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asses-to-ashes · 5 months
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Some cute Longfire for the soul
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asses-to-ashes · 10 months
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ok . i fucking want dark plots. 
we just fucking murdered your neighbor and you look hot with blood splattered on your face and whoops now we’re on a killing spree because i can’t stop the bloodlust. the cops are trying to find us but we’re always one step ahead. we’ll never fucking look back baby they’ll never fucking know we did it. like a literal serial killer duo who knows what the FUCK they r doing 
ur a vampire who i met at a club and was dancing on and i woke up in ur bed with marks all over my neck and i’m terrified but also kinda fucking turned on and i don’t know what to do
i’ve been stalking you and i think it’s about time you know just how much i love you. we’re meant to be together. let me fucking kIDNAP you and try to do that whole stockholm syndrome thing and what do you fucking mean it’s not working we’re meant to be. you’re gonna fucking love me or you’re gonna fucking die . 
we’re both fucking crazy i burned your shit last week you fucked my best friend to spite me i released your nudes you told my mom about the time i got arrested we have a sex tape and we’re never leaving each other because we tear each other apart but we don’t know how to live otherwise
we were in rival gangs and i started dating you to get information for mine and i got caught but i only realized i was in love with you when you were jamming your knife into my stomach. 
anything fucking dark and stomach twisting like literal fucking sketch ass aus 
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asses-to-ashes · 10 months
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When someone with "proshitters kys challenge" in their bio reblogs content from multiple different people I know are proshippers, seemingly not realizing that the op of these posts are proship:
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asses-to-ashes · 1 year
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yeah they’re gay keep walkin
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asses-to-ashes · 1 year
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Girl, are you okay, you haven't even tortured your little fictional characters today
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asses-to-ashes · 1 year
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Doing more art... Finally
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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Antis plz go away 😇
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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[This user owns horses.]
#me
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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so you admit no one is harmed and you just want to police people for indulging in fiction you don’t personally enjoy. bestie you sound like a book burner. people are not predators over fictional characters either like. girl. what planet are you from thats a fucking ridiculous claim with no backing. you JUST said it doesn’t hurt real people. you’re a clown.
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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"this ship is gross!" I'm about to make it grosser
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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" there's a poem that she wrote and hid under the mattress
and if you find it please leave it alone. "
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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Side hustle (that he does for free🙄)
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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[Text: This system is more focused on the amnesia and dissociation parts of their disorder than the alters.]
Like/Reblog if you save or use!
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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Proud to be proship!
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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"Proshippers are so defensive and have victim complexes!!!"
Repeated death threats do that to a guy.
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asses-to-ashes · 2 years
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girl help, the antis are trying to convince me im a pedophile because i enjoy age gap ships between completely fictional characters whilst i actively despise and do my best to report actual legitimate pedophiles and "maps"
girl help, the antis are telling me that shipping fictional incest between two fictional characters is just as bad as when my irl father tried to kidnap me to marry me
girl help, the antis are trying to convince me they aren't just regurgitating conservative christian ideals wrapped in fake leftism
girl help, antis never have and never will respect real survivors
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