE IN THE SMOKE WTF
My girl nancy just fainted omg. I’m cackling at the prospect of what’s about to happen. BESS AND GEORGE GOT ARRESTED- GEORGES HAIR. what’s going on rn. “My face isn’t working yet” MOOD.
IM CACKLING OMFG TAMURA SLOW MO- pack it up property brother number three. “Were you just waking in slow motion” MY GIRL IS STRUGGLING. she’s trying so hard. GIL TOO- OKAY BUT GIL IS HOT- “so smoldery” YES MAAM HE IS. GOOD TASTE GIRL. She’s petting him? “No seriously get me away from them” the way she said that is sending me- she’s so freaked.
FANSON RIGHTS!! NANCY NOOOO. NO NANCY. STOP PETTING GEORGE’s BOYFRIEND PLEASE NANCY. THE HAIR- THE HAIR. I don’t blame her not gonna lie, I would also want to touch his hair. “I’ll kill Annette” MAAM JEALOUS MUCH OMFG. “Your palms are really sweaty” ACE STOP OMFG. Wow sis snapped there omg.
They locked her... in the freezer.
He FOUND the brother- ACE HARDY ACE HARDY ACE HARDY PLEASE. Ace half Hardy? Okay we’ve paused the show so I can do some math: so Ace’s dad was the Marshall for mom 1 and father to brother. And also father to ace but different mother. Okay we got it. Bess and Ace are such a cute friendship.
Aw FANSON YAY. “We’re gonna work on it okay? And we’re gonna get better at it.” PLEASE SOMEONE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT OMG. o nancy ruined the moment.
“She’s okay. Just a lil boy crazy” RYAN IS SO CONFUSED OMG.
Nancy having a breakdown in the freezer is a mood. Is she about to stab someone- NO SHES BREAKING OUT OF THE FREEZER. THEYRE ALL THERE OH NO. why’d she go over the railing like that I’m laughing so hard- SHE JUST BODY SLAMMED GEORGE OMFG IM SCREAMING LMAO
OH GOD THEY CAN HEAR GEORGE AND NANCY FIGHTING FROM THE FRONT- i love the absolute dragging that’s going on here, honestly vibes. it’s like they’re feeding a child.
The girls are fighting (Tamura and Gil) NICK JUST KICKED THEM OUT.
I thought she was gonna escape lmao. WHY DOES SHE RUN LIKE THAT OMG AHAHHAHA. oh no Tamura is... they’re gonna kiss Rn I’m gonna barf ew. STOP MOVING SO SLOW JUST GET IT OVER WITH SO I CAN LOOK AWAY PLS. oh nvm she’s good now. She just dipped and Tamura is like: what now
LOVE THIS GIRL TALK OMG. YES PLS NANCY. Did George just emoji? AW GIRL HUG. I love the friend moment here, pls the sleuth sisters are the CUTEST trio.
HIS BROTHER IS IN TOWN? PETTY BESS I LOVE HER.
aw poor Tamura... oh no omg I actually feel bad for him now :( aw besties!!! Teamwork moment here, I love. HE TOTALLY HAS A CRUSH ON NANCY AND IDK HOW TO FEEL 😭
WHAT OMG DID ACES DAD GET KIDNAPPED? That might just be an old photo I’m kinda dumb ngl
NANCY CHOSE GIL? ARE THEY ABOUT TO KISS RIGHT- yup they just kissed.
RYAN IS SMILING WHEN HES TEXTING HER OH NO. HES GONNA GET HIS HEART BROKEN 😭
DAMN IT VAL. NO NEED TO OUT NANCY AS THE GRANDCHILD, HOLY CRAP.
Okay, so the episode is over, but I KNEW one of them was gonna fall in love with a ghost. KNEW IT! But on the down low, Bess and Odette are cute.
Sister:
Literal GASP at Ryan’s photo shoot. Like sat up like she rose from the dead and gasped SO LOUD- Yeah we’re both Riley smith groupies, what about it.
(When they locked nancy in the freezer) “I gotta ask. Is the meat hook still in there?”
Here are some more (ignore the contact image please lmao the vibe in my phone is random pics of my friends/family):
So the only explanation you really need is she LOVES Riley Smith, and is definitely crushing on Ryan lmao. She literally GASPED so loud at model Ryan.
And she’s not a huge fan of Tamura x Nancy. Tbh idk how I feel yet.
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lizbotw · 3 years
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okay not a request! i just wanna talk to you about characters bc i love you 😌💕 but what do you think valentine’s day with kaminari would be like? literally just tell me the first things that come to mind! just a no pressure thing where we can talk (ahem scream) about our favs if you feel up to it 😭 <3 anyway i hope you’re having a good day 💕💕💕
turn it up... i’ve been waiting for this one 😁
hellooo my best boy i think abt him daily asf bye 😣 ew he would be so cheesy that’s horrible i love him 😁
he would make you so many cards with pick-up line puns omfg. his dorm looks like he’s doing a kindergarten craft project the night before... he has the safety scissors, the construction paper (imagine him making time after school to go to the craft store and look for ur fav colors pls he thinks he’s a genius), the glue sticks, the glitter uh oh
sero helps him bc 🤝 kirishima too!!! best bros, let’s get it 😎 it was just supposed to be kami + sero but then kirishima shows up to kaminari’s room because that’s just what he does so then kiri gets put on snack duty bc this is a lot of hard work and they need fuel
the problem is... kiri is somehow bad at that. long story short iida caught him trying to lug a bunch of the dorm’s supply of chip bags up to kaminari’s room and lectured him about how it’s not healthy 🙄 so now they have no junk food so they actually have to make something...
kirishima is trying, he really is, but god can he not cook. after it is clear he sucks at cracking eggs, they switch so now sero is on snack duty and kirishima is helping kaminari make the cards and it’s actually going sort of okay 😁 they have a rhythm + everyone knows their role and it’s not a perfect system but y’know 😁
yeah but that doesn’t really last. bakugou comes into the kitchen... says sero sucks at cooking and takes over that </3 mina appears bc omg food and then she finds out how they’re helping kami make valentine’s cards for you and she wants in. queen of romance. she has such a big brain and comes up with even better puns. probably ropes jirou in too bc girls okay. suddenly everyone is involved, awesome sauce 👍
anyway yeah they do those and kaminari leaves them in places for you to find throughout the day like pls why is there so much glitter.......... aizawa is annoyed. probably. maybe. like you are tracking glitter all over the school but it’s legit NOT ur fault!!! it’s the cards!!!
anyway that’s off topic but yeah he has the cards w the puns AND he has a whole list of puns + pick-ups lines in his phone to say to you he memorized them too but like the list is just in case he forgets, you know idk he probably checks the list when ur not looking and when you turn back to him he’s all like 😁 it’s very cute idk like if u try to forget for one second that today is valentine’s day... well u won’t. bc it’s everywhere
probably got so caught up with everything that he forgot the flowers esp bc he was running late </3 idk if it’s just my area but there’s legit sm places to buy valentine’s stuff on the walk to school even. like just walk around the block during ur lunch period and sm ppl are selling flowers n bears n chocolates n stuff. crazy.
yeah so when he’s walking to school he buys a bouquet from some random seller and thanks the heavens that he doesn’t have to go back to the flower store halfway across town rn 😤 but he still chooses a pretty bouquet even if it’s last minute okay 😁 (whatever “pretty” means in his standards...) feeling like he probably gets light pink roses i will not accept anything other than roses... not sure if ppl do other types of flowers anyway tbh. am not an expert
he also has basic ass chocolates 🙄 idk what the typical ones are but whichever ones are like the target of chocolates. they’re good yes but everyone has them... where’s the creativity (i’m kidding, they’re very cute! you expected nothing less from your boyfriend. thanks king)
idk i feel like a lot of ppl say arcade dates w him but it just makes sense 😩 so there’s that. but anyway i think it would just be chill after school w him lol you can just go out to eat at ur usual spot or idk maybe somewhere new but tbh anywhere works bc all the restaurants have cute valentine’s decorations set up so it sets the cute mood!
might wear rly bright valentine’s outfits to go out idk like you both look cute and trendy. you probably take the cutest insta pics together too like w you kissing his check or smth cheesy LMAO pretty simple and normal but it so fun <3
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princeharukoji · 4 years
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2HA REVIEW/ THOUGHTS
SPOILERS AHEAD
So where shall I start? I really liked this story. Book 1 and 2 was a slow burn. I didn't mind it. Because we need to see Moran's personality changes, the love blossoming between the 2 main lead. It was slow, but did a great work. Because actually in the beginning (not Taxian Jun, but the reborn Moran) I couldn't stand the MC...well okay maybe I couldn't stand TXJ actually 😂 but the thing is real. I really liked how every character i disliked slowly started to like, love, and then wanted to protecc 🥺 Ok Chu Wanning has my heart from the beginning to the end. But I disliked Moran, Xue Meng, Nangong Si, Nangong Xu, the ghost girl from the start, Jiang Xi, Mei Hanxue. And I love them all. I even wanted a heart breaking Xue Meng and Jiang Xin father and son moment aaaaaaa. But what I got in the end was a knife in my heart by seeing Xue Meng get to know about Jiang Xi's adooted son 😭 So actually every character I was uninterested I became interested.
I get to like Moran more and more, and wanted them to be together. When Chu Wanning died, i cried. Twice, bc first the present Shizun then the previous Shizun life were taken away. But when Moran learned the truth about wontons, when he went to catch CWN's soul to the underworld...when his affection started to bloom again. Oh God, i could see sparkling eyes, and red ears Shizun.
After 5 yrs Shizun wake up. Ok so tbh the thirst they got made me crazy. At least it keot going on like 40 chapters and i was like OMFG HORNY TEENAGERS 😂 I couldn't bear their pain and thirst hahaha it was a long way to get togetheger. But they live was blooming, it got deeper and deeper.
Tho we were half at the story and they get together... Tho CWN didn't know Moran's secrets yet. Definetely it can't be a happy end like this... I started to train my soul, from now on it will be hell. And yes, actually hell happened through the 3rd book.
Nangong Si and Ye Wangxi storyline broke my heart. I wanted them to be happy together so much they would deserve it. Xue Meng's parents were so strong, they amazed me especially the Madam with her sacrifice. There was a lot of time when I thought YES go and get them. When Nangong Xi told his story I wished he could get his revenge. When Sisheng peak fall I wished they would let the world end. The 3rd book was amazing. I didn't mind that i couldn't breath. It was full of actions, it was fast, it was running at full speed, and I liked it. I liked that I couldn't read at one moment because I was hungry reading and scan readed a lot of things to get to the important part so i had to stop but i couldn't.
Until the last 2 chapters. Because the last 2 chapters gave me a headache. Chapter 309 made me cry I cried so hard. The reborn Moran's death was through 3 chapters. I felt my heart was taken out. Seeing CWN care for him and when he died he didn't want to let it go... I cried like a child. The whole situation with the judgments, the humiliating... It was hard to read. CWN came to save him I.... I cried. The same reborn technique can't be used twice on a soul, and Shizu already made him reborn in the previous life. When he gave his spirit to the body and made the same thing like TXJ in previous life to keep his body alive, until they're living the other's body won't rot- i kinda sensed that it will be used. But after his spirit core were fused in TXJ, the emperor met Moran, give his reborn memories to the 10 yrs old dead body and his soul, I was afraid his soul will merge in that body. But Taxian Jun has one soul, and he changed too, saved everybody and saved Shizun. When he was dying I asked my phone "HOW WILL THIS BE HAPPY END ITS OVER HIS BODY WILL TURN TO ASHES".
And then he woke up at a demon palace. Plot armor. Not dead, not alive. In one chapter "the last card" ironically REALLY is a last card. We get to know that not just Shi Mei, but Mo Ran is actually ACTUALLY A SPECIAL BUTTERFLY-BONED BEAUTY like WHAAAAT 😂😂 you... You can't just throw something so special so randomly. It doesn't work like that. It's totally a PLOT ARMOR! I can think that Taxian Jun was made to look like a demon but... It is not enough clue in the story to make me feel that it is a well builded line.
And the other thing.. why I have mixed feelings is the split personality. Like Moran and Taxian Jun exist. Both of them in one person. Mo Ran is too good while Taxian Jun is too agressive and possessive. This is why i would love to see his personality fused, like a normal human. It was a bit meh. I don't really like it. I would like to see a bit more agressive and possessive Moran, who is grey. Not just 3 days good Moran and 1 day his Majesty. But I will see how will this threesome work in the extras...
+1 Chu Xun'a story was really good, i thought it will be more into it, when they met in the underworld too, I really love how everything is connected!! And the thing that Chu Wanning is a divide wood spirit..... And áll the tree puns.... I cry 😂
I have to mention the antagonist too. Well from the start I didn't liked him. Shi Mei was fake. So fake I could see it. I had a feeling he will be the protagonist, and I spoiled it to later too. His story... Did not touch my heart so much. I thought I will like him, but I just like the present and alive Shi Mei! He chosen a different path. But previous shimei, Hua Binan....he was cruel. He didn't care about humans, just demons, and after knowing her mother story... It just didn't hit the right spots. He wasn't that much of a grey character i love.
This is it for now, maybe i will edit it, or write a part 2 when I feel it. I really love this story, I dont know what to do after it, tho i still have the extras fortunately. I can't wait the cdrama from it, Im so excited to see my 2 fav Shizun and disciple!!
PS pls feel free to talk to me, I don't really have ppl near me who read it, so im happy to chat about it with anybody 😭
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ladyvesuvia · 3 years
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Hi!! first, congratulations are in order ✨✨✨ second, i LOVE the puns on your picnic post swear i laugh out loud every time i read them 😅 now, may i have a 🍪 male any era? i’m a hufflepuff and a cancer, i suck at listing facts about my cause i overthink too much but here it goes: 1. i collect snow globes from the places i’ve visited (21 until now and your pinocchio rarity almost made me cry is just SO pretty); 2. my super power is to eat a whole MMMAX milka bar in an afternoon; 3. i always fall for my male friends (daddy issues) thank u 💘
stop thank u ilysm nonnie 🥺💗
god pun master
🍪 chocolate chip ships -> yes babe yes u can and the MMMAX milka bar screams remus lupin and you can’t tell me otherwise
omfg the snow globes can i ship you with me instead pls jk unless
btw thank u huhu i love it too
remus - OK SO 10/10 REMUS. He’d find your collection too interesting af maybe even ask for one and i just know you two would be cute together in the backseat during a road trip. like maybe one of you is awake and eating chocolate as the other sleeps on the other’s shoulder or both of u sleeping on each other’s shoulder or just eating chocolate together omfg jfc this is too cute and too pure
hope u like it nonnie <3
join my picnic!
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mysteriousxmidnight · 4 years
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Feeling blah, so I decided to do some Evguel (Evan x Miguel) HCs using the Ship OTP questions from awhile back :D I definitely see this ship as the least angsty of the DEH ships I enjoy, and I really needed some fluff today. Also TY to @djbead123 because some of these are from hcs that we discussed together :D
1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop? Miguel would totally rock the seat and Evan would be like “STAHP OR NO CUDDLES LATER!”
2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time? I hc Miguel as the flirty, sassy one in the relationship, so probably Miguel. Although Miguel has really brought Evan out of his shell, so he would definitely feel more comfortable initiating sexy times, as well
3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time? They both love taking a bath together. But it’s their Relaxing Time. Especially when Evan’s sick. When Evan’s sick, they’ll take a bath and Miguel will sing softly to him, and Evan often falls asleep. Shower time is sexy time tho
4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on? Miguel would totally walk around nekkid and Evan would be like “omfg can you please put some clothes on but also plz don’t because i’m enjoying the view”
5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight? Neither, they sleep better together. Miguel is always cold so he likes to snuggle up to Evan, who’s always warm. Miguel be like “I’m still mad at u but come cuddle. But no talk. Just cuddle.” And Evan be like “ugh fine, cuddle. but i’m mad too. so no talk. just cuddle.”
6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep? Can 100% see Miguel taking pics of Evan. But then Evan’s like “pls don’t?” So Miguel stops.
7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”? Evan said it first, but then he freaked out, worrying Miguel didn’t feel the same way, and that he’d hate him now. Miguel calms Evan down and then assures him he does, in fact, feel the same way. Although Evan has really come out of his shell with Miguel, he still has bad days where his anxiety is just awful. On those days, his brain tells him dumb things and he and Miguel will fight, and then Miguel will be like “Because I love you. Stop doubting that.”
8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts? Evan loves wearing Miguel’s sweatshirts because they smell like him and comfort him.
9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after? Miguel wakes Evan up to tell him about cool dreams. Evan has nightmares, and Miguel sings him to sleep
10) Who is more likely to cheat? Neither. This is my blanket answer for all my ships and it won’t change.
11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? Miguel has to do both. He makes fun of Evan a lot, but in a teasing, good-natured way. And on Evan’s Bad Days, he has to reassure him that they’re in a relationship and he loves him.
12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen? Miguel would 100% start the food fight.
13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Evan doesn’t think he can sing AT ALL. But he loves listening to Miguel sing, and they sing in the car a lot
14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops? Evan definitely loves holding Miguel’s hand, even though Miguel has cold hands. Miguel would 100% pinch and grab Evan’s butt, and it makes him squeak every time, which makes Miguel VERY happy. Evan slides his hands around Miguel’s waist. He’s also the one to put his fingers in Evan’s belt loops and pull him close
15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist? Neither. I mean, MAYBE Miguel because I could kinda see him being into art and calligraphy. 
16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? Miguel is more seductive ALL the time. He’s just a giant flirt. Drunk Evan is very flirty, too. Evan used to be really quiet in bed because he was nervous he would sound weird but Miguel has reassured him that he doesn’t need to hold back, ever
17) Who is more protective? Miguel. Evan’s anxiety still sometimes makes him feel really crappy and he doesn’t always defend himself. Miguel will literally bitch slap someone if they mess with Evan.
18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping? Neither. They either sleep, or they’re up and talking. Although I could see Evan staring at Miguel while he’s asleep, shocked that this beautiful boy loves him and wants to be with him.
19) Who drives and who has the window seat? Miguel drives, Evan has the window seat.
20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed? Evan falls asleep very easily when he and Miguel are cuddled up on the couch, and Miguel carries him to bed
21) Who cuts the others hair? Neither
22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day? Evan is SO bad at sexting, omg. Miguel teases him for it, too. They both send encouraging messages to the other throughout the day, though
23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? Evan doesn’t think he’s good enough for Miguel - at least in the beginning, and on bad days. I definitely think, over time, he’d become more confident in himself and the relationship. But at certain times, Evan definitely feels like he’s going to mess things up and lose Miguel. And Miguel is like, “Nope, you’re stuck with me.”
24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them? Evan thinks he’s a bad dancer, but Miguel loves dancing with him, and picking him up and kissing him.
25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? Miguel. Again, he’s the goofy silly flirty joker, and he LOVES making Evan blush. But once in awhile, Evan comes out with something that makes Miguel laugh so hard, he can’t breath. And Evan’s always very proud of himself for that.
26) Who kissed first? Evan kissed Miguel first, very impulsively. And then he was like “OMG i shouldn’t have done that! I should have asked first. I shouldn’t have assumed. I mean, it’s cool if you don’t like me that way, I’ll just..” And he tries to run away and Miguel grabs his hand and is like “Nope, you stay” and kisses him back. And Evan just.. melts into the kiss.
27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark? Evan has trouble sleeping (nightmares, like I said, plus stupid anxiety insomnia). He often accidentally wakes Miguel up with his restlessness, but Miguel is like “no worries, I’m craving pizza anyway!” And they order food and watch netflix
28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Neither. I mean, Evan likes to write and Miguel likes to sing. But I don’t see them writing poems and love songs. 
29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires? Miguel would definitely pull a crazy stunt and end up in the emergency room
30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? Miguel wears contacts. The first time Evan saw him in his glasses, he flipped out about how cute he was, and Miguel was like “I disagree but ok” and now, when he and Evan hang out at each other’s houses, he wears his glasses instead of fussing with his contacts. But in public, he still wears his contacts as much as he can.
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jeongi · 4 years
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Hi I missed you! Excited for your new fic! I’ve been learning Korean (I’m like nearly fluent! I can understand lives w/out subtitles!) and I just realized your blog name is a pun since it means electricity and also like Jeon + yoongi
HELLO MY LOVE!!! i’ve missed you too!! IM SO EXCITED ABOUT YOU LEARNING KOREAN OMFG IM SO RUSTY ON MINE SO PLS THROW NEW KNOWLEDGE MY WAY WHENEVER!!! ALSO NEJEKWKW IM SO HAPPY YOU CAUGHT ONTO MY URL PUN!! I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOUVE BEEN WELL BABY 🥺
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houseswolo · 4 years
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Day 17 - 'Tis The Season To Be Thirsting
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"Oh come all ye Forceful..."
The last of our Thirsties to be showcased:
Wilson
(Tumblr: @wilsonthinks66​ | Twitter: Wilsonthinks66 | Ao3: Wilson66)
What got you into Star Wars?
When a certain Adam Driver revealed his beautiful face in The Force Awakens 😍 helloo handsome
What made you a Reylo? Lightbulb moment!
"You're not alone." "Neither are you."
I think I told Luke to piss off and let them kiss!
Why do you write / make art?
Because why not?! I write when I have that little niggling idea that just won't go away.
The Object of your Thirst…
Oh so many but if we're sticking to the Star Wars it's got to be the beautiful Adam Driver and my favourite ginger Domhnall Gleeson
Which Adam look do you like the best?
Unwrapped and bare chested 🤤😍
Which Adam avatar/ role do you like the best?
Flip Zimmerman, I think my stomach literally flipped (pun intended 😏) when Adam wheeled around on that chair 💦💦
Which part of Adam do you like the best? 
A part? How can you only pick one part.
Favorite Star Wars Movie
Probably The Force Awakens, it was the film that made me watch the others in preparation, although Rogue one is a close second.
What do you like to write / draw / paint the most?
Don't judge me but I love writing angst obviously with a well earned happy ending. This is what I want to write as I've made a promise to myself to focus on what I enjoy reading/writing and not worry about others' opinions.
**Eyes the dark Evil Rey idea that won't leave me alone recently**
We'll get to you soon.
(HS: Dooo eeeet!)
Your TRoS Prediction
They all live happily ever after... Hux included 🤞❤️ no I know that may be too optimistic but I do hope we get Bendemption 😍
If you were an aesthetic... (colors, images, feels....)
Red and black are my favourite colour combination, although I adore autumn colours too���🧡
What's your ideal environment for writing / creating? 
Silence 😂 seriously I am so easily distracted that I need solitary confinement 😅 which may be why I sometimes struggle to finish fics.
Are you a dom or sub? 
Switch baby! 🤘 For the perfect partner I'll be whatever they need 😏
What's the most exotic/wierd place you've gotten intimate?
I've spent most of my life at yards, I'm not going to miss the opportunity to roll about the straw barn, now am I? 🙊
What's your kink?
Who doesn't love a good Dom but on the flip who doesn't love a well-behaved sub? 🤷 I'm easily pleased.
Use three words to describe yourself
Loyal, kind (I hope I come across as such) and argumentative sometimes because I can fall out with myself if I'm that way inclined 😂
Meaning behind your nick / ID name
Well it's my name and I wasn't feeling imaginative 😅
Are you a big spoon or little spoon?
I'm a don't touch me while a sleep spoon, solitary spoon 😘
Do you like it rough or soft? 
See if you pick one, you lose out on the other. I'm too greedy for that.
Favorite fic you read
Unexpected by pontmercy44. The first star wars fandom fic I ever read that introduced me into this world, I guess.
Favorite fic you wrote or favorite art you made
Decades to Fall for Sunshineflying. A reyux fic (don't shoot the multishipper!) That I just loved writing and wish that every fic was that easy to create. 😍❤️
Favorite SW character besides Kylo and Rey
Oh well this is so hard for me umm 🤔 maybe that ginger General of First Order... I struggle to remember his name 😘 love me some Hux
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Taz
(Tumblr: @tazwren | Twitter: WrenTaz | Ao3: TazWren & TrashcanWren)
What got you into Star Wars?
Literally, a lightsaber being stuck into my hand, at 7yrs, and being asked to be Vader to my cousin’s Luke Skywalker. I’d never heard of SW till that moment, and I fell headfirst into the Dark Side and in love with the galaxy far, far away! Its been the one franchise that as been a constant for me, the whole time growing up, and I’ve loved having something SW to look forward to every few years. SW and Reylo lifer! 😁😁😎😎
What made you a Reylo? Lightbulb moment!
“You are not alone.” The minute Kylo/Ben said those words, I was gone for Reylo. No true villain would give a flying fuck about his so-called adversary’s mental and emotional health. When their hands touched? I screeched in that theatre! And I may have yelled at Luke as well. Walked out and hunted for Kylo/Rey fanfics and the rest was history!
Why do you write / make art?
I do because the stories show up and make it impossible for me to do anything else but tell them. They buzz and breed and drown out all other sounds, like manic mosquitoes. They can be quite a nuisance that way, but... *throws up hands* ... I gots to do what they tell me to do! 😆
The Object of your Thirst…
Uh, do I even need to answer this? Adam Douglas Driver, Mr.Sensitive-on-a-stick, BDE Boss hisself 😎😏
Once I discovered him, all others ceased to exist for me. (Hugh, who? Chris, what?)
Which Adam look do you like the best?
I like Adam every which way, but my favorites are with facial scruff and slightly shaggy hair - Phillip Altman meets Ben Swolo. Oooh, anytime he is a sweater (or half out of one!) or with his shirtsleeves rolled up. So, um, yeah... 😁
Which Adam avatar/ role do you like the best?
Philip Altman is BAE - he always lightens my heart. And Ben Solo? He owns the frickin’ thing. So yeah, anyone who knows me, knows one ain’t enough 😏
Which part of Adam do you like the best?
His face - it’s so emotive and expressive! His eyes, those lips, that smile that launches a gazillion ships. His hands, his strong-ass arms. That glorious mane of hair. Have I mentioned them tiddies and the tree-trunk thighs?! Oh, and when he flexes his back, and...
Uh... let’s just say, everything Adam? 
Favorite Star Wars Movie
The Last Jedi was the most beautifully written and shot movie in the entire franchise, with a depth of characterization and exploration of symbolism that was brilliant. This will always rate as the best for me. A close second, and one I will always love, is Empire Strikes Back. That was quintessential Star Wars and an amazingly good watch - snark, action, angst, love, betrayal, rescue, OMFG!
What do you like to write / draw / paint the most?
Until I started writing Reylo, I’d never been able to write fiction. I could never visualize the stories. And once I started, I haven’t been able to stop! I’ll write anything Reylo, I’ll try writing anything at least once (so, yeah, there may be dark fic as well one day!). My style defaults to either mildly angsty, or humour-laced fluff, or depraved smut. So, not sure what that says about me 😂
Your TRoS Prediction
Bendemption. Reylo. *mic drop*
If you were an aesthetic... (colors, images, feels....)
Blacks, Reds, Greys, slashes of bright turquoise and white and ochre. Blue and white-striped awnings shading an alfresco cafe, overlooking a green ocean. Bright, city lights, reds and yellows glinting off the black water of a bay. A busy airport, with the scents of perfume from Duty-Free as you zoom past it.
If you were a candy bar, what would your name be?
The Ever-lasting Gobstopper 😂
What's your ideal environment for writing / creating?
In a hotel room, on my own. In the back of cab, in the window-seat of an airplane. At my desk, looking out through the window as the breeze blows through the trees, and the Burn This playlist keeps going on repeat. 
Are you a dom or sub?
Both? Both is good.
What's the most exotic/wierd place you've gotten intimate?
On the back of a bike, in the middle of the night, stopped at a traffic intersection.
What's your kink?
Size. Hands. Humour. Fidelity, and yet threesomes (go figure, I’m depraved). Mild Dom. Intelligence and thoughtfulness. Hair. Fuck it, Adam.
Use three words to describe yourself
Loyal, funny, organized-chaos (its a thing, trust me!)
Meaning behind your nick / ID name
I’ve always had Taz as a nickname, for the Warner Bros Tasmanian Devil (yes, I’ve been known to be exactly like that! 😂). Wren is a nod to Kylo Ren, and the fact that one of the earliest fanfics I read had Rey naming her son ‘Wren’ as a backhanded pointer to Kylo! So I’m, Taz, a Knight of Ren.
Are you a big spoon or little spoon?
I can be both, till I fall asleep. Then, pls leave me tf alone 😬😁
Do you like it rough or soft?
Both - why choose?!
Favorite fic you read
There are so very many in this amazing fandom! The one that I’ve loved from the beginning, though, is The Art of Broken Pieces - a beautifully written Bendemption fic. 
Favorite fic you wrote or favorite art you made
God, this is hard! My recent favorites are Brooklyn Bridge Blues, Caught Between Beats, and A Taste For Two - I like that I’m able to explore a variety of stories and emotions through them. I’m most proud of Confidences To A Stranger because I was able to explore a storytelling medium that I hadn’t before. 
Favorite SW character besides Kylo and Rey
Padme Amidala - she reminds me of my mother and grandmother, both of whom were strong women, who got shit done, while always taking care of their people. She was a queen in more than just name. Han Solo - I am weak for a scoundrel/villain/bad boy in a leather jacket, with a hardass, snarky exterior that hides a heart of gold. The reluctant hero.💙
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maastrash · 5 years
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LOL MY FRIEND IS READING TOG NOW
Oh bitch you already know
Send a pronunciation guide pls
I got my fuzzy blanket and my tea. Shit is about to go down
The maps :,)
*reads the first sentence* "after a year of slavery in the salt mines of Endovier, Celaena Sardothien was accustomed to being escorted everywhere in shackles and at sword-point". Bitch where’s my fucking pronunciation guide.
A BITCH IS ALREADY STRUGGLING
I already love this
She's a smart cunning bitch and she knows it
She’s literally a whole ass mood
"As if she'd lose her bearings that easily"
Pfh bitch try me is basically what she's saying and I fucking love every bit of it omfg 
Do you really pronounce his name KALE bc I picture nasty greens now 
BITCH I'VE LOOKED AT THE GUIDE THREE TIMES ALREADY AND I'M ON PAGE 2
Oh cauldron save me
Chaol is a whole ass prick and I dont quite know how I feel about it yet 
Do ppl call her cel bc celaena is so long
But also she gives zero fucks and is so out there damn well knowing she is a whole ass slave and I love it
Shes asking this manz all sorts of questions and gives zero fuckssss
I'm excited
Also the kings dogs love celaena????
Soxubqkziwbakwma
LW RN I SHIP DORELAENA BC HE LOWKEY WICKED
Ahem Dorian is a man whore
HE LITRALLY WINKS AT ALL THE WOMEN AND LOOKS THEM UP AND DOWN
MAN. WHORE.
And chaol is the new fav bc at least he has substance
WHEEZE DORIAN IS AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD DEAD 
Oh bitch Hes definitely not the kings son
The king outwardly hates his asssss
OMG DEAD
What a boof ass king
I love this lil set up here
OWNXKZIQBDKXOQNWMQ
Omg Dorian just got back handed bitch slapped by his "dad" I'm pissing
Fr tho celaena needs to beat his ass already gd
HE WAS LIKE oh ya chaol warned me to watch my tongue during this meeting but OH WELL 
OMFG DORIAN AND CELAENA BOTH LOVE TO READ 
HE GAVE HER BOOK SUGGESTINS AND SAID THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THEM
Omfg I CANNOT 
SARAH J MAAS RLY DID THAT TO US
Omfg chaol is everything
AWWWWWWWW HE WAS LIKE SO NICE IM CRYING
Bc she was LK having a panic attack and he was like you're ok
What a nice manz
Gurl I can already tell this is gonna be a whole ass whirlwind
This bitch. (kaltain)
Celaena is funny as hell
Her pun got me dead
I PEEEEED celaena literally threw a flower pot at her 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I. AM. PISSING. MY. SELF.
SHE IS AN ACTUAL QUEEEEEEN
I cant they both love reading I dont know which ship to sail
Fr tho I'm kinda dying at the moment
SJM is rly out here toying with us and she knows it
Girl I'm on page 121 Its fucking fire 
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headcanon-baby · 6 years
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How about peter maximoff with a curvier reader? like she had some tummy chub on her too and her thighs and arms?
okay i’m gonna be honest i write these headcanons with the every intention that the girl peter is dating will always be chubby bc i am too and i feel like peter is the type who doesn’t really understand the concept of “plus size” or “normal size” he thinks all sizes are no different and acts like the figures of skinny girls and chubby girls are all the same to him which i lkjhgffdasa fuckin love that version of him
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- if i didn’t emphasize enough how much peter is a slut for cuddles then i shall repeat: peter maximoff is a cuddle slut and with that in mind he thinks chubby girls are the best girls for cuddling
- peter loves the softness of your skin and the “squishiness” around your arms and your thighs because “squishy squishy squishy…eheheheh don’t kill me pls”
- loves giving you tummy kisses and blows raspberries in your belly button to make you laugh
- he likes pulling and pinching your underarms with the face of pure, innocent adoration that you can’t bring yourself to smack his hand away
- likes hugging you from behind and squeezing your midsection and chuckles whenever he gets the opportunity to squeeze your cheeks
- “princesssss you’re so cuteeeee your cheeks are super cute omfg can i squeeze them please please pleassse”
- you were initially very insecure about having him touch you at all but after awhile you realize peter doesn’t give two shits about your size and thinks your curves and your healthy figure are the most eye pleasing things he’s ever seen
- “sunshine you don’t know how….how gorgeous you are okay? like wow you’re so cute and pretty and hot and you gotta believe it okay? like damn if you were in a porn mag i’d buy every edition with you in it”
- you’re mildly touched and at the same time disturbed by the compliment
- one time he asked you to go jogging with him and you get hit by this irrational annoyance that he thinks you’re fat and indirectly telling you to lose weight until you see his face crumple and asking you in a soft voice “you…you don’t wanna spend time with me?”
- you always deny it but you literally jumped his bones after hearing him say that
- and then you realize going jogging with him is a generally bad idea anyway since his idea of jogging is going about 10 000 miles per hour without breaks
- but its okay because he’ll see that you’re tired and offer to carry you on his back and then he feels your boobs pressing against his back and fucking hits a tree while running
- “OH MY GOD BABE ARE YOU OKAY???” “…heheh….soft…squishy….heheheheheh….”
- whenever you ask him if he thinks you need to improve anything about your appearance he just gives you a blank face and outrightly tells you that he didn’t think it was possible to improve perfection - ASDAFGAHJKJLL YOU FUCKING LOVE HIM OMG
- “you sure? nothing? are you sure? nothing??? at all???” “well, you could probably improve your puns. they’re lame as heeeeck.” “….i’m gonna kill you” “BEEP BEEP GOTTA GO BLAST”
- the best things about being chubby you think is that you have a generally higher tolerance to the cold and you’re like a literal walking human heater so when winter comes around westchester peter ends up holing up with you in your room for a whole month clinging onto you like a needy koala
- “that’s not fair wth i’m cold and you’re warm why do you get hotter when i hug you??? how???” “….peter was that a pick up line?” “yes”
- peter sincerely thinks your mutation is actually “having an really hot body” and you have to slap some sense on to him every time because he keeps telling everyone that your mutation is that “you’re hot”
- “GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND HAS THE COOLEST POWER EVER Y’ALL KNOW THAT SHE’S HO -” “PETER STFU”
- he catches you reading dieting journals and freaks out and immediately grabs you by the hips and hugs you and rants on about how you don’t need to go on a diet no, no, no stay healthy and cute forever pls sunshine i love you so much
- and then you tell him you were just looking at salad dressing recommendations to buy for tonight’s dinner and he just goes “oh” and his face bursts into and obscene red
- he actually secretly wants you to gain more chub because he thinks you look cuter chubby and you only found out because jean looked into his mind by accident and told you about it
- “…i am going to find my boyfriend and kiss the living badongers out of him”
- jean is very disturbed by the two of you
- there’s a weekly chore rotation for students staying in the mansion and one week you and peter were in charge and honestly worst decision ever made because peter lost the shopping list and got distracted by free samples and and you got distracted by him getting distracted and the both of you ended up with double things you had on the list and half of it not even on the list
- “can one of you please explain why we have 5 types of sausages and two months worth of cat litter when we do not own or even want to own a cat”
- “i mean, we could always like. get one. you know. a cat. we could call it salad”
- charles is never giving peter responsibilities ever again
- you’re a foodie and proud. so when you see what peter’s daily diet consists of you give him this horrified look and you’re like “peter, i am going to make you a fine ass meal so good you’ll never have to live on twinkies ever again”
- you make him pasta salad, bratwurst sausages and mash, cream stew with finely chopped carrots and caramel pudding for dessert
- after tasting he looks at you like you’re his cooking goddess and you’re pretty sure he’s about one second away from asking you to marry him
- "princess…you’re a genius.” “thanks. i try.”
- he still eats twinkies whenever you’re not around because damn twinkies are great okay don’t judge
- in return peter likes to bring you out to food spots and dessert cafes just to watch your face light up at the sight of delicious food and always ends up staring lovingly at you while you eat 
- “peter your ice cream’s melting” “h-huh?? oh yeah welp oops shit shit shit fuck”
- peter’s faaaaavorite thing to do is feed you. likes offering his cake to you and watching you take a bite out of it and grinning and going “mmmm!”
- he sometimes blushes while watching you eat because you make the most obscene sounds ever
- then there was one time you went to really fancy cafe and there were two girls who were staring and giggling at your direction and making little cutting comments about your size and peter could see that you were trying not to look affected and in like less then a second there were shrieks coming the girls’ table and you were like wtf and then looked at peter who was just smiling innocently at you like nothing ever happened
- “jesus christ peter what did you do???” “nothin’. just thought that cake would make a great foundation for their face” “….god i fucking love you.”
- peter maximoff is a petty, petty man. and you love him for that
again please let me apologize from deviating again like wow how do i even get these ideas from wtf REQUESTS ARE OPEN
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saccharii · 6 years
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Ladrien June, Day Twenty Three: Celebrity Power Couple
#Ladrien
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@ladrienjune
This is a mess. I am so sorry. Formatting it was a nightmare, it took about 5x longer to format than it took to write. And then I just gave up. Now I despair.
I used several usernames of actual people: @aafanbug @lilith-of-netherwood and @art-of-zirio (which I changed to ZiriA) and @whimstories
I did not make any attempt to accurately portray their personalities or opinions, so keep that in mind. However @whimstories did actually write the fanfic within the fanfic.
I made up all other usernames, so if any are actually in use that is pure coincidence.
The formatting is even worse on mobile, so RIP.
imclassynoreally reblogged from letspickle
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redpenguin20
[omfg ladybug and adrien kiss.png]
Ho ly shit
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i-am-thou-thou-art-i
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAa
i-am-thou-thou-art-i
On one hand: this sinks Ladynoir. On the other hand: they’re really hot.
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literaldudbear
do you guys remember that one girl who shipped these too and we all thought she was delusional? our bad.
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claire-de-la-lune
@Art_Of_Jessica
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Art_Of_Jessica
When your crackship becomes canon:
[longest ever ‘yeah boi’]
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Art_Of_Jessica
@claire-de-la-lune
Did I ever tell you about the time that Ladybug signed my Ladrien fan art? Because she did.
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claire-de-la-lune
@Art_Of_Jessica
Yes. Many times.
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Art_Of_Jessica
Well I’m going to do it again
LADYBUG SIGNED MY LADRIEN FANART AHHHHHHHH
[ladybug ships it.jpeg]
#omg  #ladybug  #ladrien  #adrien agreste  #i ship it?  #lol i had no idea who this guy was before today
sacchariwrites reblogged imclassynoreally
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bluewolfgirl
I’m... not sure how I feel about this.
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mydeerheart
Ladybug cheated on Cat Noir.
She’s a two timer.
Period.
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letspickle
Ok let’s keep this mature (I say as people obsess over the love life of teenagers they don’t know).
Ladybug and Cat Noir have said multiple times they are not in a relationship. Source source and another goddamn source. I know that a lot of people think they’re lying or that a relationship between them is inevitable because of ‘the way they look at each other UwU’ These people will spend HOURS of their time combing over every interaction for the slightest thing they then hold up as ironclad proof, and if anyone dare disagree they rain hell down upon them like we killed their dog or something.
Just because you ship it doesn’t make it “canon”. (Also: jesus, these are real people, not characters from a tv show. There’s no “canon” when it comes to real life.) Screaming, insulting, and passive aggressive statements will not make Ladybug and Cat Noir date.
Let’s not harass Ladybug or Adrien. Or Cat Noir for that matter. They’re just two teenagers who would like to kiss without their pictures spread all over the place and half of the internet condemning them.
Go ahead and ship whoever you want. Shipping is for fun! Write the fanfics and make the fanart and be happy. But don’t throw a hissy fit when things don’t go the way you want, or if someone ships someone else. Don’t be that person that ruins it for everyone else.
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youre-under-agreste
I’m a Ladynoir shipper and an Adrien fangirl, but like, can’t we just be happy for them?
Yeah I’d prefer that Ladybug date Cat Noir, and I’d rather Adrien not date anyone, but the only people who have any say in this are Ladybug and Adrien themselves
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lady-of-sugarcane
I just saw a 2k manifesto about why Ladrien is abusive IN THE LADRIEN TAG.  god i hate antis
#the ship’s two hours old  #and already the antis come out to play  #why
whimstories reblogged imclassynoreally
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Art_Of_Jessica
[ladrien sharing hot chocolate.jpeg]
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aafanbug
They kissed an hour ago and there is already fan art. How.
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lady-of-sugarcane
There was already, like, 3 ladrien fanart on the internet. Ladrien fans went from one person to a hundred in a minute.
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aafanbug
There were people shipping it before this????? Why????
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lady-of-sugarcane
I dunno, lol. There are people who ship Cat Noir and Jagged Stone. You think I’m joking, but I’m not.
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aafanbug
Thanks, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
#ladrien  #ladybug  #adrien agreste  #fanart
ZiriA reblogged whimstories
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ZiriA
Okay, but what if... Adrien was Cat Noir?
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dokidokidoku
His billboards are literally all over Paris. Someone would have noticed by now.
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lilith-of-netherwood
Someone write the fanfic.
We can do it. We have the technology.
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whimstories
A/N: Oops.
“You know, you’re a real pizza work.” Adrien winked at Ladybug while shoving a deliciously greasy and overkill of cheese pizza slice into his mouth.
“Oh no, not you too.” Ladybug moaned.
“What?” Adrien asked.
“I have to hear bad jokes and puns from my partner half the time, I don’t need it from my boyfriend too.”
“Boyfriend?” Adrien’s eyes shined and he dramatically shuffled from the end of the couch to a bent knee and cradled ladybug’s hand in his hand. “I didn’t know I meant so much to you.” He kissed her hand and Ladybug never felt so flustered before.
“Well I didn’t—- but we are sort of— “
“All I ask is, don’t go bacon my heart.” Then he winked and Ladybug immediately stopped stammering.
“Oh my god, you’re Chat Noir.”
-Keep reading-
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whimstories
A/N: Srry, one more.
“How did you know?”
“Sorry?”
“That I was Adrien?” Chat Noir perched himself in front of Ladybug and pouted.
“I’d be stupid not to recognize that ass in leather.”
—— THE END
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ZiriA
Ahhhhhh! It’s amazing!
#!!!!!!  #amazing  #ladrien  #fanfic
Ladubut reblogged ElizabethInTheTower
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Ladubut
I WAS OFF THE INTERNET FOR LIKE TWO HOURS AND I COME BACK TO LADYBUG KISSING SOME GUY AND SHIP WARS WTF
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ElizabethInTheTower
That’s not “some guy” that’s Adrien Agreste. He’s a famous model who works for Gabriel. He has his own perfume line.
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Ladubut
WELL I DIDN’T KNOW THAT LIZZIE I DONT FOLLOW MODELS AND EVERYBODY HAS A PERFUME LINE THESE DAYS HOW WOULD I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND EAU DE JIMBOB AHHHHHHHHH
#lol jk i still love you lizzie  #pls dont be offended  #but seriously  #who pays attention to the models?  #theres already fanart and fanfic  #never change internet  #he is hot tho
imclassynoreally
The internet’s gone crazy have a cat pic
[cute little fluff monster.jpeg]
#cat  #black cat  #im not getting involved  #no more ship wars plz  #the ship that must not be named
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