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maastrash · 5 years
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LOL MY FRIEND IS READING TOG NOW
Oh bitch you already know
Send a pronunciation guide pls
I got my fuzzy blanket and my tea. Shit is about to go down
The maps :,)
*reads the first sentence* "after a year of slavery in the salt mines of Endovier, Celaena Sardothien was accustomed to being escorted everywhere in shackles and at sword-point". Bitch where’s my fucking pronunciation guide.
A BITCH IS ALREADY STRUGGLING
I already love this
She's a smart cunning bitch and she knows it
She’s literally a whole ass mood
"As if she'd lose her bearings that easily"
Pfh bitch try me is basically what she's saying and I fucking love every bit of it omfg 
Do you really pronounce his name KALE bc I picture nasty greens now 
BITCH I'VE LOOKED AT THE GUIDE THREE TIMES ALREADY AND I'M ON PAGE 2
Oh cauldron save me
Chaol is a whole ass prick and I dont quite know how I feel about it yet 
Do ppl call her cel bc celaena is so long
But also she gives zero fucks and is so out there damn well knowing she is a whole ass slave and I love it
Shes asking this manz all sorts of questions and gives zero fuckssss
I'm excited
Also the kings dogs love celaena????
Soxubqkziwbakwma
LW RN I SHIP DORELAENA BC HE LOWKEY WICKED
Ahem Dorian is a man whore
HE LITRALLY WINKS AT ALL THE WOMEN AND LOOKS THEM UP AND DOWN
MAN. WHORE.
And chaol is the new fav bc at least he has substance
WHEEZE DORIAN IS AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD DEAD 
Oh bitch Hes definitely not the kings son
The king outwardly hates his asssss
OMG DEAD
What a boof ass king
I love this lil set up here
OWNXKZIQBDKXOQNWMQ
Omg Dorian just got back handed bitch slapped by his "dad" I'm pissing
Fr tho celaena needs to beat his ass already gd
HE WAS LIKE oh ya chaol warned me to watch my tongue during this meeting but OH WELL 
OMFG DORIAN AND CELAENA BOTH LOVE TO READ 
HE GAVE HER BOOK SUGGESTINS AND SAID THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THEM
Omfg I CANNOT 
SARAH J MAAS RLY DID THAT TO US
Omfg chaol is everything
AWWWWWWWW HE WAS LIKE SO NICE IM CRYING
Bc she was LK having a panic attack and he was like you're ok
What a nice manz
Gurl I can already tell this is gonna be a whole ass whirlwind
This bitch. (kaltain)
Celaena is funny as hell
Her pun got me dead
I PEEEEED celaena literally threw a flower pot at her 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I. AM. PISSING. MY. SELF.
SHE IS AN ACTUAL QUEEEEEEN
I cant they both love reading I dont know which ship to sail
Fr tho I'm kinda dying at the moment
SJM is rly out here toying with us and she knows it
Girl I'm on page 121 Its fucking fire 
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abruisedmuse · 3 years
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Throne of Glass Masterlist
I’ll wait forever- [Manorian]
A girl, her dog, and french toast- [Manorian]
Handle With Care- [Manorian]
In my darkest nightmares( I will run to you)- [ Manorian]
Only When it Comes to you- [Elorcan]
Bonfire and spooky stories- [Manorian]
You’ve got chocolate on you- [Doralaena]*
Ferris wheel- [Elorcan]
You’ve got chocolate on you- [Rowaelin]
Lover of Mine- [ Manorian]
Surprises During Facetime- [Lysaedion] Nsfw
Coffee, Conversations, and Christmas - [Lysaedion]
*broken link. Will be fixed
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having-a-harp-time · 8 years
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confession time!
I did not like crown of midnight too much because I never shipped chaolena
and for a little bit I thought the Nehemia/Celaena friendship was rushed until I realized that there were months in which said friendship developed
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