10.11.2022

I had a really productive break between classes I spent on writing my thesis. Then I went for a spontanious rendezvous and you know, when you're local and the other person is not you need to be specific with describing the meeting spot...

POV: You just got into One Punch Man and you wanna understand the main dynamic

Luka: [sniffles]

Seele: ...You okay?...

Luka: [sniffles again]

Seele, hesitantly hugs Luka: ...If something's bothering you, you can always...

Luka:: I have a cold.

Seele, lets go immediately: If anyone finds out about that last few seconds, no one will find you ever again.

ok so i did a variation of this over on the sfw genshin main BUT i also wanted to make a filthy version too bc like my brain's been wandering- but anyway.. hear me out 🗣👏🏻

al-haitham coming home and barging into his housemate's room to tell him something or ask about something (etc etc) and accidentally walking in on kaveh absolutely plowing you, like you're both going at it hard until you suddenly hear the door open. (kaveh had assured you he wasn't supposed to be home until much, much later!) and so you're just desperately trying to cover up or hide or something, anything- but kaveh's noticed the way al-haitham looks at you, even if the man himself has no idea yet, so he just keeps going at it, witness be damned. al-haitham makes some offhand remark about how neither of you have any decency, but if he weren't wearing those damned headphone looking contraptions you'd be able to see just how red his ears were.

this is unfortunately how he begins to come to terms with his attraction to you, and unknowingly begins his learnings of the ways of heartache. kaveh pays this no mind, feeling that he's finally got the upper hand on his smart ass, seemingly unshakeable housemate. he's on a mission to make you scream his name, as many times as possible, as loud as possible. at some point, though neither of you hear it, al-haitham just ends up slamming the door on his way out, leaving to go to the library or literally anywhere else.... but not before guiltily rubbing one out. you two provided the perfect background noises he never knew he needed, but more importantly, it was your moans that were driving him insane. how would you sound screaming out his name all night long instead?

so off he goes to busy himself with work, so much work, so much that he ends up taking on extra work just to distract himself from the honeymoon phase you're both in, and the way kaveh just can't seem to stop showing you off in front of him. he can already tell the latter is doing so on purpose, but he refuses to let the blonde get the better of him. you're aware that something is going on, but attribute it to their weird relationship and how they're just always fighting.. though it has been awfully quiet lately, and you're starting to get suspicious. kaveh is quick to assure you that al-haitham is just very busy with work, and he's even quicker to get handsy with you. cuddles while he works on his projects, hands on across your shoulders or thighs at dinner, all the nights you two fuck your stress out before collapsing together in bed.. you're far too entranced by your seemingly sickly sweet lover to see through the haze, but it's always harder to think straight when you're getting your back blown out (or blowing him out-) ..and so, you don't.

and even as al-haitham has time to get himself back together, he can't help but wonder if maybe things would have turned out differently had he been more aware of his own feelings. if he had asked you out first, would that be how the both of you would be now? or had you always only had eyes for kaveh? the questions that used to keep him up at night become mindless chatter as he tries (and fails) to block you both out on the other side of unfortunately thin walls. but life goes on, and so does your relationship, and before you all know it, you're making plans to move in together, to share your lives together, and suddenly al-haitham finally knows what loneliness feels like.. all alone in a house that used to house shenanigans for three. he's not sure if he'll bother looking for a new roommate now that he's been promoted, but sometimes he can't help but wish he could share the news with you both, and how he misses your antics and smile and.... he belatedly begins to realize he misses kaveh too. in which a new set of questions unlocks thoughts he'd never even considered... had he harbored feelings for you all this time, or was he instead projecting because he was jealous... and falling in love with his own roommate all this time?

I knew Alastor was gonna grow to be the dad figure, it's a given with mentors... but... HAVING A DUET WITH THE BIOLOGICAL DEPRESSED FATHER THAT ACTUALY WANTS TO RECONECT/CONECT AS A CUSTODY BATTLE WAS NOT ON THE BINGO LIST HOLD ON-

!! MALLEUS PLATINUM JACKET GROOVY SPOILERS !!

YES HE LOOKS SO GODDAMN EVIL

his early timeline hair is so fun to draw but at what cost (Melancholy is increasing)

bonus doodle under the cut:

I miss them (they died in the canon media)

i love the haitanis with every fiber of my being but oh my god its soooooo funny how they were introduced as this bloodthirsty duo who were extremely strong and skilled and then proceeded to lose every single fight they've been in while acting like huge dorks

good night to everybody but especially the couple who sat next to me during tonight's showing of Spiderverse, where the guy spent the latter half of the movie trying to initiate a makeout session while the girl kept ignoring his advances due to being preoccupied by the spectacular celebration of animation and art happening in front of her eyes

So I know Penguin was probably just making a crack and didn't actually think Batgirl was Batman's little sister, but tbh it could potentially be a good secret identity diversion for both of them if they played into that assumption. Let everyone think Batman's got a kid sister he's finally decided to let tag along on missions, and then pretty much nobody would be looking at Bruce Wayne and Barbara Gordon as potential suspects, since neither one has any siblings.

What Asagiri did to Fyodor's character in the last chapter exceeded my insanely low expectations – it went even LOWER.

ok so i just rewatched meet the robinson's because tbh i only watched it once and i was 5

TELL ME WHY IM SOBBING HE WAS WITH HIS FAMILY THE WHOLE TIME AND HE DIDNT KNOW AND HE STILL LOVED THEM ENOUGH AND THEY LOVED HIM ENOUGH TO WANT TO BE FAMILY BUT THEY ALREADY WERE AND IM LOSING IT RN MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD I WAS CRYING FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF THAT MOVIE

Imagine

Imagine pre-T Croco who's very "I'm a man despite my appearance suggesting otherwise and if you misgender me I will eviscerate you where you stand no shut up Ivankov I don't want your stupid hormone shot"

Then one day he starts feeling strong cramps and he's so confused until they tell him he's in fucking labor turns out he's had a completely asymptomatic pregnancy and he's FUCKING PISSED spends the entire birth yelling all sorts of shit at Dragon (who in all fairness stays by his side throughout the whole process despite the multiple death threats sent his way) and once the baby's born Croco bails so fast it gives Dragon whiplash

The first thing Croco does afterwards is beg Iva to transition him because NEVER AGAIN

alright, taking bets on who is holding the flashlight at the end of Ep8

I've got my money on two candidates:

either the one person who was in the Biddle house that we haven't heard from, and who was sold as a villain from the start.

or the one person who willingly walked into the Biddle house but whose plans got massively derailed by Harold's sudden appearance.

it's either Allison, the ex-girlfriend, or Nathan Bratt himself.

If I'm wrong, then Disney needs new writers.

Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...