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sassylegshayne · 1 year
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marry me, idiot.
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AH ITS HERE!!!! I will say, like I've been saying, I'm still in the really early stages of this fic. like this has been edited twice where as every chapter of sylcd is done three times over so. I really have no clue when the next chapter will be out as I haven't finished it yet; might be during sylcd's final chapters or it might be after. 3.2k words let me know what you guys think!! enjoy mwah xx
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"Okay, we have a slight issue." You heard the voice beside you clear as day despite the headphones that sat over your ears.
"Is the issue something you caused for us?" You turned to your best friend with a brow quirked.
"That's extremely rude but very true, yes." Spencer nodded as he took a sip from his cup, spinning his chair to face you. Spence and you had been close for a while, you joining the crew only a few months after Spence had, the two of you spending countless hours editing beside each other. The two of you grew close after a couple of longer projects. The two of you leaning on each other for advice and well needed breaks from time to time.
It has become a joke around the office about Spencer being your work husband; he had a knack for picking you up an drink on his way in, or grabbing lunch for the both of you, or Spencer's ability to pause anything he was working on at the snap of a finger for you. He was pretty much head over heels for you, and you were the only one blind enough to not see it. It's funny to think that you felt the same exact way, and everyone but Spencer could tell.
"So, remember when we started here and we became friends and we made that joke about when we turned thirty."
You stared blankly back at your best friend, the joke about marrying if you're both still single by thirty a distant memory in your mind by this point. It crossed your mind once recently. Last year, you spent your entire 'Dirty Thirty' party that the office threw for you clinging to Spencer.
You made a habit of keeping him alongside you for every big moment of your life since you'd met. You wanted to look back on these moments, that were destined to be great already, to include Spencer.
"Okay, so you do remember, that's great." Spencer clapped his hands together as he grinned at you.
"I saw a TikTok about the wedding gifts you get from inviting companies and rich people, even if you don't know them and I want in!" Spence argued, wiping his sweaty palms off on his pants as he worked his way towards the problem with this rambling explanation.
"I think it's unfair that just because two people are getting married they get to have all that stuff. With all my info had, I made some quick wedding invitations and sent some out, fully expecting PR packages to come back." He trailed off as
"Charles Spencer," You quietly chastised, wanting to not believe a word he was saying, but knowing deep down that Spencer was being truthful. "You are insane, I can't believe you did that!"
"T'm sorry, okay. Listen, Y/N, I thought it was gonna be a funny joke to give you a bunch of fake wedding gifts for our fake wedding on your real birthday! I didn't expect people to accept, but I know that is my fault for inviting some people that actually agreed."
"Charles," You started, using his legal name yet again. He wasn't usually worried about you using it, it wasn't some secret he was keeping it anything, but the tone in your voice told him that you weren't happy at all. "Who all accepted?"
"I'm sorry, I know I'm never gonna say that enough, but it was only a few people!" Spencer knew his voice was just getting higher and higher the more you two spoke, his anxiety spiking.
"Yes, okay, Rhett and Link accepted," A gasp left you as Spencer cringed, knowing his mistake. "Kathy Bates politely declined but sent an autographed headshot!" He removed the framed photo from his backpack before setting it beside your monitor.
He grinned worriedly, gesturing towards it as you let your forehead meet the desk, groaning.
"Besides the people that own the company we work for, who else said yes?" You asked through gritted teeth as Spencer looked to his phone, finding the note that held his list.
"Rapid fire, Tana Mongeau, Carrot Top, and Rob Schneider. It's not that many people, Y/N, we can just call it off." Spencer placed his hand on your back, rubbing softly as you groaned again, completely shocked by just how royally fucked this whole thing was gonna turn out to be no matter what you did.
"I'm so, so sorry, Y/N but. will you marry me?"
"emergency meeting at my desk in ten please need advice bc Spencer's an idiot"
"That's was very rude and I am plenty offended." Spencer quipped, setting his phone down on his desk after reading the group chat message you'd sent out. You shot him a glare, all argued out for the day after spending the last hour trying to convince Spence to let you tell your friends, hoping they'd help you figure out the story you'd make up in place of a wedding.
He finally caved, feeling terrible about the mess he had drug you into, allowing you to explore different ways out of this mess. In no time, Courtney, Damien and Shayne accompanied the two of you at your desks, various stolen chairs offering comfort to your friends.
"What did Spencer do now?" Damien asked, causing Spence to scoff and shake his head.
"I'm starting to get upset that everyone just assumes that I really fucked something up this bad." He defended himself as he leaned back in his chair, practically able to hear your eyes rolling.
"You did, though. You lied to people and now we're getting married." You stayed simply, eyes wide as you began to argue with your future better half yet again.
"You're already my work wife, we're pretty much married." You rolled your eyes once as Spencer countered you, reaching his hand towards your mug of coffee, being stopped as you lightly slapped at him.
"l'm sorry, I don't know if l'm missing something and everyone else is up to speed but, uh, when did y'all get together long enough to lead to getting married?" Shayne questioned, pulling your attention from Spencer as you took in the looks from those around you.
Damien's face held a mix of confusion and excitement, Courtney was rendered speechless and it seems like Shayne was using every last braincell he had to piece together this puzzle.
"Okay, phew, wow, that is what this meeting is about, honey." Spencer cooed as he grinned goofily at you, wrapping your left hand in his as he held your palm to his chest.
You tried your best to hid the smile that so desperately wanted to grace your lips, taking a deep breath as you closed your eyes, the feeling of a migraine quickly approaching.
You took your time explaining through the story, Spencer chiming in when needed but mostly stuck to nodding along as you spoke.
"Spencer," Damien pointed his index finger at the shorter man, both with brows raised at each other. "You're an idiot, my guy. Why did Rhett and Link seem like a good idea? Why did any of this seem like a good idea, but especially our bosses."
You sighed, resting your head in the palm of your hand as you awoke your monitor. You sat up as an email sat at the top of your inbox labeled important.
"Congratulations to Y/N and Spencer!"
You couldn't tell how long you spent staring at the desktop, the company wide email from the Mythical Management staring directly back. The noise of your friends chatter drown out as the words in the letter repeated over and over in your mind.
You had to go through with this, or you had to hide behind the arrangement and a shitty excuse of a prank. No other options popped into your head.
"Y/N? You okay?" A warm, familiar hand rested on your shoulder, giving you a gentle squeeze.
Spencer's eyes worriedly searched your face as his brow furrowed at your slumped frame. His gaze followed you, his heart sinking as he Scanned over the email.
"I'm so fucking sorry, Y/N..." He trailed off, running a hand through his hair as he leaned back once more.
The other three moved, all looking over your shoulders to read the message. Gasps and murmurs broke out between them as they say back down.
Your small group sat in silence for a moment. You thought you'd have more time to find a solution, a couple of days at least, but now you couldn't leave this room without some semblance of a plan.
"Let's get married." You still sat with a blank stare at the computer, your mind running a million miles a minute. You slowy explained your thoughts as thoroughly as you could.
Spencer and you were known as each other work spouses, even fans making memes about it. The two of you have talked about the agreement in the podcast, on an episode of Board AF, and in an upcoming reddit video with Shayne.
The fans always reacted well when the two of you were together, engaging with the content. There's countless edits of the two of you, even with the small amounts of videos you've been in together.
You can blame it on the arrangement you'd made, pull lan and a few of the other higher ups aside, presenting the idea.
Spencer and you would get married; you could make the content last up until next April, as planning a fake wedding would take some time anyways. That would mean an announcement video, probably a celebratory video with others in cast, even the process of picking out different parts of the wedding for Pit videos if they really wanted to milk it. Maybe even a TNTL gauntlet with your bridesmaids and groomsmen.
The one thing you wanted to thank Spencer for was the convenience of sharing one braincell. You could release the wedding video, the big finale in which the joke is revealed to the audience, playing it up as a fake relationship until April 1st. Spencer had thought it was funny to put the wedding date on the invitations as April Fool's Day, but it worked perfectly.
You took a deep breath, nodding your head as your eyes darted around your friends, anxious for their thoughts.
Spencer quickly wrapped his arms around your shoulders, kissing your forehead before he grinned at you.
"You are a fucking genius, lan's gonna love this idea. We can say we were prepping for the video, getting our invitation letters together accidentally sent it out. We can use whatever stuff we get as presents for the bogus invites for another video, too." Spencer added, looking to his friends as he chewed on his lip.
"I hate how quickly the two of you worked this out. We weren't needed." Shayne laughed softly, shrugging his shoulders.
"So it's not a stupid plan?" You asked, quickly distracted as the office door opens, lan's head peaking inside.
You lock eyes, offering him an awkward smile. He entered, coughing softly as he stuffed his hands in his pockets.
"Hey, uhm, can I talk to you guys in a little bit? Probably like twenty minutes, in the conference room." lan spoke, a tight lipped smile on his face as he looked between you and the man seated beside you.
You felt a pit in your stomach growing rapidly as you swallowed, nodding your head. This was horrific, it felt like you had disappointed your dad but he wouldn't admit it yet.
And the conferernce room? There was no doubt in your mind that if this wasn't happening in lan's office then it would be bigger than you expected. Lisa would have to be there, maybe Daniel, if they were that concerned; Rachel would probably be forced into it, no matter how much she wouldn't want to be involved. n nodded before promptly exiting, barely acknowledging the cast members.
You groaned loudly as the door shut, Spencer copying you.
"This sucks and I hate you." You shoved at his shoulder, huffing.
He rubbed his arm, pouting a bit.
"It does and I hate me too." He chuckled as a smile appeared on your soft lips.
Spencer felt like the boundaries between the two of you were figured out very early on, never set prematurely, always discovered naturally. Kissing your cheek was okay, forehead was okay, drunkenly kissing your neck was okay sometimes. Hand holding was very normal and platonic and something you two did constantly. Cuddling and spending the night together was normal, but you two wouldn't sleep in the same bed.
He knew that, so far, this system had worked If that didn't happen soon, things might get nuddy, feelings getting involved. Spencer knew his feelings on you, he had since about two years into your friendship.
For six years now, he's known just how much he cares about you with every fiber of his being. He knows he really would do anything for you, anything to be with you. He respected every boundary you set.
Spencer had a thing for constantly taking advantage of the things he could have. You were always greeted with some sort of kiss, never once on the lips. Your fingers laced well with his, especially when you were on his left side. He constantly sat close beside you, tossing an arm around your shoulders, resting a hand on your knee, giving your thigh a gentle joy in excitement.
Spencer yearned for you for so long that he'd learned to accept it. He didn't want to cut you out of his life to get over his feelings, he cared too much about you, so his only option was to accept his feelings and keep close to you. You two were best friends, where one was, the other wasn't far behind. You loved him, so fucking much you loved him. He knew this, but he also knew that you didn't love him in the way he wanted you to.
Your group is quick to disband, giving the two of you some space before your meeting. Spencer let the two of you sit in silence before he decided to pack his bag for the day, despite it barely even starting. He could feel your eyes on him, his back to you.
"Packing because figure they're gonna send us home today, no matter what they decide. Give them time to think it all over." You smiled, enjoying just how well he knew you. His words settled in, prompting you to follow suit.
As you zipped your bag shut, it hit you that in just a few minutes before you were supposed to face the consequences of your best friends well intended actions. It was a toss up over which of you was more nervous, the both of you with pounding hearts.
"I love you, dude." You mumbled as you wrapped your arms around Spencer's waist, sighing softly.
"I love you, too, dude." He chuckled, rubbing your back as he kissed your forehead.
"C'mon, champ, let's go knock 'em dead." Spencer winked as he held the door open for you. You took a deep breath before leaving you little editing room bubble.
The room was much, much more packed than either of you had expected it to be. The people you expected to be there were indeed, but alongside them sat Kiana, Selina, and Lizzy.
Spencer thanked his lucky stars when neither Rhett nor Link joined the lot of you. He found himself sitting back a bit, allowing you to take the reigns of explaining your bullshit reasoning for the situation you'd found yourselves in.
Three hours, three scarily long hours later and you finally stood from your chair, your feet tingling and your head pounding. Spencer and you said your polite goodbyes to everyone before heading back toward your office.
"I think that was fine." You stated, arms crossed as you stare down the hall ahead.
He chuckled, nudging his shoulder into yours.
"That went really well, you heard Daniel. It's gotta go through if he liked it that much. It's gonna work out."
You nodded your head, a smile tugging on your lips as you both grabbed your bags.
"Wanna hangout or, uh, give me a ride home? Shayne drove me this morning." Spencer smiled heepishly as he followed you into the parking lot.
"If I'm your fiancee now, I think you should tell me if there's something going on between the two of you." You poked as you both got into your car.
You scooted your chair away from your desktop as you rubbed your eyes, now realizing just how long you'd been sat starting at your screen playing Minecraft with Spencer.
You smiled softly, feeling a tug at your heart at the sight before you. He sat slumped into your couch, eyes focused and brow furrowed as you cat napped on top of the cushion behind him.
Craig and Spencer had a love hate relationship, both of them usually eager for your attention at the same time, causing them to butt heads. Your cat and your best friend were both horribly stubborn.
But then there'd be moments like this, or when Craig curls up with Spencer on your couch, or when he follows Spence through your own house, even if you're still right where your kitty left you.
You stretch, taking off your headphones as you rise and stretch, catching Spence glancing over at you, smiling softly.
"Oh shit, you're still here?" You questioned as you walked past the couch, heading into your kitchen, yawning softly. You check your watch, catching it at just past five in the afternoon.
Spencer chuckled, watching as his eyes followed your every move as you danced around your small kitchen, seemingly opening every cabinet to find what you needed.
"Check your email, Charmander." You mindlessly called out to him, the nickname leaving him to roll his eyes as he dug into his pocket.
"You are the absolute worst with nicknames, need you to know that. Just call me Charles at this point." He laughed as you flipped him off as you turn, spoon in your mouth.
You join him on your couch with two peanut butter and banana sandwiches on one plate, sitting it on the space between you. Spencer nods a thanks to you as he grabbed his, taping your sandwiches together as a toast.
He loads into his email, refreshing it as you take your first bite. His wide eyes cause you a bit of stress, making you sit up straight.
"Good or bad?"
"Uh, good, I think. My schedule got changed." Spencer quickly switched over to his calendar, it had to be good; they don't just switch the schedule halfway through the month.
His eyes scanned over the new or changed parts, reading the first one he saw.
'Engagement Shoot' scheduled for tomorrow at 10AM.
"We did it, Joe." Spencer turns to you with a grin, quickly pulling you into a tight hug. You groaned and rolled your eyes, before quickly squealing as you wrapped your arms around him, bouncing in your seat.
They got what they wanted, right?
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mythicalrobyn118 · 4 months
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I Can Fix That
This little fic is for my @mythicalsecretsanta @link-sans-specs ❤️ I so hope you enjoy it! Merry Christmas
Summary: Rhett is smitten with the new man who works in the town library and offers his help to fix a few things.
Author Notes: I've had this idea sitting in the back of my mind for a while now and I'm glad I finally got around to writing it. It's based off Sam and Kate's relationship in Holes... it literally lives rent free in my head.
“I can fix that.” Rhett hears himself say to the stranger that's currently on the floor of the town library.
The man looks up from where he's crouched down next to a book cart and Rhett is sure he's never seen eyes that shade of blue before. He's still staring in awe when he realizes that the man is speaking to him.
“Sorry,” Rhett shakes his head to clear it of any inappropriate thoughts. “What was that?”
“Could you really fix it?” the man stands up, smoothing down the front of his trousers.
“Y - yeah,” Rhett clears his throat to try and regain control of his voice. “I have some tools in my bag outside. Wouldn't take long at all.”
“That - that would be great. Thank you.”
Rhett drops the books he was carrying on the table and quickly walks outside to retrieve his things.
He's back quickly and sets to work on the broken wheel.
“I, uh, I'm Lincoln, by the way.” The man says as he keeps a close eye on Rhett working.
“Rhett,” he introduces himself, reaching a hand up to shake the other man's. He sees the dirt smeared all over it and quickly withdraws it as Lincoln is reaching out. “Sorry, my hands are always dirty these days.” He chuckles a little and goes back to fixing the wheel, changing the subject. “So, are you the one replacing Ms. Cartwright?”
“Yes - yeah. That's me.” Rhett swears he hears the smile in his voice even though he can't currently see his face.
“Well, welcome to town. We're glad to have you.” Rhett says, perhaps a little too eager.
“Thank you. Do you come to the library often?”
“I do. Usually try to hit it up when I come into town… ‘bout every other week to get supplies for the farm.”
“Good to know. Did you like Ms. Cartwright?”
“Of course, when she wasn't getting on to me ‘bout keeping the books for too long or bringing them back dirty.” That makes Lincoln laugh and Rhett's pretty sure he would do anything to hear that sound over and over again.
“So, you have your own farm?”
Rhett let's out a dry chuckle, “My father does - I just work it.”
Lincoln follows Rhett with a little laugh of his own, almost as if he understands - maybe even also has a strained relationship with his own father.
“I didn't used to come by at all,” Rhett starts, needing to fill the short bout of silence for his own comfort; because if he starts thinking about things the two of them may have in common, the chances it could grow into a friendship… Rhett has to concentrate to ease the blush he knows is creeping up his neck right about now. “My neighbor, Ms. Ruby, she can't make the journey to town anymore. I help her out when I can and she loves to read. So, I figured I may as well get myself something when I come.”
Rhett tightens the last bolt on the wheel and gives it a spin for good measure. After it makes the circle, Rhett nods his head at his handiwork and claps his hands together. “I think that should hold it together just fine.”
“Oh, goodness. Thank you so much!” Lincoln says, grabbing the handle and giving it a push himself. When it rolls fine he turns his attention back to Rhett. “That's very nice of you - to do that for your neighbor, I mean.”
“Well, after she lost Ed - I like to keep a close eye on her; just to make sure she's taken care o –”
They’re interrupted by the ring of the bell that sits over the door. Both of their attention drawn to the group of ladies entering the library.
“Well, I'll be! If it ain't Rhett McLaughlin. What on Earth are you doing at the library?” Their leader, Savannah, called out.
Rhett held back the eye roll, as this wasn't the first time she's tried to gain his attention. “I was just fixing the cart wheel for Mr. —” Rhett looked back to the other man, not knowing him beyond ‘Lincoln’.
“Neal. Lincoln Neal.”
Rhett nodded, giving Link a small smile and turning to pack away his tools. “Since that's done - I guess I'll be taking my books and bein’ on my way.”
Not that he didn't want to stay and talk to Mr. Lincoln Neal, he very much did. But, he knew Savannah would think he was staying for her and he's positive he couldn't handle any more of her undivided attention.
“Oh, okay. Can I get these checked out for you?” Lincoln grabbed the stack Rhett had discarded earlier to grab his tools.
“Yes, please.” Rhett followed him to the desk toward the front of the library, leaving the gaggle of girls to themselves. “Thank you, Mr. Neal.”
“You can call me Link.” He said, almost shyly and Rhett thinks he sees his cheeks tint a pretty rose color.
Rhett grabbed the books that Link held out to him. “Well, Link, you have a good afternoon.”
Link has kept an embarrassingly close eye out for the tall farmer during the last week. Rhett had said that he only made it to town every other week but he couldn't stop himself from watching outside for the handsome man that stood a head taller than everyone else.
Link knows better than to do this - latch on to some stranger that he doesn't even know and make it out to be something more than it is. But, Rhett just seems like such a genuine man and Link couldn't help but think that maybe they could be friends.
His short time in the new town has been anything but easy. Moving to some place where he didn't know a single person was supposed to be freeing. Turns out - it's also very stressful.
Link is walking across the street when he hears that laugh; he almost pulls a muscle in his neck trying to find the location of it. His eyes finally settle on the messy blonde hair and freckled skin coming out of the post office.
He knows he's probably being way too eager, maybe even a little creepy - but he makes a bee line for him but hoping, somehow, he can manage a greeting that's casual.
“Rhett!” He says, hardly able to hear the squeak in his own voice. “How are you today? I wasn't sure when I would be seeing you again.”
Rhett turns quickly at the sound of his name and Link is not disappointed when his face splits into a grin. “Well, hi there, Link! I can't complain - ‘specially since running into you.”
Link feels the blush instantly, knowing Rhett will be able to see it too but hoping he won't call attention to it. “W - will you be stopping by the library today?”
“I did plan on it.” Rhett says with a sly smile. “I hope that's okay.”
“Yes, yes, of course. I was actually going to see if I could bother you to fix a shelf that's come off the wall.” Before Link can offer to pay him for his services, Rhett is agreeing, maybe Rhett is a little eager too. That thought makes his stomach feel all fuzzy.
“Absolutley, you could!” Link isn't sure how it's possible but his smile gets bigger. “I have a couple of more stops to make and I'll head over that way.”
Link nods his head, unable to stop the huge smile gracing his own face. “That sounds perfect. Thank you.”
Rhett was practically giddy the rest of the morning, going through all his usual stops but with a bit more pep in his step. Now, he is finally walking up the old wooden steps and opening the familiar door.
He doesn't hear or see anyone so he speaks up in the silent space, “Link? Are you in here?”
He hears some fumbling coming from the back room and then a voice sounding out too. “I'm here. Be right out.” Rhett follows the noise and Link emerges from the small door. “Thank you so much again for helping me out with this. I'm just all thumbs when it comes to this kind of work.”
“It's really no trouble.” Rhett insists, waving his hand. “What exactly needs fixing?”
“Oh, it's right over here.” Link gestures with his hand and Rhett follows him around a shelf to the back wall. “The shelf just kind of buckled when I started putting books back on it.”
Rhett immediately starts to work, taking a closer look at the shelf. After a moment, Link asks, “Do you think you can fix it?”
“Oh, yeah. I can fix that.” Rhett says, maybe a little more sure of himself than he needs to be. “Looks like I can put a couple of nails in and it will be good as new, the wood's not rotten or anything.”
“That's great. I'd be more than happy to pay you for all the trouble –”
“Nonsense,” Rhett cuts him off before he can finish the sentence. “I’m glad I could be of help.”
Rhett sets to work, taking the old nails out, Link's attention is pulled away from Rhett when he hears the door open, he turns back to him with an apologetic look, “Sorry, let me go and tend to them. Will you be okay for a moment?”
“Absolutely. Go ahead.”
Rhett zones out for a bit, doing what he needs to do to get the shelf ready to be installed while Link is tending to the other patrons. He hits a stopping point, needing an extra set of hands to finish it up.
He dusts his hands off and makes his way down to the end of the aisle. Link is squatting down talking with a child, little William, Mrs. Doris’ grandson.
“Well, I’ll tell you what, you can keep that book for an extra week but when you bring it back, we can read it together, cause I want to know what happens, okay?”
The little boy giggles and gives Link a hug, which seems to take him by surprise but he soon leans into it and wraps his own arms around the boy. Rhett chuckles to himself at the scene and gets back to work.
He hears the bell above the door ring once again and Link's footsteps coming back toward him.
“Sorry about that.” Link starts, but Rhett is already waving him off.
“No problem at all.” Rhett says, holding up the shelf, “I could use your help for a moment.”
“Oh, okay.” Link says eagerly, stepping toward Rhett. “What can I do?”
“I just need another set of hands to hold the shelf up so I can hammer it in.”
“Oh, okay.” Link stands close to Rhett with his hands out. “Just tell me what to do.”
Rhett holds the board out, instructing Link on how to hold it properly and Rhett goes to nail it into the wall.
The both of them are pressed close together, Rhett hammering the nails while Link is trying to keep the shelf in the same spot that Rhett instructed. They are so close, breathing the same air, Rhett inhaling the scent of cloves and freshly baked bread. Rhett tries to concentrate on the task at hand but he’s getting very close to losing his cool.
He finally manages to get finished but can't seem to pull himself away from the other man.
“I, uh,” Rhett starts. “I think that should do it.”
Link isn’t backing away either, he just keeps his impossibly blue eyes locked on Rhett’s. “Y – yeah, I think so.”
They are both startled apart by the ring of the bell and Rhett springs away from Link quickly, not knowing what exactly he was thinking, letting himself get caught up in the moment.
He clears his throat, putting even more distance between them. “Uh, you better… see who that is.” Rhett moves out of the way, extending his arm to let Link pass. Link hesitates but eventually bows his head and goes toward the entrance.
Once he is out of sight and greeting the patrons that just came in, Rhett hurries and packs his things into his small toolbox.
He doesn’t think much after Link is no longer standing there, he only gets his things and heads out the door. He sure he hears Link call his name but he can't be bothered to stop.
A couple of hours later, Link is finally closing up shop on the library. He's trying to balance the large basket of food that Mrs. Sutton dropped off to welcome him to town. He's going to have to push his bike home since he can't carry everything and steer. He isn't looking forward to the drive; it will give him plenty of time to think about what happened today.
He can't get the way Rhett looked at him out of his mind. No wonder the man practically ran away from him. They were incredibly close and Link was having a hard time keeping his breathing under control. Rhett's eyes seemed to be staring right into his soul and his cheeks were the prettiest shade of pink.
He's usually really good at keeping that side of himself hidden, now he's afraid he's messed up and may have to move towns again just to be safe. He couldn't believe he was so stupid.
He hears horse hooves coming up behind him and is surprised when someone calls out his name.
“Link,” he hears again and turns around to be greeted with Rhett galloping up on a large horse.
Link flinches back, not knowing exactly what the other man has planned but he has a hard time believing Rhett would hurt him.
He's off the horse and walking up to Link slowly. A sad smile gracing his face. “Link, I'm glad I caught you.”
“Rhett,” Link stumbles over his words. “W-what are you doing here?”
“Listen,”Rhett gets closer, crowding into Link's space. “I'm sorry about earlier. I - I shouldn't have just ran out on you. I just –” he trails off, his eyes glued to the ground like the words he is searching for are written in the dirt below their feet.
Link understands without Rhett needing to say more. He says as much and Rhett nods, his smile still faltering but at least it's reaching his eyes.
“Are you headed home?” He asks, changing the subject.
“Umm, yeah. Just got the library locked up for the night.”
“Would you… like some company?” Rhett asks almost shyly, reaching up with a big hand and rubbing the back of his neck.
Link can't hide the shock on his face but agrees despite the swarm of butterflies he feels in his gut, or maybe it's because of them. “That would be nice.”
“Can I hold something for you?” Rhett asks as he takes the reins of his horse.
Link gives over the basket of food so he can free up his hands to push his bike. They are walking close, Link is afraid Rhett can hear the thump of his heart. “Who's this?” He asks when he can't stand the silence between them anymore.
“Oh, this is Barbara.” He says, reaching up and giving her a rub on the nose. “I've had her since I was young, we basically grew up together on the farm.”
“That's sweet.�� He smiles, watching the fond smile spread across Rhett's face as he looks at the horse.
They talk the whole way to Link's small cottage just outside of town. The conversation flows easily and before Link knows it, they are at his porch and the sky has turned a beautiful pink color as the sun sets.
It seems they are both reluctant to end their time together, so Link conjures up all the courage he can muster and asks, “Um, Mrs. Sutton gave me this enormous basket of food and there's no way I could possibly eat all of it. Would you want to come inside? I don't have anyone to share it with.”
Rhett hasn't stopped smiling since Link started talking, which Link can only assume is a good thing. He tries not to jump for joy when Rhett says with a sly smile, “Yeah – I can fix that.”
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im rewatching the smosh liveshow and i wanted to keep track of my favorite moments so they are below the cut
angela's tippy tappy toes of joy at amanda's new jersey voice
amanda's "LOOK IT UP" for increasingly unrealistic things, and ending it with "are you at peace are you at peace are you at peace hello areyouatpeaceareyouatpeaceareyouatpeace anthony areyouatpeace DON'T GOOGLE ME"
tommy's "only a tragic life could lead to looking like if a motorcycle was gay ... i can say that, i'm a motorcycle" and him saying the meaning of anthony's tattoos was so that he could fuck goth girls. oh and how could i forget describing angela as an "amber alert on rollerblades"
the cool ass music when the guests came on, made by tommy bowe i think? i honestly would listen to the music from the show all on its own
brandon rogers' "let's. eat. anthony!" and then making a very emphatic pitch as to why it would be a great idea
THE HALF-TIME SHOW OF COURSE. i know that they mostly won't post the show on youtube but i really really hope they post the half-time show
also a detail i just noticed is josh playing that escalating carnival "do do do do!" when chanse and keith got iced
dan and phil's extremely explicit video message with dan's repeated references to jerking off onto anthony's sexy calendar
courtney as bikini girl while still wearing doc martins. and there's something about the rhythm of "get you a girl who can do both two things two one time! :D" that is so funny, as well as "women are so scawwy ooohh!! what's under your blouse, two perfectly round GUNS? OHH!!"
rhett and link showing up standing menacingly in the doorway, and their tag line being "A Jesus and a Lesbian Woman"
the multiple "ian loves drinking breast milk" jokes
the chosen: "you're probably wondering why i look so badass right now. its because we are on the cusp of the greatest battle in the entire history of the universe.
and also i got queso on my three wolf moon shirt.
and i fell off my razor scooter on the way here."
i am glad that even though they made him look cool as fuck, shayne still emphasized that the chosen is not nearly as cool as he thinks he is.
"worst of all, anthony padilla HAD SEX!" and then quoting the star wars prequels lmao
also shayne singing without any self consciousness was very funny to me, but i can't put my finger on what the song was
ian saying i love you but having to say it in a silly voice (and in the after show anthony saying he can say i love you back to ian because unlike ian, he's actually said it before)
anthony's joke about how he expected everyone to roast him about his "dick piercing" and the entire audience going "wait wait, go back to that, what did you just say" and him moving on with no further comment
anthony to shayne: "i won't talk about how you were once known for your promising tv career and now you're known for wearing a t-shirt with limes on it''
chanse just full on horror movie screaming when anthony said arasha was in an ad for a republican dating app. also arasha's faces for everything were so great
keith full on responding whenever someone addresses him (and sometimes reacts out loud just because), he did this in the other funerals as well but it delights me every time
anthony saying chanse slides into his dms all the time, and chanse immediately replying "you respond, bitch!" (and then later anthony saying that chanse can go with mythical and he "can call link daddy now" but "watch out, [chanse] dms")
i loved anthony's reference to tommy's show serving cunt
anthony to amanda: "you're like if jessica rabbit drove a mini van"
anthony to ian: "one thing we all know about ian is he might have some trouble showing emotions" ian proceeds to stare deadpan into the camera. it was fun watching ian's reactions because often he wouldn't react to a lot of it or he would react as part of the bit, i've already forgotten the one thing that he really reacted to, fuck so i might have to rewatch it again
and then my favorite part of the aftershow was amanda and tommy continuously leaning in to make out and then saying "no save it for the parking lot, save it for the parking lot", and no they were not going to go anywhere, they were going to stay in the parking lot at smosh and make out in the car
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sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: Rhett wasn’t a religious man; he hadn’t been for a long time.  Still, he went to church with his family every Sunday and kept his eyes trained on the pulpit.  His mother thought that he was finally taking in what Pastor Simon said to heart, but only one thing could have the youngest Abbott so entranced; the preacher’s daughter that dutifully sat in the front row, every Sunday. ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: 18+, MINORS DNI, mentions of alcohol and hangovers, small descriptions of sexual acts, more to come in full fic. ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪɴғᴏ: Pronouns used are She/Her/Hers, AFAB!Reader, beginnings of a FWB relationship between Rhett and Reader. This is an excerpt from a full-length fic, linked here! ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs: Fem!Reader, Romantic!Reader X Rhett Abbott ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 1.1k ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴅ: MINORS DNI!! My blog is strictly 18+!! Any minors or ageless/blank blogs interacting with my fics or my blog will be blocked (and, yes, I do check). I can't stop you from reading my fics, but I can stop you from accessing my fics if my boundaries aren't respected. Your media consumption is your own responsibility, just as it is mine regarding what I post. Please tread thoughtfully and carefully, and keep yourselves happy, healthy, and safe.
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‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎The air in the sanctuary was thick as Pastor Simon droned through his sermon, pacing the length of the pulpit with his bible clutched tightly in his old hands.  His voice boomed through the small space, echoing off the wood-paneled walls and resounding in Rhett’s ears as he tried to ignore the pounding in his head.  His Stetson hung low over his forehead, trying to shield his sensitive blue eyes from the blinding morning light seeping through the windows.  His hangovers were never this intense; either he had drunk too much the previous night, or Pastor Simon’s voice was so boring that it was causing him physical pain.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Rhett felt a harsh pinch on his thigh, and he flinched, ready to snap at whoever bothered him, but he quickly realized that it was his mother silently reminding him to stay awake.  His mouth fell into a sarcastic sneer before he recovered and offered his mother a firm nod of his head and a tight-lipped smile to appease her.  Cecilia frowned, and he fought against a whiney comment, instead opting for a quiet grumble as he sat up straight in his chair.  He gave her a pointed look and removed his Stetson from his head, and she hummed in approval, pleased that he had taken her silent direction.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Rhett hadn’t thought that his silent squabble had earned anyone’s attention, but he knew he had been caught when his eyes met the pastor’s daughter’s gaze across the room.  (Y/N) had turned her head over her shoulder, a small, amused smile on her face as she watched Cecilia scold Rhett as if he were five years old again.  Rhett readjusted in his seat, his arms crossing over his broad chest as he felt the tips of his ears begin to burn with embarrassment under her stare.  (Y/N)’s head tilted slightly as if she were asking him a question, but before he could think of an answer to a question he didn’t know, she returned her attention to the pulpit, nodding along with her father’s sermon.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎The young Abbott’s man kept his eyes on (Y/N) as she gathered her hair in her hands and let the strands settle over one shoulder, exposing her neck to his eyes.  Her fingertips grazed her skin, nails lightly scratching the base of her throat before she dropped her hand to her lap again.  Her chin tilted up, extending her neck and stretching her muscles before she relaxed, dropping her chin so she could read the bible resting over her knees.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎The way that Rhett and (Y/N) were seated gave them direct views of one another, and Rhett could see most of her body.  Her legs were crossed at the ankles, relaxed against the seat of her chair.  Her skirt had ridden up, revealing the smooth skin of her thighs.  She mindlessly toyed with the hem, pulling it higher and higher up her leg.  Rhett thickly swallowed, letting his mind swim with sinful thoughts of marking up her legs, littering them with pretty purple bruises and lovebites.  He thought of kneading the soft flesh with his calloused hands, relishing in the goosebumps he would leave behind, and how the plush fat would feel wrapped around his head, muffling his hearing so he’d only just barely hear the beautiful noises he would draw out of her.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Rhett was thrown from his thoughts when (Y/N) suddenly readjusted in her seat, crossing one leg over the other and swiveling her body, so she was sitting sideways on the chair.  He panicked, body flushing with embarrassment as his eyes flashed up to her face, finding that she was already staring at him.  He had been caught staring at her legs, his mind running rampant with fantasies.  (Y/N) grinned, her teeth chewing on her lip as she let her eyes wander over Rhett’s body before she looked at the pulpit once more, pretending as if she hadn’t exposed Rhett’s shamelessness in checking her out.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎(Y/N) had always been an interesting woman.  She was the epitome of a pastor’s daughter.  She attended church every Sunday, helped out in the daycare on weekdays, was active in the Women’s Group, and helped plan fundraising events for families in the congregation that needed extra funds.  She never did anything wrong, anything sinful, and always said the nicest things with a bright smile on her face.  She wore conservative clothes, nothing too tight or revealing, and her face was always cleared of heavy makeup, giving her such an innocent look with lightly coated lashes, soft rosy cheeks, and glossy lips.  But Rhett had always thought there was something more just underneath the surface.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎They had grown up together, going through elementary to high school in the same classes.  While Rhett grew rebellious and ambitious to achieve fame as a bull rider, (Y/N) remained the sweet, innocent girl that was content to live her life in Wabang as the pastor’s daughter.  By graduation, they were nothing more than strangers to one another, their reputations landing them on different ends of Wabang High’s social stratosphere.  But that didn’t stop Rhett from watching her as she led the congregation in song or served food at the church’s monthly luncheon, blushing when she’d catch his eye or muttering an excuse to leave before his stomach would lurch with a delicious, yet sometimes overwhelming, fluttery feeling.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Rhett was too young and stupid to realize what his longing looks and flustered words around her meant.  He was too naive to understand that his nerves and the funny feeling in his stomach meant more than just a childhood crush.  For years, the youngest Abbott oftentimes tried to convince himself that he was just imagining the lingering stares or the suggestive brushing of her fingertips against him when she passed him.  He tried to brush it off as his darkest fantasies trying to turn polite glances and innocent touches into something more, his mind playing cruel tricks on him in place of his lonesome nights.
‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎But that was before they grew up.  Now, after being in the world and experiencing real attraction, real lust, he was convinced that it was something more.  He was convinced that (Y/N) knew what she was doing and that she was purposeful in how she looked at him or placed her hand over his when handing him his food at the luncheons.  He was certain now that he wasn’t imagining things when she smirked and turned away, continuing to innocently play with her skirt and show Rhett more and more of her skin after she’d caught him.
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unhinged-nymph · 8 months
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Hoo boy... time for my thoughts on the Kissing Brittany segment...
I love how the prompt was for only one of them to kiss Brittany, and then Stevie even said that they needed to decide who it would be, but still Link *immediately* put his hand on Rhett’s shoulder and said “You first, then me second. I’ll take sloppy seconds.” Like WHATTTT?
Rhett: “So you’re going to do this after me?” *stares deep into Link’s soul* *proceeds to tongue the CRAP out of Brittany’s mouth* ?????? “I’m sorry I did that” no you’re not and I KNOW you’re not because of the fuckin look you gave the camera after you said it
Link FIXING HIS PANTS because of how low Brittany was like COME ON BRUV and if you pull those pants up and higher i'm going to pass out so CHILL and stop drawing attention to your literal crotch you horny little gremlin!
Link’s promise to make out with something after Rhett made out with it… Like both of you are being so extra about this making out situation that maybe you should JUST KISS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Very very intriguing moment overall. They're honestly not that great at holding up their promises (unfortunately proved over and over again...) but I'm sure hoping they follow through with that one because I gotta see how that all plays out haha
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kiss prompt "i love it when you kiss me"
It’s spring, and the lilacs are blooming, and the weather is warm.
Rhett is sixteen and Link is still fifteen, so it’s up to Rhett to drive them everywhere they want to go.
And today they’re at the river.
They're lying on the river bank, and Rhett's been talking about the most recent girlfriend to dump him, and how he’s had the worst luck lately. He can get girlfriends pretty easily, but lately he’s had a hard time keeping them. If he doesn’t get bored, they seem to, and he’s dumped quickly with little explanation.
Link’s been quietly listening to all of Rhett’s little insecurities.
Maybe they don’t like him.
Maybe he’s boring.
Maybe his breath stinks.
He asks Link to smell it, and Link leans in as Rhett breathes into his nostrils, 'hahhh hahhhhhh', and Link says it’s okay, same as anyone else’s breath would probably be.
Rhett is friendly, and he's nice to girls.
At least he thinks he is. He tries to be.
So maybe he’s just bad at kissing.
Link makes a ‘pffft’ sound.
“I doubt that’s it,” Link mumbles as he stares up at the clouds, “I love it when you kiss me.”
Rhett whips his head in Link's direction.
“What??”
Because they’ve never kissed. Not once. Ever.
Link glances over at him, nonchalant, “What?”
It takes a moment before realization dawns on Link’s face and his eyes go wide.
“Did I say that out loud?” A blush is traveling up his neck as he stammers, “I didn’t mean that.. I just meant.. I was only...” Link stares at Rhett for a moment. “Aw shit.”
“What?”
“Nothin’.”
“Link, what?? Why’d you say it like that?” Rhett’s face is etched with confusion.
Link sighs, and props himself up on his elbow, so he’s facing Rhett. “You swear you ain’t gonna laugh?”
Rhett mirrors his pose, looking more serious than he’s ever looked as he whispers, “I ain’t gonna laugh at you, man.”
Link has to close his eyes to say it. “I.. Us.. kissing..? I think about it sometimes..”
“Sometimes??”
“Yeah.” Link peeks an eye open to look at him.
“How many times??” Rhett asks.
Link clamps his eyes shut again and quickly spits out the words, “Twice, maybe, I dunno, maybe more, five or six times, maybe seven”
“Seven times??”
“I don’t know! Stop askin’ me about it.”
“What do you think about??”
“Dang, man, I don’t know,” Link flops back on the grass, and slaps his hand over his eyes, sounding like he’s in pain, “You kissin’ me, or me kissin’ you, whatever.. I wish I’d never said nothin’.”
“You really think about it??”
“Yeah..”
Rhett stares at him, waiting for Link to say more, or look at him, or something.
When Link doesn’t move, Rhett breathes out, “Why?”
“I don’t know, dude, shut up. Forget I ever said anything.”
“Well I can’t just forget it..”
“Pretend you forget then.”
“Pretend?? I don’t know if..” Rhett’s voice trails off.
They’re quiet for a minute and then Rhett leans closer and gently pulls Link’s hand away from his face.
And Link looks up at him as Rhett dips his head down to kiss him.
They push their lips together for a moment or two, uncertain, and when Rhett pulls back, Link closes his eyes and makes a kind of frustrated sound, breathing noisily out of his nose.
Rhett flops down beside him, looking up at the sky, groaning, “It was bad, wasn’t it? That’s why I keep getting’ dumped!”
“Nooo,” Link whines, “It wasn’t bad, dude, it was great.”
Rhett stops his groaning and glances over at him. “Really?”
“Yeah.” Link frowns up at the sky, looking pained.
“You sure?” Rhett asks, “Because you look kinda upset about it.”
“Yeah.”
“What’s wrong then?”
“Well, now I know what it’s like, and you’re still gonna be out there kissin’ a bunch of girls instead of me.”
Rhett looks away for a moment, surprised, staring up at the sky and the clouds, and it looks like it might rain in a bit, and maybe they should grab their stuff and head on out, and he’s got a test at school on Monday, and he should probably go home soon and study, and maybe he’d be okay with kissing Link some more.
Maybe they could do it a lot.
Maybe he doesn’t have to always be looking for a girlfriend.
Maybe he could have a boyfriend. For awhile.
Rhett looks back over at Link. “You really wanna.. kiss me more?”
“I mean, yeah, dude. I think about it a lot.”
“Seven times?”
Link laughs, “More than seven.”
“Eight?”
“Way more.”
Rhett rolls onto his side, and leans in to kiss Link again.
It lasts a little longer this time, and Rhett tries a couple moves with his tongue, and Link tries a couple things too, and Rhett’s pretty sure he’s not a bad kisser after all.
And Link’s definitely good at it.
“I think I love it too,” Rhett breathes as they pull apart.
Link gives him a confused look, “You love what?”
“When I kiss you.”
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Did you see in todays gmm around 15:45, Link says something about how kiwis and figs don't cohabitate and Rhett goes "its a sin if they do" and just stares at him all sad and MY HEART BROKE
Yep. He definitely meant that this way. He didn't look very sad to me but certainly wry and sour. Also figs are a euphemism for gay people, especially in the Mediterranean, and perhaps they know this because Link had this faint smile when he said "I have figs in my garden".
Since we're at it, wanna mention two other moments I found interesting in today's GMM+More?
a) Rhett absolutely did NOT like the crew cheering Link joke. One might say he got jealous because in the end he was saying "why do I never get any of this when I win" but this was a gaslighting joke because obviously Rhett must know why he doesn't get any of this when he wins. When David Hill only cheered Link, he was fine, but when two other crew members came on, interrupting Link from his thought process during the game, Rhett got angry.
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Rhett thought the funniness at this point was surpassed by the backhandedness at Link's expense and he did not like that at all. In fact, Link also did not like this addition and apparently Rhett was able to predict how Link would feel. Look how they communicate their mutual distaste .
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Sorry for the bad quality, it's a long gif. Rhett watches Link's reaction nervously, Link doesn't want to insult the crew members but he absolutely dislikes this. Unsure what to do and when he looks at Rhett, Rhett gestures "I also hate this but perhaps you should go with it now", Link half-heartedly complies and turns his irritation into a "where is David Hill" joke.
Once Link makes the decision to be a good sport, Rhett follows and similarly channels his anger into a "wow why not to me too" joke.
I love how much Rhett empathised with Link here. Rhett remained in a sullen mood the whole episode and honestly I don't think him losing was the main reason.
b) In GMMore we had a rare moment of Link being a little affected by a woman hehe He was teasing Justine with the good ol' parking lot pickle and when Stevie interrupted to warn her to not fall for Link's tricks, Justine decided to play along with Link "It's my boss! What is it, sir?"
Guuuuurl, all the right words, dang!
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"No, don't do that" and the Link!nape touch, you know what that means!
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WATCHING YOUR EVERY SUSPICIOUS MOVE
Rhett kept third-wheeling so hard in this GMMore and he was visibly both sullen and amused by his third-wheelingness.
Also salty!Rhett struck slightly earlier when he said the parking lot pickle has become so routine you forget about it, which probably didn't register with Link, because if it did, he would have poured all the pickle juice on top of him, at least mentally. It reminds me of that comment Rhett had done "We are the two most vanilla men in the world" lol and which he had implied again in multiple situations XD
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prompt: hair/haircut
Thanks for the prompt, lovely anon! With this one I decided to do something different. It happened to match a lil with a story I've been turning around in my head for some time now. It's something I might write for Christmas and it's inspired by Taylor Swift's song 'tis the damn season. So, here's a lil sneak peak! (This is an AU.)
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The bell above Link’s salon door jingled and frigid winter air rushed into Link’s small salon, raising the skin of his arms into goosebumps. It had been snowing all day and every new customer dragged in melting snow that Link kept having to mop before it sank into the cracks of the flooring and made it warp and bubble. It was late afternoon and despite loving his chosen vocation, Link was tired and ready to wrap up for the holidays. There was only one more customer left, a new one, someone who'd used the online booking on Link’s website, something his regulars never did. Link was keeping his fingers crossed for a quick, and especially quiet, appointment. He plastered on his famously charming customer service smile and turned to greet the stranger.
The hello got stuck in his throat as soon as his brain caught up with his heart that had already picked up speed, making Link feel a bit faint. A mess of blonde curls, tall lanky frame and intense green eyes waited for him at the doorway. The man was holding his bright red toboggan with both of his large hands, worrying its edge with his fingers. His hair was longer, but he’d trimmed his beard since the last time Link saw him in person. Not that he didn’t see him on the TV and in the newsstands what seemed like every other day. And online, even more photos and videos awaited. But those Link tried not to seek out and look. Tried being the operative word.  
His smile fell and he crossed his arms over his chest.
“You’re not Tom Johnson,” he said, his voice flat. Rhett gave him a sheepish smile and shrugged off snow from his shoulders. There was already a puddle forming under his boots. Link chose to stare at the offending slush rather than look at the achingly gorgeous man.
“No, I’m not,” Rhett agreed, his voice low and cloying. The familiar sweet tang of it filled Link��s chest with longing so deep and raw he almost had to sit down to bear it. Stubbornly, he wrapped his arms tighter around himself and kept his eyes on the floor, watching as the puddle grew, meeting the edge of the shaggy pink rug decorating the small sitting area next to the entrance.
“Sorry about the alias,” Rhett continued when Link said nothing. “But it felt like the only way to get you to see me.”
Link dragged his gaze from the floor and raised one eyebrow. “You ever heard of these newfangled things? What are they called again? I think the kids these days call ‘em tellyphones.” His voice was higher than he liked, but snarky enough to hopefully hide it.
Rhett’s apologetic expression faltered and Link watched guilt and pain flash across his handsome features. Link hated the fact that his gut reaction was to go to Rhett. He hated his stupid heart for wanting to soothe the man. His head knew better, but his heart ached to wrap Rhett in his arms and wipe away the hurt—either with his words or with his mouth, whichever Rhett would accept this time.
But there would be no such foolishness this year. Link planted his feet firmly on the floor and glowered at Rhett. After last Christmas, he’d made a promise to himself. No more. Enough was enough. This year, he was going to be strong and stay away from Rhett McLaughlin's arms—and even further away from his bed.
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mythicalshipping · 2 years
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So, today’s ep... Similarly to ep 2196 where Rhett gets a pat on the back from a stranger:
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Link again makes the “stiff expression with raised eyebrows in passive aggressive nonchalance” look, but to the point of exaggeration, as if he thinks it will come across differently. But is unsuccessful. It is in fact worse. It’s the way Rhett roughly pulls Moochelle towards his body while Link stares on longingly, pretending that he isn’t. 
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Then we have Rhett channeling his inner anime girl as he says his codeword for mythical ot4 catchphrase. 
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Y’all, I can’t be the only one who noticed this. Rhett went into a silly voice after so I can’t tell if he knows how this sounds and is ignoring it or--
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o.o IS THIS THE CODEWORD LINK IS SUPPOSED TO SAY BACK?!!?
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“Do I have to pay for it?” THAT LIL SMARMY SMIRK AS RHETT SITS THERE WITH HIS BILLOWING EMERALD TOP TO MATCH THE HUE OF HIS EYES, CURLS BLOWING IN THE BREEZE LIKE HE’S SOME KIND OF GD ROMANCE NOVEL COVER MODEL. 
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the trials on brittany broski's royal court
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ladycynthiana · 4 years
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I need to talk about this LONG moment where they stared at each other after watching the BFF sketch.
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jacularmetteld · 6 years
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lovelyrhink · 2 years
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link says it one night, unprompted, with his knees pulled up. they're on the couch watching old movies with the sound low so'as'ta not wake their roommate gregg sleeping in the other room. paper thin walls. link keeps his voice down when he says it, husky.
"i'm not like, into you at all."
rhett's fingers curl in his popcorn bowl, lip twitching. he feels uncomfortably warm in the seconds before link speaks again.
"when i act like i am. i mean, i'm not. i'm just playin'."
"yeah." it's gruff, and rhett keeps his eyes on the screen. "i know."
rhett feels link's stare on his face, then catches the worry of his pink pouty lip out the corner of his eye. he rushes to speak again, nervous to level the field, wanting to be semi-truthful just as link had done.
"i mean, me too. not- not bein', like, havin' the hots for you." breath rushes out and link's blue eyes are back on him, hanging on every word. "when i touch your waist 'n stuff. i'm also just. playin'."
"oh, yeah i know." link stares at rhett a second longer then turns his focus back on the screen. he shifts a little closer to rhett and reaches for the popcorn, groping for the handful rhett won't let go of.
a few seconds later, link speaks again. "you can do it if you want. touch my waist, i mean. nows'i know you don't mean it."
rhett's nerves pool in his stomach, and he's careful in his answer so he doesn't break this delicate game link's laid out for him. when his lips part to speak, though, he's less than delicate. "i like doin' it."
the boys hold their breath, unsure if rhett's broken their invisible rule. rhett waits to see if his clumsy mouth will nix what he's said, but the moment goes on and link moves his arm out from under his head.
"then it won't matter that i like to do this?" link says, and gropes rhett's knee.
rhett flushes with something hot and intense like he's never felt, and he quickly covers his lap with the popcorn bowl. he knows what it feels like to be excited, but this is different. deeper, in his stomach.
link senses rhett's curious reaction and responds by tickling rhett's knee, wordlessly squeezing and then moving his hand slowly up rhett's knee. rhett watches, transfixed, stomach sinking deeper and face flushing hotter the higher link's hand climbs, up his thigh-
"i'm not into this at all," rhett whispers as he pushes the popcorn bowl off his lap and presents his sweatpants to link. the two leads of the movie swoon in a passionate kiss as link's uncharacteristically sure hand ghosts over rhett's groin.
fingertips curl in the strings of rhett's sweats, link's fingers creeping towards the soft grey hem as he cooes, "i'm just playin'..."
gregg then enters the living room and the boys leap apart. he groggily goes to the fridge for god knows what as the two sit paralyzed, hearts racing and faces beet red.
groggy gregg waves at them as he disappears, and they share a knowing look as if to say, we weren't into that at all. wanna play?
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malienessan · 2 years
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I have written something
I can never keep things to myself, it's virtually impossible. So here we are, with a teaser for an untitled project I've been working on during my easter break.
Read more below the cut... *dun dun duh*
“I’m getting a new therapist.”
Link throws it out, casually, during lunch at work, him and Rhett sitting in their office, stuffing their faces with a chicken sandwich each.
Rhett doesn’t answer, at first, he is only listening with half an ear. But after half a minute or so, his brain registers it.
“You’re what, now? A new therapist? You just started seeing a new one?”
Link lifts his eyes from his phone screen, where he is googling something.
“I’ve had my new therapist for almost four months, Rhett. And he thinks I could use a referral.”
Rhett stares at him. “A referral? Why?”
Link sighs. “You’re full of questions today, Rhett.” He looks at his best friend. “He thinks that I could do with… unconventional therapy, since I’m not really making any progress.”
Rhett frowns. He puts his phone away and scoots closer, where they’re sitting on the couch.
“I thought you were making progress. You’ve got your anxiety under control, what more does he think you need?”
Link shrugs. Both he and Rhett knows that Link has severe abandonment issues and that they’re incredibly deeply rooted. Link sort of feels like he could just go on like he’s doing now, acknowledging them but not let them control his life. But his therapist says that he should at least try to get to the bottom of it.
Hence, the referral.
“My abandonment issues. My attachment to you.” He pulls up Google maps and finds the driving directions to his new therapist’s office. “It’s fine, I’ll give it a go. I wasn’t exactly happy with my therapist anyway.”
“Huh.” Rhett isn’t convinced, but he knows when to push and when not to push. “Who’s it, then? This new therapist?”
Link looks at his screen and sighs, deeply. “He lives in Beverly Hills, has his practice there, too.” He finally looks at Rhett, a faint smile on his lips. “You think he’s some sort of celebrity therapist?”
Rhett laughs. “He must be, it ain’t cheap living in Beverly Hills.” He scoots closer, his leg pressing up against Link. “Where exactly is it?”
Link makes an opening motion with thumb and index finger on the screen, making it zoom in on a small stretch of street, like a tendril shooting out from the proper street, the house looking almost small, compared to the others around it, but Link knows it’s still huge, considering the veritable mansions he knows are situated there.
There are trees covering the lot, and the house is built like a crescent, the back-yard pool mimicking the shape. Link knows he will feel like he doesn’t fit in there, but on the other hand, therapy always makes him uncomfortable, so… He centers the lot on the screen and shows Rhett. “Right here, on Lago Vista Drive.”
Rhett stills for a moment, then lets out a long whistle. “Man, we’re talking celebrity now, big time. What’s his name, I’m gonna google him?”
Link zooms in once more, trying to get clues from the picture. There are none. He looks at Rhett again. “He’s called Hannibal Lecter.”
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kiss prompt - “it’s not that I want to kiss you…”
Rhett is obsessed with it.
He talks about it constantly.
Camping, lip gloss, sharing food, a camera crew, Stevie watching, kissing games, spin the bottle, Rhett’s lips, Link’s lips, they could do it here, there, they could do it for money, do it for charity, do it for a joke, do it as a gag, do it for the Society.
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.
Rhett never shuts up about it.
Until finally one day Link loses it.
“ENOUGH. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. CAN YOU STOP?”
Rhett stares at him, wide-eyed, “Whuuut.”
“STOP TALKING ABOUT US KISSING!! You go on about it all the time! Why do you have to bring it up so much?? IT’S A THING ON OUR SHOW NOW! Camping?? And kissing games? And lip gloss –
“Hey, man, you did that one.”
“STEVIE WATCHING!” Link continues. “Watching us camp and watching us kiss? And camping and camping and more camping? It’s almost weird to ask you if you wanna go camping now because you’ve got it so tied up with kissing in my head!”
Link sighs exasperatedly.
“Why, man?? What’s your obsession with it?”
Rhett just stares back at him, blinking. “I’m not obsessed.”
“Sure seems like you are.”
“Hey, man, I’m not.”
Link doesn't reply, like he's waiting for a better explanation.
“I mean, it’s not that I want to kiss you…” Rhett mutters. “I just think about it a lot… and talk about it a lot. I’m not even sure which one came first at this point.. the thinking or the talking.. But I’m not OBSESSED.”
Link continues to stare at him. Waiting.
“I’m not,” Rhett tries again. “But.. yeah.”
Link breathes out a huff of air. “Would it help if we just did it?”
“Did it???”
“Dude, relax,” Link rolls his eyes, “I’m just talkin about a kiss. You and me, right here. Like, get it outta your system?”
“You’d do that?”
Link just shrugs. “Sure, I don’t care, it’s just a kiss.”
Rhett is speechless.. terrified.
“I mean, I know you’re into these lips,” Link jokes, “so the answer should be easy. You wanna or not?”
Rhett nods pathetically, “YES.”
Link steps forward and goes up on his toes, grabbing Rhett by the back of the neck and pulling him down, making him kiss.
And they kiss.
A real kiss.
Without jokes or lip gloss or camping or Stevie or anything.
Just them, and Link’s lips on his.
And when they pull away Rhett finds his voice and shakes his head, defiantly, “NOPE. That didn’t help, man. Ohh, nope nope nope. Uh uh. We made it worse.”
Link just laughs. “Alright, guess we’ll just have to keep doin’ it.”
“What?”
“Man, I don’t care, I’ll kiss you whenever.”
“WHAT?”
“But you gotta shut up about it.”
Rhett nods dumbly, “Okay.”
“No more talking about it on GMM. No more camping trips with Stevie. No more suggestive talk and teasing the beasts about it.”
“Okay.”
“Deal?” Link offers his hand, waiting for Rhett to shake it.
“Really?”
“Well, yeah. We got a deal or not?”
Rhett grabs his hand and shakes it repeatedly, “DEAL, man, deal deal deal.”
 And Link pulls him in to kiss him again.
It’s not that he wanted to kiss Link.. but now that he’s done it Rhett doesn’t plan to stop.
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