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#i miss y'all so much#it's been sad orphan hours over here for a few days idk how to shake this wave of grief#adding songs to the playlist for my dad makes me sad but also feel connected to him so it's Weird#also earlier today i realized that i literally couldn't tell you a single thing my mom ever said to me#i definitely don't remember her voice anymore and i don't really remember my dad's much either... sad#why did no adults in my life tell us stories about them (besides when my dad was a kid)? why did my POS aunt take all of their things &#hide them from us?? it makes me sad that they can't live on through memories anymore..#auuuugh grief is weird and hard and difficult and neverending and overwhelming#it's also very weird being my mom's age when she got sick...#ugh. i miss you mom i miss you dad i hope u know i love u#okay i gotta stop typing or else im gonna cry#orphan hours
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so, this is me just copy-pasting my original notes i was taking while watching, and i took them on my phone so uh apologies for any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors lol ^^; i cleaned it up the best i could but if i missed anything uh no i didn't
note below the cut, spoilers!
the retro convention opening is WILD lmao, keepsake coozie
lmao box canyon bozos 8 love that
this convention is so funny
typing on my phone im dying
all mysteriously disappeared
???
undisclosed oooooooh lmao
Dylan Andrews hasn't met the reds and blues, confirmed retcon then?
KAIIIII
WOOOOOOO
her intro music? iconic
oh shit
"you bitches are on your own"
"epic" LMAO
OMFG IS THAT LOCUS
NO ITS META
OH FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
IM DYING KFKGKKGKGK
why does this intro feel like a marvel movie
THE REDSSSSS
WOOOOO
WHERE IS DONUT
WHERE IS LOPEZ
SCREAMING
"that's me hi I'm grif"
IN CHARGE OF AMMO LETS GO HAHAHA
"I'm morally opposed to counting"
"I think counting is a gateway drug to mathematics" LMAOO
THE BACKWARDS ONE HAHAHAHAHA PHENOMENAL WAY TO SAY DIVISION
DND REFERENCE
"why are we even here"
WHERE ARE THEY
GRIF STOP GETTING META I WILL CRY
he'll have Lopez do the inventory BUT WHERE IS LOPEZ
BLUE BASE?!?!
SHEILA SOUNDS WRONG
so does caboose, but that's a given
I've gotta gonna stomach it jfjgkgkg
Lopez also sounds wrong
CABOOSE CAN SPEAK SPANISH?!?!
W H A T
HAH can only speak but not understand that is so caboose
okay Sheila is starting to sound a bit more normal
oh fuck is the light epsilons message?!
IT IS THEY PULLED A STARWARS
OH SHIT
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
LOPEZ SPEAKING IN ENGLISH WITH THE SPANISH SUBTITLES
IM DYING HOLY SHIT
is this after thirteen or seventeen? I'm thinking thirteen because Dylan hasn't met them but I can't fucking tell quite yet
unsc military hospital?!?!
IS THIS WHERE WASH IS
OMFG IT IS HE HAS A KITTY ON THE NIGHTSTAND
DOC
he's in pt bitch what happened
screaming
kfmgkkglgmf
"I think I've earned my issues with authority"
DOC KNOWS ABOUT HIS IMPLANTATION TROUBLES NOW?!
he doesn't remember a lot of that??
I'm screaming omfg
someone else's memories? man wash is goin through it
WASNT MUCH OVERLAP IN THEIR PERSONALITIES?!?!? SCREAMING
doc and omega are similar
wash DID feel everything alpha felt confirmed
where tf is tucker
shipyard?
WHOM
is this locus give me locus
NO ITS META TUCKER
theta sounds like apple bloom lmao
tucker is flashing?!?!
SIGMA SHUT
omfg poor tucker I'm gonna start fucjing crying
w h a t
omfg the ship charons ship
Simmons is in charge of zingers
Simmons stop saying sick burn ill cry
caboose sounds so wrong but I'll still have to suck it uppppp
tucker been missing for months again JDJKGKG
everything feels so off im gonna cry
why is grif so aggressive rn?!
oh shit here comes sheila lmao
grif holy shit what is WRONG with you right now?
the music is so evil omfg
CHURCH
he's still dead
lmao I love him
so the rest of the seasons WERE simulations!! gotcha gotcha retcon confirmed
Simmons oh my god you are going crazy
wait no wonder everything feels off
they've been going insane by themselves after everything at chorus ofc they'd act differently
"did you tell ALL the simulations they're real?" "... no?"
"I can't predict how to communicate with caboose" I love this
HAHA HIS WEIRD BRAIN I LOVE THAT
he's literally pyroland tbh
he's so off but I still love him
animated infographic LMAO
there better be fucking sand cutting or slime videos to the side lol
"I hope there's ads!"
OMFG DAVID CAMP CAMP CAMEO
lmao ofc sarge is in a political echochamber lmao
LMAO HE MADE A META JUMPSCARE CHURCH THAT WAS SO UNECESSARY I LOVE YOU
he added a bow-chicka-bow-wow for tucker
aw tucker :(
the visuals omfg
CRYING BABY NOISES IM KFKGKG
CHURCH ON A THERAPY COUCH
LMAO THE DIRECTOR IS THE THERAPIST
"I'm taking full accountability for holding someone else accountable"
oh shit tucker was the great destroyer! holy fuck!
destined to destroy their enemies, the humans
oh shit felix
he's a mix of fucking EVERYONE?!
even felix?
HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!
lmao real tucker was the best soldier
he sells tshirts
fuck he withheld the epsilon fragment uh oh
uh oh potential alpha that's unpredictable and terrifying
lol the reds are gonna say no aren't they
this whole epic build up with the help us question? they're gonna say no
HAHA THEY JUST LEFT CALLED IT
LMAO
jesus grif be nice to caboose im gonna have to smack him
simmonssss cmonnnn
caboose noooooo
my heart is breaking rn
oh fuck meta tucker
HES BACK ON THE SHIP
the echo of tuckers actual voice im screaming
oh shit gammas time deception shit noo dont torture my boy
sigmaaaa you are so evil you bastard
oh shit omega
TUCKERS ECHO IM SCREAMING
I can't tell if sigma is actually elijah or not rn
oH shit ten years of torture??
NOOO!!
TUCKER NOOOOOOO
HIS SCREAMING IM GONNA DIE
oh fuck
i'm kfkgkfllskdogo this is more heartbreaking than i expected
YAY WASH TIME
the fucjing recording in the hospital i hate this
this feels like a containment situation not an actual hospital
DR GRAY
oh fuck them treating him like he's crazy
no I'm gonna
gray I will have to fight you
ADMIRAL DONUT?!?!
DOC YOU TOO?!
screaming
CALLING HIM DAVID OH SHIT
gray I wanna hit you
oh poor wash this fucking gaslighting I'm idkgkvkv
oh my god they need to get him out of there wtf
they're treating him like a crazy dementia patient
omfg there they go
there goes the reds in the warthog aka puma
omfg sarge shooting him while talking to him kdkgkvk
479er!!!
SC REAMING
cant tell if its her same va but at this point that's to be expected
omfg epsilon never liked her lol
haha serial killer caboose
THE SLOW TURN CABOOSE AHAHAHA
omfg they are going back to hargroves ship
oh shit they're going for the recovery unit!
his random shut up caboose moments lmao
uh oh pure stealth
lmao immediately abandoning it just like i expected
lmao sarge talking about blasting through everything for eight minutes
lmao even epsilons fragment memory message shit is sleeping haha
dammit sarge
omfg caboose still has his confetti gun
WHERE IS FRECKLES GIVE ME FRECKLES
caboose yelling pew pew omfg and him and sarge back to back im loving this
there's no one in the room
CABOOSE WINS THE PARADE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
lmao command went to zoom LOL
THEM COMING IN THE ZOOM WITH THE FUCKING GREENSCREEN BACKROINDS AND POUNTING WEAPONS LMAOOO
THE CAT FILTER AHAHAHA
he muted himself
screaming omfg
SOMEONE SAID CHAT
HOLY SHIT
oh shit they're in the main room
grif better find the gridshit
*grifshit
fuck
whatever you get the idea
oh fuck the metas armor TUCKERS THERE
OH FUCK
they're so dumb
they're so fucking dumb
"we're so fucking dumb" EXACTLY WHAT I SAUD
SARGE SAID MONKEYING ABOUT AHAHAHA
oh fuck
chrome dome lmao
oh fuck they're getting their asses kicked
church's late warning lmao
LMAO HES BEATING THEM WITH THE HEALTH KITS
OH FUCK
aw simmons standing in front of caboose trying to talk to tucker
im gonna cry
I'm gonna fucking cey
I fucking jfjgkkgkvb
stop stop stop it stop it
simmons is just making him mad by talking about how shitty blue team i'm fuckin oasigjsdaoigj
NO NOT CABOS
OH FUCJ
NO NO NO NO
I swear to god
THE REDS FUCKIN LEFT
or well they tactically advanced
tucker coming through at intervals
"dont feel bad afterwords I forgive you" FUCK
TUCKER LETTING HIM RUN OFLGKBKH
IM GONNA CRY
did sarge go to save caboose?!
OH ,my GOD
NO NO NO
TUCKER META IS MAKING ME WANNA DIE
SARGE HUZZAH
FUCK YEAH SARGE LETS GO
OH SHIT HE WAS BADASS FOR A MOMENT UNTIL HE RAN OUT OF AMMO
OH FUCK HES BADASS RIGHT NOW
YO
sarge is killing these one liners holy shit
OH FUCK THE SWORD
SARGE JUST GOT STABBED
NO NO NO NO NO NO
NONONONONONONO
FUCK OFF THAT ONE TUMBLR USER WAS RIGHT IM SO PISSED
OH FUCK DID THEY REALLY KILL HIM
FUCK
him holding simmons arm im kfkgkgk
grif on the verge of tears with his voice cracking nooooo
HES TALKING TO THEM LIKE THEYRE HIS SONS
HE SALUTED SARGE
HES GIVING SIMMONS HIS SHOTGUN
HE TOLD HIM HES PROUD OF HIM
"grif?" "I'm here sarge" like INSTANTLY
GRIF AND SRGES MOMENT
SARGE BELIEVED IN HIM
FUCK
NO THIS HURTS
"remember that for me" OH FUCK OFF NO
HES GONE I CANT I CANT I CANT I CANT
okay back to wash
let this man free ffs
doc with a medical mask as a disguise
omfg doc busting him out
BLOOD GULCH
THEY BURIED HIM IN BLOOD GULCH
this time they had to actually bury him for realsies
aw he's got a button for vaguely southern insults
them talking about sarge I'm gonna aklglgkhkb
aw he the official leader and his first decision is??
he's discharging grif
OH MY GOD HES SETTING HIM FREE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
"come with me" !!!
NFKLGLGKGKGKG
they're together they love each other and they need to make out right now
omfg
simmons is gonna stay and help as a good leader
I love him so much OH my god
WHY ARE WE HERE KFKFKVKG
grif please don't leave please
OMFG YAY
FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
SARGE WOULDVE WANTED IT
he never gave up on grif im gonna cry
I'm already crying what am I saying
GRIF SALUTED SARGES GRAVE KDKFKKF
omfg is church gonna get his body back??
I KNEWIT
CABOOSE WAS GONNA DO HIS THING
I KNEW IT FROM THE MOMENT HE GRABBED THE OTHER MEMORY UNIT THING
HES GONNA TELL CABOOSE HOW TO BRING HIM BACK
we lost one leader in 13, then got one back kinda with his messages, then lost one AGAIN, then maybe gaining another one
omfg them trying to tell him they can't bring him back
him repeating memory is the key im fkkgkvf I'm screaming
aw their memories of blood gulch
them sitting there reminiscing on old memories I'm gonna fucjing cry
THE MUSIC DOESNT HELP FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
they're all laughing and reminiscing I'm gonna jfkgkkgkg
omfg the memory unit glowing
THE FLASHBACKS I CANT
the three worst soldiers ever
it's so true though, they are The Worst and I love them so much
oh fuck metas here
oh no
HE HAS THE GRIFSHOT WOOOO
"ready?" "no simmons I am not" about sums it up
simmons fumbling with the shotgun
them charging so slowly with like no motivation omfg it hurts
DOC AND WASH JFKGOGOKGG
oh fuck wash is gonna do something stupid
lmao I love them
OH FUCK WASH
OMFG
"one last story to tell"
omfg he's telling the story about church and tex
kfkgolglglgkvk about og leonard and allison
I can't
"one last adventure grif"
i'm screaming
they're all gonna die aren't they
oh fuck meta is kicking their asses
please church or anyone come back im kfkglg
istg are they gonna kill off everyone except for church?? reverse season 13?
oh fuck there goes diamond arm
*simmons
caboose telling the whole story of church and alpha and the whole lineage is fucking beating me up
the memory shit
CABOOSE SHUT UP IM GONNA DIE
the best memories never die"
CHUR CH OMFG CHURCH????
[7:54 AM]CHURCH CHURCH CHURC H CHURCH?!
lmao grif calling him sir
SIMMONS A CC EPTING HIS LEADER ROLE
FUCK
someone stepped on him, meta?
oh fuck is meta
OH FUCK
omfg Simmons is being a badass
"cmon you dirty blue"
FUCK SIMMONS IS BADASS TN IM KFKKGKV
why is he showing off
OH ITS CUZ HIS ROBOT ARM BROKE HAHA
reminding me of why he was my literal first fictional crush- i mean what who said that
THE SHOTGUN NOOOOOO
WASH SHOW UP RIGHT NOW
WASH COME ON
OMFG CABOOSE
he got thrown?
THEJEEP?!
WHO THREWW THE JEEP
WHO TF THREW THE JEEP
CHURH OR WASH MAYBE
UH OH
TEX?!?!?!
TEX!!!!!!
TEX!!!
TEX IS BACK TEX IW BACK TEX IS BACK
HER IN CHURCHS BODY IM
HEYRE FIGHTING OMFG
jsjfkgkJGKVKVKKGKG
:because I wanted to win" I LOVE HIM
he brought back tex ON PURPOSE
OMFG THEYRE GONNA HELP
ope there they go, so helpful
fucking wash you're a dumbaaa
oh fuck recovery beacon?!
Oh FUCK
LMAO
wash is a dumbass he broke his leg
oh fuck what did he do
wash what did you do
NO HE PULLED A SEASON 8 TEX ON HER
HE BROKE HER BACK LIKE SHE DID TO META IN 8 NOOO
NOOOO
TEX NOOOOO
OMFG THE DROP POD MAINES DROP POD
MAINES DROP POD WHO IS IN IT
CAROLINA!!!!
CAROLINA SHES HERE SHES HERE
YES I MISSED YOU
"she's tex jr" LMAO
CMON LINA THE DEATH BATTLE PREDICTED YOUR WIN COME ON
at least I think she won the death battle vs meta ^^;
TEX!!!
OMFG SHES GONNA GO THROUGH THE PORTAL AND TURN BLACK
OMFG MOTHER AND DAUGHTER REUNITING
THE MUSIC HER MUSIC
JRJFJ B B JGKGI
"she's back in black... stuff" ICONIC
HOLY FUCK
KICK HIS ASS GIRLS!!!!!
THE MUSIC FOR ROUND ONE BULLFIGHT LETS GOOO
FUCK
omfg caboose wtf are you doing
caboose
holy shit
caboose what the fuck
I love him
oh shit
the wall is crumbling
oh fucl
oh fuck blood gulch is breaking
this is symbolic somehow to me but my brain is dead too MUCH
"not my fault, someone put a wall in my way" YES ICONIC YES WOOO
THERE GOES THE SWORD
FUCK
LINA NO
LINA NO
TEX FUCK YES FUCK HIM UP
Istg if they make washilina canon im killing myself
oh fuck tex!
NO!!!
I'm sad now
FUCK NO HE HAS HIS GUN META HAS TAKEN BACK THE GRIFSHOT
NO HE STABBED HER
SHIT
SIGMA HOLY SHIT
SHES IN A ROBOT BODY THO SO MAYBE SHE'LL BE OKAY???
stop calling her a shadow :( I'll cry
LITERALLY SEASON 8 REFLECTIONS HOLY SHIT
DAYUM SIGMAS CHEEKS
are they gonna use the car again
holy shit she's based on caboose and the rest of em
YES SHE ALWAYS KICKED THEIR ASSES
YES TEX LETS GO
SOME T ING SOMETHING ABOUT OTHERS MEMORIES INSTEAD OF DIRRCTORS SDAJGOIASDJ SCREAMING
HAHA SHE GOT HIS NUTS AND ITS NOT GRIF FOR ONCE LOL
LETS GO
"like some kind of ball? from sports?"
SARGE IS BACK LIKE MUFASSA
DONUT IS BACK IN A CHEERLEADER OUTFIT
YEAH
WOOOO
"that was the best throw... ever. of all time." SCREAMING
FUCK YEAH THAT NERD HAS A REALLY GOOD ARM
TEX GET HIM PLEASE
she got him!!!
[8:06 AM]OH ,fuck
THETA NO MY HEART HURTS :(
HAHA SIGMA FUCK YOU CRY ABOUT IT
TEX NOOOOOO!!!!
I mean she had to go too ig
:(
CHURCH?
tex!!
OMFG HIM AND TEX HIM AND TEX
THEYRE TOGETHER AGAIN FINALLY
THEYRE TOGETHER AGAIN THEYRE TOGETHER AGAIN
THEM WALKING OFF IOSADJGOASDJG
LEANORD AND ALLISON FJVKGKKVKBKVKVLGPPFOG
TUCKER PLEASE BE OKAY OH MY GOD
HES OKAY THANK GOD
OH MY GOD
FUCK YEAH
they're back home:) I'm crying
"ow-sicka-ow-ow
Simmons I love you
Simmons I love you so much
but tucker is right dont ever do that agai
lmao kept asking if there were hot nurses I love you tucker
aw them reminiscing about tex and carolina handling it well!
CABOOSE DESTROYED IT
THERE THEY GO
ITS OVER
SHE SAID GOODBYE TO TEX
HE SAID GOODBYE TO CHURCH
NO
IM HURTING
it's over Lina is right
"the right part is the part that is the sad part"
me too buddy
lol wash breaking his leg, dumbass
doc being an actual medic? lets go lets go
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
HES BEEN IMAGINING DOC THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!
FUCK
HOLY FUCK
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
"is the floating eye in the room with us right now wash?"
OH SHIT WAIT
NORTH!!!!!
YORK!!!!
FLORIDA FLOWERS!!!1
CT!!!
MAINE!!!!!
I'm screaming I'm actually screaming
omfg it was all Carolina talking
her and wash having the sweetest moment
if they kiss I'm killing myself
"am I gonna be okay?"OIASJGIOSDJGIOSDAJGOIAS STOP BEING ME AGENT WASHINGTON
MY HEART BREAKS FOR HIM OASIDJGSDA
"were gonna be it together" they better be siblings or I'm killing myself
oh shit it's 9er!!!
OMFG ITS ONE LMAO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AND THE FUCKIN MUSIC TOO
lol ofc had an entire room full of shotguns
grif is gone now? :(
he's leaving I cant my heart hurts
omfg there they are
"hey Simmons"
"yeah?"
"did you ever figure it out?"
SCREAMING
GRIF YOURE GONNA MAKE ME CRY
FUCJ GRIF IS REALLY LEAVING
THERE HE GOES
FUCK THIS HURTS
MY HEARTBHURTS
lmao caboose screaming at him
"beat it!"
lmao I love them
he's apologizing for the shitty war lmao
HAHA THEY WERENT GOOD CABOOSE YOURE RIGHT
that's it
it's over
everything hurts
it WAS og sheila!! i wonder why she sounded so off to me
META WAS MILES LETS GOOOO good for hm!
the pictures of their old stuff too
I'm so fucjijg
jfjgkkg
ouchies
like can you not
SECRET ENDING AYO?!
"bow-chicka-bye-now!" TUCKER IM GOING TO KMS
(after a good sob-sesh lol)
now that i am semi-alive and semi-coherent, here are some (potentially) rational thoughts and feelings
wash's ptsd? FUCK dude. doc being a hallucination the whole fucking time?! FUCK dude. i, that hurt me so much, i'm fucking OWIES. as a ptsd-having bitch myself, uh, hey OUCH. carolina reminding him that the memories will live on, that it wasn't his fault, and it all manifesting in the old freelancers i'm gonna oijdgoidasjg i'm gonna kms i swear to god i swear to gOD this is it this is the last fucking straw
and SARGE
fucking SARGE
that was fucking awful
i loved it and i wanna kms
the way he died sacrificing himself for a fucking blue
the way he told simmons he was proud of him, told grif he never gave up on him even when grif himself had given up, giving SIMMONS HIS SHOTGUN.
man.
them burying him at blood gulch, simmons becoming team leader and having a badass moment only to be instantly cut down by the meta is both so silly and so fucking aosidgjdsoaigjd hhhhh
badass simmons supremacy
missing season 15 knife simmons right about now :((
and the fucking GRIMMONS
FUCK DUDE
simmons finally getting everything ready and in order for grif to be free
if you love something set them free or whatever
FUCK DUDE MY HEART HURTS SO MUCH
and the new va for caboose was trying his damndest and i'm so proud of him
and caboose bringing back TEX INSTEAD OF CHURCH BECAUSE HE KNEW THEY'D NEED HER?! AND TEX BEING RESURRECTED IN THE MEMORIES OF THE ONES WHO SAW HER AS BADASS INSTEAD OF A FAILURE?1 CHURCH AND TEX FINALLY GETTING THEIR HAPPY FUCKIGN ENDING?!!??!?!?!
im
thank you burnie for that one at least
you did angry mom and angry dad a service
tex just being forgotten, being fucked over, that was never satisfying to me, it always just hurt so much, i'm so glad they got the ending they deserved
i'm screaming
i'm gonna fucking cry
AND SO MANY FUCKING CALLBACKS TO SEASON 8, CUZ LIKE AFTER THAT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHEN BURNIE WASN'T WRITING IN THE FRONT SEAT ANYMORE
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING OIADSJGOISDAJG
and poor wash, no wonder i felt so fucking sick to my stomach watching all of the scenes with him, just, the ptsd and everything like that FUCK dude
he just like me fr man :(
and can we talk about ADMIRAL DONUT?!
FUCKING ADMIRAL?! DONUT LET'S GO YOU'RE THE FUCKING BEST
and him appearing to simmons in his mind in a cheerleader fit was fucking phenomenal 10/10
everything feels so empty right now
fuck nothing has made me wonder 'why are we here?' more than this moment right now
my dread is gone, it's all over, we've reached the conclusion and i've seen it and i don't have to wait anxiously anymore
but everything hurts right now man :(
and the ending with wash and lina i genuinely could not tell if they were pushing romance or not
i think they were purposefully keeping it vague to keep shippers from going haywire, or maybe it was really just platonic sibling 'i'll be there for you' love
they are the siblings ever. of all time.
AND SIMMONS HAVING A DAMN GOOD THROWING ARM?! HELLO?!
WASHINGTON SAYING THAT WAS THE BEST THROW EVER OF ALL TIME?!
CABOOSE SYAING NOT MY FAULT SOMEONE PUT A WALL IN MY WAY?!
i'm
this is too much
idk i want him to sleep but i am so unwell right now i fucking dioajgoidsjgiodsjg
but tex and church got their ending and i'm gonna try to focus on that
plus, it's fictional, we can write all the fix-its or aus we want
i need to remember that
it's impactful to me, it's been my whole fucking life basically, but it's a story and i don't want to let myself suffer genuine consequences from stressing out over a story
it'll be okay
church and tex got their happy ending it HAS to be okay
aaaaand these were my brain-rot notes! lmao hope any of y'all enjoyed reading my reactions here to some scenes haha
#rem rambles#red vs blue#rvb#rvb 19 spoilers#rvb restoration spoilers#rvb 19#rvb restoration#my thoughts and notes while watching the final season#followed up by some more coherent thoughts at the end lol#also sorry to any of you carwash enjoyers but i just hate that ship so much#genuinely couldn't even tell you why#they're just so sibling-coded to me man i can't see a romance with them it just doesn't feel right to me lol#anyways uh yeehaw here's my brain vomit
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Top 5 Kamen Riders! (adaptations included)
okay so im gonna do this both ways as in favorite riders the shows and favorite riders the characters
for shows:
1. kamen rider w (wbk, my forever beloved, i dont think this will stop being my favorite soon. the fucking detective show. DUB E X crime and the city. fucking found family. hidari shotaro MY GUY. so much insanity just look at my header on here. phillip :')))) i have so many feelings and im forcing myself to stop here. ryu voice Dont Ask Me Questions.)
2. kamen rider ex aid (my first rider and yknow you dont forget your first rider. the gamer doctors are my beloved. the suits are so cool (taddle legacy!!!) kiriya is here AND HANAYA TAIGA. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS. taihii the most insane ship dynamic ever. POPPY MY BELOVED <33333 the character songs are So Good. i like real game and the taddle legacy theme a normal amount. EXCITE EXCITE ALL I GOTTA DO IS LIVE ON)
3. kamen rider ghost (big part of this is takeru which ill get to later. but goood theres so much good in this show. warera omou yue ni warera ari!!!! its literally so fun. and the messages are so good!!! life is beautiful and i never want to die. makoala and takekari marriages happened and nothing else is canon. THE BELT NOISE THE BELT NOISES. mugen ghost is my fav final form ever. that one henshin scene from the summer movie kills me. keep going go go go go go go gotta ghost!!!!!)
4. everything else ive watched so ooo and revice (ooo: i need to rewatch this one actually bc it made me feel so much but then i watched w next so yeah. ANKHEIJI LEGENDARY GAY OF ALL TIME. i love all the characters so so so fucking much but especially eiji this fucking guy. the greeed my beloved... the insert songs!!! so many times you can find me singing SONO SHUNKAN NOMIKOMARERU DAAKU SAIDO NO KIKEN NA YOUKUBO. so yeah you count the medals one two and three anything goes life goes on coming up ooo :')) (revice: free theraphy show fr fr. like just good vibes all around. loved this one so much. there is tragedy but we prevail. the music is fucking amazing i have listened to mirage mirror 73 times within a single month of discovering it. the suits!!! daiji and ikki and sakura the siblings ever. hana makes me emotional and also hanasaku oh my god heated drama between women. deep drop danger kamen rider demons INSANE belt noises in general. THE THEMES IN THIS SHOW YES I WILL LOVE MYSELF.)
and im not ranking gaim & gotchard since i havent finished them
now for rider characters:
1. shotaro/kamen rider w & kamen rider joker (the fucking guy ever. god. i like him so much its a little distressing. hes my best friend. i want to dress like him sort of unironically. i am feverishly waiting for my joker memory to arrive. HIS BACKSTORY MAKES ME SO SAD. LIKE I CAN EMPATHISE. SO MUCH. and his dynamic with phillip akiko ryu i :'))) the found family ever. yeah. i often rewatch w ep49 just for the joker scenes. i have his birthday as per my headcanon in my calendar. i am not normal)
2. taiga/kamen rider snipe (so. hes my type of character so fucking much. broken sad lonely fucker of a guy. i want to kill i also want to hug him and i want to make him kiss hiiro. saving people to save yourself,,,,, yeah. NICO TAIGA THE SIBLINGS EVER. babang bang bang babang bang shooting uh. his fucking emo fringe neon suit. the dog tags he wears for no reason. THE SNIPE PREQUELLLLL im gonna stop here before it derails but oh my fucking lord)
3. takeru/kamen rider ghost (YEAH SO. tied for my fav main rider with eiji. takeru is incredibly important to me if he werent the same age as my brother id call him son but alas. i want a hug from him i think it would fix me. his fucking journey as a character..... he makes me sad but like happy sad. like i appreciate life more when im sad about him. his scenes in the pacman movie literally kill me. you always gotta keep going chasing after life its the only way you can live. go go go ghost [i start crying uncontrollably])
4. daiji/kamen rider live (bonded with this guy 6 episodes into revice its insane. this character is insane. i need to hug him. his fucking character song is therapy for me. KAGERO YOU FUCKING EMO EBOY. daijis vcinema is so good and i felt so much. i love the evililtylive suit despite the stupid name. i just love daiji in general and i dont ever think about how his actor is the same age as me <3)
5. eiji/kamen rider ooo (MY GUY MY GUY MY GUUUUUUY. i need to give him a hug. hes been through so much. but he still. he still is Like this. like what the fuck genuinely. the scene from ep30 is in my head constantly. tied for my fav main rider with takeru bc god does eiji make me feel things. but this is so fucking long already if you need to hear me cry about him send me an ask bc. ohmygod. HINO FUCKING EIJI. i dont Ever think about him in zi-o. and ooo 10th is not real)
#key reply#tachiharas-brother#long post#so sorry this got long but im not normal unfortunately#thanks for the ask tho <3
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Smash Season 1, Episode 10
Written vaguely as I watched it:
Cuba?!
Me too Julia, love 'er🤍
I can't remember girls name but I don't trust her with Dev. Very nervous.
Karen yea!!!!!!!
Julia is so supportive!!!!!! 🤍🤍🤍
Sam. Gotta love 'im
Ivy. You are obsessed. It's not good for the soul.
Eileen. Yo spanish.
Ellis GO GET YO CREDIT
Dev angsty too
Karen!!! Go off queen!!!!
Dev! Tell her!
Lovin' Sam and Tom's 'friendship' *wink wonk*
John feels it too, eek
Leo is just to likeable. It makes me sad
Ivy. Do. Not. Sing.
Tom is so funny. No that's just Christian 😜
Why am I watching this? I don't like musical tv shows.
I don't like this song??? I know it's not an original but the lyrics are so... Not my type
Okay Ivy, wake up.
I KNOW Karen jumped out of her skin
KAREN! Even *I* know to write it down and what downstage means.
Julia has so much attitude. Lovin' it. But also stop. It's rude. We all got our reasons but you can't just push your attitude onto someone else who did nothing wrong.
They are the perfect balance
Julia is so defensive.
Can't wait for Julia's life to rise again. Love her.
Tom is the angel we all need but don't deserve
Dev... Has a point but chiiiiiiill. Yelling doesn't help
Eileen... They got a point- Don't you DARE bring up Jerry! I'm tired of HEARING of him.
"Vultures"! XD
Nick, you are to sweet.
She is a lil useless
Ivy! I. Love her. So much.
TOM!!!🤍🤍🤍
Love this number!!!!!
Derrick smiling 🤍
"Thank yooou☺️"
SAM😲
John come back!
Nick is so lovely
Sam be snitching XD
Ivy. Me scared.
Those glasses poisoned
Tom and Julia are my favorite people
Tom! How dramatic!
Oh. Bye Jules
Eileen speak on it!
Nick... Tell. Me. More.
I hate the Marilyn talk.
This girl. This Lady. Hatehatehate. Get. AWAY!
Heya Tommy🤍
Julia going through it
"Oh."
I smile when Julia cries but I cry when Tom looks slightly sad. Not even sad, sympathetic. My bias is strong and constant.
I love them!!!!
This duo🤍🤍🤍
Anyways...
Leo XD
No Leo, you are never the problem
JULIA! NO NO NO!
Sam, investigate
Ivy... Okay, me interested. Not supporting it tho
John. Don't say it- Oh god
"What are you talking about?" ... I don't know if he actually knows or not. I don't like it. (OPINION)
PAIN
Julia. This is pain.
You sound... Familiar Julia.... Michael said something similar... Right?
Ellis- How DARE you go delving into Nick's personal life. Eileen and I don't wanna know.... This will come back later. Won't it😞
Karen!!! Yes queen!
Nick is the sweetest-
Eileen! Yo Spanish! XD
Karen! XD
Karen may forgive you but I won't- Yea! Don't forgive him!
Dev!!! What a king!
"He's lucky I held back." XD
Dev got a point here
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING
Bye Dev, gonna miss you
Randy is love. Randy is life.
Nick is my favorite person at this moment.
Is Frank finna show??? Oop-
Not a sad montage. Ew.
I love Eileen's happiness
Karen be giving. Yas queen
Oop- New big shot- Oh god.
Welcome back from Cuba
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What I learned:
I remember the show a lot easier when I do these. So I will continue. Even if they stat in the drafts.
If you ever wonder why someone's at an event and it's not Ellis, 80% Sam invited them.
#smash#tv#tv series#christian borle#Bole plays Tom btw#Karen on my nerves sometimes#but who isn't on my nerves?#smash tv show
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watched Space Oddity(2023), and god do i relate to traumatised white boys constantly on the verge of breaking down. like i am not kidding at all and yes i am aware that i need therapy. but i cannot heal when my mother is still relevant to my life. as soon as i dont need her, i am never fucking contacting her again oh my god. imagine if i got to do that someday. i got free from this fucking household and coulod start trying to heal. wouldnt that be so fucking amaxing. i relate to traumatised people who are constantly on the verge of a breakdown. wonder fucking why you have like three guesses. and now im fucking typing through my breakdown because i need attention because no one gavwe me any when i was a child except uimm sdtill a fucking child and .............what the fuck am i doing....i feel so stupid for feeling sad, because im on my period. and for some reason it makes me feel like my feelings have no basis, and that my hormones are just creating shit so i can cry. i fucking want to be frree of this shit. i want to wake up and be happy that i can do things i enjoy. most of the time i have no idea what things i even enjoy. i guess saving. i like saving money. because my whole life ive lived in poverty. and its really hard to do that and not feel like a wasteful piece of shit when you put 5 meters of string into the trash. i wasnt gonna use it. no one was gonna use it.
why does my hormonal cycle have so much power over me.
why do i deserve the biggest room in this house. my moms bed is in the living room. why the fuck did they let me have this room. i dont even use it for anything. i just toss all my stuff on the ground and am too laxzy to clean them upo. why the fuck do i feel like this. im gonna take off mty glases.
whhat if i was dissociating for most of my life as a trauma response and thats why ive always felt so detached and isolated from everything. i fucvking hate. i have no fucking i dea what but i just hate. this is why i dont beleive in a higher powerl. why do i gotta bring my atheist shit into everything oh my god im so fucking annnoying and i think its ill get so much pity if i acknowledge shit like that........ ...why must i be like this. i taught our cat to go outside on a leash and now i havent taken him in months. my mom always talks about me as if im like especially good with animals somehow, and i dont think its true. its more like im on base level, and everyone else is so fucking ignorant of their pets. they cant even fucking tell when theyre scared for their life and then they laught at the cat ewhen its clearly trying to escape like its life is at risk,.. i am talking about my mom. i dont like her. and i dont think the adults in my life realise that i cant fuclking heal if i continue my life associating with her. ive tried to fucking tell them. i said that the biggest problem in our family is that i dont like any of them. i was lying because i couldnt breing myself to single out my mom.
why do adults think that living with a family you hate is exactly the same as having a co-worker you dont get along with that well. they are fucking idiots. adults are so fucking stupid why to they get toi contreol everything oh ym gosl.-.ö okay im going to fucking puncvh my keryboard if i dont stopp..... tell me to stop i cant do it myself hold on uhh...................................................................... okay lets opklay a fun game of ending a sentence in the middle of it isnt that soooo funny ahahahhaahahuahh anyways so i hate-
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hiii 10 12 19 21 26 31 43 44 47 oh dear i hope im remembering the right ones have fun <3
hiiii thank you🫶
10 - would you slaughter the rich?
without hesitation
12 - what kind of day is it?
you know when days don’t feel real? not in a particularly good or bad way. yeah I’m having one of those.
19 - imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?
yes of course. will they look good? absolutely not but I can paint them yassss green from the sally hansen pride collection
21 - something you’ve kept since childhood?
I’ve kept a fuck ton of things from childhood because I have a um. really hard time getting rid of things. I’ve gotta work through that but I love had the same wooden frog displayed in my room for as long as I can remember. my hello kitty alarm clock too. my mom has every art project I’ve ever done still. I have teddy the teddy bear of course. and my baby blankets I still sleep with. lots more things I can’t remember but trust me there are Lots
26 - a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?
I’m not really sure what this question is asking so I’m just gonna talk about a recent regret. I literally can’t stop thinking about the estate sale I went to recently and I saw one of those singing fish wall hanging things. okay it didn’t sing but it was a hanging fish on a plaque. and I’ve been wanting a singing one for years and it was only $2 but I didn’t pick it up and I was like “I’ll get it on the way out” but on the way out it was GONE very sad
31 - what type of music keeps you grounded?
there’s really no specific type of music but generally I think it’s just. songs that remind me so much of a specific moment in my life. like hey mickey by baby tate reminds me so much of reading the secret history in the science building and moneytalks reminds me of sophomore year ap european history class and house of memories by panic reminds me of sitting on my bedroom floor and talking with one of my oldest and best friends and fire in the twilight reminds me of driving back from my choir trip. yeah idk
43 - what’s your take on spicy foods?
I mean. I’m white. like very white (is a quarter mexican). and I really don’t like spicy food. I can’t stand much spice to begin with but even little takes away from the food for me
44 - you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?
my roommate I know you’re not supposed to say this but when I blew out my birthday candles I wished she would die
47 - what was the last message you sent?
“$25” to my mom :)
cactus - something you’re currently learning (about)?
I wouldn’t say I’m learning About anything right now I think I’m mostly just learning how to be a person
chia - what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?
my mom sister and I have had a running joke for like. man it’s gotta be ten years at this point. one time we were in a gift shop in some tourist town and there was a sign on a fountain thing that said “do not tough” instead of “do not touch” and now whenever we say tough instead of touch. funny? well, no but it’s been going on for so long we can’t stop it
edelweiss - how’d you think of your url/username? what’s it associated with to you?
jo!!!! when I first watched skam cris was my fav character and she really resonated with me then I watched skam austin and i thought jo was hysterical like she’s one of my fav characters ever. weird teenage girls just act like that
camellia - what were you like when you were younger? do you think you’ve changed a lot?
well when I was a really little kid I was stubborn as hell like I quit swim lessons because I didn’t like being told what to do. in mid to late middle school I was a cuuuuunt and not in a fun way. I was just a dick and I loved picking fights with authority figures because I didn’t respect them. and honestly it was deserved they sucked. I had an era in the middle where I was like Very innocent and sweet. and sensitive I have a lot of memories of crying in public and at school. but all throughout all of that I was such a loser. not in a bad way. I have a whole journal entry about this that I wrote in december but I would say I’ve changed a lot but also not at all. like I look back and I don’t recognize myself but that the same time it’s still Me and I only know how different I am because I know what I’m thinking and the intentions behind what I’m saying and doing and can’t only judge the actions and words itself. it’s complicated. and this isn’t me just making fun of my younger self I love her she is me I am her etc
aloe vera - what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life?
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Really anything Madara or like Uchiha kink head canons IDK IM JUST SO THIRSTY FOR MADARA AND ANYTHING U WRITE IS GOOD JUST A CRUMB PLZ ITS ALL I ASK FOR _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_ oh and take ur time!
This is a special order for my number one wifey♥️ I had to push all the others to the side sorry ✋🏾
Warnings: 18+,kinky shit, smut okay.
Madara x Reader
Sasuke x Reader
Just gonna say that not all of these are kinks, some of them are about how sexual habits.
Madara
Madara will finger your any chance he gets you hear me. Any chance!
He’s literally obsessed which watching them dip inside of you, slowly curling them, gradually picking up the pace, his eyes glued on you. Everything about you is mesmerizing. The different faces you make, the way your body shakes, the way your ass jiggles with the force of his hand. Jesus you’re a fucking goddess when you’re on verge of an orgasm. This is an experience for him. His heart goes 🥺🥺😈😈😈 when you start whimpering and whining, trying your best to not hurt him but also unable to stop yourself from clawing and kicking.
Maybe I’m the morning, you’ll wake up with his head buried between your legs, already panting and moaning from the flicking of his tongue right before he sucks on you, his eyes on your pretty face so he can watch you crumble. Once he feels that you’re overstimulated enough it’s time for that finger action. You’re such an erotic little angel to him, taking in deep breaths and pushing against his chest while he slowly sinks two fingers in and out of you, watching them disappear inside of you, a ring of cream around them as he slowly pumps, curling them ever so slightly, watching you throw your head back and cry out.
When you actually start shivering and become squirmy, it’s time time to dick you the fuck down. He’s going to destroy you and you’re going to take it…unless you safeword him.
Obsessed with making out with you while he’s aggressively fingering you, and when you struggle to kiss him back he whispers praises against your lips, his warm breath brushing against your face while you’re pushing him away and failing since he’s so strong. Will reduce you to a teary, whiny, pleading mess. Just with his hands alone.
During hot tub/jacuzzi or even bath time, you’re on his lap, and his fingers are inside of you, you’re eyes rolling to the back of your head as you struggle to converse with him, an orgasm raining down on you so heavenly you might wanna cry.
He loves fingering you so much that it becomes a habit and he does it absentmindedly now. His hand snaking between your thighs, burying itself under your towel to start rubbing lazy circles on your clit-while he’s brushing teeth next to you doing your face routine. You’ll most likely cum because he does get carried away, that’s why you gotta stop him soon enough or else he actually starts paying attention to what he’s doing.
I’ve mentioned this before but I’ll still say it again. Because he loves fingering you, he really really enjoys seeing you in short skirts or dresses. It’s perfect for a quickie, when he wants to watch your cum drip your legs during his office hours. He can be a big bully though. He’ll make you stand in front of him, while he sits in his chair, his face snug against your pelvis so he can suck on your clit while slowly fingering you. If you fall over he gets to have his way with you, if not you’re free to leave and continue about your day. What do you think is gonna happen?
Sasuke
Sasuke actually has a serious degradation kink. Throw in a little sadism in there too. He’s a very hardcore dom.
He’s also the type to tie you all the way up just for fun, and fuck you nice and hard, going as deep as he can just to make everything super overwhelming for you. He has this technique that always leaves you trembling, your cooch gushing him out from the intensity of your orgasm but that’s okay because just gonna out it right back in. If you push him out again he’s gonna pop it in again. Simple.
Loves giving you a particularly hard time, he can and is 100% going to make your orgasms aggressive and super intense that you pass out.
Remember when I said he likes tying you up? That’s also because he doesn’t want you to hurt yourself or him, because you do pull his hair really hard and scratch him enough that he bleeds…and you bite…and kick…so yeah he’s tying you up.
Ignorings your tears because you’re crying water not blood right? You’ll be fine it’s just an orgasm, it won’t kill you. When you start that sweet whining/crying he gets a little softer, but he’s still not stopping. “Don’t cry my little pup, daddy is almost done, just a little longer? Or can you not keep up with daddy?…Pathetic” or maybe something like “Is my little puppy too dumb to use words? What? Too much? What’s too much ? Oh when I do this?”, and he will literally force another orgasm out of you.
The recovery process takes a while. A long while. And he also genuinely enjoys taking care of you after a good fucking. You did a great job for him so let him return the favour. Will literally carry you everywhere. Everywhere. Your wish is his command.
Might be a daddy in the sheets but he’s such a sweetheart when he’s not fucking you.
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#naruto imagines#naruto smut#naruto headcanons#uchiha imagines#Uchiha smut#uchiha headcanons#sasuke x reader#sasuke x y/n#sasuke imagines#sasuke smut#sasuke headcanons#madara imagines#madara smut#madara x reader#madara x y/n
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welcome to the day a duck ruins your perception of items in genshin impact.
i uh. made some items in genshin impact as yandere boys and what they're like sort of??
you could try and burn your eyes now.
;)
adepti seekers stove- he's going to be a tsundere no buts or uhts. he's the type of yandere that's trying to be protective and failing miserably everytime. so being impatient and angsty. so, he resorts in kidnapping you instead. but hey look on the bright side! even when you're kidnapped you can have delicious meals and snacks! secretly likes to cook for you a lot, but he won't admit it even in death. just don't question why there's a lingering scent of sleeping potions in your meal and you'll be good as jolly jee! probably wants you to help him in the kitchen, since he once heard that couples do that. would probably give you self esteem issues down the line. "didn't i tell you to not get hurt? are you that much of an idiot?? here. have this it'll lessen the pain just a bit so we can walk back home. just drink it already."
windsong lyre- smug bastard, smug shit. he's probably a player or just overly dramatic with everything. maybe he's righteous or something.. likes to show off his music skills a lot. he sucks at it tho. gaslights you probably in public places to add more pressure, because people are staring like you're having a performance or something. calls you love even if he's pissed at you for not listening to him, or accusing him of being toxic or suspecting him of being your stalker that always watches you from your window at 2am! would make you paranoid a lot. loves kissing your cheek and tickling you. he's a closeted pervert. you're gonna have to move in an isolated place too, he will spread rumours of you being his lover. "love, I'm sure that you're just overreacting. plus even if i was the stalker that you're talking about I wouldn't be oh so casually talking to you in public when I could've been hiding! jeez it's like your going crazy."
wind-blessed harpastrum- such sweety! just so wholesome bakes you a pie in tuesday sweet. seems patient too but beware he will break your legs when you get a little bit too bratty for his tastes. touch starved too and it shows, that's why he loves to cuddle you lots! really obsessed with what you think of him. if you say you hate him he'll tear up and try to convince you that he's good, but if you pretend that you like him he'll shower you with uncomfortable affection and confessions. really great at making bombs and torture weapons too. probably sewed in a bomb inside your body threatened that he will kill you with it if you leave. bad at darts and archery. if you say that to him he'll laugh and take out his diploma saying that he's too smart for those childish games. he's impulsive in decision making. "haha. you know. you almost escaped from me back there. but hey! now you won't do anything stupid like that ever again if you can't walk."
windblume balloon: listen man. im going to be killed but he's an airhead, pun intended right there. probably lowkey manipulative and doesn't even know it yet or chooses to ignore it. protective of you a lot. really delusional to the point that he rationalizes your escape as someone kidnapping you. so say goodbye to whoever poor stranger who was trying to help you escape they'll be greeted by an arrow through their head once he finds you. has a habit of holding your hand because he's afraid you might disappear from his line of sight and leave him all alone. if you let go tho he'll gorilla grip your hand, might crush it too. just very overprotective. he also doesn't know that he's an airhead. yeah."hm? why do i like holding you hand..? i just like it.. your hand makes me feel... uh. safe..? is that the word for it? ah. it was the word loved."
wind catcher- he's a full on sadist. throw all of your escape plans out the window, this guy will climb a mountain and ride any wind current available to catch and torture you. persistently trying to make you like him atleast a bit. yeah, he's that kind of delusional. would teasingly push you
of a cliff as a 'light' punishment. dark humour and likes to joke about killing you from time to time. note: he can kill you. and he would also do it by ripping you in half with the wind current so just stay in his house and be a good lover that'll shower him in kisses, okay? okay. he mostly sees you as a tool of interest, but not just any tool- you're his favourite tool. "pfft! hey stop crying now! you're making me feel bad! hm? oh? why am i doing this? well i mean maybe I'm angry that someone was trying to escape. again."
warming bottle- he will absolutely leave you in the cold if you were being a brat towards him. lives in dragonspine to spite you, also because he can just turn take away your blankets and anything that can give warmth so you gotta ask him to cuddle you to survive. he usually does this when he's feeling a little petty. which is so frequent. that you can almost give it a schedule. but don't tell him that. kind of a tsundere but only when it comes to physical affection since he's shy. that's why he has to take away your blankets so it looks like he's just mocking you but not because he's touch starved. he's not at home that much too but don't worry, he will make it up to you by uh.. physical activities.. "what? you're freezing? no shit we're in dragonspine. oh? you want me to hug you..? hm. fine. I'll indulge you for a bit. I am quite merciful."
parametric transformer- businessman that scams you a lot lol. he's going to be a masochist because i said so, yeah i know the electric stone thing gag that's why i made him a masochist. really likes to collect useless stuff and spoiling you, so expect your room to be filled with a lot of random things from jewelry to mushrooms and crabs. has a you should be grateful i even give stuff mindset. thinks that giving someone something of vaue would make them fall in love with him instantly. also probably loves it when you fight back especially when you successfully land a hit on him, he will enjoy it. but be careful he has different responses whenever you hit him. pick your poison. spends a ton of resources on everything to keep you in line. that rope costed him 700 pinecones. "why do you even wanna escape? i give you a ton of stuff so you won't get bored! hah. maybe if i had picked up someone else they would've been grateful."
portable waypoint- throw out your escape plans the season sequel. he's very quiet but has a small temper that won't last that much. maybe he's like that since he tries so hard to repress it. listen he's trying okay? escape always fails so quickly. one minute you're in springvale shouting, crying, begging for anyone to help you and then back to his house to see him sipping some tea. his punishments are cruel too- he makes sure to leave you in a den of monsters and ruin guards, waits until your in the brink of death and teleports you back to him. has a superiority complex over everyone too. probably likes to make you feel weak when you have to rely on him. loves to crush your self esteem. wants to be affectionate but thinks that you, as an inferior being, should be affectionate with him instead. so tsun. "see? this is what i was trying to tell you. you're too weak to actually survive out there. you even had to rely on me to save you. pathetic."
memento lens- mysterious and elegant. he's quite cryptic to say the least. likes to watch you from a far if he's feeling a bit angsty. you try to make sense of what he says and it just leads to you being confused even more. and he likes that about you. you actually try to understand him, even if what you guess is wrong. you're going to have a tough time with this guy if you wanna escape. just avoid any fox statues and you'll be good. the problem is the shrine maidens. they basically want the two of you to end up together so they don't have to deal with him. he's actually very gentle with you punishments still suck but atleast he doesn't do it physically, he just makes you write that you're sorry over and over until your wrist are tired. loves poetry and solving puzzles, riddles, scriptures. he's
smart but soft. "spring blossoms even in the darkest depths of uncertainty, is that why you have the courage to try and escape me..?"
kamera- perfectionist stalker. wants to make sure that the photos he takes of you are perfect to every extent. colour, lighting, and expressions. even if it means going inside your room and having the possibility of waking you up from your sleep. likes to take pictures of everything too. kind of like this; both of you are walking somewhere and he stops to take a picture of a sunset. he takes twenty minutes trying to find the correct angle. but the sun is already gone so he sulks. maybe- you can cheer him up by volunteering to be his model? you'll do that? right? also worships you like a god so if someone dared to even say something breath near you or celestia forbid insult you, best to say they'll be quickly disposed of by blackmail and fake shit. would not steal any of your belongings, he would just take pictures of it. so he's not that bad. "i consider everything in this world is beautiful, but you have surpassed that. so that is why im keeping you here. no one deserves even a glimpse of you!"
waverider toolbox- he's such a gentlemen and a sweetheart. always there to help you with repairs, sometimes he'd add some updates to it too. just ignore the stuff going missing inside your boat thing. he probably guilt-gaslight you into staying with him in his waverider then bam your in an island stranded. ahaha, now both of you just have to survive by working together ya know? like a loving couple likes hugs and physical affection a lot! bonus points if it's given when he's tired from doing his job. as i said tired guy so appreciates all the things you do for him whether it's paying for his meal or giving him a gift. next time, he'll make sure that you won't leave the island permanently. thinks that stranded island equals date smh. " ahh? oh! is this for me? really? thank you.. i don't usually receive gifts but that just makes this even more special! say, do you wanna go on a trip? i just fixed the waverider from last time."
red feather fan- mischievous little shit. likes to scare you a lot by appearing on trees and just jumping on you. knows that you're trying to escape but pretends not to since he likes to try and guess which direction you would run to. hugs you a lot even before he kidnaps you really touchy even if you say no he'll use the good ol puppy eyes! doesn't work? okay he'll just smell your clothes when you're sleeping as compensation. he likes to flirt with you a lot. some pickup are cheesy.. but others are a little- personal? acts cool by making a dramatic entrance everytime even. you know those radical superhero landing stuff? that's him. he would build a nest as your house even being a dick and placing it on top of a mountain, goodluck on trying to get down. "caught you! going to the shore was so predictable by the way. maybe you should try a different place next time, dear? hm? maybe a restaurant so we can have date? sounds great right?"
serenitea pot- unhinged malewife that wants to make a the perfect living space for you- ehem. probably a perfectionist if you squint hard enough. he's delusional but just a little lucid about the stuff he does to you. likes to make a ton of furniture too! personalized the room you're trapped in with a ton of valuable and expensive materials. just don't try to escape he'll cut your limbs off just like a damn tree shawtie. owns a shit ton of pets ranging from boars to cats. all of them are like bodyguards to you during your stay. dreams about having a peaceful life with you in the realm someday, sigh. he sometimes has burnouts where he just places a bunch of furniture on a single room and call it a day. "and here is your room! do.. do you like it? i made it just for you! i didn't know what wood you would prefer so i just settled on whatever i can find! ahaha. we're kind of like a married couple living together now... right?"
nre menu- he's probably going to be from the adventurers guild. really awkward and shy. takes for him a long time to
open up to you. when going on quests he's the one in charge of carrying the food and healing shit you need. really patient and nice! slightly uh mean with other people trying to talk to you but other than that everything is normal. everything is normal the long loving gaze he gives you every now and then and some food being left on your doorstep. yeah let's not question it i mean he's just so shy! he would never do anything wrong? right?? he's a closeted pervert, cliche i know but he's a pervert with a line to not cross. he just checks you out. good for him. would cry if given any ounce of affection. sweet baby. "t-that was a tough commission.. oh u-uh.. do you need some food to replenish your energy? we need to do the other commissions you know.. hm? why aren't you eating it.. something wrong with the food..?"
seelies- spoiled. that's the word to describe him. really straight forward with his courting kind of dumb? but he's so damn lucky for some unknown reason that your plans to avoid him always fail. yeah the high quality rope you just bought for 1000 mora? it broke and you fell into his arms. he's probably rich by sheer dumb luck too. finds a ton treasure chests even in the places you didn't expect. people pressure you into spending time with him. since he's just so cute! how could say no to such a face? it really feels like the gods are on his side ya know? he throws a lot of very very aggressive tantrums if you're not with him. thinks he's doing a good job at courting you, with rationalize rejection as a playing hard to get. "tada! look i got you this crystal i found while i was walking! it looks like a diamond and it has a ton of colours too?? is it valuable?? would you kiss me if i give it to you??"
endora- majestic, regal, and likes to explore a lot. he uh. probably trapped you in a bubble once or twice too. really curious about his surroundings, also has no personal space since it's first time going out. he would cuddle you when he feels like it homie. kidnapped you and made you his tour guide. don't try to fool him he learns quickly about stuff. fast swimmer, so no joining any expeditions in water if you don't want their ship to be wrecked by a mysterious being of the teyvat seas. he likes to see you cry. it's not a kink he just feels connected to you when you cry. doesn't have a house so you just live in a run down boat. he's doesn't know when you're lying to him sometimes. god complex bastard. "this world. at first i wasn't sure if i was going to like it or not, but ever since I've met you... I've grown to tolerate some parts.. so you should be thankful, you've convinced me. mortal."
intertwined fate/older twin- listen. he's just so smug about everything he does. and he knows you love him. probably invites you out on dinner only for him to not show up. so basically he's an asshole without a doubt. toxic boyfriend that gives you false hope and has a ton of admirers. you probably think he won't settle for you right? ah, he's not that cruel. so picks you as his lover out of all the billions of people. you should be grateful! he even kidnapped you! do you know how hard it was for him to go all the way from his home to yours? anyways yeah. asshole. he likes to do the open the door for darling trick where he just gives you a small crack on the door and watch you make a decision. it's an act of your loyalty. if you escape he'll make you feel pain. if you don't then he'll reward your patience. god complex bastard 2."sigh. did you try to escape? again? patience is the key to everything you know. maybe you should learn that. i expected more smart from you."
acquaint fate/younger twin- cinnamonroll he's such a sweet guy. he's always there for you when you need him. okay- he has a nice guy complex, fucking damn it. probably uses the but I've been there for you since the start trick unintentionally a lot. he just doesn't know he wants some action, so be thankful that he didn't just jump on you like a barbarian. he's kind of contradicting himself too. one hand he wants you to love him, on the other hand he doesn't
believe he deserves you. loves to give you the same things, remember that one painting you liked from two years ago? he got you that. quantity beats quality. surprisingly, he's really patient but would have bursts of anger every now and then. has a self value issues?? yeah, but did i tell you he's a touch starved guy. punshments are just him softly lecturing you about what's good and what's wrong."i always viewed myself as inferior, that i didn't deserve anything.. but this time. i want to be greedy just once."
that's it- :'D i haven't proofread this but here you go mer! ill probably continue with more humanisations of items in genshin later.. if you ask why i ruined your day with this crazy idea i was watching that one video of a person humanising social media and got this idea.
also i discovered how to bold out texts... i have power..ejwjdhshaj
so yeah have a great day! -🦆anon
I AM IN AWE?!?! WHOA OMG!!!!! 🦆, THIS IS FANTASTIC!! AAAAAA (≧∀≦)
All of the various characterizations… *chef’s kiss* It’s literally so good! With each one I read I kept thinking okay this guy is my favorite and then I would read the next description and my heart was stolen again. I can’t pick a favorite now. T_T
#chit chat#yandere#🦆 anon#meraki faves#YOU HOLD SO MUCH POWER#AND YOUR BRAIN IS IMMENSELY GALAXY#BECAUSE WOW OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERIZATIONS
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Fatgum As a Dad
This was inspired by a conversation I had on a discord server, we all have daddy issues and want Fatgum to adopt us so here’s all the shit we collected.
There are some serious themes in here, mostly regarding the biological parents of the kid, but it’s vague as possible. If anyone wants me to add a trigger warning please let me know.
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It all started when he was a kid, when he learned what an orphanage was. One of the kids in his class mentioned being from one, so when he got home he asked his parents about it.
“Mom, what’s an orphanage?”
“Well, Taishiro, it’s where children that don’t have parents go. Then people can come and adopt the children. Why do you ask.”
“A kid at school said he’s from one, when d’you think he’s gonna get adopted?”
“He might, not all children get adopted. Some of them stay in the orphanage until they’re adults.”
“BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR!” he shouted. “EVERYONE DESERVES A HAPPY CHILDHOOD!”
“Well, honey, life’s not fair. And not everyone gets a happy life. It’s how most villains are made, actually. They were hurt more than everyone else and couldn’t handle it anymore. Not all villains are like that but many are. I think you should stay away from that kid, Taishiro. He might turn out a villain.”
But he didn’t stay away. And he made it his mission to become a pro hero so he could make a ton of money and help as many people as he could. He’d help even villains, keep them from doing something dangerous and inspire hope in them.
Then, he’d adopt any kid who needed a father. All the orphanages and foster programs would be empty. Homeless children off the street and in his house, being fed and clothed. He’d care for each and every one of them, not wanting a single person to feel like they didn’t belong.
He finds most of his kids at pride parades. He walks around with a shirt that says ‘FREE DAD HUGS’ and a box full of candy. He remembered one of the kids walking up to him slowly.
“Um.. are you Fatgum?”
“Yes I am!”
“Can I have a hug?”
“Yes you can, Kiddo!” he got down, and the kid put his arms on his stomach (Fatgum’s too big for anyone to fully hug, the dude’s taller than Allmight!) he wrapped his arms around the kid before he heard sniffles. He looked down and saw that the kid was crying.
“M-my parents never hug me like this!” they exclaimed. “They haven’t since I came out. They want to kick me out when I turn thirteen!”
“Can I have their number? I’m going to... talk to them.”
He ended up taking the kid’s family to court, and since the parents were going to just kick the kid out anyways, they let Fatgum adopt them, but they kept nagging him about how he was ‘going to be raising a little demon.’
“Then call me Lucifer.” he spat right back. Now, that kid’s grown up, has pride flags all around their walls, and doesn’t ever doubt that they’re loved.
Fatgum probably bakes with his kids. Helping them up onto the counter to mix ingredients and play with the dough. If they mess something up or break a glass, it’s fine. He doesn’t yell at them or sigh and shake his head, he just kissed the kid on the forehead and helps them clean up the mess.
The food always turns out amazing, and Fatgum always tells the kids that. All of his kids are now Gordon Ramsay level chefs and have probably met Gordon Ramsay.
No matter what their body type is, Fatgum tells his kids their handsome/beautiful and are model worthy. If anyone comments of one of his kid’s body, whether it be negative or... ‘positive’ in a creepy way, you can expect that they’re getting slammed into the ground. No questions asked.
One of Fatgum’s kids is really good at make-up. Like, really good. So Fatgum did the only thing a rational father would do.
Ask for a make-up job.
It didn’t end all that well...
“Hold still.. I gotta get the eyeliner on.”
“Gosh, Kiddo it’s making my eyes water.”
“I know, just hold still... aaaand...... done! Now don’t touch it or it’ll smear!”
“Wow, that looks great! You’re really good at this!”
“Thanks, dad- you smeared it already didn’t you?”
“....Nope.”
Fatgum: I'm not gonna do it, it just seemed like a good option.
Fatgum not even two seconds later after seeing a trans kid crying: now carrying said child on his shoulders while his spouse is chuckling in a corner after signing adoption papers I did it.
This man would get his kids almost anything they wanted. Especially kids with ADD/ADHD/Autism/Tourettes/Anxiety who need stim toys.
Kid: chewing on their nails.
Fatgum: here take this stim toy, and this one, you chew this one so that might help-
Kid ends up with more stim toys than they can count.
Fatgum: just doing his job
The Daddy Issues Gang: Hi dad- oh shit wait- Hi- I- fuck- trauma ensues. crying
Fatgum: grabs the daddy issues gang we're going to the nearest courtroom say hello to your new father its me im the father ok lets go.
Kid: um, dad can I talk to you?
Fatgum, turning around quickly: yes?
Me: ‘he moved so quick, he's mad at me, I'm gonna get yelled at’ Sorry, sorry!
Fatgum: uh, no. I'm getting you ice cream and a new stuffed animal no questions asked
He'd just know when something's wrong, and he’d be great at comforting.
His usual style of comfort is to let the kid sit on his stomach and tell him what’s wrong. His body is one giant pillow for his kids to lay on, he can fit at least eight of them if they cuddle in closely.
Once filmed a commercial dressed as the Cool-Aid man, and all of his kids were in the commercial.
Fatgum: Busts down wall “OH YEAH!”
Director: “And CUT! Okay, try a little more aggressive-”
Fatgum, in tears: “I don’t wanna scare my kids.”
As stated before, if anyone makes his kids feel bad he’s punching them to the ground, but sometimes he’s not in a position where he can do that. Like if a Karen mom ever comes over.
"Linda stop bringing lemon squares if you're going to talk about my son that way because they're just as sour as your attitude."
Fatgum but he slaps the toxic members of your family and tells them to do better or he's taking you.
Then takes you anyway because you prefer him.
Fatgum with a sweater that says ‘mr dad guy on it’
Fatgum definitely watches ATLA, and quotes Uncle Iroh daily. When his kids are minding their own business they suddenly hear
“Leaves from the vine... falling so slow...”
INAUDIBLE CHAOS AND PANIC
Fatgum agency cosplayed ATLA characters on Halloween.
Fatgum was Iroh.
Kirishima was Sokka.
Tamaki was either Momo or Appa.
Maybe get a couple others in on it too, Mirio could be Aang and if Kirishima convinces Todoroki to join for a while he’d totally be Zuko.
Fatgum lets his kids squish his face.
Fatgum used to work with a hero who was hard of hearing, so he learned sign language to help them, and he’s got the skill saved in case one of his kids might be deaf.
So one day, Kirishima invites Bakugou on patrol with him, and we all love that headcanon of Bakugou going deaf, so when he gets pissed at something, he starts insulting everyone around him in SL.
Fatgum notices and starts signing back to him.
YOU’RE ALL MOTHERFUCKERS AND I HATE YOU ALL!
Hey, now, let’s calm down and not call everyone motherfuckers.
FUCK YOU TOO
Bakugou...
Everyone thinks that they’re doing magic, because they’re making all these shapes with their hands and keep looking offended at each other.
Now, Fatgum tries his gosh darn hardest to keep up with the memes, so when his kids come home with good grades, he says “That’s so pog, Kiddo!”
All of his kids are embarrassed.
In the middle of a battle, he throws Kirishima at a villain and they both scream “YEET!” the villain afterwords forever lives in fear of the word ‘yeet’ because he thinks it’ll result in a human rock being thrown at his face.
Fatgum can’t text very well, because his fingers are just too damn big-
sonhsisntextsblooklikehthis'
Translation: so his texts look like this
you learn to understand his texts
Someone better get him a large tablet instead of a phone
If he gets married after he adopts the kids, there’s going to be a huge competition over who does the rings and who does the flowers etc.
If any of his kid’s ever bring home a romantic partner, you can bet your ass he’ll be all over them.
“What’s your average grade?”
“E-eighty percent sir!”
“And do you take sports?”
“No sir, I wish to be a biologist.”
“I see, I see...”
“DAD, YOU AREN”T INTERVIEWING MY PARTNER, ARE YOU? YOU SCARED OFF THE LAST THREE I DON’T WANNA DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN!”
“SORRY, KIDDO! I’LL LET THEM GO NOW! I’ve got my fucking eyes on you. Don’t screw this up.”
Hope y’all enjoy this, if y’all want I can write some headcanons for if Fatgum’s kid becomes a villain-
#fatgum#taishiro toyomitsu#fatgum bnha#fatgum mha#mha fatgum#bnha fatgum#dadgum#fatgum as a dad#fatgum is a dad#daddy issues gang
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yan kenma who has you locked up in his apartment- it’s been some time and you’ve given up escaping but you know he live-streams so you kind of start living small clues that you’re there in hope someone will figure it out? but instead of a viewer kenma finds out; and instead of stopping you he just decides to taunt you and play along to the point his viewers make it an inside joke- the emotional rollercoaster that would be? he wouldn’t have to punish you- the crushing despair is enough alone
This is so deliciously fucked up I love it,,, thank you anon, Kenma hits so different. I love him thank you so so so much. i am working on so much,,, thank you for being patient with all my uhhh lateness? this kinda became something a little different than the prompt but hopefully thats good?
Kenma Kozume x Fem reader
tw: Typical yandere-ness, humiliation? Sexism? Mentioned stalking, (If im missing anything please let me know my brain isn’t functioning rn)
You’re sitting on his lap, camera angled so that no one’s view is obstructed by your body, but so that all his views can clearly see you. You’ve been here so long, any hope of leaving, ironically, has left you. But, the thought crept slowly, surely, deeply into your brain and hasn’t left. You turn around on Kenma’s lap, straddling him and you’re sure the live chat is going a little crazy at the thought of Kodzuken having someone in his lap while he streams and he’s probably going to tell you to get off soon, but you’ve got the chat’s attention, and you are going to work with it. You tap Kenma’s cheeks, slight squish on them and you know he hates that it’s on camera all the same, you drum three fingers on his cheek, smiling at him for the camera as your fingertips meet his clammy skin. He doesn’t tell you to stop so across his cheek you swipe your thumb three times as tenderly as possible. As you stand from his lap, you pat his cheeks, three times delicately. You look into his eyes, still as calculating as when you met him, a deceptively warm amber with the tiniest hint of frustration (and somewhere inside, you know it’s probably with you but you can’t care.)
“I’m gonna sit on the couch, ‘kay?” You call softly, hoping you were subtle enough with your plea.
“Oh, okay,” And you think you’re free before he calls a “Wait! Come back for a little.” You’re even halfway to the couch before the words rope you back in. He beckons you to lean down, and whispers into your ear. “I noticed you trying to sign to get out. Morse code isn’t as subtle as you think, you might as well just ask them to get you out,” You chance a quick look towards chat.
“Was that morse code?”
“Holy shit! Yeah, I think that was SOS.”
“You think they actually need to get out or it’s one of those ‘my bfs terrible’ jokes?”
“You see the way they were straddling? Def not a hate my bf sorta thing.”
“See?” He’s still whispering into your ear, game forgotten in lieu of what might be called humiliation. “They won’t believe you because you want to be here. Regardless of what you say, you would’ve left already if you didn’t.” He smiles at you and affectionately pats your head. Like he’d pet a cat. The idea is still in your mind, though perhaps a little shallower. You glance at the chat once more, someone is still talking about it, but Kenma pushes you away with a “I’ll get you when I’m done, okay?” You end your night on the couch with Kenma. He smiles at you and puts your legs on his lap.
The next livestream is two days after the last one. You have something planned once more, hopefully more effective.
“I’m playing minecraft today, I could set up your computer, and we could play together?” His small smile is back. And though a kind gesture, all you can think about is how easily you could make a point.
“Okay!” The earlier plan is immediately forgotten, and thoughts of what you could do in a game, fills your mind. “Will I have a mic?”
“No, I can’t have you telling them can I?” And it clicks, because of course he’d taunt you. But it’s like your brain grew claws that cannot lose their hold.
“Will I have a camera?” And you know the answer, but Kenma might still surprise you. You’ve already had one shock tonight, maybe you’ll get another.
“No. Sorry. You have chat though.” He pats your head again, ruffling your hair. “I’ve already got you set up, c’mon.” He tugs at your hand, pulling gently.
“Thanks Kenma.” He’s put another computer across from his desk on a much smaller table made for playing cards.
“You’re all set up.”
“Yeah.” He clicks the mouse a few times, waves at the camera to his right. “Can everybody hear me?” He waits a few seconds for chat’s response. “Chat is saying yes, so let’s get right in?” He smiles sheepishly to his camera.
“Hi everyone, I’ m Kodzuken and today we are,” He pauses to look at you with honeyed amber eyes. “Playing Minecraft with my partner.” He nods in your direction. You just open the minecraft tab, the only shortcut that seems to be on the computer.
“It’s a LAN server, click that, okay?” So you click it and say nothing. You start to go through the motions of chopping a tree, making sticks, making a crafting table. Kennma is narrating what he does, and you’re not even sure where he is in game until you're knocked back and turn your mouse to look at him.
“Yeah, I know - she should be relying on me.” He’s responding to something in chat, he’s gotta be. You type a quick,
“What’re they saying?”
“Oh, that my girlfriend shouldn’t be so independent, you rely on me - I'm your boyfriend.” Kenma says it so casually, so acerbically that you immediately take off sprinting from the forest in game.
“She has these bouts - you saw them last stream - where she likes to try and ‘get away’.” Kenma laughs softly; little glockenspiel notes falling from his mouth. “It’s a really cute joke honestly! Anyway, I’ll put my minecraft bed next to hers later, right now...” You stop paying attention and start planning how you’d try to get your point across more clearly. You could make signs, say “Get me out!” Like Kenma suggested.
“Hey! He looks over the screen at you, piercing eyes staring right through you. “Don’t go off on your own, we’re staying together alright?”
“No.” He’ll have to deal with chatting, possibly hearing you by himself. And you continue through the coded forest. It goes pretty smoothly, though you’re sure Kenma is trying to find you, you’ve already created a mine for yourself, and made a little sign with instructions that reads: “Get me out!”
“Her voice is quite cute, isn’t it? I’ll get to hear it for the rest of my life.” He continues humming out yes’s and no’s to his audience that sit captivated in a land of blocks and pixels.
“Hey, I’m going to use the restroom, is it alright if my girlfriend takes over for me?” He stands, and waves you over into his chair that’s been made for gaming and padded with red accents. He watches you with his cat-like eyes as you sit down and pats your head. “I’ll be right back Kitty, behave.” And you hear his soft footsteps get farther away and the creak of the door twice before you finally look at chat.
Woa, Kudzu got lucky huh?
“Please,” You don’t sound nearly as someone might think you would. You’ve been here too long. “Get me out of here?”
Sure sweetheart, just come over to my place first.
“Just - get me away from him please!”
Girls are so whiny huh?
Hey man, its funny at least amiright?
“It’s not a joke -”
She’s really committed to this bit huh
Damn iim staartin to feel bad for ken
Me to :(
“I’ve been here for year and I don’t want to-”
Wow. what an ungrateful bitch.
Ikr? She’s got a bf and everything and she wants to get out?
“No- it’s not like that - he stalked me for months I-” And the familiar desperation you thought hoped beyond all hope that you had lost bleeds back into your voice all repression surfaces like the tide in your eyes.
Oh fuxxx we made her cry.
relax bet she’s just on her period or smth
“I am not!” A bubble of snot pops from your nose and mucus drips uncomfortably to your lips. “I just-”
What could you want that you don’t have.
“My house! My job! My friends!” And your voice breaks
She wants to go back to a job?
Crazy lady huh.
She wants friends when all she really needs is a man? smh.
“Kitten, what-”
“Leave me the fuck alone!” It’s an outburst that you’ll regret later, for one reason or another. But for now it’s a small comfort to speak your mind. With your voice wavering and congested, you choke out a “Let me go home.” Kenma’s eyebrows furrow but his eyes are still the calculating, cold amber they always are.
“Shh shh, it’s okay.” Instead of the quick pats he’s so fond of, he strokes your hair and massages the nape of your neck like he’s picking up a kitten who's gotten into a fight. “I’m going to cut the stream, okay?”
Who’d want to leave Ken, he’s cutting the stream short to help his gf.
…….yeah
I feel bad.
“You should. Please don’t make her cry.” A few clicks later and the stream cuts. “Do you want me to upload that one?” To get your message out? You’d do anything.
“Yes please…” Someone will have to see it. How miserable you are.
“Then it’ll go up, okay?” He pats your back twice, and he stands again to sit at the computer. Out of the blue he speaks again. “They’re right.” No no no no no. “I’m lucky, i’m so glad you're here with me and that you won’t leave.”
“I will get out!” The proof of your white hot anger is breaking the dam built in your throat.
“Where will you go? Your friends don’t know where you’ve gone, they won’t be happy with you coming back unannounced.”
“My parents-”
“You can rely on me, you don’t need anyone else.”
“But I-”
“Shhh kitty, you’re overreacting let’s get you to bed, you’ve had a stressful day.” And so he walks you back to the room you share that's covered in pictures, and he tucks you under the covers and dries your tears with a blanket. He whispers words to you, faint little nothings about games he’s going to play that you’ll enjoy watching and little bits of trivia about what “Kuroo” is up to. Eventually you fall asleep, with his hand in your hair and a chair pulled up close so he can stare. You both know it but no one will admit, some part of him will always enjoy how you lose hope so quickly.
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once again! This should not’ve taken so long,,,, and it kinda deviates from request but! there we are! also,,,, you can’t tell me that like,,,,,,, kenma hasn’t been at least exposed to incels and or like,,,, really sexist guys he streams on twitch or youtube or something so- also thank you anon,,, i really like this one
#yandere x reader#yandere imagine#yandere#yandere haikyuu#yandere haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyuu kenma#kenma kozume#yandere kenma#yandere kenma x reader#hq kenma#kenma x reader#kenma kozume x reader#tw sexism
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Dating Ellie Williams Headcannons
Summary: Headcannons for dating ellie
A/N: Have this because my last imagine was ass... I think i like writing headcannons way more than imagines lmao
Warning: TLOU2 spoilers, Mentions of death, PTSD, and NSFW/dirty talk
Word Count: 1.8k
- She fell in love with you when she first saw you
- She had just come to Jackson after the incident with the fireflies
- You being around the same age as her tommy asked you to show her around and tell her what’s what
- “Ellie this is Y/n, Y/n this is ellie.” Tommy introduced y’all
-Her heart stopped when she saw you, she couldn’t help the blush that was forming.
-She couldn’t stop looking at you when you were talking about the shops and sights around Jackson
- It seemed like you were liked around town, you were friendly to everyone and everyone knew who you were
- She will never forget the thing you said to her when you guys were in front of her new home
-”Tommy told me a lot about you and i just want you to know, you're safe now.”
-She felt for the first time she could let go, relax for a minute
-You helped her move into the garage, trying to make her as comfortable as she could be
- She wrote about you a lot in her journal, writing poems and drawing pictures of you
-You guys hung out a lot with Jesse and Dina but she would much rather hang out with you alone
-You two had become really good friends by the time you guys were 16, i mean Ellie opened up to you more than she did anyone
-Opening up meaning talking about her interests and some of her favorite childhood memories
-She was honestly too scared to tell you about her immunity and even more scared to tell you about her past, afraid that she was gonna scare you away
-You introduced her to cat and you definitely regretted it because cat liked her
-When they started dating cat was definitely the third wheel because you and Ellie were so closer
-You held Ellies hand when she got her tattoo, she couldn’t hide the blush than but blamed it on the pain
-You guys shared the same love for music, you showed her most of the music she listened to
-You would sleep over at her place a lot
-You guys would watch movies, talk about space and dance horribly to old music
-Y’all could never get bored of each other
-When you spent the night at her place you would sleep in her bed with her but it was as friends, Ellie didn’t want you sleep on the floor and you didn’t want to force her out of her own bed
-Ellie would always get so embarrassed when you slept over, she would always go into a gay panic
-By the time y’all were 18, she was head over heels for you
-You two were still best friends but her feelings got in the way so she was distant
-It got to the point where she didn’t want to be with anyone else, it was either you or no one
-She didn’t really have time for relationships so she didn’t really mind it
-She would play guitar for you when you came over, even attempting to teach you
-Everything she owned was yours and everything you owned was hers
-”God damn it, where is my Walkman”
-”Oh, I took it. Mine broke.”
-Ellie bashed on everyone you liked, Little did she know you liked her
- You liked the boy who worked at the bar? She had something to say about him
-You found out she liked you when you two were dancing one night
-Your arms were wrapped around her neck and hers around your waist, it was like a scene from a movie
-You both felt the tension, it made the butterflies in your stomach go crazy
-”I’m just a girl.... not a threat.”
-”Oh ellie... I think they should be terrified of you.”
-Next thing you know her lips were on yours
-The kiss felt like it went on forever until you pulled away, panting for air
-No words exchanged just a smirk and her pulling you out of the church
-She didn’t waste anytime, She’s been waiting for this moment
-Now that you guys were together, you guys were too powerful
-You guys spent a lot of time in her garage, i swear you basically lived there
-You guys could spend hours tangled up together or have heated make out sessions that lead to so much more
-Soft kisses and 80s movies
-endless sex i swear this woman is going to be the death of me
-I have said this before but this girl is always horny, i mean she still has raging hormones so she’s always on top of you
-She tries to highlight her tattoo when pleasuring you because she knows it drives you crazy
-She loves when you sit in her lap, it’s both cute and hella sexy to her
-Her kisses make you lightheaded, like you gotta sit down for a minute after she kisses you
-She finds your body fascinating, like it sounds cringey but she love everything about you body
-She likes to explore your body a lot, like what gets the best reaction out of you
-She’s kinda new to sex, she’s had a fling or two but nothing long term so now she really has to get this shit down
-She’s the top, i said what i said
-Joel has walked in on you two lots of times
-”Hey elli... OH FUCK. SORRY, I’m sorry.” He says while covering his eyes
-You both have to stop for a minute just to laugh your asses off
-Y’all were really loud too so like y’all got complaints a lot
-”Sorry, Y/n came over for a minute.” Ellie says busting through the door
-”Yeah i know, i heard y’all.” Joel joked
-She makes really bad cheesy pick up lines to you
-”You know I’m jealous of your heart, because it’s pumping in and out of you and I’m not.”
-”I’m literally gonna break up with you.’
-She never fails to make you laugh
-Her with her fucking puns mama, you can’t hide from her silly side
-Joel is a proud dad, he loves his lesbian daughter and her girlfriend
-Later on into the relationship ellie fully opens up to you
-You were tracing her tattoo one day, feeling the bumpiness of it
-”What happened?’
-She debated on telling you, Joel said not to tell anyone
-She gave in through, telling you about riley, her immunity, her and Joel's trip, even David
-She ended up crying, you’ve never seen her that broken down before
-You held her most the day, giving her all the kisses she needed
-When Joel died, you were basically always with her. Not wanting to leave her alone
-You were the one that found them. You shook ellie awake, Letting her sob into your shirt
-You brought her home, she could barely move. She was in so much shock and pain
-You cleaned her up and took days off of rounds just to lay in bed with her all day
-The nights were the worst
-She would wake up in tears, sweat drenched her body. She would bury her face into her chest, crying her eyes out
-”I saw him. All the blood..”
-”I know baby, it’s okay. I’m here.”
-you guys were still so in love with each other at 20, maybe even more if that was possible
-The trip to Seattle and trying to kill Abby really brought y’all even closer, seeing sides of each other you guys never had
-The fear and the defeat you both felt on that trip, it made ellie more in love with you that you stayed
-You two lived in a small farmhouse after the trip to Seattle, it was nice and quiet
-You lived like two cottagecore lesbians out in the middle of nowhere, it was a good change
-Ellie would love to paint you with flowers, she found that you and flowers together created a perfect masterpiece
-Ellie was kinda a city girl so you had to teach her a lot of stuff, you mostly read books about farms because you didn’t have a clue either
-You guys lived without pants, like no one was there to see y’all, no one to impress so like fuck it, who needs pants
-Ellie loved waking up to you in the kitchen, with messy hair and nothing but her t-shirt on.... Yes please
-To save water y’all would take baths together, it mostly always turned into bath sex
- Ellie was glued to your side, like wherever you went she was there with you
-She was very distracting, always kissing up your neck or moving your hips on hers
-I swear this woman was distracting without meaning to be
-When she was doing farm work and her tattoo would stand out, it made you want to jump on her every single time
-Sex with her back then was great but sex with her now was so much better
-She really matured a lot, she knew what she wanted and just how to do it
-Your pleasure came first to her, she loved the feeling of being able to pleasure you
-Don’t worry, you didn’t leave her out. You made sure she felt just as good as you
-She wasn’t shy so dirty talk was her thing
-”Just one more time baby, i wanna see you cum on my fingers one more time.” I’m so gross im sorry AHDS
-She would fuck you on literally everything in the house
-No one was near to hear y’all and y’all could do it anywhere and at anytime, it was fucking heaven for y’all
-Y’all were together a lot and although ellie loved it, she knew you liked your alone time
-She would go into her painting room and play guitar or draw, doing anything to keep her busy
- After a hour or two went by you would come in and sit on her lap, hinting that you were getting a bit lonely
-You were always there for her when she went through her attacks, telling her it was going to be okay and you were here with her
-”Y/N! I- I can’t.. can’t breath.”
-”Ellie baby, you're okay. just keep taking deep breaths for me, okay?”
-Seeing her like this broke your heart but you were nothing but patient with her, she was really thankful for that
-You never talked about joel or even riley, you knew those were sensitive topics so when she did talked about them you listened and allowed her to rant
-”You know, I think Riley would’ve really liked you.”
-”You think so?”
-”Yeah, she would’ve liked your weird taste in music.’
-Ellie dreamed about what it would've been like in a normal world
-She could see you two meeting at a movie theater, hitting it off and eventually getting married, Maybe adopting a kid or two
-She was so in love with you, no matter what you looked like or what your body type was. She loved you
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#the last of us#the last of us fanfiction#the last of us x reader#Ellie Williams#ellie williams x reader#tlou ellie
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Constant love (Up to you)
He always asks for your consent and leaves everything up to you.
Warnings: Insecurities, suggestive themes, virginity loss, a little pyhsical violence.
Word count: 3k+
Disclaimer: All characters and event in this story even those based on real people are entirely fictional.
This Story is Inspired by the song: Up to you
By: Prettymuch ft. Nct Dream
But in a little more mature way.
Jungwoo is your boyfriend for almost three years and you couldn`t ask for more than his love and affection. You`re always happy when you`re with him you love the way his eyes lit up whenever he sees you.
Your favorite thing to do with him is cuddling or either cooking. Jungwoo loves skinship so much like holding your hands every time or back hugging you. You always love it when he`s clingy but sometimes you feel like you`re being unfair to him because he always asks for your consent when he wants to do something that can make you uncomfortable even though he`s been dating you for years now.
You feel sad or sometimes guilty when you can`t give him what he needs as a man. Which leaves him sexually frustrated but that doesn`t stop him from loving you dearly. Jungwoo knows that you`re still not ready and he respects that. He`s ready to wait until you`re ready.
"Y/n, are you okay?" You look at your side to see Joy talking to you.
"Yeah, why?" You asked her before grabbing a glass full of water.
"You Kinda look down today, to be honest." Joy looks at you with worried eyes, She looks at what you`re staring and now she knows why.
You don`t know why but your anxiety is attacking you again. Yes, when it comes to your relationship with Jungwoo you`re always insecure. Your eyes wander to Jungwoo and Seohyun, you wonder if Jungwoo is enjoying his time with her. Your biggest fear is losing him or someday he`ll leave you.
"You`re fidgeting your fingers again Y/n. There`s no need to be jealous, you know that Jungwoo loves you and only you." Joy said reassuringly.
"We both know how much I don`t like Seohyun right? like she`s always getting on my nerves. Also, don`t forget what she did to us in High School." Yeah, you and a few of the boys know that Seohyun is a bully back in High school and Jungwoo doesn`t know that.
"I know, I know now calm down we should leave and go somewhere else before anything happens" You and the other girls leave Taeyong's house before going to the mall.
You enjoy the time that you have with them. Y`all eat anything that you want to taste and wandering around the mall to buy new clothes and dressing the girls to the point that you didn`t realize what time it is.
-*-
It`s currently 11:00 pm when you open your phone. Because you forgot that you turned it off before leaving Jungwoo at Taeyong`s house.
"Oh shit!" You whisper to yourself so the other girls won`t worry about you.
30 missed calls!? 50 unread messages!? from Jungwoo. You`re surely dead when you get home.
"Guys I have to go or else you know what will gonna happen" You just hug them before leaving first. You`re kinda nervous to go home because you`re sure that Jungwoo is waiting for you to come home.
-*-
Jungwoo is so worried that he called you 30 times but still no answer nor text, and what makes him even madder is that you leave without telling him or texting him. That's how he ended up drinking, he doesn`t know why but he just wants to.
"Where have you been!?" You`re startled at your boyfriend's loud voice.
"I-I just go out with the g-" He cut off your words without letting you explain.
"Without telling me!? Do you know how worried I was!? It`s fucking late at night and there you are enjoying your time with your best friends. Completely forgetting that you have a boyfriend that is waiting for you!" You just look down because you know that he`s right.
"Baby I`m sorry I forgot to turn on my phone. Trust me I don`t have any intention to purposely ignore your calls and text.” You plead.
"Even though I`m jealous that your spending more time with Seohyun than me" You whispered the last part so he won't hear it but he did.
"What?" His eyes soften realizing what you feel and why you leave.
"What`s, what?" You asked him while your eyes are wandering around to avoid his gaze.
"N-nothing" He stuttered and you wonder what`s with the sudden change in his attitude.
"I`m sorry for raising my voice at you" He said.
"Did you drink?" You asked him softly before putting the bag on the couch.
"Yeah, a little I just need something to accompany me while waiting for you" He said and he peppered you with his kisses starting from your forehead, cheeks, lips, and neck.
Jungwoo doesn`t know what has gotten into him. He let his body talk, he caresses your back softly and the two of you stayed in the same position for at least a minute.
"I`m sorry I don`t know what has gotten into me. I`m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable" He said and clear his throat. You turn around to face him. You`re sad that you can`t give it to him but sooner or later you have to.
"No, don`t worry baby it`s okay." You tell him and you can see the disappointment that he tried to hide but you can see it in his eyes.
" I`ll leave it up to you if you wanna spend the night when the time is right." You`re happy that he`s trying to comfort you even though he didn`t get what he wants from you. That is why you`re insecure about yourself, what if he`s not happy anymore because he`s always waiting for you. You hate that you still take your time even though you`re ready.
"Just remember that whenever you`re comfortable we can make that move" Jungwoo sigh before giving you a peck on the lips.
"Let`s go to sleep now baby, you must be tired."
The two of you enter your share bedroom and after a minute of laying on the bed Jungwoo falls into a deep sleep.
-*-
You wakeup without Jungwoo on your side and you feel sadder at what happened last night. He leaves early today I thought he said, he doesn`t have any schedule for the whole week but why is he gone?
Does he already eat breakfast or he leaves without eating breakfast? Jungwoo knows that you hate it when he`s not eating breakfast you'll always say.
"It`s okay to skip lunch or dinner, breakfast is the most important but it doesn't mean that you should skip dinner and lunch just because I say it`s okay to skip it." and he will just stay quiet because he loves it when you`re showing your motherly side.
You`re cellphone vibrates and you saw a Dm notification from an unknown person. You quickly check it and you're surprised at what you saw. You don`t know if you should cry or you should be mad, you should be... You don`t know anymore.
You look at the picture again to make sure you didn`t saw the wrong person but it`s real, it`s Jungwoo with Seohyun they look happy together.
"Nothing is going on, right? hanging out with a girl is normal. Calm down Y/n, you know is Jungwoo is not capable of what you`re thinking." You said to yourself to make you calm down.
"Here we go again! Y/n stop being insecure about yourself" You whisper at yourself and after long thinking, you just let them maybe Jungwoo have something important to do with her and that`s not bad.
-*-
"Hey, I know right he`s super handsome and I`ve been watching his dramas and movies. Don`t tell this to win-win but they have similarities" Joy is fangirling through the phone and saying how much he loves this one actor name Im Siwan.
"I know right plus he`s attractive no doubt he`s your type" You stifled your laugh because you`re teasing her about her liking him.
"Yeah, yeah whatever" Joy said.
"I know that you`re rolling your eyes at me now even though I can`t see you Joy" You replied.
"Oh my god, how did you know? are you a psychic now Y/n, or are you stalking me? cause the last time I remember you`re a surgeon" She said changing her tone into a playful one.
"Oh, c`mon shut up!" The two of you laugh in unison when the door suddenly burst open.
"Joy I gotta go, bye love you." you end the call without letting joy bid her goodbye.
"I`m home" Jungwoo walks to the sofa to kiss you but you turn your head to the side making his soft lips land on your cheek.
"Hey, you okay?" He asked with disappointment in his eyes.
"Yes, I`m fine" You replied dryly.
"Uhm... Whom are you with earlier?" You asked with hesitation in your voice.
"I`m with the boys" He said while rubbing his temples softly.
So you`re lying now? How could you?
"Yeah right with the boys" and you smiled at him and he can see that something is off with you today.
"Can`t you just tell me what is wrong? I`m really tired right now I don`t want any problem to add up." He said making you offended.
"Okay, then I`m sorry if I`m causing you a problem just by asking you a simple question that you didn`t answer honestly. Now, Kim Jungwoo I`ll ask you the same question again I swear if you still answer the same thing I`ll leave!" He`s taken aback at your sudden outburst making him gulp. Yes, he lied it`s because he thinks that it will be better if you won`t know anything that happened earlier.
"Okay, I swear I`m with the boys but if you`re talking about this morning. I`m with Seohyun" You're trying so hard to control your jealousy right now because you want an explanation from him.
"W-why?" you stuttered.
"It`s because, because..." Jungwoo doesn`t know how to explain it but you need to know.
"It`s because of what Kim Jungwoo? are you fucking cheating on me!?" Your patience can`t wait anymore but you didn`t mean what you have just said to him.
"W-what!? of course not. Why would I do that when I`m completely contented just by having you." He exclaimed.
"Now let me explain and hear me out." He explained everything that happened this morning and you feel guilty for thinking that he`s cheating on you.
He said that he meets Seohyun this morning because he wants to personally talk to her. To make her stay away from him because Seohyun is hitting on him despite knowing that he has a girlfriend.
-*-
"I`m sorry" You whispered while caressing Jungwoo`s hand. You gave him a short kiss on his forehead before standing up.
"You don`t need to be sorry, baby." You`re startled at his voice. Oh, you know how much you like hearing Jungwoo`s morning voice.
"You know that I can wait until you are ready right? because that is not the reason why we are in this relationship." Jungwoo taps the other side of the bed signaling you to lay on it again.
"I know baby but I can`t let you be like this you always leave everything up to me even though we`re dating for years now." You scoot closer to his embrace.
"You don`t need to rush yourself we can do it albeit slowly" Jungwoo said making you more comfortable in his embrace.
"I love you, Jungwoo" You said.
"I love you too. By the way, get ready I`ll be picking you up at 8:00 pm" He said.
He`s waiting for you to greet him but nothing. He wonders if you forget what day it is. But no, you didn`t forget it, it`s is a special occasion for the two of you.
"Okay baby" you smile sheepishly at him.
Tomorrow is your 3rd anniversary and you`re more than happy to celebrate it with him.
-*-
You wear your favorite black dress, Which goes above your knee and perfectly hugging your curves.
"Tonight is the night Y/n, no need to be nervous" You said to yourself at the exact time you heard a car honk outside your house. You hurriedly go downstairs and you see Jungwoo leaning on his car with a bright smile.
"You look gorgeous as ever, babe." He said before opening the car door for you.
"Where are we going tonight?" You asked him still acting like you forget what day it is today.
"At the club, they are waiting for us today are you sure you didn`t forget anything?" he tried to point out and he`s so obvious that he`s looking for an answer.
"No why?" you asked.
"Nothing" he smiled and you wonder how long you can keep up with this thing.
"Baby we`re here" Jungwoo said and he gets out of the car to open the door for you.
"Thank you" you kiss him and the two of you go inside the club.
"What's up dude!" you heard mark greeting Jungwoo with a fist bomb.
"Y/n! Y/n" You heard Joy and Irene calling you by whispering your name.
"Tonight is the night there`s no more turning back since today is a special occasion for you and Jungwoo." Irene said and she gives you a teasing wink.
"I know that`s why I`m all dolled up today" You said and you met Jungwoo`s intense gaze. To the point that you can`t help but blush, you approach Jungwoo and he opens his arms for you to hug him.
"Happy anniversary baby I love you so much" And he pulls you into a more tight hug you can`t help but smile while inhaling his manly scent.
"I thought you forgot about it" He leaves a kiss on your forehead and you look up at him.
"I would never forget this day Jungwoo, this is a very important day for us" You smiled and he let go of you to grab a drink.
"C`mon guys let`s have a toast for the two love birds here!" Jaehyun said making Mayjun stifle her smile because of Jaehyun`s cuteness.
You raised your glass too for everyone to follow when the guy that is with Seohyun said something disrespectful that makes Jungwoo`s blood boil in anger.
"Who is that sexy girl?" The guy said at Seohyun.
"Oh, that? she`s Y/n. Now, can we stop talking about her it`s annoying
"She looks sexy I wonder how good she is in bed" The guy said.
Jungwoo heard it and that is his breaking point he grabs the collar of the guy making everyone shocked.
"What did you just fucking say!?" Jungwoo asked and he can`t control his emotion and everything happened so fast. The guy punches him and the guy got punch by Jungwoo and he fell to the ground.
Doyoung and Jaehyun quickly hold Jungwoos Shoulder to stop him from fighting the guy.
"Babe, Calm down" You look at him worriedly and the little cut on his lips is bleeding.
"Watch your man!" The guy said with a perverted gaze on you.
"You should watch your mouth!" Jungwoo fights back and he tried to remove Jaehyun and Doyoung's hands on him. And he did it, he punch the guy for one last time before grabbing your wrist to run away from the crowd.
Your friends look confused but they managed to block the guy that is ready to chase the both of you.
"Kim Jungwoo!" You warn him but his giggles echo through the halls and you laugh with him while happily running.
"How can you laugh right now when you`re completely hurt?" and the two of you stop in front of the elevator and you go inside it. He looks at you as if you`re his whole world.
"Because I`m always happy when I`m with you" He drags you into a room and you`re heavy breathing right now.
"I checked us in, in this hotel we can rest here for the night and also that door." he point to a white door. “It is connected to Jaehyun`s and Mayjun`s room so it`s easy for us to communicate and their room is connected to Johnny and Yoona`s room.” He said and kisses you on the lips. You`re not even shocked at why he knows the hotel so well, it`s because cause he owns it.
"C`mon I`ll treat your cut on the lips" and you drag him in the bathroom to clean it.
You lean more closer to him, even though the two of you is dating now for three years he's always fluttered when ever you`re being affectionate. Just in time he quickly pulled you into a passionate kiss making you shocked.
"Nobody`s watching I got you all alone no Interruptions, it`s hard for me to hold my own and hold back" He said and his forehead is leaning to mine.
"Tonight I don`t want you to hold back baby" You whispered in his ears seductively.
"Before we hit the road if you ain`t ready to go, just tell me that you`re sure." He said with sincerity in his voice.
"Tonight you can do whatever you want" You said back.
"Just wanna make sure, you`re sure" He smiled and he's now touching your legs slowly.
"Remember when you said to me that "If you wanna spend the night when the time is right". That night is tonight baby" You hold his hands slowly guiding them to your waist.
"The distance between you and me, is it okay this close?" He asked you while slowly taking his time to understand what`s happening right now.
"I will keep up with your step, so nothing to worry about" He added.
With that, he kisses you passionately everything about the kiss says it all. Love, lust, and needs.. Jungwoo carries you to the bed and he loosens the tie of his suit.
"Ain`t no pressure but we can keep this right here if you want me to stop baby" He said again. Oh gosh, why does he always ask for your consent.
"Tonight I`m so tired of making you stop and denying you baby so there`s no turning back" The softness and neediness in your voice are so obvious.
"If you`re down and you`re ready to rock, I`m not gonna make you stop." He replied seductively making you bite your lips in anticipation.
"I can`t hold back now baby" He said.
"Then don`t hold back" you said.
"That`s it, enough talking, and let`s do this"
He covers the two of you with the blanket and he makes sure that his name is the only thing that will come out of your beautiful lips.
Meanwhile, in the other room, someone is complaining.
"What the fuck!? I know that my two best friend is enjoying their time but I need to sleep too" Mayjun said covering herself with a pillow making Jaehyun laugh at her.
"Shut up Jung Jaehyun!" And he did stay quiet.
"Okay, now I have an idea mayjun to make you sleep" Jaehyun peppered Mayjun with kisses.
"Oh, shut up your horny ass jaehyun!" and mayjun throws the pillow at him.
"C`mon Kim Jungwoo! I swear shut the fuck up!" Jaehyun yelled so that you and Jungwoo can hear them.
-*-
You and Jungwoo laugh at them and you clean yourself and change with new clothes.
"I`m sorry! you can now sleep peacefully!" You yelled back at them making Jungwoo laugh and nod his head a little.
"Thank you, babe, or else my boyfriend won`t stop bothering me" Mayjun yelled making the four of you laugh.
"Let`s sleep now baby you must be tired because of daddy" Jungwoo said with a smirk.
"Stop with the dirty jokes Kim Jungwoo" you slap his arms playfully.
"Okay, okay good night I love you" He said with sweetness in his voice.
"I love you too baby only you" and you kiss him on the lips.
Consent is one of the most important things in a relationship and you`re lucky that you have Kim Jungwoo the one and only man of your life and will always be. And that`s how your constant or endless love relationship with Jungwoo last more than you could Imagine.
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Hi, I would like to say: Ignore this if you want!! Im sad these days so I can ask for a Pokémon scenario where Leon, Raihan and Piers with a "rival" fem S/o, who is a Fairy trainer and is a ball of Sunshine and Love, but suffers Bullying to the point of one day she shows up with a purple eye in the gym or they witnessed the attacks. (For some reason in the beginning they don't like s/o, very energetic, very talkative or fairy trainer on Piers case)
hi! i don't ignore any requests anon, i sincerely hope you're doing better! :( <3 here you go, i hope i got your prompt right ^^ ! 💗
Piers/Raihan/Leon × Fem! Reader (Sfw)
Piers × Fem! Reader (Sfw {mild cursing})
You stumbled beneath the tunnel of Route 9 and looked ahead. Spikemuth was getting nearer so you moved forward. You just needed a Pokemon Center, asap.
Before you had reached the tunnel you were heading to see Melony, per her invite. Instead you were met with a few..not so friendly people. You were a well known trainer in the gym challenge, always so sweet to people, and managed to accumulate a fanbase for you and your Fairy based team.
However, with the good came the bad. Your good attitude and friendliness made you an easy target to some people who just loved to pick on you. You didn't know what exactly was different today but their attack wasn't only verbal. You touched one of your hands to your darkened eye, feeling the bruise. All your Pokemon had fainted fighting theirs, attempting to protect you.
You walked with your head down, ashamed and hurt. You entered Spikemuth, slightly glad there were no people around to see you at what you considered the worst you've been in a while. The shame finally began to settle in, and you gripped the pokeballs you held in your arms. You began to tear up and you scoffed at your own tears. Your face lightened up slightly when you realized you were only a few feet away from the Pokemon center, and you hurried before you heard a voice ahead of you.
"What're you doing here?" The voice was deep, and you almost immediately recognized it. It made you stop in your tracks.
It was Piers, your rival. You hadn't taken on his gym yet but he never really took a liking to you or was kind. Your fairy type Pokemon didn't make the best impression on him when you first met in the Wild Area by attempting to give him affection because you told them he was cute. Ever since then, he always said he looked forward to battling you and beating you so scared you would drop from the Gym challenge.
"Nothing!" You replied immediately while looking down. If he saw you how you were right now, you felt as if you would never hear the end of it. He always talked about how happy he would be when you lose, why wouldn't he enjoy this? "I'm just in Spikemuth..uh..to see Marnie!"
"Marnie's literally in Stow-On-Side." He groaned. "What are you really here for?"
"Just the Pokemon Center, my uhh..My Pokemon needed help." You said softly and now took note of your scraped knees. Damn, you took more than you thought.
"You don't carry potions with you or something?" Piers stepped closer to you, causing you to step back. "You really can be stupid."
You scoffed at his comment. "I really have to go."
"Nah, come on. You're here for a reason, I'll take you into the Pokemon Center." He mimicked the direction you stepped in and finally asked, "What are you lookin' at the ground for? Somethin' there that I don't see?"
"Mm..Uh-" you stepped back right into a streetlamp.
"Look up."
"No."
"Come on brat, look up." You rolled your eyes at his nickname for you, even if you were the same age you had never heard him call you anything else.
"I don't want to-"
You stopped suddenly when you felt a finger under your chin, turning it upwards. You shut your eyes tightly and blushed without intention.
"Are you..okay? What happened?" You slowly opened your eyes to a concerned expression on Piers' face. Not a hint of a smile, or any joyous reaction to your injuries.
" 'M fine." You shakily breathed out, feeling tears pool up in your eyes again. "Ugh, Piers. Leave me alone, I really just needed the Pokemon Center."
"No. Tell me who did this. Did they physically attack your Pokemon too?" He asked and moved his hand up to your cheek where the bruise started. You flinched at his touch then swatted his hand away.
"It was just some people, they don't really like me. I never thought they'd go this far." You slumped and opened your bag to put the balls away. "I was walking through the tunnel and they found me alone, they started to pick on me. It wasn't anything I couldn't handle!"
"You have a black eye."
"That's not important!"
He took his hand away from your face and dipped it into his jacket pocket. "You gotta toughen up. Here, this should be enough to get you an icepack or two. And a meal or something." Piers held out his hand with money in it.
You immediately shook your head. "Piers, I can't take this. I'll be fine as soon as I get to-"
Piers pushed the money to your hands before he knelt down in front of you, taking something else out of his pocket again. He grabbed the leg that had been scraped and pulled your shoe slightly closer. He held a bandaid in his hand while grumbling. "You're lucky Marnie makes me carry these around."
You couldn't help but blush as he applied the bandaid, raising your leg yourself so it would be easier. "Th-Thanks." You stuttered out, Piers finally looking up at you. He didn't look how he did usually. Right now, his face was soft and sympathetic. You noticed his cheeks begin to become a light shade of pink before he grumbled again and looked away.
Piers stood up, now back in front of you. There was a tension you couldn't really identify or get rid of when he spoke again.
"Let me see your phone." He said, now you quickly scrambled to open your bag again. You took out the phone and handed it to Piers. He opened it and typed a few things, your blush finally began to fade much to your relief.
"Uh- here. Just in case you're alone or, just need help with something. Call me." He handed it back while looking down. You smiled a little while taking it back. "This doesn't mean I like you, or anything. Just that..I don't wanna see you hurt."
"Aw, Piers..you so like me." You giggled jokingly before realizing how dark his cheeks were. "Oh." Your blush began to creep up once he didn't joke back or insult anything in return.
You both stood still for a few seconds before Piers shook his head. "Go get help at the Center, then get the hell out of Spikemuth." He instructed and stepped back, trying to sound harsh.
"Y-Yeah! That's what I was gonna do, that. Get out of Spikemuth once I get help." You replied, crossing your arms over your chest then stepping away from Piers. "Uh- Thanks. Really." You continued walking past him then looked back once he answered.
"No problem, just- call me, it doesn't even have to be because you need something. Preferably, yeah but- UGH. Just. Call me." He huffed out and began to walk away immediately. You watched as he went deeper into Spikemuth, probably to his gym.
You blushed at the encounter once more before smiling again then opened the door to the Pokemon center. You gripped the phone, not even caring about the stares you got at your injuries when you walked in grinning.
***
Raihan × Fem! Reader (Sfw {very mild cursing})
"Please leave me alone. I didn't do anything to you!" You said loudly while trying to blink tears away and stumbled across a patch of grass beneath you, almost tripping.
You felt a shove from behind you, resulting in you falling either way. Your knees hit the ground and you quickly turned back to face them, trying to keep an eye on where they all were.
One of the males in the group reached down to grab a hold of your shirt and tugged your upper body, to him. "Alright pretty lady, we won't hurt you too bad..You just get on our nerves too much. Drop outta the gym challenge."
You immediately shook your head with tears beginning to fall over your cheeks from fear. "No! I worked too hard, I just wanna get to the Hammerlocke gym. Please leave me alone."
"Sure about it?"
You felt a hand get tangled in your hair to get a good grip on your head.
"Yeah! I won't back down-"
Then you felt a punch, not even realizing the fist was coming at you at first. You yelped at the pain, and felt yourself get thrown back onto the ground by the guy.
"Rethink your choice. You're too much for the challenge, what the hell is wrong with you? You think you're so perfect, no mess ups or whatever." You saw someone kick dirt in your direction, quietly thankful even more dust didn't hit you. "You're pathetic. Let's get out of here."
Your eye seemed to throb, and you watched them all walk away. Some turned back to shoot one last nasty glare.
You sighed once they were gone, and you could feel your lip quiver. Your Pokeballs were scattered everywhere near you, from when they had practically shook everything out of your bag. Quiet sobs began to escape you as you picked up items on your knees, from potions to berries now dusty.
"Is someone out here?"
You froze and immediately took your arm back from what you were about to pick up. The location you had been attacked was right next to the entrance of Hammerlocke, and you silenced your already almost completely silent sobs. You sat up, on your knees.
"I heard you..come on out! It's just me, Raihan."
Your eyes widened once he revealed who he was, and now your heartbeat quickened when you heard him coming down the small set of stairs that made up the entrance. You tried sitting out of his potential line of sight and hugged your knees to your chest.
Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry.
"Is that.." You heard his voice closer to you and you turned the other way immediately. "Why are you out here?" He now stood a few feet away from you, looking down at you sitting on the ground.
"Just..last minute training. Wouldn't wanna, uhhh- waste your time in battle." You sighed then turned to Raihan, wiping your cheeks of quickly of any new tears or any tear stains. "I ran into some trouble, but it's fine."
Raihan took a few steps forward then knelt on one knee beside you. His face was filled with concern, a new expression you hadn't seen from Raihan unless it was for someone else. He was your rival ever since you two were kids, almost never getting along either. His calm and cool personality seemed to clash with your bubbly self, but at the moment you couldn't bring yourself to care.
"It doesn't look fine.." Raihan replied back, and took off his headband then jacket. You blushed at the sight, and grumbled at the cold weather. It only made your injuries worse, your skirt and outfit choice in general didn't do much to keep you warm.
Raihan set his jacket onto the knee he wasn't propped on, and reached to your head with his headband. Your breath hitched, Raihan was merely inches away from your face. He wrapped the headband around your head in a way where it would cover your black eye. Raihan lingered where he was close to you for a moment, now not breaking eye contact.
"What are you doing?" You finally whispered, and cursed the way you could feel your cheeks burning.
"Making sure you're not too exposed. That's..alright, right?" He asked in return and backed his face away only slightly. The top of his cheeks darkened as well, and he took his jacket back into his hands. You nodded almost right after he asked.
Raihan then told you to put your arms out, and put his jacket on you. In your mind, you thought of previous encounters with the Dragon Type gym leader. The constant teasing, slight coldness and everything else that made him helping you so unusual.
"I'm enjoying this!" You giggled without a second thought as you shrugged his jacket on, the sleeves too large. Just to be filled with regret right after.
I know I did not say that out loud.
He raised an eyebrow at you, a hint of a smile on his lips. "You're still so weird. Can you tell me what happened?"
The smile on your face faded and you slumped. "It's just some people, they don't really like me. Uh..they can be rude at battles, they've taken my stuff before, uh.." You trailed off and blushed again but now out of pure embarrassment. You were telling your rival, of all people, that you were being bullied. "I don't need to tell you this. Thank you for helping me but I don't need it. Or want it." You almost let a whimper out and knew your eyes were getting glossy again.
Raihan rolled his eyes before noticing the tears in yours. He softened again then looked hesitant.
And before you could tell what had happened, Raihan's arms were around you in a hug.
Your arms were above his, you could almost feel the detail of his toned muscle around your waist. The headband around your head, the jacket and the protective arms were too much for you to handle, the overwhelming hatred some people had seemed to finally get to you.
"L-Let go. Raihan, I don't want pity-"
"You can let it out okay? I'm..not here to judge you. I'd love to see you lose but not like this." The whispered reply was right next to your ear, it made you sigh.
"You won't tell anyone about this?"
"No one."
And with that, you let tears fall again, now with your head resting on his shoulder. Your arms were around his neck, holding him closer than you would ever admit. Soft softs escaped you, going directly into the fabric clothing Raihan's skin.
"Are you done? I-It's cool if not, just..wanted to ask." After a few minutes of just hugging for comfort, Raihan spoke. You both turned to the other, your faces being almost only an inch or two away.
"Um- Yeah." The reply and the space between you left you with burning and tear stained cheeks. "Thank you." You attempted to pull away, feeling Raihan hold on for a second before letting go. "Do you need your stuff? I can go buy a jacket or something.."
"What? No, keep it. I don't need it, got my gym closeby. And you think some cold weather can hurt me? I'm a dragon tamer." He scoffed playfully and smirked, breaking the sort of serious tension. "See you, however, do need the jacket. You're kinda not the strongest trainer I've seen."
You rolled your eyes, back to the reality that you didn't like Raihan.
Right?
"Alright, you don't have to like me, shorty. Lemme see your bag, I'm hungry." He reached over you and grabbed the bag while grinning. Raihan stood up, taking out a tent. His boldness made you furrow your eyebrows and you slumped back against the wall of the entrance to Hammerlocke. Raihan's clothes were comfortable, and they felt safe.
You continued to watch your rival set up the tent, the physical pain you had endured earlier already beginning to wash away. For a moment, you caught Raihan's eyes in your own and the eye contact was held for more than a few moments.
A blush appeared on both Raihan and your's cheeks before you glared at each other.
"Please start cooking! It's my tent, I'm hungry too." You requested kindly, still having patience. Raihan always complained about how you were too nice for him to be genuinely mean to.
"Once you get your own gym, you can tell me what to do. Oh, WAIT-"
You scoffed then began to bicker like usual, now with a different meaning. There was no genuine insults, and you found yourself enjoying it.
You cuddled into his sweater, feeling calm. The attack wasn't even on your mind at this point, the world to you right then and there was only you and your rival, Raihan.
***
Leon x Fem! Reader (Sfw)
"Get back here!" The yell only made you run faster, turning a corner in the streets of Wyndon. You had been interacting with fans when it was suddenly cut short by a group of people you recognized. They were at all your battles for all the wrong reasons. People with genuine hatred for you, when you had done nothing to provoke it.
"Please leave me alone! I-I won't bother you anymore! Whatever I'm doing, I'm sorry!" You yelled back to them, and now took a turn to your right between a few shops.
Your feet seemed to become heavier, the exhaustion of running so far finally caught up to you. To just your luck as well, the turn had landed you into an alley behind the Wyndon clothing store. One with only one entrance and exit, the one you had came through and the one they were using to follow you.
Once you came to a full stop, the footsteps heard behind you also slowed down. You gripped the handle of the bag that was slung across your body out of fear. You only had one Pokemon with you, one that you found and had been raising. The option of defending yourself in battle was out of the question entirely.
"You look even worse up close. Nice fit, you going to daycare or something?" Someone snickered from the group of women and men. You blushed in embarrassment, and looked away shamefully. One thing that had always been matched to you were your clothes. Bright colors for a bright personality, dark colors didn't exist in your closet.
"N-no! I just like my clothes..I think they're pretty..." You replied weakly. "I don't have anything you want, please just leave me alone."
"You got everything we could possibly want. We aren't stupid, we know how much some prissy know-it-all trainer can make. And besides, you just get on our nerves."
The grip you had on your bag tightened even more. You took steps back slowly, them following immediately. Some of their Pokeballs opened, releasing Gengars and Dusknoirs.
"Get her, idiots!" A trainer called out, and you cringed at the name towards the Pokemon. Your back was now pressed up against the wall, and you instinctively put your arms up to shield your face from whatever attack happened.
Your eyes shut, and you tried to prepare for the pain. You could hear the calls and cries of attack-ready Pokemon, when suddenly they stopped.
You felt your arms begin to heat. And everything else that was facing your attackers. Once your eyes opened, you were met with the orange backside of a creature you quickly identified as a dragon. It's tail was lit at the end.
"Charizard?" You asked and watched his tail sway. From what you could see, the attackers were now frozen in place at the sight of the dragon.
His wings extended, then flew up. The debris that was now in the air limited your eyesight.
Almost instantly, flames began to leave the now gaping mouth of the dragon. You shielded yourself again, and shrunk back, now nearly on your knees on the floor.
The cries of Dusknoir's and Gengars being injured made you flinch, even if they were about to attack it was difficult to listen to.
After a few more painfully long seconds, you couldn't take the cries anymore.
"Charizard! Stop, please!" You yelled from the ground, waving debris and dust from in front of you to see better. Flashes of light emitted from the attack, and you could hear balls opening and closing. They were being summoned back in, and you hoped it wasn't because they had fainted.
Charizard hardly listened, and if anything he only unleashed more fire hotter than what was the first attack.
You heard footsteps begin to run, and they echoed along the walls of the alley. The fire type Pokemon soon flew back down in front of you, his wings and back still all you could see. With one final roar, a few more cries of injured pokemon, and even a scream, you could see no more people.
"A-Are they gone?" You asked while rising to your feet again. Ashes floated in the air and you stepped closer to Charizard. "Wait.."
He finally turned towards you and you smiled a little. It was Champion Leon's Pokemon, one that had grown to like you when you first encountered the pair. You couldn't say the same about Leon, but that didn't change the fact you were nothing but sweet to him.
"Charizard? Where did you go? You know I'll get lost.." A familiar voice from the entrance of the alley called. "Hey! You're in here!" Now you heard the footsteps of the male running in your direction.
"Why'd you go flying off like that? What was so important-"
"Hi, Leon!" You peeked from behind the dragon's wing and grinned at him. Leon looked taken aback, flustered, and irritated all at once.
"What are you doing here? Did you try to take him or something?"
"Charizard? Never. He came to me! He saved me, I was in a..predicament." You said with your volume decreasing.
"Come on, for now, I'll put you in here." Leon sighed then raised a Pokeball to Charizard. You reached from behind him and put your palm in front of the ball.
"Wait- he doesn't wanna go in there. Come on, Lee..just because you don't like me means he won't either. He loves me." You giggled. Leon's eyebrows were furrowed and he looked away.
"I don't like you."
"I..know? That's what I just said.." You raised an eyebrow and watched as Leon's cheeks seemed to darken. He opened his mouth to speak, stammering as he tried to begin a sentence.
Charizard, even if he wasn't human, seemed to snicker. You looked between the two and could tell they were laughing about something you didn't know and couldn't figure out.
"F-Fine! I won't put him in his ball, but it's just because..I'll get lost if he's in here!" Leon crossed his arms and grumbled. "Are you okay?"
"Hm?" His question threw you off, and now you stepped toward him. "Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you for being so bad at directions, Charizard wouldn't have been here long enough if you knew where to find him." You joked.
"If you need help again sometime, you can call me. I'm usually around here..uh-" Leon seemed to trip over his words. "I didn't give you my number for no reason."
"What? Aw darn, I thought you wanted to talk to me more often. You know, hang out, do friend stuff. Maybe more.." You chuckled teasingly and looked at Leon's face once more.
He looked too flustered to even reply, Leon was the darkest shade his cheeks could manage at that point.
"I-I was joking oh my- I'm so sorry-" You repeated apologies to him in fear that the blush was a signal of him being uncomfortable.
"No it's okay!" Leon replied smiling sheepishly then furrowed his eyebrows at you again. "Don't be so nice to people, that's how you ended up here, almost hurt. I don't wanna see you like this."
Now the top of your cheeks heated up and you gripped your bag again. You held back a smile and nodded. "Okay, I guess you're right."
Leon and you stood, both blushing for a few moments before he broke the silence. "Jeez, you can be so much at times. Come on, Charizard." He sighed, the dragon then going to his side.
"Thank you!" You said to Charizard and beamed.
"Ya know..I'll be here in Wyndon's center and uh, just to be sure you're out of trouble, do you wanna join me?"
You took a second to process what he asked, then smiled even wider. "Yeah! I'd love to."
Leon's face lit up a little and you two began to walk to exit the alley.
"This doesn't mean anything by the way! I'm just doing what anyone with sense would do- I don't like you!"
"Sure, Lee." You giggled, then exited the alley with your rival at your side, Charizard hovering over you.
***
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Episode 2-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)
Ooooooh mysterious...
Oh so this variant can (at least briefly) cont people with a simple touch? No need for a scepter?
I NEED A HEROOO!
Oh this variant is taking that lady away? I wonder why
Miss Minutes is gonna move me to violence
Loki is me studying
Hahahahaha get her Loki!
Loki, leave Mobius’ magazines alone
Wow he got into the work force rather fast huh? Bit of a whiplash type scenario considering the end of episode one
No, YOU’RE a cosmic mistake! 😤 my boy looks hot regardless
Sooooo Loki is the most common variant? Why does this not surprise me?
Is... is he a football cup champion??? Omg 😂
Smart boy. Illusion projecting is different than duplication casting. Neato. LISTEN TO MY SMART BOY. RESPECT HIM.
Dude loves wheeling
Yea Loki. Work on getting to the time keepers. Overthrow the government.
Dude is smart with these questions.
Propaganda is INDEED exhausting so that’s fair
Fist hostage... maybe he’s (or she?) gonna use her as a body transfer like Loki in the comics with Sif?
Oh please let this be a genuine smart Loki moment and not just setting him up as a joke and embarrassment...
“Where there are wolf’s ears, wolf’s teeth are near.” Good to know basic mammalian anatomy is still applicable to Asgardian wolves...
Cmon Loki do something cool. Please. Please Loki. Please.
Preach my man, but please, do something cool. My anxiety that you’ll be turned into a joke is spiking.
Is he actually waiting outside or is Loki really just trying to mess with them and throw them off? Or is he just being too cocky for his own good and it’s gonna mess him up? Please please please don’t disappoint me. I have merch for this show already that I can’t return
Bargain baby, bar again. Do it.
Is he actually concerned for the time keepers orrrrrr
Dangit Mobius
Does... being reset... hurt?
Bye C-20 I guess... for now? We’ll see
Of course it’s a friggin theremin that’s playing
Mobius x Judge Renslayer? Oooooooh. Tsundere Renslayer.
Use a coaster my man
Oh her first name is Ravonna
Controversy is the best thing though
You can never understand this Loki. As soon as you begin to understand, he changes. He’s unpredictable.
“I know you have a soft spot for broken things.” Ah, so this entire fandom then?
“But Loki is an evil, lying scourge.” YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU WENCH!
“That is the part he plays in the sacred timeline.” Well you clearly haven’t been paying enough attention to the files then, hm? Here, let me redirect you to one of the many character analyses I’ve written. Now if you read here........
He doesn’t need to change. He’s already not evil
I don’t trust Renslayer or the time keepers... or Renslayer WITH the time keepers... I think she plays a bigger, antagonistic role than I thought.
You just TRY and delete him Mobius... just... TRY... I will find a way to break the fourth wall and no time keepers can keep you safe from the rage of a million fan girls. Nothing... we don’t need magic...
Omg Loki just sitting there in a chair outside the office like a kid while their parent is talking with the teacher about their “recent behavior”.
Cmon Loki, you don’t need to make excuses or impress him.
My poor boy is SOOO out of his zone.
Tbf mobius, you ASKED. You asked what makes him tick.
Hey hey hey, let’s not gaslight my boy...
The Loki is... uhhh something... gotta keep my hopes up. Trust in Tom Hiddleston...
Mobius showing his true colors...
Please Loki... be badass... not just a joke... please please please... PLEASE!
Mobius, play nice.
I hope this “superior” Loki thing, if it is a female, isn’t a desperate attempt at feminism pandering, chocking up her “superiority” to being female. Please give the characters real stories. Flesh them out.
Juice box time?
No?
More homework?
Bugger...
The sass is off the charts
Librarian lady gonna get killed
Oh boy
Pffffft—
I miss Casey.
Hey don’t ignore Loki. That’s rude.
Bell is the answer?
Poor Loki. Stop trying to fit in. You are best when you are genuinely yourself.
What’s to stop Loki from grabbing the other files?
Homework... I thought I escaped this when I graduated...
Whatcha seeing there?
Oh...
Bye bye Asgard...
Cmon... not more feels.
AGGHHHHHHHH
Please allow him confirmation of Thor’s survival and beating of Thanos!!! He needs that confirmation! He needs that reassurance.
Hear him out Mobius.
“He’s hiding in apocalypses.” Sooooo is that why they go to presumably Mount Vesuvius? I assume?
Mobius, let Loki have your salad.
Rip salad
CASEY
Casey’s juice box
Poor Casey and mobius salad...
Loki, your logic astounds me.
Well, pushing Hulk off of the bridge WOULD have an effect...
VESUVIUS HERE WE COME
He hasn’t really stabbed anyone in the back... except Thor... but not 50 times
Pompeii, here we come!
Ooooooh we gonna see Loki dance with a lady? 😏 get ittttt
Well, if you do cause a branch, can’t you just reset the timeline?
CAUSE SOME CHAOS MY LOVELY MAN
OMG IM HEARING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SPEAK ITALIAN
I can die happy now
Loki... you look insane.
Uhhh run
Okay you’re good
Sleepy Loki
Let him sleep!
Soooo, I mean, technically, Loki’s actions would still cause the timeline to change, but said change wouldn’t have an impact on the future, just the current moment... so shouldn’t it still be detected by the TVA? At least as a little fleck?
Jet skis?
Omg I just snorted at Loki begrudgingly agreeing with Mobius that jet skis are awesome
Mobius offending my History Teachers for 50 minutes straight... that’s it. That’s the episode.
Mobius really in love with jet skis for some reason
We better get to see Mobius on a jet ski
Fighting for jet skis?
Lol mobius has a point about the magical Asgardians and Jötunns
Glorious purpose
Cmon Loki, destroy this man’s beliefs.
OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
DO IT
TEAM UP AND THROW THE TIMELINE INTO CHAOS
How would you know what the time keepers are doing when you’ve never met them?
How can you meet in peace at the end of time with no chaos?
“You see, I know something children don’t. That no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.”
Mobius, don’t patronize my boy. Go jet skiing.
“I know.” Oh good, that point in the trailer was edited.
No candy on Asgard? Poor Loki.
May the best man win? Well that automatically means Loki.
Getting National Treasure vibes
Love you
Alabama will still exist in 2050? That’s disappointing.
Roxxcart.
Loki is very smart. Thank you show.
Renslayer, if you claim Mobius is your friend, trust him.
Kachow!
“For all time.” “Always.” TVA is definitely a cult.
Weapon?
WEAPON!
...weapon???
no weapon...
Meanie...
Are we gonna see what this Loki variant looks like?
I have a feeling this variant is gonna be the female, blonde (I’m so sorry, at the moment I forget her name) in those pictures we saw. Guessing because 1) she was wearing a Loki outfit. 2) her and tom Hiddleston were wet in that picture as if rained on 3) the scene when they enter Roxxcart occurs when it starts to rain due to the upcoming massive storm. So I’m placing all of my money on the table the Loki variant is Lady Loki. Blonde, for some reason. (Or maybe she just didn’t have a wig on in the picture of her we saw?)
Yea please don’t prune this Loki.
Storms a brewing
Good to know Alabama, at some point, does get destroyed. That’s comforting. (Btw this is a joke. I have nothing against Alabama lol. Idk why my brain thought this was funny lol.)
All wet and rainy.
HAHAHAHA USE THAT MAGIC BABY
LET MOBIUS STICK WITH LOKI
Ooh ooh! Is Loki gonna use powers to yoink the roomba here?
Uh oh. Forgot to take into consideration that most big businesses, especially stores, have security cameras, huh?
Times ticking...
Wait was that a reset charge?
Awkward silence
Spookyyyy
Poor dude lol
Or not
Hmmm
Oh???
I RECOGNIZE THAT MAGIC!!! ITS HER!!!
HUNTER (forget her number) IS THE LOKI VARIANT!!! When was she replaced? Or was she always the variant?
That or the other Loki is projecting herself into the hunter? Maybe used the shopping dude as a conduit?
Moment of realization
Smiling contest
No no, Tom Hiddleston’s Loki is superior. I don’t care who else tries to play Loki, Tom IS Loki.
Oh no
Baby crying?
These poor people...
No need to be rough
Is Mobius genuinely caring
Oh... poor C-20
Team up please? Please?
Ah so they really can just send themself into any body they wish, huh? Just by touch?
Loki, learn that trick please.
Sooo, is the other variant Loki’s body tangible? Do they project their conscience into other bodies via touch, or do they not have a corporeal body and rely on others to exist?
Doctor Who vibes
TEAM UP PLEASE
YES
Please
Please?
Offended by Loki name?
Haha sympathy for Thor
Go randy.
Soooo what are you interested in if not ruling the TVA?
Who’s that planting charges? The real body of the other variant Loki?
You okay C-20? (Off topic her actress reminds me of the actress who played Ava Star aka Ghost in Ant-Man and the Wasp) what is real and what about it is so mind capturing for you?
Oh no
Poor girl
Cmon B-15
Hello?
Reset charge
Oh? Bye bye?
HEY!
That’s rude
I miss Randy too
Cmon Loki fight like the badass I know you are
Please
HAHA! TELEKINESIS
Cartwheel WEEEEE
Oooh he swore
Lokis have a pattern of swearing only while taking other peoples forms
Cmon Loki. Go back to mobius. Help them. Prove your goodness. Please.
Poor trucker man
Hello?
Hello!
Fave reveal?
I KNEW IT
Oh????
Flashlights?
RUN!
Is this actually a Loki variant or just sylvie? Or Amora?
Uh oh...
What’s happening
Is she absolutely destroying the timeline?
Poor Doctor Strange. I wonder if he knows about the TVA?
Loki is all alone? Why is he standing still?
Where is she going?
Cmon Loki... help them please...
Loki...
CLIFF HANGER
NOOOOO I CANT WAIT ANOTHER WEEK AGHHHHHHHH
Are they gonna be okay?
How is the variant traveling?
What is her goal?
Why is Loki going after her?
Why is Loki leaning towards the apparent evil side?
Is this actually lady Loki or sylvie or amora since her hair is blonde?
WHAT IS HAPPENING???
So much just happened in so little time. It’s like Marvel wants to slowly spoon feed us with the first 3/4 of the episode and then in the last 1/4, they waterboard us.
Why is this female Loki variant so much more powerful?
So Loki DID know what was going on at the Renaissance fair and was intentionally stalling for her... why?
Her horned helmet is similar to the one kid(?) Loki wears in the comics. One horn broken. How did that happen? Why does she still wear it, especially if she doesn’t want to be called Loki?
No end credit scene yet.
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Watching The Amazing Spidernan movies so that I’m all caught up before No Way Home. Will add my thoughts as I have them. Note I am not some big Spider-Man fan nor have I read the comics so if my thoughts sound kinda stupid they probably are.
First movie:
That’s a good trick with the broom. Making a mental note as we speak.
Actually seeing Peter say goodbye to his parents is horrible and I would like to never experience it again
SALLY FIELD IS AUNT MAY?! Why does this one have the good cast? (not good as in better but good as in more well known)
The sexual tension in “good morning flash…good morning Peter” (this is a joke I’m not shipping him with his bully)
Jesus roid rage much?
Shut your blinds! I don’t know who would be looking in your window at this exact moment but close them anyway!
First careful, you never know who is watching what you search (when did I become this person)
Second…curt connors is ableist.
Poor Rodrigo Guevara
Oh internalised ableism. And that is the only comment I will make going forward because my disabilities do not include limb difference and I dont want to overstep.
Stop following the man, you are not subtle…wait wtf how’d he do that?!
This is where he gets his powers right?
Okay but when would 5 men make that much of a fuss over a woman that only 1 of them seems to know?
Same. (This is in reference to smashing the alarm clock)
Oh my god is it really necessary to show all the different kinds of spider bites.
Actually just going back to the internalised ableism thing…he is allowed to feel whatever type of way about his own disability that is his right. But insinuating that all disabled people are weak and wanting to breed out the weakness is eugenics and just kinda gross. THIS is the final comment I will make on the matter.
No but seriously he is way more aggressive than regular teen boy aggressive so either he’s on something or he’s overcompensating for something
The way he looks at him doe (again all jokes am not shipping flash and Peter)
Why is this so awkward? And not like teens navigating a crush awkward just genuinely awkward. I feel no chemistry between them.
I like the song, it’s an interesting choice for this scene but I like it.
Stop does uncle Ben die now? Like I know uncle Ben dies at some point but I was really kinda hoping he just wouldn’t in this iteration. I was going for a ninth doctor moment “just this once everybody lives”
MOTHERFUCKER
God Sally is incredible
Don’t show me moments of Flash being human I might accidentally start shipping them for real and that simply can’t happen.
Oooh he’s a fashion designer
I just really enjoy how he takes the piss out of his victims? Arrests?
Is Gwen aware that the school nurse can’t cure everything? Both legally and just like generally doesn’t have the knowledge to cure everything. She suggests going to the nurse a lot.
This family gives me bad vibes
This is a long movie…it’s not even half way through
Well that’s one way to tell her
NOT GEORGE FOYET!
I think with what I remember of SpiderTobey and what I know of SpiderTom, Andrews Spider-Man is definitely better with the people he’s rescuing. Smoother, good bedside manner.
His sons name is Jack. Why does that make me angry?
So he’s just not gonna rescue the other people hanging off the bridge?
It’s almost poetic that the son of the man tried to stop him the first time will be the one to stop him now
Now how is he getting enough power in the sewer
No means no Peter
Does she die in this one or the next one? I don’t imagine her dying will help captain stacey see him as a good guy
Stan 🥺
This movie is exhausting and I don’t know if I mean that in a good way or a bad way.
MoThEr HuBbArD aRe YoU sErIoUs
He managed to get three whole words out and you didn’t think to ease up on the trigger a little to hear what those words might be?
She’s very clever and I will be sad to see her go
That wasn’t her scream. Or it was but from a different take.
Foyet about to be coming in clutch
I’m going to cry.
He’s so ugly. Some lizards are really cute but lizard + human, kinda gross looking.
Well shit. I didn’t know that happened. I guess what I said about him being upset with Peter about Gwen is irrelevant. Unless it isn’t, like if you believe in the afterlife, imagine how pissed he’s gonna be when Gwen arrives.
He finally got the eggs 🥺
As someone who’s boyfriend at the time didn’t go to her fathers funeral I feel ya Gwen. I mean I don’t care now but at the time it sucked.
Dr Connors was just in a silly goofy mood. He seems to show genuine care for the boy (this is mostly sarcasm).
Second movie
Oh we’re going back to peters dad.
How do they have access to a private jet?
Miss Honey is badass
Ngl I’m actually quite relieved they both died before the plane crashed. Stil devastating though.
Okay so this is first up on the list of potential mystery villains in No Way Home…he looks like a tool.
HeLLo PeDeStRiAnS
He really just let Spider-Man put his hand on his tongue. Sir do you know where his hand has been? Not to mention just in general the feeling of spandex on your tongue. I feel ill.
No respect for the proper care of plutonium.
Please don’t ever say “come to daddy” again 😂
I’m kinda sad Jamie Fox becomes a villain, his character seems kinda sweet so far from the 2 seconds I’ve seen of him
You mean to tell me he missed his girlfriend’s fathers funeral AND her valedictorian speech?!
Stan x2 🥺
Because you can’t lose me you’re going to lose me? 😂
I love her jacket
Why are they still pretending like she doesn’t know?
I may have spoken to soon about Max
See I would be speeding up daddy’s death if he told me he’d passed down a genetic disease and just decided not to tell me.
Friendship.
Okay max is still a little bit nutty but you gotta feel bad for the guy. He must’ve been so scared.
Don’t smile that’s not cute, if he was a regular boy you’d file a restraining order.
Oh I see Spider-Man is gonna fight him which will make him turn and become the “bad guy” whether he will actually be a bad guy is still unknown.
This scene is actually kinda just making me angry (the time square scene)
Cops suck man. Peter was talking him down just fine.
Did nobody teach these people not to touch metal when there’s electricity about.
Interesting that I didn’t pick up any chemistry from them in the first movie weren’t they an actual couple for a while?
Another good song with an interesting placement
I’m sorry did the caller ID not say Mary Parker? How was it Harry on the phone?
Run Gwen!
This version of Harry is kinda creepy I’m sure the actor is swell but the character is terrifying. Original version Harry was swell whereas the actor is…
“Maybe everyone has a part of themselves they hide” gives him the eye
This movies shorter or at least it feels shorter
An excellent show of what happens when you tell a rich daddy’s boy no for the first time.
This makes me very sad. She’s so excited for the possibility of Oxford.
As much as Harry disturbs me, I want him to burn his entire team.
His daddy really did love him!
I think it’s mostly his eyes, his behaviour can be explained by trauma (why I find Harry creepy)
Okay most of his behaviour. The taking joy in killing people that’s just him being nutty and not a trauma response.
This is fucked up. And where is Peter? he is off chasing a girl who has broken up with him twice now.
PLANES NEED THE POWER!
I really like SpiderAndrew, the movies are fine but as a character I thoroughly enjoy him
Sorcerers apprentice who?
Captain Stacy can’t blame him! She’s clearly stubborn as hell and her own free woman
I quite literally stopped breathing (in reference to the almost plane crash)
Is this why they made it Gwen and not MJ so that he could kill her and be an actual bad guy? From my little knowledge of the comics and what I’ve seen from the movies Harry would never hurt MJ so it had to be someone else important to Peter but not super important to him for him to a real bad guy
I like that Harry actually looks like a goblin.
What was the disease he’s supposed to have?
This poor family. I know I said they gave me bad vibes in the first movie but nobody deserves this.
He looks less like a tool with his suit on…but only slightly less
Baby you better get back behind that baracade!
Nobody talk to me I’m very emotional. This child looks very much like a magical mix of all 3 of my brothers put together and seeing him stand there so brave but so scared is doing something to me.
Final thoughts:
So I think SpiderAndrew might be a close second favourite for me. I like the relationships of the original the most, the comedy of the mcu version the most but this one was like a nice in between. Im a little disappointed there won’t be a third not cos I think I would have enjoyed it just cos the original had 3 movies, the mcu version will have at least 3 movies and this one is left out with 2. Don’t think I would have loved Shailene Woodley as MJ though so I dunno. I think the only thing I would have wanted from a third movie is to know who fedora guy is…and for Peter and May to acknowledge that they both know that he is Spider-Man. Apart from that it was fine and I now feel fully prepared for No Way Home.
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Bnha Comfort Headcanons
❣️✨~SFW & Gender Neutral!Reader (S/O)
❣️✨~Warnings: mentions of panic & anxiety attacks, nightmares, includes cursing, and includes mentions of other potentially sensitive and personal topics, so please if you’re sensitive to stuff like this then read at your own risk!
❣️✨~Characters Included: Baku, Kiri, Todo, Deku, Mirio, Tamaki, Nejire, Kami, Sero, & Shinsou
❣️✨~Hello! I just felt like writing some fluffy comfort hcs since we’re currently all dealing with rough times and a global pandemic to top it off, so have these! I hope they help at least a little because I know they helped me when writing them!
❣️✨~Also I honestly had no idea what emoji to use for Sero? I went through like four different ones before deciding on a juice box because he was drinking one in one of Kiri’s flashbacks. IM SO SORRY I- IT WAS TWO IN THE MORNING I APOLOGIZE I PROMSIE ILL CHANGE IT-
Katsuki Bakugou💥
💥~ Believe it or not, but he understands what you’re going through, whether it be emotional or physical stress, or even anxiety and panic attacks, he knows the feeling of them all.
💥~ He can most likely relate to nearly everything that can cause those feelings, and he knows that familiar feeling of emptiness, heartache or sadness, and stress above all.
💥~ And truth be told, he’s a hothead and can definitely be a huge asshole sometimes, but with you it’s different.
💥~ He never wants to see you hurt, never wants to see you in discomfort, and certainly never wants to see you in a situation that’s unsafe for you.
💥~ So when he walks in on you crying or you come to him wanting to talk about an issue, he won’t admit it but he’s worried for you, and wonders how he can help in any way. Also he immediately threatens to blow someone through a roof.
💥~ He cherishes you and loves every part of you, it’s not like he’d just ask any random extra to be his s/o, and in all honestly he was the one who asked you to be with him in the first place.
💥~ He’ll hold you close and pet your head, and if you’re crying he’ll bring up his thumb to your face to dry your tears and cradle your face. “Oi, none of that dumbass.”
💥~ You two will stay like that for however long you need or want to, he honestly doesn’t mind, he just wants to make sure you’re okay.
💥~ He’ll tell you how strong, beautiful, and amazing you are, and that he loves every inch of you with everything he has.
💥~ Overall just suavely hypes you up and cradles you in his hold, and won’t even care if you end up falling asleep or passing out on him from emotional exhaustion. He’ll just carry you to bed and stay with you, pressing soft kisses to your forehead and running his fingers through your hair, wrapping his strong and safe arms around you as you rest.
Eijirou Kirishima🥊
🥊~ He feels so guilty and awful that he even allowed you to feel like this in the first place.
🥊~ Like what kind of man ever allows his s/o to be in a situation like that? How could he have ever slipped up and looked over your feelings?
🥊~ Is instantly at your side if you’re upset or crying, and will not hesitate to cuddle you until the end of time. “Gosh I’m so sorry s/o! What’s wrong? Please tell me!”
🥊~ He’s the empathic type, and in all honestly he’ll probably cry if he sees you crying.
🥊~ He’ll make you stop whatever you’re doing and focus on him and whatever he’s saying to try and comfort you, and will apologize for allowing you to even feel that way in the first place.
🥊~ He understands being stressed out or exhausted, and he can relate to the feeling of overwhelming anxiety or sadness.
🥊~ He’ll hold you close or snuggle up with you, securing you in a protective hold as he whispers sweet nothings in your ear.
🥊~ He’ll tell you just how much you make his heart flutter with everything you do and just how stunning you are to him.
🥊~ Will rub your thigh or run his hands through your hair or pet your head until you fall asleep in his arms.
🥊~ Ends up staying and sleeping with you, because it wouldn’t be manly to leave his s/o alone after they had just broke down in front him, plus he just always wants to make sure you’re okay.
Shouto Todoroki❄️🔥
❄️~ He doesn’t completely understand? Like he hasn’t really dealt with having to comfort someone else before?
🔥~ But he gets the feeling of having panic or anxiety attacks or the feelings of being overwhelmed or sad, and longs to help you get rid of them like he’s trying to with his.
❄️~ Immediately asks if you’re physically hurt or in pain, and if you say you aren’t then it’s an instant sigh of relief for him.
🔥~ If you’re crying he will hold you to his chest and warm you up or cool you down, offering a reassuring sensation that relaxes your tense muscles.
❄️~ He will wipe away your tears and press short kisses to your forehead, and will ask you if you want or need to talk about it with him.
🔥~ He will talk you through it and tell you how he has dealt with it or ways that could most likely help you.
❄️~ He will offer to stay as long as you need to want him there, and he silently pleads to himself that you don’t kick him out or ask him to leave, he knows you won’t, but he can’t help but ponder.
🔥~ He seems calm and collected on the outside, and sometimes that is indeed the case, but other times, he’s always worried sick, and every once in a while that leads to his quirk acting up slightly.
❄️~ You don’t mind though, you understand and you try to explain your situation the best you can for him so he can do his best to help you.
🔥~ Overall the two of you end up falling asleep with you on top of him, curled up against a wall as he holds you close. “I love you s/o, never forget that.”
Izuku Midoriya🥦
🥦~ He’s honestly so distraught he doesn’t even know what to do.
🥦~ It takes him a bit to get over the preemptive panic fit before he finally realizes that you need him to calm you down and not vice versa. “I’m so sorry s/o! Please tell me what’s wrong! I want to help in any way I can.”
🥦~ He’ll apologize multiple times, even if it wasn’t his fault, he just feels so upset and guilty that he can’t help but feel somewhat responsible.
🥦~ He’s crying, definitely crying, even if you aren’t, he still will, always, every damn time.
��~ He can relate if you have nightmares or panic attacks, and understands how they could make you feel because he’s had his fair share too.
🥦~ He’ll hold you close and mutters things about how he’ll always protect you and will never let anything happen to you or hurt you ever again.
🥦~ He also forces you to take it easy for the next couple of days, because it’s important to take care of yourself too, and our boi had to learn that the hard way.
🥦~ He never wants to see you hurt or upset, so he’ll do anything to make you feel better.
🥦~ He’ll break the rules and stay with you in your dorm for the night or whenever you need or want him to, when it comes to your health and safety he’ll break every rule in the book.
🥦~ The day after he’ll give you little surprises like your favorite snacks or maybe even a hoodie of his that he knows you love.
Hitoshi Shinsou💜
💜~ Honestly doesn’t know what to do at first.
💜~ ‘Shit, they’re upset, oh fuck they’re crying, fUcK whAt do I dO”
💜~ He tries his best, he knows he’s not the most understanding or the most empathetic person, but he’ll still try his hardest for you.
💜~ He understands if you’re having anxiety attacks or are just reacting to being overwhelmed, and he also heavily relates to lack of motivation.
💜~ So if you’re suffering from any of them, he’ll have his own way of helping you through it.
💜~ He will hold you in his arms, rocking back and forth slightly. He’ll try and crack dumb jokes to make you laugh, or tell you stupid stories about himself and the antics that in sued.
💜~ He’ll pet your head and call you ‘kitten’ regardless of your gender. “There there kitten, everything’s gonna be okay.”
💜~ He dries your tears and always finds a way to cheer you up, and will sometimes even turn on a ‘sad hours’ playlist for the two of you to listen to while you hold eachother.
💜~ He offers to drown one of his hoodies in that cologne you like for you to borrow and wear, and you happily agree.
💜~ If you fall asleep on him he just carries you to bed, gets in with you, tucks himself in and cradles you in his arms, never letting go and eventually falling asleep himself.
Denki Kaminari⚡️
⚡️~ The same as shinsou honestly.
⚡️~ ‘Shit, what the fuck what the fUcK why they’re cRyInG whAT dO I dO?!’
⚡️~ He does his best, and he can understand having anxiety or going through a situation that’s overwhelming, but that’s about it. “I’m so sorry s/o, I had no idea, please just tell me what’s wrong so I can help you.”
⚡️~ He just wants to be there with you and make sure you’re okay in the end, and won’t hesitate to blow off his friends if it means that he can help you out.
⚡️~ If he somehow can’t be there for you he will barrage you by sending you memes or voice attachments of him saying stupid shit to make you laugh.
⚡️~ He will hold you close and play with your hair, and he will offer to get you food or drinks in hopes to make sure that one of the reasons you’re upset isn’t because you’re hungry.
⚡️~ He will gush about how much he loves you and how whipped he is for you, and will even go as far as to call himself a simp.
⚡️~ Will not hold back in exposing his friends and their stupid antics in the hopes to make you laugh at least a little.
⚡️~ He assures you that everything will be okay and he will press gentle kisses to your face or the top of your head.
⚡️~ The two of you somehow or someway end up dying laughing while playing video games or making tiktoks at two in the morning, that’s just the magic of Kami.
Hanta Sero🧃
🧃~ He’s honestly really upset for you at first...
🧃~ Like who hurt you? Who’s gotta pay the price? (Highkey Bakugou too but-)
🧃~ He walks in so worried for you, his heart racing and his stomach feels like it’s in his throat.
🧃~ Immediately hugs you and tells you it’s gonna be okay, asks you what happened and why you’re going through this. “I just- fuck s/o, I don’t know what to do, please tell me what’s wrong.”
🧃~ If you tell him what’s going on he tries his best to give you good advice, or also finds a way to say that he understands, which honestly, he probably doesn’t. (At least not fully)
🧃~ There’s like a 45% chance that he will cry, even if you aren’t. He’s just so heartbroken to see you the way you are and he can’t help but feel super emotional too.
🧃~ Offers to go out and get take out or some other food for you both, if you accept then he’s back in seconds to minutes, but if you decline that’s okay too.
🧃~ He pulls you to his chest and tries his best to crack a stupid joke or two in an attempt to make you laugh.
🧃~ He’s the type to praise you to no end, constantly hyping you up whether you need it or not.
🧃~ He loves you with his whole heart, and ends up staying with you for the rest of the day or night until the next morning.
Mirio Togata🌻
🌻~ Mirio is like the ultimate sweetheart, so when you’re upset or if you tell him you’re crying or dealing with a lot, he’s there for you in what feels like seconds.
🌻~ He walks in with a package of your favorite snack food and one of his hoodies that you gladly accept, and as soon as he sees you his heart drops to his stomach.
🌻~ He never wants to see you hurt or upset, and honestly he probably won’t completely understand, but he will do the best he can regardless.
🌻~ He’s instantly engulfing you in a strong and safe hug, his scarred arms wrapping around your neck and the small of your back, and you can’t help but be showered with warmth as soon as you touch him.
🌻~ He’ll softly sing or hum a tune in your ear as you snuggle up to him and softly cry or rest your head against his chest.
🌻~ He’s always showing off that beautiful smile of his to you, and will do whatever he can to make you smile back.
🌻~ He carries you to bed and then repositions to where both of you laying on your side facing eachother, as he wraps his frame around yours.
🌻~ He will pet your hair and assure you that’s everything will be okay, and how he will do anything to make it better.
🌻~ Definitely the type to make you laugh almost instantly, by either telling you stupid puns or sharing even more stories of his misadventures with his quirk.
🌻~ He will gush about how beautiful and amazing you are, and how he’s so lucky to have you in his life. He will say that you inspire him to be better and get stronger so he can keep you safe and sound, and all of those are true. “You’re just so amazing s/o, and I can’t help but fall more in love with you everyday.”
Tamaki Amajiki🐙
🐙~ He completely understands, and has most likely been in the same situation at least once before in his life.
🐙~ He deals with anxiety too, so he knows how it feels and he never ever wants you to go through it too.
🐙~ So if you text or call him he’s at your door in seconds, or if you just tell him in person you’re immediately wrapped in his comforting and safe hold.
🐙~ He tells you how strong you are, and how you never cease to amaze him, he gushes about how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you as his s/o.
🐙~ If you cry he’ll likely tear up or cry with you, or he will just lower his voice and hold you even tighter.
🐙~ The two of you end up in a position on a couch or on a bed where you’re laying on top of him with your face buried in his neck, facing away from him as he holds you close to his chest, pressing sweet and short kisses to your cheek or head every once and a while.
🐙~ Talks about how he’ll always protect you and keep you safe while playing with your hair. “I’ll do anything to keep you safe sunshine, please never forget that.”
🐙~ He most likely will wrap you in a safe blanket burrito as he holds you, and he will tell you cute or funny stories about you and him or his adventures with the big three.
🐙~ Overall he says he understands, and assures you that he will always be there or encourages you to talk through it with him, however if you say no, he won’t push it, but instead will say that he’s always around if you ever decide that you do want to talk.
🐙~ The two of you end up falling asleep on top of eachother, with Tamaki’s hands on your head and waist, and your arms on his chest or neck.
Nejire Hado💎
💎~ She is such a sweetheart, and despite her seemingly constant bubbly nature, she can still relate if you’re going through anxiety or if you’re overwhelmed by something.
💎~ She’s by your side in an instant, and immediately engulfs you in a comforting hug.
💎~ If you are smaller than her she’ll just cuddle you as you sit in her lap or rest your head on her chest and entangle your legs with hers. If you’re taller than her then she’ll just curl up in your lap like a little kitten and wrap her arms around your neck.
💎~ She offers to go get your favorite snacks or drinks, and if you decline she’s okay with that, and if you agree, then she’s all for it and she’s back in flash.
💎~ She’ll hold you and run her fingers through your hair, and if you’re crying she’ll dry your tears, tell you how beautiful you are, and then flash you that shining smile of hers.
💎~ Asks you to close your eyes and focus on her voice as she tries to calm you down the best the can while she holds you and rocks you back in forth in her arms. “Don’t worry s/o, everything will be okay just wait and see!”
💎~ She will massage your back, neck, or your shoulders to keep the tension away.
💎~ She will try to make you laugh by telling ridiculous stories about her adventures with Tamaki and Mirio, which of course always seem to make you laugh.
💎~ She just gushes about how amazing and beautiful you are to her, and that she will always help and be there for you when you need it.
💎~ If you end up falling asleep she’ll just smile and move you to a more comfortable sleeping position, or she’ll carry you to bed and snuggle up to you, whispering sweet nothings in your ear as she plays with your hair.
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