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vanosslirious · 4 days
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Fandom: Banana Bus Squad (Vanoss Crew.)
Ch: 32 • Hidden Pieces In Open Spaces.
POV: Vanoss.
Words: 3.062 | 54.432
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"Mine, you're mine!" he called out, and he was shot behind the leg, a gasp tore itself from his throat as he stumbled and fell hard onto the lawn. His fingers dug into the dirt, dragging himself toward the object.
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vanosslirious · 4 days
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SMii7y: Puffer, you gotta stop giving it away like that, dude.
Puffer: *stutters* Are you yelling at me, really?
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vanosslirious · 4 days
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Puffer: That was a good game, guys, that was fun.
SMii7y: I don't think that one's going into the video.
Blarg: Was it a good game? I...You know what, it's going in mine.
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vanosslirious · 4 days
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Blarg: There were three Toads on me!
SMii7y: *chuckles* Yeah, that's why you pass it, dummy.
Blarg: Uh, into the Toads??
SMii7Y: No! To me, you volley it, you dumb bitch!
Blarg: You have to create some space!!
SMii7y: Yeah, I did, you have to fucking volley that bitch over.
Puffer: JESUS!
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vanosslirious · 10 days
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Fandom: Banana Bus Squad (Vanoss Crew.)
Ch: 31 • Lavender Heights | CaRtOoNz.
Words: 1.075 | 51.362
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And where the hell was Brock in all of this?
Did they take him somewhere else?
That seemed incredibly likely at this point.
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vanosslirious · 10 days
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Delirious: Let's dive together.
Vanoss: What do you mean, dive together? What the hell is that, is that a bicycle?
Delirious: *jumps past Vanoss* It's a bicycle.
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vanosslirious · 10 days
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Nogla: And he's dead...
Delirious: *struggling* No, no, no, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive!
Nogla: How are you alive?!
Delirious: Stand up, stand up!
Nogla: HOW!?!
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vanosslirious · 10 days
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Vanoss: Oh shit, Nogla, we're gonna die.
Nogla: I'm already pretty high up right now.
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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Fandom: Banana Bus Squad (Vanoss Crew.)
Ch: 59 • SilentDroidd.
Words: 1.115 | 32.547.
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"Brian burned your papers," Arlen said to him.
The man, Dr. Thornhill nodded his head. "Yes, he does that, doesn't he?"
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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SMii7y: Kong Donkey.
*Soup laughing*
SMii7y: Shut the fuck up.
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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Grizzy: Soup, on a scale of one to ten, how drunk are you right now?
Soup: Dude, I'm like a eleven and something.
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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SMii7y: Puffer? Puffer...
Puffer: Er...SMii7y?!?
SMIi7y: ...We'll speak about this later, mister.
Puffer: No! Please, not a pay cut, please!
Grizzy: Step in the SMii7y+ office~
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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SMii7y: *throws a green shell and misses* Shouldn't have said anything in hindsight, Puffer, sorry.
Puffer: ...Aye, SMii7y, watch out. *blows up SMii7y*
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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Grizzy: I'm gonna continue talking so SMii7y can't get his sentence out.
SMii7y: You know what, I'm having another fucking beer. *bottle noises*
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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Soup: What Mii pops up on the...on the flat Earth?
SMii7y: I hate that you can see there's...there's a clear roundness to it, and he still says it.
Puffer: It's clearly not flat.
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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Droidd: I did an IQ test the other day, it's 105 to 120. Mh hmm.
Pezzy: What does that mean?
Grizzy: You have IQ?
SMii7y: What are those, fucking highways? What are you saying?
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vanosslirious · 11 days
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #316
Vanoss Crew Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 8 ]
SMII7Y
Why would you let me play again?
Why, he’s going to win?
We can win this game together.
What the fuck did you get?
I’ll have to come in and save the day.
How do you get one every time?
You shouldn’t have talked shit.
Where did he get that?
Let’s go…back to where we were.
I can’t do any of that.
I’ve been waiting so long for this!
This is literally a dream come true.
I can't see it, but I spent money on this, so I hope it looks good for you.
What the fuck you doing up there?
Let’s survey the area.
Yes, I am aware of that, and I will get to that.
This is couples therapy.
I’m coming to check it out.
Look at you go, beautiful.
Are you just standing in the middle and spinning?
BIGPUFFER
As long as I am in the middle.
He's looking right at us, I think he got pissed.
What is this red spot?
He'll probably jump over it.
He's throwing a rock.
Can you take shelter inside?
There's another guy in here.
Can you go to the roof, take the ladder to your left.
What have we created?
Wait, are we going against each other, how does this work?
BLARGMYSCHNOOPLE
I was so excited that I was the crab.
Oh my God, you guys are so far away.
Oh, you did this at a very bad time.
I was facing the wrong way and someone froze me.
My game isn't even up yet.
Hold on, let me try something.
Can't hit what you can't see, bitch.
Hit me, I dare you.
Well, I'll see you guys later, we're all done.
Like two seconds ago, but you weren't paying attention.
GRIZZY
And there's people on top of the hill.
Are you guys coming in here with me?
I'm so sorry!
I got no shields.
Why are you doing handstands?
We're never gonna see him again.
I guess I'll take it.
Look at us arguing like brother and sister, oh my God.
Now I'm trapped in the corner.
I tried to save your life.
VANOSSGAMING
Where's leaf blower guy?
Relax, it's just a crab.
What the fuck is that down there?
Kill me, bitch, I don't have it.
Uh, I did something bad.
I think it's quite crafty, it's in my art project.
I don't know, I've never seen that before.
I lost all composure when I saw something pop up, and I started clicking.
I told you the birds steal shit.
Should I start it?
NOGLA
Oh, that means we survived one day, congratulations.
Where do we get out, is this our new home?
Okay, we’re back here, what’s up?
Maybe he gave me a break this week.
It's like a wooden cookie.
You can't do anything with this.
He has your eyes, he's your baby.
We should probably prepare.
Stop going down, bitch.
Nope, you want me to take a photo of him?
MOO
What was the code?
I'm just gonna enter every number.
I got it, I'm so freaking smart.
Learn how to do math, idiots.
I should be in bed right now.
I have feelings still.
I'm a killing machine. 
Someone's here.
That's actually genius.
Oh, we're fighting different people.
WILDCAT
I'm not sucking enough people.
If you're an imposter, I kindly ask you to take us both out.
Can I have a milkshake?
You know what, I'll take it.
Oh my God, I just witnessed that.
Yes, obviously, dumbass!
Ask him why he did that.
You can't talk to anyone that's already dead, right?
That was fun, you got to talk to him for a little bit.
That was a fun little adventure we went on.
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