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behind the mythicality: sonic vs. wienerschnitzel - 2/21/24
#parking lot pickle energy#cute shit#rhett staring at link again#fruits and vegetables#softness#growth#.png
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Savvy Day Care
***THIS HAS NOT BEEN THROUGH A TYPICAL EDITING PROCESS; ALL SHORTS ARE ROUGH DRAFTS***
Sav sat in the driver seat of their shared brand-new Mercedes Benz sprinter passenger van going over his checklist to make sure he had all of his nieces. They had so many children and counting, a regular little mini-van wouldn’t do—like on ballet and gymnastics days that they all had together or when Jacob did field trips with them. Minus the boys who rarely made any fuss, all nine girls were very specific at times and some didn’t like sharing seat belts or their personal space if they weren’t in the best mood, so they invested in a sprinter and it’d been smooth sailing since.
“Melody, she so pretty make my heart all fluttery.”
“Here,” she cheerfully replied to her uncle. She didn’t always get to spend a lot of time with her father’s side of the family so being in the presence of her uncle and cousins made her happy.
“Delightful Damaris, she gon’ be a stunnin’ runway model in Paris.”
“Here!”
“Pretty Poppy, all these hoes gon’ wanna copy.”
“Here me go, Uncle Sav!”
“Savannah my precious banana,” Sav called then looked in the mirror and she raised her hand, still not able to verbally communicate much but they were working on it day by day. They mostly depended on sign language. He and Chi were just thankful she was able to walk on her own now without assistance. “Queen Day B, my G!”
“Here daddy!” she giggled.
“Aubree my gorgeous lil cup of tea.”
“Here,” she blushed.
“Ivory, my cute honeybee.”
“I’m right here,” she replied bashfully.
They loved their pet names given by Uncle Sav.
“Lovely Loire, even though you mean you the one I’ll always adore.”
“Hmph!” she folded her arms with a scowl. The last thing she wanted to do was be in a leotard, tights, ballet shoes and a slick back bun. She looked just like a little Lake with an attitude.
“Ion know what hmph mean lil girl.”
“Me here!” Loire pouted, attitude on a hundred.
“You gon’ be flung over the bushes you keep actin’ up,” Sav threatened and she poked her lip out, and started crying into her sister’s arm. “My beautiful River gon’ always have my back and deliver…slaps! To ya muhfuckin’ dome on behalf of her uncle!”
“Here, Uncle Savy,” she laughed. “You make my sister cry,” River put her arm around Loire.
“She made her lil bad ass self cry. Loire cut it out before I get Sugar Sprinkle Pickle,” he referred to their dog that Lake let them name and she straightened up real quick. For some reason she was afraid of that little ass chihuahua. “Ard, everybody got their seatbelts on?”
“Yes!” they all responded at the same time, Savannah nodding her head up and down.
“Do anybody gotta go number one or two before I pull off?”
“Nooo!”
“Goin’ once, goin’ twice, and we out!”
Jacob was on vacation for a week so what he’d usually tend to with their children was split between Sav, Lake, and Dem. Vant declined to help, wanting to use all of his free time from the kids trying to give Ivy another baby which she refused.
They had so many kids that keeping them active was necessary. They had tons of energy which needed to be channeled in something productive other than fighting with one another. Leave them in the house for too long, barrettes were flying, hair was being pulled and nothing but crying and screaming filled the air.
Once they arrived at the studio, Sav parked and got out making all of the girls hold hands as they crossed the lot. They basically had private lessons seeing as their group made up one class.
“Good afternoon!” their teacher, Ms. Farrah smiled as each of her tiny ballerinas marched into the studio. While the class went on Sav sat to the side taking pictures and videos, sending them in the group chat.
Avery: Fix Loire bow, she get on my nerves with that lil ass attitude!
Ivy: Why is Aubree actin’ like we don’t practice the pliè at home? Ooh that girl!
Vant: Fuck off my daughter bro
Ivy: STFU!
Avery: Nobody is talking about Damaris eatin’ everybody up though
Chi: Straight running circles around them! Show them how it’s done Maris!
Sav: My Banana is the best one
Chi: And she is!
Avery: She is doing so good, I’m so proud of her
Ivy: Me too.
Vant: Love Banny and all but I’m not bouta sit here and lie Ivory killin’ all them!
Avery: LIES! It’s Damaris, River, THEN my pookie poo Ivory
Ivy: Avery don’t make me kick your ass.
Avery: Facts are facts!
Lake: Can y’all all shut the fuck up?
Chi: Husband! Why you gotta be so mean?
Avery: Chi.
Ivy: CTFU!
Sav: I’m mutin’ y’all dickheads now
Chi: You better not nigga!
Ivy: Whose making dinner tonight?
Avery: Not me! I’m tired and my back is hurting
Chi: I can’t cook
Lake: That’s why you need to sit the fuck down somewhere
Avery: Do you see how you talk to me?😭
Ivy: Omg! Avery go away, you wasn’t complaining how he talk to you or crying when you laid up and got your ass pregnant again! He said sit down somewhere so SAT DOWN!
Chi: Husband I woulda been sittin’
Sav: Chi get your fuckin’ head knocked off
Vant: At least she lay down and get pregnant, some people act like it’s gon’ ruin their fuckin’ life to have another baby.
Ivy: Vant do not start! You are not the one that has to PHYSICALLY go through a pregnancy!
Vant: If I could carry my own fuckin’ babies I would!
Sav: This nigga gay
Wreck: Gay asf
Vant: 🖕🏾
Pav: The girls are so cute! I wish I had a daughter to do ballet
Sav: You late
Pav: We were all napping
Chi: You always sleep, let me find out you lettin’ Daly do you like Lake
Daly: 🍆
Ivy: Okayyyyyyyyyyy! Get it get it!
Vant: Ivy. Relax my nigga.
Avery: I swear this is the last one. I can’t do this anymore. We’re gonna have to use condoms.
Lake: Yea ok
Ivy: TMI
Chi: I would never make big daddy—nevermind
Sav: Wait till I get home. Ima put a dent right in your fuckin’ forehead.
Avery: LMAOOOOO! Big daddy that bitch!
Chi: 🖕🏾
Dem: I’m not reading all that shit
Ivy: Heyyy bookie
Dem: Hey
Avery: LMAO! Dem did you eat?
Dem: No
Avery: You want me to cook you some food?
Sav: But you just said you was tired and your back was hurtin but now that Dem ain’t ate shit you got the energy
Avery: Hater much?
Vant: I’ll cook
Wreck: Then I’m stayin home
Daly: Me too
Lake: I’m not eatin’ nothin Vant cook
Pav: I will cook. Geez. Everybody be here by 8
Vant: Ayeee!
Wreck: I’ll be over there
Sav: You cook better than Avery anyway
Avery: 🖕🏾
Sav: Ard the class is over. I’m takin all they asses to my house for a minute.
Chi: Lord. Let me put up all my good shit
Ivy: Don’t do that to them lmao
Chi: You know they bad as shit!
Sav: No, THEY kids is bad as shit. My babies is good.
Dem: And mine
Avery: So what tf are y’all saying?
Ivy: Exactly!
Wreck: Lake and Vant got some bad ass kids.
Lake: Ok
Daly: Now I need to put up all our good shit
Ivy: Vant?
Vant: Man…Ion feel like fightin’ and our kids is bad as shit
Ivy: Wow.
Sav: Bye dickheads!
Putting the phone in his pocket, Sav gathered his tribe of little ladies. They all walked to the van hand in hand talking over one another.
“Loire, you feel better?”
“Yes!” she answered her uncle now all smile. Sometimes it took his niece a minute to warm up.
“Good…who wanna go bother auntie Chi?”
“Meeeeee!” they all raised their hands at the same time.
“She’s my mommy,” Sav heard Day say.
“And she’s my auntie,” Aubree sassed.
“Don’t be mean to me.”
“Talk to the hand!”
“Daddy!” Day shouted. “She put her hand in my face,” she whined.
“Aubree chill out.”
“I’m tellin’ my daddy on you!” Aubree asserted.
“And what he supposed to do?”
“Beat chu up.”
“Your daddy can’t beat my daddy,” River added twisted her neck.
“I bet he can!”
“No he can’t!
“Ard,” Sav laughed. “Y’all chill, it ain’t that deep.”
“But Uncle Savy, she—”
“It’s ard River,” Sav turned to her giving her a look. “We know the real.”
River nodded then rolled her eyes at Aubree. “My daddy still can whoop uncle Vant, I seen him do it,” she whispered just having to get the last word.
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🛒blupped jeans!
“So we’re, you know, two grown adult scientists,” Barry says, staring into the refrigerator. He could easily make a list of the things that are inside. It would not be a long list. “You’re even a really good cook.”
“Ya-huh,” Lup says, not looking up from the delicate Jenga-fication of the shit making their dining room table unusable. They’ve had three living room floor picnics in a row. Honestly it’s been nice to have dinner with her so…consecutively. “What’s the flattery for?” She slips with one of their bills, and the whole tower comes down, squashing a brown bag that might or might not have some kind of specimen in it. “Balls.”
“Not balls, no, not that I’m opposed,” Barry says thoughtfully, squatting, like maybe his perspective on the empty fridge is the problem.
Itemized list:
Pickles
Mustard
Kimchi that might be super, super expired, like chew through tires expired
Four kinds of energy drinks (should he list those separately? What kind of taxonomy is he working with here?)
One slice of ham
Limp zucchini, singular
The freezer is not much of an improvement:
Freezer burnt Ben and Jerry’s
Frozen meal Lup won’t eat (x4)
Slice of wedding cake (what’s the tradition supposed to be? Barry can’t remember and he’s too afraid to ask)
Shredded cheese
“We could make…ham…chos. Ham nachos. For one.”
“It’s bad, isn’t it?” Lup winces, looking up from her playful disaster mess. “Like, bad bad?”
“Well, we still have… mustard…zucchini…bull. It gives you wings, but you’ll regret it.”
She laughs, and walks over to wraps her arms around his middle. She peers over his shoulder and sighs.
“It’s time, isn’t it?”
He nods gravely.
It’s Saturday, and the grocery store parking lot is packed, and both of them can smell impending doom like a tragedy at the comically large vat of acid factory.
“We can do this,” Lup says.
“Definitely,” Barry agrees. “We’ve got like, 5 degrees between us.”
“Five and three quarters.”
“We even have a list this time. And it doesn’t just say ‘Food’.”
“In and out. Just, just enough for two weeks of meals. We don’t have to feed an army. And we only need a few treats.”
“Minimal, reasonable amount of treats,” Barry echoes.
“We’re hot and smart and in love and this Safe-Way cannot defeat us.”
It’s one hell of a rallying cry, but does Lup immediately take the cart on a joy ride when they get inside? Of course. Does Barry overanalyze the produce to the point of overwhelm? If lottery tickets were that predictable, you could call them billionaires. Do they get three kinds of chips? Well, Barry mentioned nachos. It was unavoidable.
Sure, by the time they get to the checkout, they know they’ve done a disaster problem. And they’re going to hurt for it. But also, they’re winded and red in the face from laughing and kissing between the aisles, and they’ve held hands to the point of the cart crashing into shelves at least three times, and Lup didn’t panic about food security and Barry didn’t wimp out and order pizza for the umpteenth time and they can afford it, and everything is okay. Good, even.
“Every little moment with you is a sweet adventure,” he murmurs, kissing her hand. He’s still holding it tight.
“Gross,” Lup says, after giggling so hard she snorted, red and freckled as a strawberry. “What are you, in love with me or something?”
“Yeah,” Barry says. “Bag our fifteen kinds of chips so we can leave this beastly den of fluorescent lights.”
#blupjeans#blupjeans fic#taz#tazb#taz balance#the adventure zone#the adventure zone balance#fan5fics#thanks!#lup adventure zone#lup adventurezone#lup taaco#barry bluejeans
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The thing! About Parker! Tell me about Parker (which one? Thanks for asking!)
i made this post a while ago where i go off the rails explain my headcanons for each and every parker. however, i do have more! i have also changed some stuff. but go ahead and read both posts so you get the full experience >:)
i really really really really want to draw them in a line up one day.
prime (he/him but does not care): uses a quad cane to get around and he's decorated it with stickers, mostly those barcode stickers that are on fruits. gives incredibly good hugs but might burn you a bit. has a hard time making and keeping friends/romantic partners/platonic partners/etc but once he gets close to someone he gets very clingy
ii (it/he): was an artist, liked graffiti and spray paint. it really enjoyed painting as well and could paint beautiful landscapes and portraits. over time, it learned some magic and would enchant these paintings, to give the viewer extra luck or a feeling of vertigo (or something else entirely)
iii (he/him or se/ser): in the last post, i mentioned that he is dating wyatt mason. they met at wyatt's 17th bday party, which also doubled as a Diplomatic Mission to make blaseball gods and klickball gods not as mad at each other! (for context: wyatt mason is the child of a klickball god). that didn't work very well, but wyatt and iii met and became friends. at the time of meeting wyatt, iii was 18 but he later turned 19 a few months later. wyatt and iii would meet in "secret" (aka they would hang out in los angeles and iii would do ser best to not be spotted). they frequented parks a lot. wyatt would grab a basketball, go "this one's for you!", shoot the ball, and miss. and iii would be endeared every time. they had a qpr that iii kept mostly hidden from the coin. when the grand unslam and wyatt masoning happened, wyatt mason was gone and replaced by NaN, who is kind of a different being? and wyatt mason as we know him became the microphone. iii was pretty messed up after wyatt's death but tried very hard to appear normal. one of ser favorite things to do with wyatt before his death was make tea, sit huddled up to each other, doing different things. like iii would read a book and wyatt would play geometry dash.
iiii (he/they): universal friend. was really excited for christmas when he died. they liked all typical fair foods; pickles, corn dogs, funnel cakes, etc. they loved going to farmer's markets.
iiiii (any, primarily he/she/they but doesn't mind neos): my poor little meow meow......... i think he liked beyblade some. never really got into it but did impulse buy a bey once. i think he definitely liked neopets. had a blumaroo. she had trouble with food textures and would avoid eating sometimes, and eventually started getting or making smoothies. has the same energy as a possessed kid in a horror movie but that's just because she is putting on an act! they're actually really sweet and softspoken
iiiii alt (she/he): vegetarian. has a patterned headband collection. gets reading glasses and wears them on a chain around her neck. likes argyle and floral print (although maybe not together), and usually wears a blouse and floor-length skirt. he put flames on the side of her wheelchair. really really sweet and talkative. also really lonely! she needs a friend :(
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#about me
Tagged by @coping-via-clint-eastwood. (Fun! Thank you!)
1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
Miss (Ms.) Scarlet or Mrs. (Ms.) Peacock (depending on whether a red or blue dress is fitting best), with the candlestick (candlestick as prop), in the library (book as prop). (If the party’s really dull, the second prop comes in handy!
2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?
Charcoal would be great if available. I don’t eat red meat, so it will have to be a chicken/turkey burger, a fish burger, or a veggie burger. Ideal burger toppings may include: cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, red onion, pickles, sautéed mushrooms, aioli, French’s mustard, relish.
3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?
What’s next?
4. It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
Trying to work up the energy to do whatever I planned to be doing.
5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
Junior Mints or Glosette raisins.
6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?
Ads.
7. What do you think Captain Hook's name was before he had a hook for a hand?
James.
8. Rock, paper, or scissors?
Scissors?
9. How long was it from ‘the first date’ until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?
This is Tumblr, so I’m just going to move straight to applying this to the fandom context. In that case, it was roughly a decade for our two lovely science nerds. 🐝🦋💕
10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
Too loud.
11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?
Kindness. (Agreed.)
I will also second @figsr’s answer: understanding.
12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?
Maybe gum balls? Or I could go for a jaw breaker.
13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?
Probably the mountains, though they’re not technically in the city. As part of the city itself, there’s a very large park with a lot of trees and a lot of water around it. It’s very nice.
14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?
General business affairs? Golf maybe? My parents discussing mulch over Mother’s Day tea?
15. How many times did it take you to pass your driver's test?
One.
16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
Hot fudge, baby.
17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?
On the one hand, cheese. But, on the other hand, cheese is often how I convince myself to eat healthy foods…. (Salad? Add cheese! Roasted veggies? Add cheese!)
18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?
I hate risk and I’ve been given no odds, so right now I’m sticking with what I’ve got. (“Hey, maybe this envelope has more” does not sound very promising.)
19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: TV, or internet?
Assuming my devices can still access streaming, iTunes, etc., then definitely I would give up my TV.
20. Who is your dream girl or boy from movies/TV?
First things first: I really love love. I would say I’m a romantic; F. Scott—if he were alive and we were personally acquainted—would say I’m sentimental, because I always want happy endings.
So I love Gil Grissom, but I love him for Sara Sidle. I love both characters individually, but I love their love story (their love for each other) more. Similarly, I love Josh Lyman for Donna Moss, Logan Echolls for Veronica Mars (though, four years later, I’m still not ready to talk about that one), Ben Wyatt for Leslie Knope, Seth Cohen for Summer Roberts, and so on.
I think one of the only characters I’ve ever loved really primarily for myself has been Dr. John Carter (although I also liked him with Lucy 😭). I’m also fond of Dr. Spencer Reid. Oh, and… uh… I would totally go for some conjugal visits with Jakes Bridges. 🔥🔥🔥
Mostly, though, if I’m looking to daydream for myself, I will come up with an OC who fits into my own life and shares attributes with various characters (and/or people) I like.
Of course, these days I am pretty much exclusively using Sara and Grissom as my personal imaginary Barbies, so I can push their heads together and actually make them KISS (as well as undertake other activities involving various states of undress), ffs. 💕
21. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I got my picture taken with my celebrity husband (local professional sports hero) at a restaurant once and got an autograph from him and some other players another time. (I’ve had the same celebrity husband since the ‘90s. He is currently participating in an awareness campaign on intimate partner violence, likely cementing this as a lifelong commitment. Honestly there’s nothing sexier to me than a hot man speaking in support of women’s rights.)
As for celebrities people elsewhere might know… I didn’t meet him, but Robert de Niro (he of just becoming a dad again at the age of 79 fame) kind of looked over at me and my mom when he walked past us in an otherwise empty inner courtyard in his NYC hotel. Also, I again didn’t meet him, but my mom talked to Matt Bomer in NYC when he was filming Suits and brought me a note from him. Oh, plus I once rode a hotel elevator with Scott Speedman and his dog. I ate dinner on a patio near Sara Chalke. I once saw Robert Carlyle in the grocery-store checkout, and I’m convinced I walked past Jason Lee in a clothing store. I was on a plane from NYC with Ally Sheedy. But actually met? I don’t really think so.
22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?
My Little Pony, I think (I hope!). (I’m talking good, ‘80s Ponies here.) Maybe Care Bears? I’m certain it was pink. 🦄🦄🦄
If you feel inclined to participate, please consider yourself tagged!
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You know what, fuck you. Here's some Akatsukishipping headcanons.
This is more based on the games and some manga canon.
tw age gap ship
- After team galactic disbands, Cyrus and Dawn talk about the battle at mount coronet. This is not too long after; Cyrus is still recovering from his injuries. He's become, essentially, Cynthia's responsibility. A long conversation in a hospital room with a window facing the mountain. Cyrus is distant and visibly troubled, but trying to get him to talk was like talking to a brick wall.
- It takes Cyrus months to open up to Dawn. He's used to shoving away emotions; attachment is a weakness. Dawn recognizes this comes from childhood and remains patient, while Cynthia is content to let him wallow in emptiness. He had a particular, strange fondness for the girl despite doing everything in his power to push her away.
- Dawn doesn't know why she spends so much energy for Cyrus, when he doesn't show any signs of enjoying her company. She has a feeling during their conversations, though, that he's holding back. There's another side to him that's been battered and locked away for decades.
- Lots of their time spent together in the beginning was spent in silence, or Dawn trying to get the dispondent man to respond to something. She goes on and on about Pokemon, the weather, dancing, and everything on her mind. She enjoys having someone to talk to who isn't keen on criticizing. Their connection starts small, Cyrus bringing up his views on the world, sharing glimpses into memories and desires and dreams. At first, he feels uncomfortable and alien doing this. Talking to someone, sharing his emotions, giving up control of himself. What he gets in return is enticing: affection and understanding from Dawn. He's never had someone care for him like this.
- Dawn shows him a side of the world he's never known. Cyrus had a habit of alienating himself so intensely that people thought he just liked to be alone. She would go with him to libraries, battle cafes, movie theaters, all the places that Cyrus had considered frivolous and beneath him. Dawn shows him joy in little things and engages him socially (think "ERM HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES"while he's like 🤕)
- Cyrus' pokemon ADORE Dawn, much to his chagrin. Dawn loves pokemon, and insists that Cyrus take them out of their pokeballs and spend quality time with them. In the park, making poffins, swimming together, etc. She's even convinced him to compete in a pokemon beauty show with his Crobat once. I think he'd wear a stupid little outfit picked out by her.
- Over those few months they spend more intimate moments talking together and sharing their troubles under the stars. Those conversations are fleeting and far between. The more time they spend together, the more their feelings grow. Cyrus has an "oh shit I hate feelings, actually!" moment and gets distressed.
- He grows desperate one evening and stops referring to her by name. He tries pushing her away with verbal aggression but Dawn sees through it. Once again she shows him tenderness that makes his resolve buckle. He opens up about this internal battle against emotions, his feeling inadequate, etc. In turn, Dawn opens up about her social insecurities and troubles with her parents. They're both neurodivergent in different ways and they both feel alienated from everyone else. This is a turning point in their relationship.
- As Cyrus' personality emerges, Dawn begins to fall for the person that's been hidden away inside of him. He shows little gestures of kindness that caught her off guard, inviting her to read with him, doing her hair, making her favorite foods, etc. These were things a year ago he would never have dreamed doing for anyone. He starts choosing to be close to her, making decisions about where to go, slowly softening his wall of indifference.
- Dawn finds herself daydreaming about him, and these feelings are confusing. He's older, and she hated him not too long ago. She writes about it in her diary and decides to just, ignore it if she can. However, when they spend time together it's tough to ignore. Her heart flutters when she makes eye contact, and she's started wanting to be closer and closer. She grapples with these feelings and eventually confides in Barry, who is disapproving and a bit disturbed.
- The way Cyrus views her is almost reverent. Dawn has become more than just his friend, but his symbol of hope and vision of beauty. He goes from "I don't care if you live or die" to "if anything happens to you I'd kill everyone and then myself." When he realizes he feels more than just platonic love, he feels disgusted and guilty. His first crush in 20 years is a teenage girl. He shoves his feelings for Dawn away, terrified of hurting her or what she might think of him. After all, where would he be now without her?
- They have this awkward phase of mutual pining and awkwardness. The energy changed when they would hang out. In the movies, they'd either avoid eye contact or linger on it too long. When they'd eat together, Dawn would sit closer to him and he would get flustered. They would make each other increasingly heartfelt gifts: Dawn is an amateur artist and she draws him pictures. Cyrus has gotten into photography, and he takes pictures of funny shaped clouds for her.
- Because of the age gap they both don't discuss these feelings. But in the spur of the moment during one of their stargazing sessions I bet Dawn would initiate the first kiss. They both go red and stare at each other like 😳 did that really just happen? They both smile and it's an immediate relief that the other feels the same way.
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aaa event time! take ur time ofc this event looks so cute thought I’m very excited!!
So! If I could do an obey me matchup that would be awesome 😊
my name is Victor (or Vic idm) (they/he)
A few things I like: music (I play a bunch of stuff too I’m a musician lol) classical literature, fantasy novels/stories, writing, learning in general? I just like to know things if that makes sense. If I don’t know anything about a topic that’s vaguely interesting I’ll usually read up on a little bit. Also my stuffed animals and my dogs
Dislikes: new foods (ew bad texture), awkward silences, mumbling (can’t understand it lol) and people not being up front/honest. I just prefer to know if something is wrong or not yk
dream date: something that feels kinda intimate? I like a lot of things but it has to include quality time somehow. I’d love to go to an amusement park with my s/o or have a movie night and cook dinner at home. It’s mostly about the time spent together not what we’re doing if that makes any difference. I’d love to visit a bookstore or go to a concert w someone though hmm
extra info: I prefer guys (which doesn’t matter as much cause this is obey me lol sorry thirteen). and I won’t go into detail but I do have some issues like anxiety and stuff like that. I have what I nickname high & low energy days and I just need someone that can work with that lol
I’ll send another ask with a picture of me 😊 tysm this event is very cool!
The Man Of Your Dreams Is . . .
Beelzebub
I can see perfectly now. You and Beel would compliment each other so well. Anything you need he can provide and anything he needs you can give.
Your first date was a stay at home date. You both agreed to cook food together, and just hang out. But this is Beel we’re talking about and he definitely ate everything you needed to cook a proper meal, and so it was more of a snacking and hanging out date.
Beel loves to support you in everything you do. He’s your #1 fan is there supporting you through everything.
If you go out to a restaurant or something and there’s something you don’t wanna eat, weather it came with the food you do want or whatever, he’ll take it from you. No food goes to waste with him, and hes never gonna make you eat something you don’t want to so he’ll just take it for himself.
Beel is the best for someone who has low energy days and high energy days. Beel is always ready to go if that’s what you want, but he is also just as happy to hang out and chill if you’re not feeling up to doing a bunch.
He’ll comfort you if you’re not feeling great on your low energy days and on your high energy days he’s prepared to go just as fast as you feel like going to do what you want.
You know the “he asked for no pickle” meme? That’s you and Beel. Beel is much sweeter about it than that meme normally suggests, but if you’re feeling too anxious about something he’ll be the first to go deal with it for you.
Beel will always be honest with you. If he has something to say he’ll say it, there’s no beating around the bush or lying, he wants to tell the truth and make sure you know everything that’s going on.
Beel likes to hold you. He likes it best when you’re in his arms. Weather that’s him spooning you or you sitting in his lap, he doesn’t care. He just wants to hold you close to him.
“Vic!” Beel said excitedly.
The smile on his face was infectious as always and made the other smile brightly. Beel wraped his arms around Victor pulling them as close as he could and holding him tightly.
Vic laughed and the demons actions but held on just as tightly. The day was shaping up to be a good one and the two lovers were prepared to spend as much time with each other as they could. Wanting nothing more than to be in the other company for as long as they could be.
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Pickles and Zurk lived in the Canner family nomad van until they were able to afford an apartment in Night City. They would take turns on watch while the other slept because no matter where they parked, the van itself brought trouble from folks looking for a quick and easy target.
Pickles hasn't killed anyone. Sure she's shot people, but she never dealt the killing blow. And on solo jobs, Pickles uses non lethal cyberware and electrified blunt weapons to do the work.
Zurk, age 24, is 6’4” and weighs somewhere around 270 lbs. He is built like a brick house, I'd say he's the perfect candidate for being a strongman. He doesn’t have much in the way of cyberware (as of now). Despite being a large, physically intimidating man, Zurk has a very easy demeanor and overall energy. He has shoulder length dark hair that often covers his hazel eyes.
Zurk works as an apprentice ripper doc under a man named Sherman Hopps, a higher end ripper with expensive equipment. He isn’t in the business of training people, but made an exception for Zurk.
Zurk has killed a lot of people, taking it upon himself to protect Pickles from harm. He managed to impress Sherman during one such situation.
Pickles has a ferret named Bongos. She clipped Bongos from one of the few pet stores in Georgia about a year before they got to Night City.
Pickles and Zurk live in Megabuilding H6, located in Arroyo, found in the Santa Domingo district. Their apartment is a two bedroom, one bath that they split rent on. It's manageable. Pickles sleeps in a hammock in her window alcove, though there are enough pillows under the bed covers that it appears to be occupied.
Pickles and Zurk saved up and bought one of the little zoomy two person cars that I can't remember the name of right now. Pickles' is the primary driver, since Zurk's knees hit the steering wheel. He plays gunner from the passenger seat.
#hard wired; cyberpunk 2077#what a strange creature; about#//MMM#//Expect more of these#//Sorry not sorry#//I'm making my house adhd friendly uwu
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[ID: a grey mountain bike with green and blue decals sitting in a residential corridor on brown low-pile carpet. ID end.]
Hey yeah so with petrol being the most expensive it's fucking ever been (in spite of the record-shattering profits that every single oil company in the world made in the past year), I've finally made the decision to ditch my car for my bike in most cases.
I get that this isn't a viable option for everyone, and I'm not advocating it as a course of action, but there are a few other people I know of who are also doing this. So, for those of you who are also considering using your bike to run errands now, let's talk about a few basics. You know, stuff that may not necessarily occur to people who have been cycling recreationally for the past however long time and are looking to transition into city-biking. (Notice: this is a long post.)
First, you've got to have a helmet. If you've just been cycling around the park and whatnot, you might have decided that you didn't need a helmet. Well... now you do. You're gonna be riding with cars, way too closely for comfort, and a helmet will save your life in a collision with a car. You might break your arm or your leg, but you won't crack your skull or damage your brain. I don't care if you put it on, look in a mirror, and balk at how cringey you look. I also don't care if your state doesn't have a bike helmet law. You better be wearing that helmet if I see you out there or I'm gonna yell at you.
Next, you need a backpack. Something pretty sturdy with adjustable straps and good carrying capacity. You don't need one of those flippin' great randonneering backpacks with a buckle around your chest, just a plain old 14-dollar Jansport will do the job fine. The main compartment is where you're going to put your quest items (gallon of milk, sack of cat litter, letters to post, that sort of thing). The secondary compartments are for your inventory. If you have bike tools, put those in. I like to put my Allen key kit, tyre pump, and spare inner-tube in the front pouch, and food in the pouch behind it. You can keep bottled water in your side-pockets, sure, but most all-in-one bike kits come with a bottle cage that you can attach to the frame of your bike. Some even come with a reusable water bottle (one of those jobs that's made of sturdier, dishware-grade plastic that you can open with your teeth).
If you need greater cargo capacity than a backpack can provide, you might want to invest in a cargo rack. They fit onto the rear wheel struts and the frame or saddle post and only cost about $20 US.
I briefly mentioned food and water before. If you're going to be running all about town on your bike, you're gonna get tired, and food for a cyclist is the same as petrol for a car. It gets burned for energy. That means, lots of protein, carbohydrates, and electrolytes. There are bike-specific energy bars that you can get, or you can piecemeal it out (unintentional pun) with dried fruit, jerky, pickles, nuts, or whatever. Water is water. I mean, you've got to have at least this to rehydrate yourself, right? Don't concern yourself with sport-drinks to start out with, just plain water will be good enough.
Next, lights and reflectors. Most bikes sold on shop floors in the United States will come with reflectors already attached, but some states require more than just reflectors. In Nebraska anyway, you're required to have a headlamp and a taillamp. The headlamp is less for your ability to see the road than it is for other people to see you; the same with the taillamp. Usually taillamps have to be red and headlamps have to be white. In general, try not to need to ride your bike at night, just for practicality. Motorists already don't care about anyone but themselves so...
Talking of motorists-- you may be asking, “what sort of roads am I allowed to ride my bike on?” The legal nuances are different basically everywhere, but most municipalities let you ride on “low-traffic” roadways (i.e. 1- to 2-lanes), pedestrian walkways, and of course designated bike trails. It’s straight up illegal (and not a good idea anyway) to ride on the motorway/Interstate. Low-speed highways in the US are probably okay as well, but check on your individual state’s cycling laws.
Finally, in this already lengthy list of basics, bike security. Those horseshoe-shaped bike locks aren't worth their weight in bird droppings. You can't secure the whole bike with it, just the frame, leaving the wheels open for theft. Also, a regular link chain and padlock might be cheap, but so are bolt-cutters. Your best bet for bike security is one of those braided steel core bike locks with the plastic coating. I mean, it’s not like you can’t cut through braided steel, but it takes longer and, for every one person using one, there are two people who haven’t locked their bikes up at all. You have to-- you HAVE to lock the frame to the wheels. Both wheels. If this means you need a second bike lock, then you need a second bike lock. Be sure to lock your bike to itself AND to whatever sturdy object you’re leaving it on.
Always secure the bike to something before you leave it anywhere! Bike racks are ideal, but there are fewer of those in this motorised society of ours than is convenient. If there's no bike rack about, lock your bike to a tree, a lamppost, a street sign, anything that's stuck into the ground. Just make sure it's tall enough that someone in a truck can't just drive by and lift the bike up and off and into the truck bed. If you're really, really paranoid, you could even take your saddle off, but that shouldn't be necessary.
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QIXIAOTEAMIN. - UNDER CONSTRUCTION by claus
info. / visage.
blog entries. / face-to-face tag.
answered. / rp memes.
aesthetic. / musings.
direction to rules below... ⤵️
hi! my name is claus, i’m 22, and my pronouns are he/him.
LETS GOOOO MONKIE KID S4!!!! i haven't finished the latest season yet, but once all 10 episodes are fan-subbed, i'll incorporate them into blog canon. yahoo!
this blog is primarily an IC-run blog, meaning posts are made as though the character has a blog. i’m also open for face-to-face interactions through memes, DMs, or threads, though!
Rule One
i’m not terribly selective, so even if we’re not mutuals, you’re more than welcome to send in ask memes and turn them into threads! any starter calls however are reserved for my mutuals.
Rule Two
please be patient! i’m super slow and usually post my replies in bursts. i try to be as descriptive as i can, and i do my best to get to replies when i have the energy; most of the time it isn’t intentional when i leave threads untugged so to speak. i got a lot going on. that being said, it doesn't matter how long ago i rb'd an rp meme. if you see it, send it in!
Rule Three
i don’t mind if you use icons or cool formatting! i do pretty much the same thing, so if i can read it, i will rp with you. i'll be capping icons myself in due time. ILL DO MY BEST...
Rule Four
i feel like it goes without saying, but no sexual nsfw. sure, my interpretation based on word of god in the show staff places mei and mk at 23, but they were also designed to be interpreted as any age, so it's just kinda weird. jokes are allowed, but those will be tagged accordingly.
as for romantic shipping, definitely not with mei/long xiaojiao or familial/mentor figures like pigsy, tang, sun wukong, and the six-eared macaque. i work based off chemistry, age range, and communication here for any others, and that's not just for romance - even platonic relationships, too!
Rule Five
i’m cool with crossover rps, and while i’ve limited it to fandoms i’m familiar with in the past, i’ve actually followed fandoms i don’t know a lot about. basically, if you have a detailed bio about your muse i’ll gladly follow back! that being said, i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, ava’s demon, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely won’t tolerate include: vivzie pop's works, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.
i only make exceptions for any of these if i know the other mun well enough to trust their interpretation.
Rule Six
while i only need graphic bird death tagged, if you like and/or post about anything related to pedophilia, incest, selfcest, dubcon/noncon, bigotry, demonization of mental illness (especially psychosis/did), i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.
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eTown Jacksonville + Menlo Apartments | New Construction Jacksonville FL
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Looking for an energy-efficient neighborhood in Jacksonville to build your new home? Well don't go anywhere because I'm going to tell you why eTown is quickly becoming one of Jacksonville's most desirable neighborhoods to build in. Hi, I'm Sarah Schwartz, a local realtor in Jacksonville, Florida and your newest eTown Certified Agent!
eTown is conveniently located just southwest of I-295 off of 9B. This central location puts the community not far from everything Jacksonville has to offer. 20 minutes to the beach or downtown, 10 minutes from the city's largest shopping center and only 30 minutes to St. Augustine. It's one of the newest communities in Jacksonville that has everyone talking. It has something for everyone, from apartments to villas or townhomes, a Del Webb 55+ community and of course single-family homes of all sizes. The letter "e" in eTown stands for ease of living, eco-friendly and electric golf cart friendly with their 16 ft wide golf path leading straight to the amenity center. eTown is built around the belief that convenience, community, smart home technology and sustainability enhance the modern way of life. With that being said, they have an amazing 5 acre amenity center named Recharge. Recharge features a rooftop patio lounge, a high-tech fitness center, an outdoor yoga lawn, a resort style pool with three lap lanes, a kids playground and gathering spaces. Or, for your furry friends, Recharge also has a really great dog park with separate areas for small dogs and for big dogs.
Within eTown there are seven main neighborhoods. Six of which are named after famous inventors! Kettering, which features Providence and David Weekley Homes; Newton and Edison by Toll Brothers; Nobel and Marconi by David Weekley and ICI homes; then they have Del Webb by Pulte Homes and Menlo Luxury Apartments.
Scurrr, please pardon us for this brief interruption but I can't resist. The Menlo Apartments are quite stunning! They start with one bedroom and go up to three ranging from 678 to over 1300 square feet of modern living space. The Menlo Apartments come with smart home technology such as keyless entry, Wi-Fi thermostat and even remote controlled kitchen lighting. The Menlo Apartment Community has its own swimming pool with poolside cabanas, a billiards room, a 24-hour fitness club with HIIT or high intensity interval training equipment, a grand clubhouse with a coffee bar, I mean who doesn't love that, outdoor summer kitchens with gas grilles, several cozy fire pits, a half court basketball court and even a bark park with an indoor dog spa for cleaning them. Keeping with the efficiency theme of eTown, Menlo Apartments also features an electric car charging station and a bicycle exchange program. There are a number of outdoor lounge spaces including comfy couches, dining tables and even a projector screen, all within the grounds of Menlo Apartments!
Okay, now back to our regularly scheduled program. The total eTown community is 1,500 acres. That includes 1,900 residences. 500 of those will be within the 55 and up gated Del Webb community, which is pretty much a community within a community. They don't have access to the larger Recharge amenity center but they do have their own center including a 10,000 sq ft clubhouse which is projected to be finished in the Spring of 2022. It includes a large pool, gym, tennis courts, pickle-ball and bocce ball. eTown is only going to have 1,400 residences, while the rest of the land will be a mixture of businesses, shopping, a Publix grocery store, a local fire station, a baptist health medical center and plenty of natural preserve. In fact, 50% of the neighborhood, or 750 acres, is going to stay natural green space conservation!
They really put a lot of thought into this community and there are going to be a lot of trees and land that separate each neighborhood within eTown. There are so many events happening within eTown, it really gives the chance for everyone to get to know each other and to enjoy the community from within. The community releases an event sheet every month which has activities from Movie Night to Food Truck Friday to Wind Down Wednesday. Food trucks, wine.. sign me up! As a new construction buyer it is so important for you to have representation with you on your very first visit. Remember, site agents represent the builder, not you. Check out my video here on why it's so important to have a realtor with you when buying new construction. If you're interested; if you're interested; if you're interested; if you're interested; if you're interested - Take 27! If you're interested in learning more about living in eTown, contact me at (904) 207-1209 and let's go for a tour! If you liked the video above, be sure to Subscribe and check out this video on 13 Neighborhoods in 3 Minutes. That's all for today. Have a great week!
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eTown Jacksonville + Menlo Apartments | New Construction Jacksonville FL
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Looking for an energy-efficient neighborhood in Jacksonville to build your new home? Well don't go anywhere because I'm going to tell you why eTown is quickly becoming one of Jacksonville's most desirable neighborhoods to build in. Hi, I'm Sarah Schwartz, a local realtor in Jacksonville, Florida and your newest eTown Certified Agent!
eTown is conveniently located just southwest of I-295 off of 9B. This central location puts the community not far from everything Jacksonville has to offer. 20 minutes to the beach or downtown, 10 minutes from the city's largest shopping center and only 30 minutes to St. Augustine. It's one of the newest communities in Jacksonville that has everyone talking. It has something for everyone, from apartments to villas or townhomes, a Del Webb 55+ community and of course single-family homes of all sizes. The letter "e" in eTown stands for ease of living, eco-friendly and electric golf cart friendly with their 16 ft wide golf path leading straight to the amenity center. eTown is built around the belief that convenience, community, smart home technology and sustainability enhance the modern way of life. With that being said, they have an amazing 5 acre amenity center named Recharge. Recharge features a rooftop patio lounge, a high-tech fitness center, an outdoor yoga lawn, a resort style pool with three lap lanes, a kids playground and gathering spaces. Or, for your furry friends, Recharge also has a really great dog park with separate areas for small dogs and for big dogs.
Within eTown there are seven main neighborhoods. Six of which are named after famous inventors! Kettering, which features Providence and David Weekley Homes; Newton and Edison by Toll Brothers; Nobel and Marconi by David Weekley and ICI homes; then they have Del Webb by Pulte Homes and Menlo Luxury Apartments.
Scurrr, please pardon us for this brief interruption but I can't resist. The Menlo Apartments are quite stunning! They start with one bedroom and go up to three ranging from 678 to over 1300 square feet of modern living space. The Menlo Apartments come with smart home technology such as keyless entry, Wi-Fi thermostat and even remote controlled kitchen lighting. The Menlo Apartment Community has its own swimming pool with poolside cabanas, a billiards room, a 24-hour fitness club with HIIT or high intensity interval training equipment, a grand clubhouse with a coffee bar, I mean who doesn't love that, outdoor summer kitchens with gas grilles, several cozy fire pits, a half court basketball court and even a bark park with an indoor dog spa for cleaning them. Keeping with the efficiency theme of eTown, Menlo Apartments also features an electric car charging station and a bicycle exchange program. There are a number of outdoor lounge spaces including comfy couches, dining tables and even a projector screen, all within the grounds of Menlo Apartments!
Okay, now back to our regularly scheduled program. The total eTown community is 1,500 acres. That includes 1,900 residences. 500 of those will be within the 55 and up gated Del Webb community, which is pretty much a community within a community. They don't have access to the larger Recharge amenity center but they do have their own center including a 10,000 sq ft clubhouse which is projected to be finished in the Spring of 2022. It includes a large pool, gym, tennis courts, pickle-ball and bocce ball. eTown is only going to have 1,400 residences, while the rest of the land will be a mixture of businesses, shopping, a Publix grocery store, a local fire station, a baptist health medical center and plenty of natural preserve. In fact, 50% of the neighborhood, or 750 acres, is going to stay natural green space conservation!
They really put a lot of thought into this community and there are going to be a lot of trees and land that separate each neighborhood within eTown. There are so many events happening within eTown, it really gives the chance for everyone to get to know each other and to enjoy the community from within. The community releases an event sheet every month which has activities from Movie Night to Food Truck Friday to Wind Down Wednesday. Food trucks, wine.. sign me up! As a new construction buyer it is so important for you to have representation with you on your very first visit. Remember, site agents represent the builder, not you. Check out my video here on why it's so important to have a realtor with you when buying new construction. If you're interested; if you're interested; if you're interested; if you're interested; if you're interested - Take 27! If you're interested in learning more about living in eTown, contact me at (904) 207-1209 and let's go for a tour! If you liked the video above, be sure to Subscribe and check out this video on 13 Neighborhoods in 3 Minutes. That's all for today. Have a great week!
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it wasn’t our first time & won’t be our last
Let’s just call him A. We met at the gym a couple years back and the hypnotic attraction has been present ever since.
I walked into the gym that day feeling so magnetic and sure of myself… it’s no surprise A and I found ourselves drawn to each other as soon as we mad that first bit of eye contact. At first glance he was strong, mostly put together and playful in a sexy way. The immediate attraction is something I’ll never forget.
We spent many spicy, sweaty and naked hours together over the course of a couple months familiarizing ourselves with each other’s bodies and minds. Giving in to the animalistic need to connect. Giving in to the need to be vulnerable and seen as we are, no filters. I’m both surprised and grateful no one ever saw or heard me being bent over in the gym bathroom or the back seat of his car holding back moans. He matched my energy and it made my little heart so horny for him.
Fast forward to now, multiple relationships had with other people have come and gone, we both respect each other’s space and own lives but every so often the force pulls us back together. It seems we can’t resist, and yet don’t exactly know why. Are we in love? Probably not. Is it Lust? That’s more likely. Either way, our time together feels safe and genuine. I love to reconnect every once in a while, even if I do have a partner at home.
This most recent time I texted him late in the afternoon to meet up for a drink that day. He said yes and we decided on a place and time. This was after months of no formal communication, I didn’t even have to explain why I wanted to see him. A always knows what I want.
We met in the bars parking lot and walked in together, exchanging a slightly nervous hug and small talk as we walk through security and find a place to sit.
I want to touch him already. But we play it cool. I didn’t come here just for sex, let’s actually catch up and act like we’re not going to rip each other’s clothes off the second we get a chance to.
He orders us each a pickle back shot & a glass of wine (of course all hot girls aphrodisiac drink combo)… and we’re off to a good start. conversation flows beautifully, party serious but mostly fun, playful, flirty. The eye contact and body language are louder than our actual words. My clit is throbbing at this point, begging for attention.
Finally. A steps away to take another shot and close out our tab. When he gets back to the table his hand slides onto my thigh and lips onto mine. Deep below my navel, right above my clit, my inside flutter and gush for him. His lips are just as a remembered, warm, soft, wet and moving perfectly in sync with mine as we kiss back and forth for a couple seconds.
We walk to A’s car and I get in the back seat, my whole body buzzing to feel him inside of me. One thing leads to another and he’s teasing me about being bold and risky enough to do something like suck his dick outside. I’m not sure how we got here but I live for this shit. Show the world I’m being a little slut for you. Nothing makes me clit heartbeat race more than pleasing my man slightly hidden in public, where no one but us knows what’s really happening. A is standing outside his car facing the back entrance to the bar, his lower half covered by his car door. I’m on all fours, my upper half leaning out of the car onto his beautiful thick cock. My mouth is salivating as I’m going up and down, slowly into the back of my throat trying not to gag to much but also giving in to the moment. I want him as far inside of me and in any way possible.
People started walking by in the parking lot and we brought the party to the back seat.
I had my period, which ever got in our way before, but this time I wanted to do something different. My juices were flowing and I needed to be filled badly. I wanted A to take all of me. I asked if he would want to try anal with me for our first time. of course the answer was yes.
I like to be super horny for anal, and I was basically already there and ready. He didn’t have to do much to get me sloppy wet and earning for his cock in my ass. A’s is the biggest I’ve ever had fill me there, I was nervous at first… but would never admit that to him ;) I never want to stroke a man’s ego too much, but As dick is one of my favorites. The size is perfect, big enough and girthy enough to fill me and stretch my pussy lips but not the painful type of big. This time is different. It may be painful but I’m eager to finally know what As cock feels like in all of my holes.
My pussy is wet enough to use as lube mixed with both of our spit. When I’m ready I bend over in front of him. On all fours like I’m so needy for him inside of me. We go super slow at first. Even just the tip feels so big and full. after a minute or two of him just being there, I finally feel the energy flowing through my body. From my head, to my heart. To my clit and entire pelvis area im throbbing and yearning for more. I tell him to start fucking me slowly. He goes in an out and I feel the head of his dick putting pressure on my G spot from the opposite side. I start to clench my walls into him. I feel the juices start to swell out of my lips. As cock in my ass and finger rubbing my clit feels like a dream come true. I’m already ready to orgasm. my body involuntarily starts pulsating. he starts pumping faster and I can feel more and more intensity building up inside of me. I’m screaming and moaning. The type of unfiltered, animalistic moans that only come from anal.
I can’t help it. My body is his. A couple smaller orgasms followed by a bigger one wash over me in succession. I couldn’t stop thinking about A filling me with his juices. We’ve never done that before and this time i needed it. i wanted him inside of me. When i felt As cock was ready to be done i started begging for it. “Cum inside of me a***. I want you to cum in me. Please fill me”
I’m not sure how much time went by but it felt like an eternity and millisecond all at once. It’s never enough, i always want more of him.But I’m happy and fulfilled, for now ;)
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physically i am here drinking tea. mentally? playing mario party with the mutuals
#mars would win. i know and percieve the truth#bean + hannah i would kick your ass#plant & meta & pickle would team up against me#rook your energy frightens me. you'd probably win.#ars too!#penn and shea you both are GOING DOWN#stuff you're too nice. i'd let you win.#sphinx and teddy are wildcards but for two opposite reasons#james + grave would decimate everyone tho. team rocket lookin ass.#and to my two irls? i will just dropkick you in a starbucks parking lot for the damage you've inflicted upon me#(if i've left you out that wasn't on purpose i am just. sleebie.)#notes from your valentine
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profile #1:
the ‘how did i make it this far without completely failing and/or killing someone' gang
y/n (17)
( a bit of ) a mess
born and raised in Australia until she turned 12 and moved to Korea with her grandma
very straightforward
swears a lot
laughs at everything, including her own jokes
childhood friends with max and ryo ( they somehow convinced their parents to let them live in Korea with her )
somehow popular? everyone likes her
likes: music, swimming, being alone in large open spaces, volleyball
dislikes: when people talk over her, when people take her food without asking her first, people who try too hard
ryotou (17)
childhood friends with max and y/n
everyone thinks he's some kind of 'bad boy' because he skips school a lot but in reality he's just lazy and gets sick easily
works at a convenience store to help pay the bills
actually a real softy who would do anything for y/n
likes: jelly, ramen, soft drinks, small animals, instrumentals, basketball
dislikes: addy and hyun (but won't say anything because y/n invited them into the group so he just resorts to glaring at them silently), touchy people, girls who ask for his number and guys who ask for y/n's
max (18)
childhood friends with ryo and y/n
looks like a nice person because he's always smiling and laughing but don't get on his bad side
how to get on his bad side: interact 'incorrectly' with y/n and/or ryo i.e. look at them the wrong way, talk shit about them, touch them without consent, etc.
he sees EVERYTHING
likes: guitars, skateboarding, video games, energy drinks, soccer
dislikes: addy and hyun, hamsters, liars, try-hards
jiwoo (17)
dating chae yeong
best RBF in the game (which makes people avoid her and make up nasty rumours but she doesn't really give a shit)
likes: bands, fried chicken, ginger beer
dislikes: addy (but won't say anything because y/n likes her), pickles, people who try too hard
chae yeong (18)
dating jiwoo
everyone likes her
really, really nice
outgoing
likes: chocolate, cotton candy, skirts
dislikes: rumours and the people who spread them, snakes, jelly beans
addy (18)
met y/n a year ago and became her friend
says she's an engene (is a solo stan)
really likes sunghoon and genuinely thinks that they will meet and fall in love, etc.
enthusiastically agrees with everything y/n says
likes: drama, back biting, park sunghoon, concerts, making y/n upset
dislikes: y/n, getting caught doing something bad, pretty much anyone who tells her she doesn't have a chance
minhyun (18)
weird in a 'trying too hard to be different' way
always wearing fake glasses (he thinks they make him look better)
very book smart
is actually giving out y/n's number
always says he's busy when invited out and then gets upset when they go out without him or when he isn't invited again
likes: attention, messing with people, addy, the beach
dislikes: ryotou, max, jiwoo, being called out, when people don't listen to him, cheese
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#enhypen drabbles#enhypen jungwon#nishimura riki#park sunghoon#sunghoon#kim sunoo#sunghoon imagines#sunghoon x reader#sunghoon x y/n#sunghoon fluff#sunghoon smau#park jay#lee heeseung#enhypen#enhypen fluff#enhypen imagines#enhypen reactions#enhypen scenarios#enhypen x reader
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📓 requested by @shijitsu. i have an ep9 reimagining where instead of Pat winding up in the hospital due to a gunshot wound, Paa winds up in the hospital and Ming learns about Pran saving her life when they were little kids. this specific idea was inspired by a conversation i had with @faillen (thank u my friend!! 💕)
im not writing this fic because i only got the idea 2 days ago and i need to get thru a little more of my WIP pile first, but I’ve been thinking about this idea more and more, so it will probably happen at some point somehow
so to start: Pat still sticks up for Wai in the bar, but there’s no parking lot confrontation. Wai got his head out of his ass during the rugby game and after his shift, goes home and has a good think about how he’s acted towards his best friend for the past couple of weeks. he apologizes to Pran the next day and they slowly start to find their footing again and settle things. for one of these conversations, the two of them go out jogging together as a way of privacy and work off some energy
at the same time: Ink and Paa’s faculty is putting on a nature photography workshop. it’s the cold and wet months, so the sky is being particularly interesting and the campus ponds have lots of ducks at the time. the workshop is the type where there’s a brief demonstration at the start, then everyone breaks out into pairs (one junior, one senior) to practice and get help, etc.
Ink is ofc with Paa, but she’s one of the most experienced photographers out of the whole group as well, so she gets called away for assistance from time to time. during one of these moments when Paa’s alone while taking pictures of the water’s surface, she goes to take some pictures of birds flying in, misjudges where she’s putting her feet, and falls in. she’s right by a deep but reedy spot of the pond and her foot gets tangled in them, which is why she’s struggling to get back out
Pran and Wai were nearby when they saw her go in. their shouting gets everyone else’s and Ink’s attention. they dive in and help free Paa, Ink hauls Paa the rest of the way out, all four of them collapse together in a dripping muddy mess on the bank. all of their phones are quite ruined, so Wai goes to tell Pat what happened while Ink and Pran take Paa to the hospital. Pat breaks about six laws driving to the hospital, but he gets there right about when the doctor says she should be okay, but they’re going to take some chest x-rays to check for water in Paa’s lungs. so the three of them wait with Paa, but before the doctor’s finished getting those results in, her parents show up
so Ink and Pran skuttle out of there before any drama can unfold, Pat and Paa do the shifty-eyed tale of two siblings telepathically going “soooo which one of us is going to tell him??” Pat blurts out a hasty and awkward “Pran helped!” right before Paa stumbles after him explaining what happened. their parents sit through the explanation quietly and then at the end, both of them are quiet until Ming turns to Pat and goes “so where were you?”
and Paa?
Paa’s now pissed
first of all, she’s not a child, she’s in university. Pat looks after her, yes, because that’s the type of person he is, but both of them have their own lives and do their own things. he’s not going to be there 24/7 and acting like he should have foresight to bail her out of any pickle she gets into is a disservice to them both. second, Pat already feels terrible he wasn’t there to help, because it echoes of times past, he doesn’t need even more unfounded guilt heaped on his shoulders on top of what he’s already putting on himself
(and, while it might be firmly locked under half a dozen locks and keys, there is a deep, furious anger over the families’ rivalry that’s been burning in Paa for as long as she can remember. and she knows that “where were you?” actually means “why was it him?” because Papa can’t stand to look P’Pran in the eye for some reason beyond Paa’s understanding, and some of that anger makes a crack in all those layers and bubbles up dark and vicious on her tongue, because for just fucking once, Paa would like to know she’s more important to her dad than some stupid fucking rivalry)
so Paa goes off. not violently, or even aggressively, but she’s brutal and calm in the way she rips into Ming for the unfair pressure he puts on Pat, the way he ignores her just because she’s not his legacy, the way he can’t just accept that maybe Pran’s a nice guy who cares (has always cared) about people beyond any rivalry. and the thing is, of course Ming cares about Paa and Pat more than anything else. they’re his prides and joys. but on one he puts too much, and the other he ignores, and now Paa’s furious enough she’s going to make sure her dad finally listens to her. Ming’s just going to have to deal with the fact that he owes Pran more than a decade’s worth of gratitude and how that makes him feel, because Paa’s not catering to him over this
additional resolution notes:
Pat and Pran bump into each other at the garbage cans and pause for a quick chat. Paa materializes by Ming’s elbow and stares at him Pointedly until Ming goes over to thank Pran for helping his daughter
Pat supported Pran when Pran was isolated from his friends, now Pran supports Pat as Pat tries to isolate himself. because no matter what logic says, Pat’s still haunted by the way he froze the first time Paa was in trouble all those years ago. outside negative energy can roll off him like water off a duck’s back, but internal negative energy is a storm Pat’s not used to weathering, so he gets Pran and family’s support through that
Wai finds Paa and Ink out with the film cameras and stops by to check if Paa’s feeling alright. Paa thanks him for his help, Wai smiles and waves it off, Ink grits her teeth quietly. Wai offers to model again and Ink’s death glare is slightly lessened, because Wai did help Paa, but Wai still catches the way Paa looks at Ink and the way Ink pets her hair, and excuses himself soon enough. He’ll pout on Pran about lost love opportunities and beg him for pity drinks, but not until he’s firmly out of Paa’s hearing range
[[ask me about the fic im not writing]]
#bad buddy#........idk what to call this one actually fjfhjfhj#alt ep9: paa goes to the hospital instead#???ig#there's a lot of feelings that lead into wanting this but ngl a large part of them is that i always characterize paa with a lot of anger#over the rivalry#she doesnt express much of it because it will make pat's life harder but like#she be MAD#she winds up ming constantly by calling pran hot and the like (like she did in ep1)#she needles pat constantly over being peaceful with pran#it doesnt matter how often her mom scolds her over it she wont back down#and id soooo love a moment where she gets a chance to go off on ming about it#and also bring up the first drowning incident herself#ming at pat: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME#paa interrupting pat: because i told him not to and while you dont see to realize it i DO actually have opinions!!#like obvs ming loves her and they do get along well#but ming falls into the same societal bs traps of 'son for the father daughter for the mother'#even if paa was mostly left out of the rivalry and 'carry on our legacy' expectations they still left a mark on her too#ask game: fics im not writing#*i will write this one somehow someway please ask before using any ideas from this post
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