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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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for clone Danny, Clone Damian

I give you

Edit Clone Talia as somehow Girlfriend of Danny, just think of the comedy

nah brO BECAUSE LITERALLY I HAVE THOUGHT BOUT THAT. Literally since the conception of Clone Danny, I have thought about it. If only for, as you said, the COMEDY of it all. Plus I love writing romance.

Literally my motto for my aus is: A) is it plausible, B) is it FUNNY (and a secret third option C) is it ANGSTY)

Clone Talia would be an offshoot au of Clone^2 because idk how she'd fit into the original timeline, bUT, she'd exist. And to avoid confusion I'll call her Nasra - I thought about Tameka (which means twin) but I like Nasra better. "Talia and Nasra" just flows so nicely doesn't it?

Idk WHY there's a clone of Talia running around -- maybe the LoA made her, maybe n unknown organization who hates Batman and knows he has romantic ties to Talia, and started making a clone of her to fuck with him and then she got nabbed by a portal when she was still Danny's age and in the middle of training. She might be like Connor (??) and have memories and thus her training is more proficient than baby Dames.

Either way, regardless of how she was made, I think it's hilarious if she, much like baby Dames, immediately attacks Danny on sight. She falls into his city and Danny only has a moment to go "goddammit not agaIN" before he's fending off a very confused, very violent Nasra. Fortunately he's able to actually try and talk to her and be at least somewhat successful -- Nasra knows english. although even if she didn't, Danny would still be somewhat successful since he knows Arabic.

Also Bruce and Danny are the battinson bat because i think that is also hilarious and 'wet rat' is STILL the perfect energy for Danny as Phantom - especially in the early days when he's running around in all but jeans and a hoodie. (and god watch me go on a rant in a separate post about his outfit and reasonings for being Phantom when he has no powers later on because it makes me go FERAL. and his active choice to look as inhuman and ghost-like through his behavior as phantom and the decision to wear such a creepy mask as possible)

(like seriously, imagine walking home late at night while danny was still in his early vigilante days (and even now when he's got damian and a better suit) and seeing a skinny figure in the shadows with sunken in black-and-glowing-green eyes, and a bone white, skull-like face, crouched on all fours like a wild animal about to pounce. THAT is the level of creepiness I was going for for clone danny)

In my head, Sam offers to house Nasra and Nasra stays with her. SAm is able to convince her parents to let her stay, or she pulls a Danny and just straight up smuggles her in and her parents are none the wiser. I also think it's funny if they have unspoken BEEF with each other. Only to later become like sisters. Nasra teaches Sam the martial arts she knows, and also Danny joins in too with Damian because goddamn he needs it even IF he's learning stuff from his mom (as per the most recent snippet post I made).

OH AND DAMIAN AND NASRA. I think it's equally as funny if they ALSO have beef with each other. Nasra is a clone of his mother (of whom he might have complicated views on due to being a clone but still is his mother) and Damian is a clone of Nasra's "son". This beef largely starts from Damian's own refusal to want to share his Danny with another clone, especially with a clone of his MOTHER.

Danny and Nasra don't become lovers for a good, long while I think. They're besties first before they even consider the idea of dating -- not only just because of the whole "uhhh our counterparts dated so it'd feel kinda weird and forced if we dated" and also because Nasra, with her newfound freedom, is busy trying to figure out herself.

A big theme here in clone^2: discovering your identity and who you are as a person when the only thing you own that's unique is your name (which isn't even the case for Damian), and figuring out if your choices are your own or because you're a clone and its something your original would have done. Nature vs Nurture and the illusion of choice and whether it really is one or not.

Also Nasra also becomes a vigilante. Danny appreciates the help but is also tearing out his hair because what the fuck is up with these assassins and becoming vigilantes?! Nasra goes by "Nesha". She's similar to Red Huntress at first where she kinda does her own thing, but is lowkey forced to team up with Danny about it because she doesn't have any proper ghost hunting equipment with her.

And then a duo becomes a trio, and Danny is spending more time with her. And they steadily become friends. Very snarky friends who are very bratty to each other, but friends. Damian still doesn't like her so Danny spends extra time during patrol keeping the two of them from making insults at each other.

"Nesha please stop fighting with a nine year old. Wraith, quit insulting Nesha."

Nasra also uses like, weaponry as Nesha which exasperates Danny a little because why are you using swords??? They're already dead its not gonna kill them,,,, If you cut off their heads its just gonna piss em off, its re-attachable. Let him ghost-proof it first too. But well, its still gonna HURT he supposes. He's still a little exasperated.

And MMM i'm sorry lmao im so focused on Nasra becoming her own person than the actual romance aspect of it all. Nasra cuts her hair short for the same/similar reasons that Danny keeps his long - to try and gain a semblance of autonomy and identity that's away from their original. Danny has his alternative rock-kinda geeky look and Nasra's got, from influence from Sam, a more alternative fashion style. Although she still leans into being feminine, which is a good challenge to Sam's belief that feminity = bad, and gets her to unlearn those bad habits since her new adoptive sister is feminine while still being an unapologetic badass.

And ykw I think Nasra gets into rollerblading and loves it. She rollerblades constantly. Damian is furious because skating is his thing (even if what he gets later on is a skateboard - skater boy damian ftw. i can see him wearing flannels and graphic tees as a teenager. very grungy/skater aesthetic. He also has a much more relaxed and teen-y speech pattern compared to DW's more formal way of talking. He also spray paints as his form of artistic medium.) and he refuses to have Nasra be a copy of him.

They will sort out their differences eventually. LMao.

Anyways they eventually do get together, but not before Danny finally has his run in with Mister Wayne. Which, they only meet because Danny starts destabilizing, and thus needs Bruce Wayne's DNA to help stabilize himself. Which that meeting in and of itself is pretty chaotic on its own, but then add clone Damian and Nasra? Bruce needs coffee.. or alcohol.

Because picture this: its late at night, you're on patrol with the rest of your family. It's like, two in the morning. You suddenly get a call in from your butler, Alfred, informing you that not one, not two, but THREE children -- two of them in their late teens and the other one not even ten yet -- showed up on your doorstep. One of them is unconscious. They are all clones.

The girl and the boy are twins - and are clones of YOU - and the girl isn't even technically YOUR clone she's a clone of your clone - and also this clone of you is your college friends' kid. And then the youngest boy is a clone of your youngest SON. Bruce is running across rooftops when he gets this call and does a literal 180 degree turn and touches the ground because he basically did a figure skating turn, and sprints back towards the manor because what the fuck? He needs to check this out.

And then half a day later a clone of your fucking ex shows up on your doorstep demanding to see the clone of you - the boy that is, not the girl - and then immediately gets into a verbal lashing with the clone of your son. Like what a fucking DAY. Your kids are equally as baffled but also laughing their asses off -- except your bio son, who is very unhappy about this turn of events and keeps getting the stink eye from his clone.

Like??? I'd quit right then and there.

While Danny recovers he's staying in Wayne manor and Damian is very reportedly not leaving his side. Ellie has to leave to help take care of Amity Park with RH, and then Nasra is also very determinedly not leaving his side either. This is her friend dammit. The first thing she does when he becomes lucid is insult him, and he insults her back - they're bantering. It's how they flirt later on. None of the Bats know how to deal with this situation.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #dpdc crossover #dpdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #danny fenton is not the ghost king #sorry this got so long and i barely even got into them falling in love with one another #satoshy you should totally reblog this so we can talk about this more i'd love to bounce ideas with you or anyone else about it 👀#this is so funny to me personally because like. im imagining nasra doesnt show up unti danny's like at least 18-19 #which is a wild set of 3 years for danny because he finds out he's a clone when he's 15 #acquires Damian at 16 and then meets nasra at 18 #like he got one grace period where it was just him and his new little brother and then BAm another clone #damian showed up by accident but i promise you nasra was specifically clockwork's doing because its hilarious to me personally #CW loves danny but also he's a little shit. i was originally gonna call Nasra's vigilante name 'revenant' but thought it was too basic #also danny not meeting bruce until he's almost 20 is very funny to me. especially since baby dames was with the league for 6 years #beforehand #like what do you mean my clone has been living unnoticed for 18 years. he's had damian for HOW LONG? THREE YEARS?#morally gray danny has my heart ever since my post where he murdered three guys for nearly killing his brother.#nasra attacks danny and yay! he doesn't hurt his hands this time around! he's grown since he met damian. that was also a large part why dee #didn't like nasra right off the bat. she could've hurt him and made his hands even worse.

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nerdpoe · 8 days

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Rok Soo died when he was supposed to, and got reincarnated as the illegitimate child...of Cale Henituse.

Specifically, he was born when Cale was sixteen; the product of two teens and too much liquor, from before Cale had a good tolerance to alcohol.

And Rok Soo has no qualms about trying to make sure his ticket to a good, rich, lazy life doesn't get the shit kicked out of him.

So when he's a toddler, and Choi Han makes his appearance, things go a little differently.

#story prompt #sue me i love the “rok soo dies when he's supposed to BUT reincarnates” trope #there's so many delicious things to do with it #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #kim rok soo #for more fun have Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo be transmigrated and be standing with Choi Han #Is Rok Soo acting as a little bodyguard inside the Manor while cale is talking mad shit #or is Rok Soo so illegitimate that Cale doesn't know he exists and he meets them inside the wall when they jump it #don't JUDGE ME

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frau-kali · 7 months

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#black sails #silverflint #blacksailsedit #silverflintedit #my stuff #and now their first meeting #i fucking love that lil smirk silver has after he tells flint he burned the schedule #so clever #he is such a little shit i love him so much

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connorsbonez · 1 year

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DC/DP Crossover #9 where Damien and Danny become friends through their civilian identities and bond through their unhinged adventures, dog parks with their pets, zoos, and eating vegan food together as they chat (and maybe talk shit shoosh shoosh). Their identities aren’t revealed during this time as Damien doesn’t see why he should and Danny just doesn’t ask questions about certain mildly questionable things about his new slightly bloodthirsty friend as he has his own skewed version of what’s normal so a lot of what they do is just an average Tuesday for him.

Maybe Damien makes the guess that Danny’s a meta so he doesn’t question some things that the boy does that isn’t normal for humans. Or socially but Damien probably doesn’t realize.

The thing is that Damien never tells the Batfam where he’s going and doing for several hours.

(Dicks just happy he’s getting sun on him)

So naturally, they try to follow him.

It goes as well as you expect.

Damien manages to loss them a few times before they manage to get to wherever Damien and Danny are planning on meeting up, but they can’t really see Danny as he’s always at an angle where you can’t really see him that well, and no video recordings or pictures of him ever come out right instead going static every-time Danny’s on screen.

Maybe Danny and Damien have a continuous thing where one day either on the weekday or weekend, Danny sneaks up to Damien’s window to get let in and Damien makes the preparations to request that Alfred makes extra cookies so he can bring them up and eat them with Danny.

Duke notices this and brings it up later to the Batfam. Which leads to someone if not a few of them trying to get into Damien’s room when it’s that day and either Damien’s already in the room or they do it when he leaves.

Weird that every-time they go in it seems to be completely empty or just Damien glaring at them annoyed and currently reaching for the sharpest weapon that’s closest.

(Later, Damien asks demands how Danny managed to hide from his brothers, and the boy shows off his invisibility, this is later used for chaos)

The Batfam is tearing their hair out cause they can’t figure out who this motherfucker is and to make things worse, Damien has been missing since Friday and they can’t find him anywhere.

(Damien went to go visit Danny’s home Amity Park for once and decided to stay there for the weekend. Which leads to some ghosty mayhem and a little Phantom reveal)

He comes back and promptly lectured, grounded, and benched from Robin. Damien is super pissed about this but luckily Danny decided to come over again(just straight up flying in at this point)and they hang out a lot during Damien’s period of punishment which makes it more tolerable.

Which makes the Batfam suspicious cause, Damien? Is being rather?? Calm??? About this??? What?? The?? Fuck???? Who is this??

Tim swears he hears two voices talking in the dead of night when he lurking down the halls for another cup of coffee.

The reveal happens when one of the brothers comes down in the early morning to greet Alfred who would be making breakfast and is instead greeted by the sight of Alfred and another boy that’s roughly around Damien’s age but isn’t Damien who’s cautiously helping around with gloves on.

Or alternatively: It’s the middle of the night and they meet a Danny who’s rummaging through the fridge and snaps his head around at an inhuman angle with the fridge light reflecting off his eyes.

Either way they meet Danny in the end.

#dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #Damien and Danny are besties here #Danny is chill with Damien’s murderous tendencies #He’s not the one for murder he’s the one with a shovel and zero judgement #Alfred knew the entire time after meeting Danny when he was checking in on Damien and found them passed out #Damien is a little shit and a troll #What happens during Damien’s visit to Amity Park stays in Amity Park #Dannys having fun messing with Damien’s brothers #Conbon's Prompts

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sleepyminty · 7 months

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No wonder Marshall Lee and Fionna is so close like family, had Marceline and Fionna met they would definitely sister

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toastywindow · 7 months

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izzy girlies--- how the fuck are we doing today?!?!?!?!?

#andre talks #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #our flag meets death #our flag means gay #our flag means fanart #izzy hands #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 spoilers #our flag means death s2 #israel hands #ofmd izzy #i just want him to be okay #PLEASPEL PEALPELEPLPELAPLEPLE IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND #HES MY LITTLE SHIT OF A GREMLIN OKAY

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coffee-bard · 1 month

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D&D session sketch page!! I’m getting to guest in a friend’s campaign as Veryl :3💜✨

#dnd #oc #original character #art #bard #veryl laylette #dnd oc #ttrpg #Veryl and his besties!! X3 #there’s like alternate universe shit happening here cuz in this world Veryl and Altan hadn’t met yet and aren’t married…#but altan has all the memories of their other life together via magic.. while Veryl does not. so they’re having to redo their meet cute #OH and in this world Veryl is being courted for marriage by a prince of the feywild which is crazy for him cuz he’s scared of nobility pfff #it’s a little will they won’t they drama rn #this is from a few months back but I forgot to post it 🧍

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apple-orchards-writings · 4 months

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the stray catboy kylar i had on the brain earlier

TW: catboy kylar, classic yandere stuff

You run into him on the street as he’s chased out of a store for stealing some fish.

You take pity on him and hide him from the disgruntled shop owner, which he is so grateful for, he offers you the fish he just pinched.

One look at him reveals just how skinny and mistreated he is. He’s practically skin and bones with a shaggy black tail swaying behind him and scarred ears covered in dust and grime. His oversized hoodie and his ragged sweatpants have holes which show his scratched up hands and legs. All in all, he looks miserable, and this, along with the ironic puppy eyes he gives you is enough to convince you to shelter him, I mean, the poor thing obviously needs it!

Kylar visibly brightens up at the idea of coming home with you, and follows you while gripping at the back of your shirt, grinning the whole way back. The pep in his step is somewhat dialed down when you demand he take a bath straight away. He very reluctantly agrees (though not without a fair share of pouting), and goes to undress in the bathroom. Imagine his surprise when you step in after him, but before he can happily tear your clothes off, you step back and explain that you’re here to help him should he need assistance bathing or figuring out how your bathtub works (also to make sure he actually uses soap and doesn’t lick himself.)

You try to keep your eyes off him while he washes to preserve his modesty, despite his best efforts to make you look, but he does seem very helpless and keeps asking if you could please lend him a hand. Your resolve breaks, and you sigh, agreeing to help him with the shampooing, at the very least. As soon as the very tips of your fingers brush against his scalp, the poor kitty is purring up a storm, leaning up into your touch, eyes closed in relaxation. You fuss over his hair, making sure every little strand is thoroughly coated in the apple scented shampoo, and take extra care around his seemingly sensitive ears, though you can’t help but play with them a little, as they’re actually quite fluffy! Kylar seems to appreciate this, but you’re not really able to tell, from the little hums he makes through the hand he has stapled to his mouth. You have to snap him out of whatever trance he put himself under, because he’s started to bleed from biting himself so hard ! It does however give you an opportunity to examine his previously hidden fangs, and they look incredibly sharp at first glance.

After he’s clean from top to bottom (and after his hand is bandaged, really what was he thinking), you lend him some clothes, decidedly not looking when he buries his nose into the shirt’s collar, maybe he just missed having clean and warm clothes, and set about cooking the fish he stole brought you. Kylar’s already wide smile gets even wider when he sees what you’re making (he’s so happy to provide for you, he’ll get you so much more if it makes you happy !), and he devours it while praising your cooking as though it was ambrosia. You finish eating and start getting ready for bed, getting some blankets and pillows for Kylar to sleep on the living room couch. You say goodnight and lie down in your bed, letting sleep overtake you. Some time later, you wake up, feeling a strange weight pressing down on you. Alarmed, you sit up and take in the sight of Kylar, sitting on your bed, eyes wide open in surprise and guilt and hand frozen in mid air, as if stunned to see you awake.

“... Kylar?” He lets out a squeal, too nervous to even think about speaking.

“Did…did you have trouble sleeping ?” He nods vigorously, amazed and grateful at the ready-made excuse you just provided him with.

“Yeah, I… I had a nightmare… Can I sleep with you tonight ? Please ?”

You agree and Kylar instantly burrows himself into your blankets next to you, barely looking at you for approval before he wraps his arms and tail around you. He thanks you profusely, and rambles on about how he’s so relieved he met you and you took him in, and he knew you’d be so nice and perfect... You barely catch the part about him staring through your windows every night to make sure you were safe, and drift off to sleep with Kylar in your arms…

(That's all I had for today, but hey, maybe I'll make a part two at some point!)

#apple's writing #dol kylar #kylar the loner #inspired by my cat just a little bit #he's black and has green eyes and is the clingiest little shit you'll ever meet #so of course i had to make catboy kylar reminiscent of him

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