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foxprints · 7 months

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| The Care and Keeping of a SecUnit |

Complimentary companion to this piece

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #murderbot diaries #tmbd #tmd #fanart #asshole research transport #art (asshole research transport)#SecUnit #drones #medsys #blood #i don't think i need to tag this for gore but if i do pls let me know #mb takes care if art and art takes care of mb #mutual administrative assistants indeed

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dumpstercryptid · 7 months

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hey y'all, my physical therapist has made it really clear that i need accessibility equipment, and that stuff is expensive. my pain and other disabilities are at a point where i don't really have a choice but to ask for help. rts extremely appreciated.

#disability #gofundme #medical assistance #i dunno how to tag this pls help

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lena-in-a-red-dress · 1 month

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Alt Assistant Pt 7 (finale)

Kara reflexively keeps her distance from Lena, for all of two days, until she realizes that while respecting Lena's boundaries is important, she does not have to respect any boundary set by Lex.

She comes to this conclusion late Sunday night, and makes a point to be in the office early to make her point. She's lucky Lena's already there, plugging miserably away at a spreadsheet R&D had sent to her the Friday before. Kara plunks down her boss's coffee of the desk, nearly sloshing it, and scowls when Lena turns her gaze up at her.

"You don't have to do everything your brother tells you," she says, far more scathingly than she intends. It backfires when Lena interprets her tone as petulance.

"I hardly think two days without sex warrants a tantrum Miss Danvers," she responds coolly. Her gaze returns to her computer. "Nor do our trysts qualify you to pass judgement on my relationship with my brother."

"I know you better than you think," Kara snaps. "And living under Lex's thumb isn't a good look on you."

At that, Lena's gaze snaps back up with razor sharp precision, skewering Kara to the spot. Her jaw tightens. "My respect for my brother--"

"Isn't respect!" Kara bites back. She knows she skirts the limits of Lena's goodwill, but she can't help the anger and resentment that bubbles up. "It's control, and you know it."

At that, Lena's scowl deepens, but her focus skitters away, proving the veracity of Kara's accusation.

"You are your own person," Kara pushes. "And you're capable of making your own decisions."

Lena's moment of concession evaporates with a scowl. "Get out."

It's enough to make Kara see red, but she manages to keep her temper in check.

"Fine," she clips out. She turns on her heel and marches towards the door, only to pause with her fingers wrapped in a fist around the handle. "And maybe you should think why Lex has such a problem with you being fucking happy for once."

With that, she yanks the door open and all but slams it shut behind her when she leaves.

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Prepping a charity gala isn't easy-- or fun-- when they can hardly stand to be in the same room together without snapping. It involves a lot of "fines"s and "just get it done"s and "yes, miss luthor"s, but it eventually culminates in a lavish, extravagant affair that the guests seem to enjoy.

Kara hovers in her floor length gown that snugs in all the right places, yet leaves her arms bare to give her room to actually work during set up, and now cools her down as she takes a moment to breathe.

She knows Lena is here, by way of a curt text received an hour ago, but has yet to actually see her in the throng of well-dressed patrons. She does see Lex though, who somehow manages to look smug even as he glowers at her. It's nearly halfway through the night when Kara finally catches a glimpse of her boss.

Her mouth promptly goes dry.

Lena's dressed in a black chiffon dress that hugs her hips. When she turns, Kara sees the thin straps that leave the ivory skin of her back largely bare-- and the long silver chain that dangles against Lena's spine.

The vision is so distracting that it takes Kara a long moment to notice that Lena had turned towards a tug on her wrist, and that it was Lex who now gripped it tightly.

Kara watches their heated exchange of hissed words until Lena finally wrenches her wrist free of her brother's grasp. Lex's features darken as he issues what can only be a final warning before taking his leave. Lena watches him go for a long moment before finally turning.

Their eyes lock.

In that moment, Lena is laid bare-- Kara can see the shock of their unexpected connection (Lena has been avoiding her), and registers the brief up-and-down of Lena's gaze as she's scanned by wide green eyes. Then, Kara sees that dreaded word again: don't.

Only this time it's not directed at Kara, but rather inward, a silent scold towards Lena herself, combating the flush of desire written clear across Lena's cheeks. But then, almost as soon as it appears, it's eclipsed by a sudden hardening of Lena's gaze, now resolute as Lena comes to a conclusion known only to her.

Kara stares as Lena marches towards her, determined and unflinching. She barely has the time to grin before her arms are full of Lena, and warm hands sandwich her face fiercely as she's kissed long and deep.

When Lena comes up for air, breathless words come tumbling out.

"You're fired," she says. Their foreheads rest together, and Lena's hands have yet to move from where her thumbs rub gently against Kara's cheeks.

Now, Kara does grin.

"About time," she growls, and pulls Lena into another searing kiss. Kara senses the eyes on them, but doesn't bother to look to see if Lex's is among them.

Screw them, Kara thinks, savoring the taste of Lena's lips and the glide of their tongues together.

Screw them all.

#supercorp #alt Assistant au #I have few snippets I'll also add #but this is the main plot #hope you enjoyed!#lemme know what you think!#pls and thank you

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correct-hermitcraft-quotes · 5 months

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Zedaph: Do a back flip

Tango jumps, swirling slightly to the left, making a ehh-ke noise when landing.

Zedaph: That was pitifull.

#hermitcraft #a quote #Tango tek #zedaph #lackey run everyone #always hilarious #I was today years old when I realized that Zedaph doesn’t number his Hermitcraft episodes #note:I have been watching him since season 7 #the archivist in me is crying right now #zedaph Hermitcraft season9 episode worst! assistant! ever!!!#video 34 in his Hermitcraft S9 playlist tho #mod evil rat #pls don't judge me by my interpretation of Tango’s noises #he has a lot of them and everyone hear a diferent thing I swear

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ohfucccnaw · 3 months

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Please help

tw for death, death of animal, fire

$0/750

On my last post, I was able to get out of the negative with my bank, but nothing else and it’s lost traction.

I still owe my mother for rent and need my own groceries, toiletries, etc. For background I’m a disabled trans person who’s spent the last 5 years caring for my disabled father who was bedridden. 2 months ago while I was at a therapy appointment, our home burnt down and took the lives of my dad and our cat with it. I lost everything but the clothes on my back and my phone.

I am unable to work at this time and have been working with my therapist to gather the necessary documentation to apply for assistance. Anything helps. Thank you.

P^ypal

C^shapp - $m0th28

V3nmo - @m0th28

#crowdfunding #crowdfund #mutual aid #mutual aid fund #financial assistance #financial help #mutual aid request #crowd funding #financial aid #help #still in need pls reblog!#urgent

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elliesgaymachete · 12 days

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this is specifically about mcnuggets but can apply to other nuggets

#pls assist with this my fiancee has and i have not

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jupitervega · 11 months

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fleein the south part II

hi, i'm ri & i'm an autistic nonbinary trans guy-lite-ish person. 4 years ago i moved out to denver from mississippi (where i was born & raised) & immediately had a massive improvement in my quality of life. i was able to access medical & psychiatric care, my career stabilized, people were addressin me with correct terms for the most part, & i was startin to feel like life had finally begun

unfortunately when the lease ran out on our house end of summer last year my roommates decided not to renew, & then the people who were gonna be my new roommates backed out last minute. in a panic i looked for other options but with time runnin short & top surgery approachin i decided to recover at a friend's house & move back to mississippi once my surgeon cleared me to travel cross country so i could regroup somewhere i figured would be less expensive & at least somewhat familiar

that, friends, was a very costly & painful mistake! every single problem that made me wanna move away in the first place has only exacerbated!

i'm comin up on 8 months post top surgery, i have a beard, & i'm still gettin called ma'am/she/her. trump flags & signs still adorn many yards/porches here. hatred & bigotry run rampant in local politics. the other day i didn't even enter one of the convenience stores in the town where i live when i stopped by because they had posted a very thinly veiled racist sign on the door

when i arrived back here i was not even a full month outta surgery & i had a minor complication, so i went to the emergency room cause what else was i sposed to do? applied for charity as i had around $100 to my name at that point, which i THINK? got approved? also applied for mississippi medicaid the same day, which got denied almost outright as i have no children. so i've been uninsured since november & rationin the 3 month supply of my psych/migraine meds i received before leavin colorado for goin on 7 months. never mind bein able to access hrt!

job prospects here are Not Great! i've had to collect unemployment for a while as i cannot for the life of me find a full time job with a livin wage. otherwise i literally cannot make ends meet as the jobs i've held so far down here are payin average 50% or less of what i was makin in denver. even with the part time gigs i've had i have yet to crack 30hr/wk on any kind of regular basis

housin is an absolute shitshow. my lease is up 1 july (got a month extension) & i've been searchin everywhere for an affordable place of my own or at least a good roommate. the more affordable studio/1bd apartments go for around $700 & up, but most have income requirements of 2.5-3x the monthly rent which, considerin previous point abt wages, is near impossible. roommate listins are available but the majority are questionable at best & seekin a live-in bangmaid at worst

with all these considerations i spent the past few weeks feelin worse & worse lookin for somewhere close to the job i currently have. the leases are like 6mo-1y so i was picturin another year down here & how i was gonna survive, let alone thrive. my thoughts got darker & darker. i'd wake up in the mornin & be sad/disappointed i'd survived the night

this is no way to live

i snapped a few days ago. said to myself "if i'm destined to struggle wherever i go, i'd rather do it somewhere i actually Wanted to be in the first place" & started applyin for housin in denver. waitin to hear back from my first option & have secured a backup with a friend with a spare room for 6mo in case that falls through

right now i need help gettin the hell out! i've got first month's rent already put back, i can continue to collect unemployment until i land a good job in denver, & i'm already reachin out to find somewhere to work. i just don't have anywhere to go for another month or two to save the money i'll need to travel almost 1200mi (~1900km) back to colorado. i'll need at least $500 to make gas/food happen durin the time it will take me to get there, & i need it by the first of july (38 days from day of postin)

please help me escape!!!

ca: $jupitervega

vmo: jupitervega

ppal

please please please donate whatever you're able! pls boost!

thank u so much for readin, pls have an item from my emergency happy photo folder for yr enjoyment

#emergency #pls help #pls boost #emergency move #emergency transport #fundraising #help #mutual aid #mutual fund #direct action #direct aid #help pls #emergency assistance #time sensitive

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ghost-mafia · 7 months

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#fundraising #emergency fund #homeless in the pnw #rain rain go away #needing help #financial aid #financial assistance #crowdsourcing #help us #pls help #homeless #need lights #need lanterns #solidarity #mutual aid #radical aid

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frnkiebby · 28 days

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okay fine yeah this is yep i’m good i’m okay~🎃

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aaperturetestsubject · 2 months

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FRIENDS

please... ill list my interests... BE MY FRIEND PLEASE :3

-Portal/Portal 2

-The Stanley Parable

-I Expect You To Die

-HLVRAI

-The Mortuary Assistant

#portal #portal 2 #the stanley parable #i expect you to die #hlvrai #the mortuary assistant #looking for friends #pls be my friend

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haahka · 5 months

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Idol Human Theater: VIXX edition

#not at them harmonizing to baby shark #crying here pls send assistance im too old for this nonsense #vixx #vixx ken #lee jaehwan #kendy #revis

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dsi-os · 7 months

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT THE GOFUNDME!!

AGHGH!! I NEED YOU GUYS TO STOP SHARING IT. I'VE BEEN COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT OF IT (i've lost my phone connections due to lack of payments, as everything has been going to SURVIVAL. and it needs my phone to actually. get INTO it!) HELL. THE INFORMATION THERE ISN'T EVEN CORRECT ANYMORE. WE'VE LOST OUR HOUSE, AND WE ARE CURRENTLY LIVING WITH OUR AUNT!! WE HADN'T EVEN REALIZED WE GOT COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT DUE TO THE ISSUES AT HAND UNTIL. NOW.

HERES WHAT YOU CAN DO INSTEAD!!

DONATE INSTEAD TO: -MY KOFI! (I HAVE FULL ACCESS TO THIS, AND I USE THIS VERY OFTEN.)

-MY PATREON (HONESTLY. I DONT SUGGEST DOING MUCH HERE YET. ITS NOT FULLY SET UP AND I'D FEEL BAD IF I MESSED SOMETHING UP... ITS JUST THERE IN CASE.)

-BUY MY ADOPTABLES! NONE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW, BUT I'LL UPDATE THIS SOON!

-ME DIRECTLY (oh wow- bold move... just dm me for my paypal i guess!)

AND THATS ABOUT IT!! GOT ANY OTHER IDEAS?? JUST LET ME KNOW!!! I JUST NEED YOU GUYS TO STOP SHARING THE THING IM LOCKED OUT OF AGGHH!!!! /NM OFC

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dumpstercryptid · 2 months

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emergency aid request.

this is a survival fund now. i am a disabled, traumatized trans artist of color & i am at the end of my rope. capitalism is gunning for me, for my family, & i can't keep up. i am working, but it's not enough. i need help.

i hate begging. my family really drilled into me that needing help makes me weak (& probably immoral), but i can't do this alone. my family disowned me for being trans. i have no safety net. my disability is only going to worsen. i can't bootstrap myself out of this.

if anyone has questions, i'll do my best to answer them. if there is more info needed i'll provide it. if anyone wants proof of bills or something, i can show that. if you want to commission me, PLEASE contact me!! i AM working. it's just not enough.

thank you in advance for any help, shares, signal boosts, etc. and thank you for help i've received in the past. i'm sorry to keep having to do this.

#disability #mutual aid #donation #donations #boost #signal boost #medical assistance #help #i don't know what else to tag this with #pls help

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ohfucccnaw · 1 month

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Please help if you can.

tw for death of human, death of animal

4 months ago when I came home from therapy, my house had caught fire and I was told my dad whom I’ve cared for the last 5 years and my cat were dead. I am a disabled, non binary person waiting for the necessary test results (April 5th) and documentation to receive disability. I am currently staying with my disabled mother, and both her and I are absolutely depleted money wise. We are in need of groceries, gas for my upcoming medical appointments, and toiletries. Anything helps. Thank you.

P^ypal

C^shapp

V3nmo: @m0th28

#crowdfunding #crowdfund #signal boost #mutual aid #boost #mutual aid fund #please reblog #still in need pls reblog!#financial assistance #financial help

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mittenslikescats · 6 days

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Pixal from Ninjago is not a samurai. She has never been a samurai. Nothing against samurai’s but she’s been an assistant for 9+ years and we all grew up with her being an assistant so why would the writers change her? If the writers want a samurai character then they should just create a new character to be a samurai and not rewrite one of the most iconic characters in Ninjago. Sign this petition here if you think that Pixal should stay an assistant. Once we get enough signatures I will not be messaging the new writers.

#Pls sign the petition #Pixal isn’t a samurai idk why ppl think she is #She’s an assistant and that should be her only purpose #/jjjjj #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #pixal ninjago #Pixal borg #lego Ninjago #Pixal

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rookthorne · 4 months

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it's coming up to my personal favourite event of the year, Hot Bucky Summer, as run by the mods over at @buckybarnesevents!

in order to gear up for the chaos that will ensue (no doubt) from this event within my collections, I have compiled my personal top 10 Bucky collections into a poll. and here is where I will ask for your help — I would like to gather as much information as possible to determine where most of my focus will go.

to be clear, it is very likely that all of my collections will be given love and attention through this event (now that I have confidence to write smut) once I know the prompts, but I am asking who I should prioritise from my favourites. I will also disclose that there are AUs yet to be announced that will be very prominent... 🤭

to refresh memories, I have put below the cut the afforementioned collections! otherwise, the link is hyperlinked above, or easily accessed by the first link in my bio (my navigation).

thank you in advance for your help, my chaos kittens. 💗

— 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬

The 107th motorcycle club has been the protector of their collective hometown for many, many years - shouldering all the bloodshed and loss that came with it. Little did you know, you’d become the President’s own twisted version of an angel on his shoulder; the tips of your angelic wings tinged red by your own demons.

— 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐨𝐯

A pack of wolves looked out for one another, strengthened each other and battled to keep one another safe – it was the natural order of things, the way things worked. Being between the two most dangerous and possessive of them all meant you sat on your throne with pride; just how they wanted it.

— 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲

Like a moth to a flame, you were drawn to them and their irresistible charm – their job, as firemen, was to put out fires and infernos, but you could only hope they’d let the fire they started in the depth of your soul, consume you whole.

— 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐧𝐤

The world of body art and botany had always been beautiful to you; each pencil stroke and each flower petal amounted to a masterpiece of creation. It wasn’t until the day that a chance meeting left you reeling amongst the artful blooms of your store, you wondered if that was what heaven truly felt like.

— 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞

The depths of Hell had lost an asset, all thanks to you - no God could save you from his sights, or his clutches. Being consumed by fire was one way to go, you supposed, if it came in the form of one smug, hellish bastard.

— 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬

Life in your small town could not have gotten any better, you had sworn. That was until you started to call a handsome, brooding lumberjack your best friend, and you developed butterflies at any mention of his name, or thought of him. Sure, it was going to be fine, you could do this. What could go wrong?

— 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬

Cars were all the same to you – classics, imports, you name it, they were all the same.

Well, they were, until you were nonetheless forced to visit your local mechanic and saw the man that would pique your interest in not only every single make and model of classic car, but his charming smile; the air of righteous arrogance that flowed from his tattoos, and that damned cheeky glint in his bright eyes.

— 𝐀 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨

Fate had a funny way of working. There you were, in the hospital again, and there was your favourite nurse; tall, broad, devilishly handsome, and not to mention soft, kind, and caring. Your stay, and consequently your life, just got infinitely more interesting.

— 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭

A powerful alpha had locked his sights onto you; a wolf to its prey. On the contrary, you were the fox that showed its belly to a predator – a mutual respect, the only thing keeping the wolf’s fangs from piercing the delicate flesh. You knew playing with his food was something he loved to do, and you would happily be the plaything for your mate.

— 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲

Softness was a trait you unwittingly carried - the wings of a dove taking you higher and higher, elevating you in the eyes of the devil. And that devil did not want to wait any longer. It was time to collect.

#bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes poll #I need the ASSISTANCE PLS #I am an indecisive writer #Lana's rambles #Lana's polls #HBS

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