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money-and-dandellions · 5 months

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so um a headcanon of Lester singing ballads and ballad-like songs (like, eight minutes long) at camp half-blood campfire or while he and Meg were driving through the States.

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jupiterlandings · 6 months

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“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

#ramblings #percy jackson #pjo #OMG PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW SHE WAS THERE THE LONGEST #ITS STILL P WILD TO HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD IN CHARGE OF ALL HER SIBLINGS CALM DOWN PLS #I READ THE BOOKS I DID MY TIME LET ME JOKE ABOUT THIS

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luminarai · 17 days

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Most people will tell you that giving your pets any kind of medication in pill form is an absolute nightmare, meanwhile I have the exact opposite problem.

A friend of mine was watching my cat Mim while I was travelling this weekend and when he went to split her weekly allergy pill (made to split into 4 small pills when you press down on it with a finger) to give her the usual 1/4, he fumbled it and sent it skittering across the floor where my ridiculous pill-loving menace of cat immediately gobbled down the whole thing, leading to me receiving a panicked phone call at 11 pm from said friend who was understandably freaking out (everyone’s fine, a single high dose won’t cause any problems as long as it’s just this once).

Behold: the villain herself, basking in the success of her crime (she’d be planning her next pill-related heist but, as you can see if you look closely, there’s there’s nothing but elevator music behind those eyes)

#cecil blogs her life #Mim the cat #cats of tumblr #black cats #we were just settling down for sleep when he called too and I was SO confused bc I’d prepared the pills beforehand so for a moment #I thought he might have grabbed the calming pills she gets for new years that she also gets 1/4 of so I was almost #freaking out right alongside of him but thankfully it was the allergy pills #he just hadn’t seen the little plastic thing I’d put out with them inside #it was actually both him and his gf cat sitting so they kept and extra close eye on her and spent even more time with her the rest of the #weekend - and Mim who’s a total attention hog just lapped it all up #pretty sure she thought it was a reward lmao

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mechabutchzilla · 6 months

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idk, i think she expected a spectral pair of breasts to spawn from out of nowhere

#metroid #metroid fusion #samus aran #metroid nightmare #didyouknowgaming: nintendo gave samus such a flat ass in metroid fusion that it made me angry #i needed to draw her with a round ass to calm down

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lgbtlunaverse · 2 months

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"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #laios touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi meta #again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny #and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings #i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag #so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this #and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way #though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them #in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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why is Clara kinda…

Ain’t no way y’all gonna yearn for her,,

#ask reply #I DREW HER ONCE #AND I genuinely got so many ‘Clara kinda..’ comments #CALM DOWN #that’s Michael’s Kin you’re gonna piss him off/hj #though I will say I actually really enjoyed drawing Clara #kinda wish I could draw her more sometime #we all Stan Clara 💜💜💜

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ruubesz-draws · 2 months

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When bae is angry at you

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lazylittledragon · 9 months

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something something more alt dads

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #i can't believe we never even CONSIDERED how robin would react to what eddie did to steve #she would calm down eventually but at first #it's execute on sight #that's her BOY #i don't see her as Designated Mean Lesbian UNLESS it's steve #if steve wasn't still so sickeningly in love with him eddie would be dead

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thegreatgeodo · 3 months

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Alright let's do this

At 10 notes i'll Say something Nice to a random mutual (Not posting the proof sorry y'all)

At 20 notes i'll say something very nice to all of my mutuals

At 50 notes i'll start studying what is a dual person and how it affects me

At 70 i'll clean up my office (gonna do it tomorrow cuz it's late as i write this)

At 120 notes i'll post a random pic from my phone

(early art for Geodo!)

At 150 notes i'll study some more for school (Fiiine i'll be more responsible, goddamn)

At 200 notes i'll read the picture of Dorian gray as much as possible in 2 hours (i read it 8 times)

At 300 notes i'll take one of those gender tests (it called me gay and i'm unsure what to think of it)

At 350 notes i'll post the very much unfinished alpha of my videogame (still cant find the fucking thing)

At 1k notes i'll tell my psychologist about Cassidy (IT WAS ALL FINE YIPEE!!)

At 5k notes i'll drink battery acid (Sour strips candies + monster)

#btw cassidy is uh the girl thingy idk what to call her who lives in my head #think about it like having a secind set of thoughts #but like she's never done anything wrong and if anything she calms me down #or tries to

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robotpussy · 1 year

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this photo is so sickening what the fuck

#like i believe she is a mermaid I hate to say it but she does have ethereal beauty ik we said ppl need to calm down with that #word but im gonna have to do it with her #halle bailey

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greensaplinggrace · 10 days

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the fact that buffy's acceptance of spike is so closely tied to her acceptance of herself is so fucking important and people will really dismiss that with a bunch of half assed media analysis like do you think they realize their comprehension sucks so bad

#btvs #spike #buffy summers #spuffy #like sorry the spuffy relationship is so damn crucial to her character maybe calm down about it #god forbid she have a foil of a second in command #fandomcourse #btvs discourse

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sidsinning · 1 month

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Getting akumatized for reverently defending Marinette in the show that constantly blames her for everything you bet imma love this character

#ml #mlb #miraculous ladybug #luka couffaine #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #silencer #viperion #sidrabbles #refer to qilin where mari apologizes to racist cops for forgetting pocket change #refer to reflekdoll where its maris fault she gave juleka space to calm down from her panic attack #etc etc #i kin luka fr

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morganbritton132 · 10 months

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Eddie posts a Tiktok of him, Steve, and Robin waiting for Nancy outside of a restaurant after a double date. Eddie pans the camera around but lands on Steve, spacing out as he eats a bag of skittles.

He reaches for the skittles but Steve moves the bag out of his reach without looking at him.

Eddie sighs loudly and looks directly at the camera: I literally spent four years watching this guy buy school lunch just to pass it out to his dipshit friends who had their own lunches.

Eddie: Then I spent the next thirty years watching him do the same for the kids, the band, his students, literal strangers, but when I -love of his life, light of his world- wants one skittle…

Steve: I gave you half my burger

Eddie, reaching for the skittles again: And it was delicious. I want a yellow skittle

Steve, holding the bag over his head and out of Eddie’s reach: A yellow one? That’s the worst one!

Eddie scoffs at both his statement and that Steve thinks his one inch height advantage will stop him. Eddie goes for the attack, Steve blocks, and the video gets shaky as they play a game of keep-away.

All you get a bunch of movement, some grunting, and a lot of laughter until Steve steps back off the curb and they both trip into the parking lot. It’s more or less a controlled fall, they go down but they go slowly with nothing worse than a tear in the knee of Eddie’s jeans.

They’re still laughing as the camera footage levels out. You can only see Robin digging through her purse and not Eddie’s hard won battle for yellow skittles.

Robin looks up sharply and asks, “Did you steal my skittles?”

Steve: Nah, I think Eddie took ‘em

#Steve’s favorite skittle is the green one #Steve steals Robins candy all the time because she steals hers #it’s a long running gag between the two of them to say that their spouses stole it #meanwhile Nancy is circling the parking lot in their car waiting for Steve and Eddie to calm down because she does not want that in her car #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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robinsleeping · 5 months

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DAMIAN, JON DIDN’T BREAK HER 😭

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kyrup · 6 months

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brennan. hey. brennan i

#what if i cried #tula leaving out parts of the story of when she died so that she didnt worry her family #especially her kids !!!!!!#tula staying calm and shoving her fear away every day so that when her kids turn to her they dont see another scared face #because she cant let them down #she has to be strong!#and brave!!#for them!!!!!!#always for them #god there’s so much more #this stoat family is absolutely destroying me by the day #burrow's end #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #tula

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thedisablednaturalist · 5 days

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literally my boyfriend is my painkiller.

Whenever I'm with him my pain goes down so much I can ignore it. Yea sometimes there's days where nothing helps the pain but at least he's there to take care of me. Most times tho his presence has a drastic effect on my pain levels. Maybe it's cause when he's around I feel less stressed and more safe and secure? Or maybe it's cause he's basically a human-shaped heating pad

#wrenfea.exe #literally ill be having the most stressful day and one hug from him calms me down completely #hes so sweet and encouraging #ive also only ever heard him yell once and that was bc he was angry at my mom for slut-shaming me #im a victim of CSA and ive worked really hard to get past the shame and take control of my sexuality #but my mom is great at slowly reversing all that work #so he got super pissed off at her especially cause she knows about the CSA #anyway hes such a calm and level-headed presence #hes also funny so he makes me laugh and can always cheer me up #we're moving in together in a couple weeks hopefully #I cant wait #chronic pain #chronic disability #spoonie #fibromyalgia #disability #chronic illness

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