all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

After all this mayhem, the possibility of getting that wedding cake perfectly half down to the very ounce, let alone with a bride missing, was like one in a hundred and I am perhaps being too generous.

let's be clear about this.

I loved this moment because Rhett clearly meant it to be intentional. But it came out SO intentional that it ended up feeling unintentional to Link, so you can literally see his brain going "why is he being so loud, we are not in our secret honeymoon, we're in our secret 10 year anniversary".

“lemme spot ya”

In his early youth he looked so timid, even in the photoshoots. He would often stand on the side or in the back despite being the singer. He basically transformed after Brian passed away and Keith fell too deep into drug use.

Alexis Korner: I always felt that Mick had the ultimate strength and that little streak of cruelty and ruthlessness. It may very easily have been Mick's defence mechanism operating, making himself seem more cruel than he was and thus less likely to suffer attack. But the feeling of cruelty and ruthlessness was definitely there. And also his sullenness, which is what I thought his meanness was at the time. But he wasn't so much sullen as shy. He was just shy and didn't talk very much. Yet it came across as sullen. And that was a part of the attraction of Mick.

Mick Jagger biography by Anthony Scaduto (1974)

Spring in Holland

I am embarrassed to say that I never really thought about the possibility of falling through a cloud, let alone a storm one .

is there any benefit in downloading the desktop app for tumblr? Apart from having a shortcut on desktop, I don't see it being any easier or better, maybe the contrary...?

Cursing your dash with dark!Boromir

He overpowered Frodo at Amon Hen, claimed the Ring, and returned to Minas Tirith to raise an army against Mordor

He's so full of hubris he doesn't even draw his sword before he's killed and the Ring retaken by the enemy, WOMP WOMP

"Beautiful and terrible as the dawn;" on his return to Minas Tirith, here's how he appears to Faramir, who pieces together what his older brother has done with growing horror

Last bit of sanity before being totally consumed! NIGHT NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT, mwah! :-*

Bro to baby in 5 seconds.

This just in: Link Neal's friend Smooth McButthole hasn't been boned yet.

this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy