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My GO 2 Headcannons:
I miss fun and silly hcs tbh
- Crowley got a tongue piercing in the 80s and hated it. He only kept it in when Aziraphale finally noticed and kept getting caught staring at it
- Crowley used to smoke in front of the bookshop but was chided not to by Aziraphale as it “set a bad example”. Crowley now doesn’t smoke as often. Aziraphale, meanwhile, smokes often, but behind the bookshop. (In reference to the GO New Year’s Resolutions)
- There are multiple articles of clothing in the bookshop that belong to Crowley from over the years. Aziraphale keeps them just in case.
- Aziraphale likes when Crowley grows out his hair and is devastated every time he cuts it short. It reminds him of when they first met.
-Every time Aziraphale visits a coffee shop by himself, they always spell his name (horrendously) wrong. Sometimes, if Crowley is persuaded to not do the ordering, he’ll miracle Aziraphale’s name correctly on the cups before he notices (it’s always noticed).
-Nina and Maggie used to refer to Crowley as “Mr. Fell’s Partner” before being introduced.
- Crowley has a collection of forgotten records in the book shop. Aziraphale keeps them in pristine condition with the rest of his records, occasionally adding some to the collection for Crowley if he spots any he thinks he’ll like.
- Aziraphale has multiple sketchbooks, many of which the pages are just of Crowley (He would rather discorporate than have Crowley see them). He might even have paintings that are even more well hidden.
- Aziraphale and Crowley got drunk one evening at a ball and had a portrait commissioned of the two of them. Crowley ended up taking it once they sobered up to “hide it”, that being hung in one of the rooms of his flat.
- Aziraphale once accidentally ran into Crowley at a gay bar in soho.
- Crowley has tried to convince Aziraphale to switch to CDs/Cassettes to save space. It never worked.
- Aziraphale owned an Edison Phonograph but had to stop using it because he lost the key to the locking lid. Crowley found the key forever ago and never told him, knowing Aziraphale didn’t want to miracle it open because he would “find it eventually.”
- Aziraphale’s favourite color is yellow because of Crowley’s eyes.
- Crowley doesn’t read much because, much like snakes, he has bad eyesight. (Hence, the Jane Austen bit in S2)
- Aziraphale is actually very physically strong. Crowley not as much.
- Crowley has sharp teeth because he’s a demon. Aziraphale also has pointed teeth as Cherubs are part lion.
- when some of the businesses near the book shop threatened to shutdown during lock down, Aziraphale miracled their bills away. The nearby owners were convinced Aziraphale had mafia affiliations.
-any minor tear or loose thread on Aziraphale’s very old coat/vest will be subtly miracled away by Crowley, hoping it will go unnoticed. Aziraphale always notices.
-Crowley’s corporation will sometimes form freckles during sunny days. Aziraphale might miracle extra sunlight onto him just to see more form. (Crowley is unaware of this)
-Aziraphale, at some point, was a good marksman.
-Muriel accidentally found the false book Aziraphale had hidden his pistol when they took over the shop. They frantically reported this to Crowley when they had the chance, making him smile ever so slightly.
-Aziraphale will often trick Crowley into sitting in a sunnier seat when they’re out in public so he can see Crowley’s eyes through the lenses of his sunglasses.
-much like cats, angels’ eyes will reflect light. This causes any images taken of Aziraphale with the flash to have glowing eyes.
-Aziraphale avoided Crowley in the 70s until he shaved off his moustache
-Crowley has memorized all of the constellations and at some point read up on Astrology which he takes credit for. (He claims it induces mass delusion)
-Crowley claimed to invent coffee tables to inconvenience humans’ shins
#this has been in my drafts for quite some time#so sorry if some are repetitive#or already said before#good omens#good omens series 2#good omens season two#aziracrow#crowley#crowleygoodomens#good omens prime#aziraphale#good omens hc#headcanon
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all the gay people on here are always posting screenshots from like an alternate universe version of seinfeld where every episode is about george costanza lounging on sofas and in restaurants and monologuing his fearful explorations of the nebulous corners of his gender and sexual identity
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shadowpeach fans i hope this finds you well 😁
#ghost's doodles#lmk posting#sun wukong#six eared macaque#macaque x wukong#shadowpeach#lego monkie kid#my friend showed me a picture of this meme but it was a different fandom and said “shadowpeach. roles are reversable”#and i took it as a challenge to see how long i would last before i drew it#anyways yay! new hyperfixation!!!#the story of me liking them is so funny i didnt even watch the show yet and i was already wanting them to kiss lol
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peter b parker on his hot pink girl summer slay (photographed by lyla!)
miguel thinks that it looks neat :)
(edit: a few people notified me that miguel's skin look lighter and i just noticed that and i'd like to apologize for it. so here's an updated version. im very sorry for that 🙇♀️)
#miguel a few minutes later: lyla can you save these photos-#lyla: already on your folder right before i showed you ;D#now everyone say thank you to lyla#hc that lyla makes peter listen to doja cat i said what i said#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#lyla spiderman 2099#spider man#spider man 2099#spiderdads#peter b parker x miguel o'hara#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#my art
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I think that Dr. Christina "I was an excellent soldier" Raynor needs to deal with some personal things before she's anyone's therapist, because she strong-armed more of Bucky's autonomy away from him than Zemo did within the series.
#yeah man make amends for the shit that happened when you didn't even have control over your own thoughts#so she was giving him a way to “fix things” but that wasn't on him to do so#all she did was doubly reinforce what he already thinks - which is a justified but false and guilt-laden perception - about the situation#idk much about therapy but i don't think that they're sposed to do that. correct me if i'm wrong and then i'll go fight all therapists#bucky barnes#tfaws#alpine#my art#thank you for putting up with my drawings of a comic book character and his asshole cat lol#i had to put my dog down recently in a bad way and i can't rightfully get another house dog with my current work schedule#so i got a cat since they can handle being inside for the day and the shelter lady said she's super antisocial towards other cats#she's super antisocial towards me sometimes too but she sleeps on me at night and my house has never been cleaner#now that i have to vacuum cat fur and mind what i leave lying on the counter#i've never liked cats before but she's special i guess idk ain't everyone's cat special lol#anyway i'll stop using my tumblr blog as a blog now lol
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We’ve heard of werewolf Curt- but what about vampire Owen?
#(ft. werewolf curt)#I had the thought the other night and needed to draw it so bad#and I’ve been told that someone has written this already?#so pumped to read that#might draw vampire Owen and werewolf curt some more bc I’m a sucker for that kind of stuff#I love vampires tho#I think there’s hella potential with this perchance#but that might just be me#I fuckin love doing doodle pages like this#they are my favorite#been trying to draw Owen more too because I’m kinda lacking in that department#anyways I’ve said it before and I will say it again:#Saf AUs my beloved#alright fun fact time#fun fact: the upper front top part of a shoe is called a “vamp#I thought that was a good one bc uhhh… vamp heheh#spies are forever#tin can bros#spies are forever au#owen carvour#Joey richter#agent curt mega#Curt mega#my art
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And that's when Dean knew for certain...
...they're talking about Cas.
#he moved to turn the tv off the moment she said that c'mon#by the raincoat thing he was already over there pressing the button#factors to consider before following a lead: was he sexy though?#enough you're going in the queue#destiel#castiel#dean winchester#deancas#spn#supernatural
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Steve really looked at these severely traumatized kids regularly giving him shit, threatening to prosecute him, dragging him into danger left and right and said:
'Yeah! Yeah, give me six of my own. I want to do this for the rest of my life.'
And I think that's beautiful.
#steve harrington#the party#erica sinclair#Steve said he always wanted a large family#but before meeting dustin#that was probably kore of an abstract thought#because he'd never really spent much time with people younger than him#because that could have hurt his cool guy image#and then he meets these little shits#who are antagonistic#and traumatized#and don't listen to him for shit#it would have been so easy to turn that into a reality check for him#but instead it became confirmation that this really is what he wants#its how I know he's gonna be a good dad one day#the foundation is already there
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jade who got heartstruck by someone who listens,
and trey who generally takes interest on really listening to what people have to say, about things he doesn't know yet
#referring to outdoor wear trey's lines who said--#People get to research whatever they want in the Science Club which means I get to hear about all sorts of fascinating stuff#Rook lectured me on proper hiking technique before we left. His tips have been pretty helpful—I haven't taken a spill yet#he listens#twisted wonderland#twst#treyjade#trey clover#jade leech#cater diamond#floyd leech#and also i just watched jade's outdoor wear vignette who mentored cater who wanted to run away already fshdshd#trey might do things minimally#but he seems to be packful of information about handling any possible situation or encounter against random things#that he obviously ; doesn't show#unless for desperate measure
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the reason misogynistic men are so hostile towards women who say they're lonely is they genuinely believe women don't need support because everyone cares about them by default and that unwanted sexualization makes you "lucky". someone said this way better than me surprisingly on reddit but I can't find the post so this is my attempted explanation of "why did this guy call me an ungrateful slut in my DMs for saying i'm lonely". he thinks you have it all in life and are unfairly demanding more.
gif to lift your mood ⬇️
#also sorry @ followers who said they had this happen to them before#it fucking hurts when your mental health is already bad
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Man Richas really is just a kid
He doesn't quite understand the weight of the situation that is q!Tubbo's death because eve he doesn't believe that Tubbo's really- dead.
He doesn't understand why others are upset with themselves and him because Creation has promised that it can bring Tubbo back with the right materials.
Richas wasn't taught that crying is good for someone. That's kinda evident in his conversation with Bad, Em, and Dapper (from bads stream last night). He was taught to smile and look at things in brighter ways, which in some cases is good, but I don't think he knows the difference in the situations.
"You do not get better at handling grief. You just learn what works for you" (Wise words from Dapper)
I think that if Creation had waited longer to show up, we would have seen a deeper emotional defiance from Richas. He's not sad of Tubbo's death because he trusts in the people around him to bring Tubbo back. He trusts in Creation's word. If there was no way to bring Tubbo back, I think that guilt would hold heavy over Richas. I don't think he would know how to deal with it.
He's a good egg, he really is. Just sympathy isn't something he's learned. He's still a kid, physically and mentally.
#mcyt#qsmp#tubbo#qsmp richas#qsmp richarlyson#q!tubbo#qsmp tubbo#qsmp creation#hopefuly this makes sense#cause I think he really trusts people#maybe too much#but thats a lesson he has to learn I think#Richas my beloved little egg#also the amount of self depricating shit he said last night#Hes absolutely beat himself up over this situation already.#He just wants it to be okay#Hes not great at expressing how worried he at least was before Creation showed up
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colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3
#the rest of my serious input is that i think this will be a flirty thread in a sex scene#esp bc in the book they have sex before they're married#but not so far before that they had to change the wedding date (although colin does but simply bc he just wants to be married)#i think it'll be the same in the show#except mirror stuff and also colin being like hey let's get in on this heir-making competition#and pen will be like colin! we're not even married yet#and he's like well do you want children? and she'll be like yes...#and he'll be like well our wedding is not so far out that starting now versus on our wedding night matters...#and pen will be like but my sisters are already pregnant#and colin will be like they could have girls! and i will love my prospective nieces very much but... we could still win this#and pen will laugh and roll her eyes and be like oh you bridgertons and your competitive spirit#and colin will be like we do like to win#(insert porn)#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton s3 spec#polin#also. I DON'T SEEM SO DELUSIONAL NOW DO I!!!!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!! I SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!! AND IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
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Me: It's okay, I expected grieving. Everything sucks and it's chaotic and we are just setting up the pieces for a grand return. My heart feels things but surely I can wait until the end of-
Ren: How did you do it, Jaune?
Me: FUUUUUCK
#rwby v9 spoilers#rwby spoilers#lie ren#I missed best boy#I know Nora and Oscar's segments were right before this but REN IS MY OG#i am gonna cry#he's said six words and I can already tell this episode is going to hurt me more
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you're at crossroads, detective. make your choice
#saw#mark hoffman#saw fanart#my art#this meme immediately popped inside my head when jigsaw said that lmao#sorry if someone already did this before but You Know I Had To Do It To Em
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so since video game adaptations are becoming a new mcu so imma let y'all know that we don't say "kys" we say "i hope ur favorite blorbo from ur games is played by chris pratt"
#personal#i would also add he/nry ca/vill but lots of ppl still love dick riding that gamerbro no matter what#also sorry if anyone already said this before
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#I have already said that his chest will be the death of me#Xiao Shunyao is hot#He is stunning with this hairstyle and make up#Actually he is always stunning#He wears v-neck shirts because he knows how they affect us#But damn man! If you keep doing this I will be death before 2024!#The little dragon on his cheek is chef's kiss#With the hairstyle and the face mask in the top right photo he reminds me the character of a videogame like Mortal Kombat or Dead or Alive#I would always choose him to play#I can hear the off-screen voice of the game saying “Xiao Shunyao wins. Flawless Victory”#He is flawless by the way#i love him#xiao shunyao#chinese drama#cdrama#mysterious lotus casebook#lian hua lou#shui long yin#di feisheng
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