(Ninjago post)
What if I told you
That the reason Cole and his element has so much association with death
Was because the first master of earth literally married the Queen of the Departed
(/j)
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!!Freddy Fazbear Headcanons!!
Hey guys! I've got some Classic Freddy Fazbear headcanons! Some are just game-general, some can be taken for an x Reader headcanon, etc. The movie inspired me to do this so, enjoy!
(SPOILER WARNING)
Classic!Freddy Fazbear Headcanons
• Freddy's music box is programmed for whenever the power goes out during the day, to calm the children down!
• Despite his playful exterior, Freddy is actually quite intelligent, much smarter than the others, yet lacks common sense,
• He is surprisingly quiet and reserved after-hours and closed days, completely opposing his easygoing and happy-go-lucky personality during day-shift hours.
• He was the first of the 5 4 animatronics built, so he has some.. design flaws that were ruled out with the others, causing some issues
• Due to said "design flaws", his programming fails often causing a lot of maintenance work to be done.
• He is only 6' tall, the 2nd shortest of the quartet
• He actually has really soft fur on his bear exoskeleton, as well as him being quite chubby.
• Has a fluffy bear tail!
• Flusters easily, yet can be very flirty
• Chivalry! That's his main concept with whom he is attracted to
• His bowtie spins
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It’s unfortunate that I say “oh wow I love cannibalism” and mean it as like “I love the symbolism of needing and wanting someone So Much that you have to have a part of them Inside Of You in a way that is stronger than a sexual need” or like “this is a form of holy communion” or like “this is one of the oldest ways to show desperation and fear and raw animalism with the consumption of another” and people just hear “I’m a weirdo that wants to eat someone”
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OKAY BUT GUYS LISTEN. Players returning from Secret Life and noticing that some days they get the urge complete the tasks they never got to finish/failed.
And they know it doesn’t make any sense, because they’re not in the game anymore! They’re out!
But it’s not like they can tell anyone…because if they tell someone what’s going on, they’ll fail.
And they cant fail again.
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grabs micolash by the antenna (cage) and yeets him like
You are just salty because you no longer can fully enjoy this character after some of my deep analysis of him reminded you about Josef M3ngele
(always happy to ruin more good things for people <3 )
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Feels good to be back on tumblr
*The growing feeling of crushing on the Host crawling back*
Fuck
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Toriko: I'm just the kind of bishokuya that likes to think things through!
Coco: Since when?
Coco: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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