“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

tiny prince

shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

augh my disabilities

a review from the cispontine end of london bridge, 8th of april 2023

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

Enjoying their fortress. Or, should I say, fert-tress.

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

i'm 58 notes away from that fucken tumbleweed bein my post of all time lmao

is the denver protest still going on? i just saw the post about it and i live in the springs

Yes, and they need supplies + people are very much welcome to join according to their post from 45min ago . they have added to their list of demands for release of students and afaik there are no further updates from the chancellor/etc. please go if you have a chance, and spread this amongst your circles / socials if you cant!!! they should be going strong tomorrow and through the weekend so if you get a chance to stop by tomorrow ! bring a change of clothes for yourselves + loved ones since it is soaking wet and probably will be through the weekend and be safe if you decide to go.

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them

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