I don't own a copy of The Mythical Cookbook (unfortunate, I know :( ) but I did take a pic of one of the many illustrations from within the book that cracked me up. 😆
Link from Good Mythical Morning was washing a black cat in a bowl of Oreos and milk and when I asked him why, he confidently said, “It’s ok, they’re bicephalic,” because he thought it meant the same thing as omnivorous.