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todayisafridaynight · 6 months
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still thinking about how my friend said my dad looked like a yakuza last night like 😭😭 ??
#snap chats#i was showing her a pic i took of him when i saw him last month and she was just like#'oh he looks like a yakuza guy' HUH ??? like he is as tall as a typical rgg chara and ik i joke bout my dad lookin like daigo--#NO BUT THEN I SHOW HER A PIC /OF/ DAIGO AND SHES LIKE 'i dont see it' ?????????? LIKE SURE MY DADS BALD BUT#THAT THE CLOSEST COMPARISON you mkae no sense girl#its so funny she thinks my life revolves around yakuza And It Does but its so funny when she tries to equate stuff to it#like that event i went to last night was an ornament painting one and she was like#'oh why dont you make a yakuza ornament :) like uhhh arakawa and uhhhh that other guy'#FIRST OFF SHE STILL DOESNT REMEMBER SAWASHRIOVELKRVEJ BUT ALSO WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN#i mean lowkey in retrospect i could have made an arakawa family ornament but not the point#the point is my life isnt JUST YAKUZA KAYLA SHUT UP ????? LOL#i appreciate it tho. shes trying. /would be great if we finished y7 one day/#on that note. can i share the absolute joy i felt last night#like i said her favorite streamer's name is joe but we were hanging with a friend who didnt know about This Joe Guy#and so when my friend started talking about him the other friend was earnestly just 'who's joe'#and i have never felt such joy in saying 'joe mama' I HAD BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THAT MOMENT#ITS LIKE WHEN I GOT UPDOG TO WORK ON MY OLD FRIEND LIKE PLEAAASE I DONT CARE IF ITS A DUMB JOKE#IM DUMB AND I LOVE DUMB JOKES i was so happy. the purest joy i felt ever#ok bye i guess i should get ready for class
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i-say-ok · 8 months
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees.
ok. 👹
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cevansbaby-dove · 2 months
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Please be careful. 2
Pairing:Jordan Banks x Angel Hayes.
think of this as a flashback of them in school.
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"So huckleberry do you have a date?" I asked turning in my seat in the class room.
"Nah, I'm going to be a cowboy today."
i stand up from my seat. "cowboy!? why a cowboy??"
Allie stands up. "Angel he wants to be one so let him be one" I look at her and say. "Ah! Ranger Rick is going to be a cowboy?! what kind?" I asked looking at him. "Bull rider!"
"Your joking!"
"No Angel i'm not...why can't you be ok with me doing that?" I sit down and say. "nothing"
Allie says as she sits down in front of me. "He'll be ok"
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After class I walk out and Jordan grabs my arm lightly. "Angel" I turn around. "What!?"
"Will you talk to me please?" I stare at him. "I don't know what to even say Jordan...if you want to do this then go for it I won't stop you" I pull my arm away from him and walk away.
"What about your art?" I stop and turn to face him. "What about it?"
"You should try to put it out there Angel...It's amazing" I blink. "Right...thanks" He sighs. "can we stay in touch?"
I nod. "of course Ranger Rick" He laughs. "good Shortstack"
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To now.
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"Allie I have to go...okay talk later bye" I hang up and stand up as my boss walks into my office. "Good morning Mister Hans" He looks around. "were you working last night?"
"um..no I wasn't I had somewhere to be but i-" "Is your job not more important then whatever you had to do last night!?"
I look at my work on my desk. "No sir"
"Good now, you have a meeting at noon....clean up please" He walks out and I groan as I sit down. "do this do that my god"
I look up when I hear someone knock on the door. "Jordan hi" he smiles.
"hey busy tonight?" He walks in and I smile. "I don't think so..why do you ask?' he sits in the chair across my desk. "Thought maybe we could go out...just for dinner nothing like a date"
I nod. "I could use a drink" Jordan frowns. "what's going on?" I shake my head. "Work...my boss is being a bitch about work...hell he was pissed that I took last night off for the rodeo"
Jordan says. "So it's my fault?" "No no Jordan I never said that...it's no ones fault but mine" Jordan nods. "Right...Look if anything is from something I did please tell me" I slowly nod looking at his eyes then his lips damn they look soft.
I smile. "Anyway what time were you thinking for that drink?"
"I was thinking maybe after five..does that work?" I nod looking at him. "Sure" he stands up. "See you then shortstack" I grin at my nickname. "Bye huckleberry!"
I get my work done for the day then I head home to get ready for my drinks...I wouldn't call it a date...he didn't.
I get into this outfit.
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I then put my hair into a bun then I laugh. "No no let it down" I pull my hair tie off and then fix it and I grab my purse and head out to my car.
I walk into the bar and look around and Jordan is at the bar and he looks around so I smile and walk to him. "Hey huckleberry" He turns around and smiles. "hey Blondie beauty"
I smile and sit down. "What happened to shortstack?"
"Your not short anymore" I hear him say. I nod. "Good to hear." He orders a drink for us and I sip on it and say. "Why did you come to see me?"
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"After I saw you at the rodeo...I guess I haven't been able to stop thinking about you" He looks down at the drink in his hand and I bite my lip lightly. "Jordan I never told you this but....I'm seeing someone...it's not a boyfriend but..He's nice to me"
Jordan looks at me and I can see the hurt in his eyes. "Wow..uh..he's a lucky man for sure...The girl he's seeing is a pure gem" he takes a sip. "God what am I doing?"
"Jordan..." he stands up. "I thought we could pick up where we left off ten years ago Angel, I guess I was wrong" he tosses some money on the bar top and says. "Have a good night"
I watch him walk away and I groan and run after him. "Hey! Huckleberry!" He turns around. I walk up to him. 'You suck at being jealous! You suck at being mad at me after ten years of no calls, no texts no nothing! You Fucking suck at being Jordan banks!"
He looks at me in shock and I cross my arms. "What!? did a cat get your dumb tongue?" He lightly grabs my face kissing me. I let my hands fall to my side and he pulls away. "Why would you do that?" He smirks. "I couldn't think of any other way to make you stop" I smirk. "Maybe I should-"
he kisses me again this time with more passion. We pull away and I smile. "If that's the only way to shut me up then do it all the time" Jordan smiles. "yes ma'am"
part 3 will be out as soon as I can write it!
tags:@cutedisneygrl @bookishtheaterlover7 @angelbabyyy99 @girlmeetsworldismyeverything
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alba8688 · 2 months
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Love hurts
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~*Eddies pov*~
Dani left before me to work this morning without eating breakfast so I decided to surprise her with her favorite blueberry pancakes and her favorite coffee from the diner close by the apartment .
As I arrived at the school I saw Liam's car park in the front .I wonder what he was doing here so early?
Probably dropping Nate was my guess .
Before getting down from my van I got my backpack from the back seat .Yes I have a backpack Dani made me get one .I hated it.
I grabbed the white paper bag and the coffee for Dani and got down .
It was still pretty early so there weren't a lot of students here yet .
It was too early for me. I was surprised I was here before anyone else .
Shit!! Dani Is really changing me ,the old me probably by this time would probably be waking up and not getting  here till 9am but here I was at exactly 7:10 am .
"Fuck !!"I said under my breath and today the snow got worst .I really needed to get new tires for my van before my tires gave up on me .
I walked inside the building which I was glad because it was warmer here .
"Mr.Munson, what a surprise." Principal Higgins said sarcastically ,I didn't even notice him standing there opening his office door
"Yeah ,yeah I'm here early ." I tell him walking past him .
I didn't feel like talking to him I didn't like
That guy at all and I knew he didn't like me either so the feeling was mutual .
I walked towards the history hall and stopped outside Dani's class when I saw the door from her classroom was closed .
I didn't want to open it thinking she might be busy with a teacher or even a student .
I stood outside for a while until I heard footsteps getting closer to the door .I moved to the side with my back against the lockers so she wouldn't see me.She opened the door and walked back inside the class not even noticing me .
I got closer to the door and I heard whispering but couldn't make out what they were saying. They were talking really low .
I walk closer to the door and lean against the door frame, placing the bag of food and coffee on the nearest desk to the entrance to surprise Dani.
But the one who was surprised was me .
And honestly I regret doing that because from where I was standing it look like Fucking Liam kissed Dani .
I closed my eyes, breathed in and out trying to calm myself down .
I felt myself getting red in the face and I clenched  my fist .
And from my point of view it looks like she likes it .
Does she want him ?
Ok maybe it was just my imagination playing with my head .
Should I say something?
I was getting ready to face him when I noticed Nate.
Then Dani's hand goes to his chest pushing him away or at least that's what I think .
My eyes were glued to her that I didn't realize when Nate noticed me until he jumped into my arms screaming my name.
"Edddiie !!"
And Holy shit !! He had a big dog following him .
"Hey buddy ." I hugged him tightly "Hi Eddie ." He smiles cupping my face and squeezing my cheeks making me look like a fish .
"Who's this ?" I ask, signaling to The big fluffy dog sitting down in front of me, "That's Ozzy my friend ."
"Oh really ,he is a big boy and I love his name by the way ." I smile tickling him,
He giggles and jumps off my grasp and runs to Dani .
"Mommy chose the name ." He says hugging Dani from her legs .
"Eddie ." Dani said softly "I brought you breakfast and coffee." I pick up the white paper bag and coffee and handed to her
"Thank you ." She smiled but I didn't smile back. I was pissed right now that I could punch Liam on his pretty face but not in front of Nate.
"Well I got to leave ." Liam said and again brushed the back of his hand on Dani's cheek .
Dani move back from his touch and I smile but
Holy shit I saw red but tried to calm myself down .
"Think about what I told you ." He tells Dani and goes to say bye to Nate .
"Bye daddy ." Nate's shouts
"Bye Buddy ." Liam says back before heading out of the classroom.
"Eddie." Dani slowly walks closer to me but I move back not wanting to look at her .I know I shouldn’t be like this but the jealousy has won right now .I mean come on.Liam compare to me is the perfect guy .Jesus Christ he had his own fucking business and what do I have a beat up van and halfway to my high school diploma.
"What's wrong ?" She ask softly.
"Nothing ." I respond dryly ,I know I know I need to chill but I can’t .
She walks over to the door and closes but before closing it she makes sure Know one is around or walking down the hallway. The she comes over to me getting on her tippy toes to peck my lips but an asshole Iam I move away and I see that she frowns.
I just give her a blank stare and move back .
"Eddie baby ." She said almost as a whisper
I ignore her and walk towards the door .
"What's your problem ?" She ask
I close my eyes trying to calm
Myself down.Im really trying to be calm but it just makes me mad seeing Liam put his hands on her .
I turn around to face her "What's my problem? "I say with a bitter laugh and she nods, crossing her arms .
"Yes!! Your problem,I mean you just move when I try to kiss you and you're being dry to me  !!"
"You really want to do this infront of Nate ?"I ask
Her
"Do what ?"she ask pinching the bridge of her  nose
"This argument ." I deadpan and I could see she was  confused as to why we were arguing .
"Eddie, what are you talking about ? Why are we arguing?"she  sigh and I could see
She was trying not to cry."Baby can you put your headphones on please ." She turns around to face Nate
"Yes mommy ."
He answers by putting his headphones on and returning to watching a video on his tablet .
Dani turns back around and looks at me
Her eyes are glazed and her nose is red .
"Now will you please tell me what's wrong ."she sighs and looks at me ,I just stare back at her, my heart hurting knowing that I'm the one hurting her .
But then the picture of Liam
Kissing her comes back to my head .
"I saw you and Liam ." I deadpan staring at her blankly
"What do you mean you saw me ?" She walks forward to me but I move back "baby ." She says softly her voice shaky
"Don't fucking baby me Danielle !! You know what you did i fucking saw you with my own two eyes with Liam !!" I  shouted with anger and her eyes widened and tears started falling down her cheeks .Yes jealousy had completely overtaken me .im only human and i saw what I saw .I mean i think i did .
"Eddie what the fuck are you talking about !!" She raises her voice her face was now red .
"Danielle, I saw you kissing him !!"
"Kissing him!! Who the fuck says I was kissing him Edward!!"She raises her voice walking towards me pointing her finger and poking my chest with it .
"I fucking saw it with my two eyes !" I sneered and walked towards where she was standing a while ago with Liam "you were right here !!" I say showing her the spot "and you guys kiss !!" I laugh, getting angrier by the minute because she wouldn't just admit it .I mean they did kiss right ?
"If you would have seen correctly Edward he tried to kiss me and I pushed him Away ." She says walking towards me at a fast pace and shoving her finger on my chest "you want to know why ?!?" She says with tears in her eyes .
My eyes did not want to look at her of how angry I was. "Look at me Edward!!"she shouts my eyes look down at her and I felt horrible now she was crying because of my stupid jealousy "because I love you !! "
The door to the class opens And we both turn around to see who it was .
"I'm sorry ." Robin says awkwardly
"Is ok Robin ." Dani said softly, turning the other way so she wouldn't see her crying.I wanted to hug her and tell her that I was sorry I acted like an asshole .
"Robin, can you take care of Nathan please, I'll be back ." Dani says heading out of the classroom .
"Ok." Robin says she was still standing by the door.
I smile at her and look at Nate who still hadn't noticed Dani was gone .
"Eddie what the Fuck is going on ?" Robin whispers shouts
I don't say anything but pinch the bridge of my nose "is complicated ." Was the only thing i said
"Miss.Henderson is my dads client ." Robin walks closer to me and stops a few inches from me "she says her friend recommended her to my dad and you call me a few days ago saying you needed to speak with my father ,is she your friend Eddie ?" I nod yes "How are you two close ?" Robin asks "because of Dustin ofcourse ." I lied hoping she would believe it .
The bell for first period rang and students started arriving to class"you're saved by the bell ." Robin said softly walking to her desk .
I look back at Nate who was in his own little world ignoring the students walking in whispering wondering who he was .
I knelt down next to him asking him if he needed anything but he nodded no and went back to his tablet .Before standing up Ozzy came up to me rubbing his head on me "He wants you to give him scratchies ." Nate says softly I look up at him
But he went back to his tablet into his own little world.Ozzy looked at me with his tongue sticking out to the side almost as he was smiling ."Is ok you can touch him." Nate tells me .I patted Ozzy's head softly and stood up but first I made sure Nate was comfortable then  headed to my desk to sit down taking out my history book and a pen .
Now to wait for Dani to get back .
I was a fucking asshole to her I let jealousy take over me.
But how could I not be jealous she is fucking beautiful and I know everyone looks at her and think she is single but she is not she it with me but nobody knows it but us.I fucking hate that I want the whole world to know she is talented and that she is mine .But sadly Knowone can’t know about us .
A few minutes pass and
Dani wasn't here yet I started wondering where she was ?
Nate noticed me sitting down at my desk and took off his headphones and smiled and waved at me .
I wave and smile back at him.
"Eddie !!" He shouted from his seat ,everyone in the class turned to look at me even Robin who shook her head.
Nate got up and made his way to where I was sitting, Ozzy following behind .
I guess nobody had seen Ozzy and everyone gasped when they saw him .
One of Chrissy's friend was about to touch him when Robin stop her.
"You can't touch him ,"Robin blurted out
"And why is that?" Chrissy's friend  asks "because he is a service dog ,and Touching or petting a working dog is a distraction and may prevent him from tending to his human partner. The dog may be in the process of completing a command or direction given by his human, and you don't want to interfere.."Robin said abruptly and the whole class turned to look at Ozzy who had a service dog vest .
Veronica, I think that was her name, stood up about to tell Robin something but Dani walked in and she went back to her seat .Mouthing something to Robin .
"Miss.Buckley is everything ok?" Dani asked but Robin didn't say anything. "Nate covered one ear with one hand and with the other he pointed his finger to Veronica ."She was being mean to her ." Nate said softly "what was that ?" Dani asks "she was being mean to her ." Nate repeated again
Pointing to Veronica then Robin.
"Veronica, is there a problem ?" Dani asks her "No Miss.Henderson." Veronica replies Dani nods, raising a brow and turns to look at Robin"Are you sure Robin?" Robin nods yes and slouches back in her seat .
"Nate ,you want to sit over here in my chair baby." She says sweetly but Nate shakes his head no "Mommy I want to sit with Eddie ." He pouts, crossing his little arms over his chest .
"Sweetie Eddie has to learn." 
"Is ok Dan..Miss.Henderson he can stay here with me ." I tell Dani, giving her a weak smile and mouthing sorry to her .
"Yay!!."Nate jumps punching the air .
"Ok buddy, come sit here with me ." I tell him but he sits down on the floor with  ozzy placing his head on ozzy using him as a pillow .
"Here." Dani tells me, handing me Nate's tablet and headphones. I just smile but she walks away fast to the front of the class .
I hadn't even noticed when she walked this way .
"Here you go ." I tell Nate and he happily takes his tablet and headphones.
I open my history book to the page Dani had written on the whiteboard and by now I can feel eyes on me and people whispering and I know it’s about having Nate here with me .I know they wonder how he knows me.But I can’t pick up my head right now to face reality so I just concentrate on the lesson and start taking notes but halfway through class I lose concentration thinking of the way I acted towards Dani. I acted like a fucking asshole I really need to chill on my jealousy because is not going to take me anywhere ,I really needed to make it up to her .
But how ?
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occult-roommates · 1 year
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Airport interlude
Around a month later, Akva finally had some time to take a few days aside and go to Del Sol Valley visit Paisley and her family. And then some of her friends showed up at the airport with her to have conversations I really wanted to write but had nowhere else to put idc this ain’t a professionally written novel I do what I want.
Akva: Thanks for coming with me guys! Bye everyone! Dawud: Ciao. Rudi: Welcome, that was a nice walk. Now I gotta go home, it’s the Eurovision tonight and I don’t wanna miss my country humiliating itself yet again. Daniele: Rud, it’s like 8 am, I know Europe is a few hours before us, but I think you’re overestimating it a bit. Rudi: I wanna be ready. Oh and by the way, I’m rooting for your country. Daniele: Aw, thanks. Dawud: No idea what you guys are talking about, but I know a few German songs cause you know, I took German classes in high school. Like Rock me Amadeus or 99 Luftballons.   Rudi: Literally everyone knows 99 Luftballons.  Daniele: To be fair, I don’t think I know any other songs in German but that one, so kudos to you Dav. Rudi: You dont- You don’t even know Rammstein? Like...Rammstein! They’re famous as fuck and they’re icons from my dad’s hometown. He even brought me to one of their concert when I was 10 which...In hindsight he 100% should not have but you get my point. To be fair, I don’t think my dad really knew what he was getting himself into, we had been invited by his best friend. Daniele: Eh, I know them by name, but it’s not really my type of music so I don’t think I know any of their songs.
It was now Dawud’s turn to leave the conversation, as his mechanic lessons were just about to start. Hopefully that day, he was not going to injure his hand. Whelp, now Rudi and Daniele had no reason to stay at the airport, so they just left the scene too.
Daniele: By the way, the other day, don’t remember why, I tried looking at all of the burger joints in the city, and did not see the restaurant you work at. Why? Rudi: Because I don’t work at a burger joint?? I work at a Filipino restaurant??? Daniele: Oh...I just thought...Ok you’re gonna make fun of me but it’s because the place is called Bob’s House and I don’t know, that has strong burger joint energy. Rudi: It’s because their logo is a pineapple, duh...No that’s not a joke, the name was their daughter’s idea and she was like, 5 years old back then. She told me personally while we were smoking weed together behind the art museum. Daniele: I don’t get the joke? Rudi: Ok, I can believe you don’t know Rammstein but...Spongebob??? How the fuck do you not know Spongebob??? Daniele: I did not made the connection alright, calm down. Rudi: Wait, I just realized, but the daughter, her name is Marisa by the way, she’s a mermaid...Well, obviously the entire family are merfolks, but she’s also the same age as Akva, give or take a year or two. And like, she’s bi. I know it cause one time I was talking about wanting a tattoo and she showed me hers, and it’s a heart shaped bi pride flag...Do you see where I’m getting at? Probably not, but I’m still asking just in case. Daniele: Matchmake her with Akva? Rudi: How the fuck did you guess on the first try? But yes, that’s my plan. I think they’d be cute together. Daniele: I think they need to have more in common than just being mermaid. Like, I don’t think Akva would be the type to date someone who smokes weed. Rudi: Ah, come on. Akva’s been through a lot, she deserves a nice girlfriend. Daniele: Please, first you wanted ruin Dawud’s relationship with Matteo, which I get you wanted to do that for me but still, now this? You’re aroace Rudi, stop trying to interve in people’s love life you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. Rudi: Um fuck you, and I’m no longer rooting for Italy, my vote is going to Finland now!
Rudi did not care, as soon as Akva came back from California, they were gonna try to make her and Marisa meet. They would be so cute together, or at least that’s what the werewolf thought.
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multistansimp4life · 1 year
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We lost the summer ch.1
Kai and reader are childhood friends and they have this thing where they make a list of things to do for their summers during the school year. How will this summer end!
(Inspired by kissing booth 3)
“I wilL alwAys love yOu”
“Stop stop no more, please my ears” says the brunette laying on the bed with his ears covered. “Maybe you should put singing lessons on the list” he finishes laughing so hard tears are running down his face. 
“Well im sorry not everybody is as gifted at singing as you are” you replied rolling  your eyes. It was true his voice is one of the most clearest most angelic voices youve ever heard. But your singing was the exact opposite your voice always cracked and you couldnt hit a right not to save your life.  
“But how will we do that together” you asked
The list you were talking about is The summer To Do list. You guys made it when you were in third grade and kept the ‘tradition’ since. During the school year yall would fill the list up with a bunch of things you both wanted to do when summer came.
“I could still improve my singing so i can sign up to” kai responded now looking at his phone.
“But we would most definetly be seperated into different classes”
“Yea I guess your right that wouldnt work” he sighed. 
“I have an idea” you say excitedly “ ive always wanted to try acting class”
“That does sounds fun. Write it down.”
You grab the orange sharpie and wrote the number 1. Acting classes. The paper is like a long scroll and looks as ancient as one. You write down the year of the summer leave a space under it for when summer is over to name the summer. Then yall write down the list.
“Lets think of some more things another day.” Says kai yawning. I look over to the clock not noticing how much time has passed its now 11:37 and we both have school tommorow. 
“Ok ill head home goodnight kai “ i say while collecting my stuff to leave. 
“Bye y/n get home safe”
The walk home is like a routine. You live on the same street as kai and the amount of times youve walked to and from his house is to many to even try and count.
When you walk into the house you can hear your parents talking, well more like arguing but in a light voice. You just hope it stays that quiet and you can get some rest. Though its highly unlikely because their arguments always get loud and you barely can rest.
You walk into your room and flick on the lights. Your room was in pretty nice shape since you cleaned just a few days ago.
You go and flop on your bed and almost immediatly fall asleep. There was no need to change since you went to kais in your pajamas. 
“CRASH”. You were suddenly woke up by something fragile hitting the ground. You looked at the time and it was 12:06 you barely got 30 minutes of sleep. You dont know what you were expecting it happens almost every night for the past few months. 
Your parents have both been fighting with each other over every little thing and it was not healthy. You used to not be able to sleep at night because they were so loud but it started happening so often that you invested in some earbuds. 
It was pointless of you to go tell them to quiet down because then you would get yelled at by both of them. So eventually you stopped. 
You reached over in your nightstand and take them out and plug them, hoping you would get enough sleep to be ready for tommorow.
(a/n This is my first fanfic and if you like it pls comment. It helps motivate. Also dont know the update scheduling.)
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s3xiel4ss · 2 years
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Nick Nelson x non-binary and Demisexual!reader
(A/N: Reader’s SEX is a girl, their gender is non-binary but they will come out later in the story, Y/n has a brother bc if they didn’t you wouldn’t be able to stop Nick and Charlie from dating each other. His name is Alex. Btw for this Truham is not an all boys school. I also changed seating and class arrangements to make the story fit, anyways let's get into the story!)
TW: LGBTQIA+, cussing, homophobia, implying sexual intercourse.
                                              Y/n’s POV
I and my family had just moved to England from California. I and my brother were always bullied we also didn’t have any friends there. Our parent's friends didn’t count. Pretty much all of our family was in England. so that’s why we moved. I’m a year 11 at Truham high school now. The people here look nice, doesn’t mean they are though. Today is my first day there though. I pop in my earbuds and start thinking about what’s gonna happen today and what I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. I’m kind of gender-confused, to be honest. I’m also very confused about my sexuality. I’m just confused in general honestly. While I was walking up to the doors I accidentally bumped into this one guy. 
“oh, sorry I didn’t see you,” I said politely but not making eye contact. 
He looked at me and started smirking, “watch your step” He said while walking off bumping into my shoulder as he did it.
That pissed me off. I didn’t do anything to him. Yet at least. Then someone that was hanging out with him earlier came up to me. I didn’t want to get bullied on my first day.
Once he came up I said, “Fuck off. I just moved here and am not ready to get bullied on my first day” 
Once I said that he looked shocked and then chuckled a little.
“I’m not gonna bully you, I just came over to apologize about Harry” He explained.
“Harry?” I questioned.
“oh, um yeah. That guy that was being a douchebag to you a minute ago” He then started smiling a little bit after that.
I could feel comfort when he started smiling, I zoned out for a second looking at his gorgeous eyes. I then snapped out of it before it got awkward.
“oh uh, thanks I guess. My name’s Y/n” I said while putting my hand forward. 
“it’s no problem, and uh my name is Nick and we should probably go inside before we’re late,” he said while shaking my hand. 
“oh, shit! You’re right” I exclaimed. Quickly and sadly pulled my hand away from his. Before I started running to the forum I felt a hand on my shoulder. I could recognize those soft hands from anywhere, well now I can at least, it was Nick’s hand. 
He then said while smirking, “you wanna race there?” 
I then paused. I nodded my head he then gently shoved me out the way and started running. I started running to catch up to him. He beat me by 30 seconds. He was there chuckling while I was out of breath. We then went to Forum. We saw my brother, because of course we did. If that wasn’t great enough I sat next to my brother. Nick sat behind us, next to this one kid. I think his name was Charlie... Spring..? I think that’s his last name. I also am not sure if me and Nick our friends yet. 
Time Skip
After the last class of the day, Nick was walking with Charlie out of the class. I caught up to both of them. 
“Hey, Nick! Charlie... right?” I questioned.
He nodded gently. 
“Cool. So, Nick.” I waited patiently waited for him to respond. 
“yeah?” he replied.
“We’re friends now right?” I said while looking up at him. 
“Yeah! Unless you don’t want to be friends. Which is fine if you don’t!” He exclaimed.
I smiled in response. “Yeah I would like that! Um, ok well. I’m gonna go try and meet new people to I guess have friends?” I said while walking away.
They both waved bye to me. I was walking away to meet new people and befriend someone new. When 30 minutes later I ran into Harry again. Even if I didn’t run into him now he was still a complete dickhead. 
“Look! It’s the school's new pick-me! I also bet you have a crush on Nick, don’t you?” He and his friends snickered after he said that. 
I was already tired of him. So I punched him in the face. You could tell he was shocked. Shocked was quickly turned into anger after there was blood running right above his top lip. He kicked my shin and then pushed me to the ground. He and his friends were about to jump me, two voices were telling them to get away from me. I knew both of them. It was Alex and Nick. I couldn’t be any more grateful. 
Under my breath very quietly I said, “Thank god they’re here...”
Nick helped me up, while Alex tackled Harry and punched him multiple times before I and Nick had to pull him off. He was trying to squirm out of our grasp but he couldn’t. Even if he was my younger brother he was still protective over me. Honestly, I would’ve killed someone if they hurt my brother at all. Anyways, after Harry and his possie left, they asked me what happened. I had told them what happened. Nick had looked concerned. I could tell Alex was trying to hold in a laugh because no one else had been laughing. Honestly, I didn’t tell them EVERYTHING. The only thing I didn’t tell both of them, was when Harry had said I have a crush on Nick, I did tell them that he called me a pick me though. Suddenly I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, and Alex did too. It was our mom, it was pretty much the end of the school day. She was wondering if we had found someone that could pick us up and take us home, if we were staying after school so we can try out for sports, or if she needs to pick us up. (A/N: pretend there were tryouts for rugby. 😭) Alex texted the group chat saying we’re staying after school for Rugby tryouts. I then texted I would stay after school with him. We told nick what that was about and he told us that he was on the rugby team and he thought it might be fun for Alex to be on the team with him. He then went off to practice and I suddenly felt upset by the time I couldn’t see him anymore, is this what it felt like when your only friend leaves? Before Alex left as well, he had told me some interesting news as well. 
“IhaveacrushonCharliebuthehasacrushonNickandIalsodontthinkimpananymore” he spit out. 
“Ok, I didn’t catch any of it except I have, Charlie, Nick, and anymore. Slow down, take a breath” I calmingly said.
He then took a few breaths then said, “I have a crush on Charlie but he has a crush on Nick and I also don’t think I’m pan anymore. Because let’s be honest when is the last time I had a crush on a girl? I mean yeah they’re pretty and all but I just don’t have appeal to girls anymore. So, yeah. I think I’m gay...” 
I gave him a big hug even though hearing that someone else has a crush on Nick hurt my heart a little for some reason. 
We didn’t catch up with Nick, but we did get there before Alex was late! It’s a win in my book, while sitting waiting for practices to start (A/N: the players are waiting in the room that I forgot the name of 👍) while waiting there this one boy who had short but shaggy hair who kept giving me a dirty look. There was a girl right next to him that made me have the same feelings that I had felt for Nick. I mean I would never, you know.. but I would wanna get to know her more and MAYBE date her. I have the same way of thinking about Nick. Am I bisexual? While I was thinking about all of this I zoned off staring at those two. Until the boy came over, after he said “hey” several times I finally snapped out of my trance and was now face-to-face with a boy who I knew wanted nothing to do with me. 
“Why were you just staring at us? And are you y/n?” The boy had said 
“Oh- um sorry I just zoned out and uh- yeah how did you know my name” I replied back.
“Charlie was talking about you earlier...” the boy mumbled. 
“Charlie Springs?” I questioned, “He’s very nice! Hopefully all good things.” 
He then rolled his eyes and walked away.
“What’s his problem” I thought to myself.
Then the girl came over to me. I could feel my heart racing, why was I acting like this? I know nothing about her! When she came over to apologize about Tao, that was the boys name who was kind of rude. Then again it was probably weird to see a girl just staring at you for no reason. She had then told me her name was Elle. 
“Y/f/n Y/l/n, but you can call me Y/n.” I said while shaking her hand and smiling.
(Y/f/n = your full name)
Time Skip to after the practice
I ran up to hug my brother I think he did really good. I’m not really sure how rugby works. I still hyped him up though because I am the best sister ever. Then this one girl came up to us, she was really pretty but I don’t feel the way I did with Elle that I am with this girl. You could tell she was subtly flirting with Alex. I noticed it then remembered what he said about his sexuality earlier. I ended the flirting by saying mom wants us home now, he knew what I was doing and he didn’t stop it. He was good looking but he didn’t like getting a lot of attention from girls. I was about to text mom to come pick us up until Nick came over to us and asked if me and him could talk. I started smiling and my heart was racing, butterflies in my stomach, sweaty palms, light goosebumps. That’s when it hit me, after reading all that romance novels I finally know what I actually am feeling this is a crush. Same thing with Elle. I very quickly snapped back to be able to talk to Nick. 
“Yeah! Sure” I answered with a bit of a shaky but un-noticeable shaky voice.
Alex looked at me, winked then went off and said, “I’m gonna go see if I can find Charlie.” 
“Ok,” I then turned back to Nick, “What do you need?”
We then walked over to a big tree that had a table with the two benches for seats. 
“What are we doing here?” I asked.
“I just want to be able to sit here and get to know you better” he replied with a smile. 
I could feel a slight blush rising on my cheeks. After he said that we talked for about 2 hours before I got a text from my mom. You guys talked about everything, everything except sexuality and gender. She was asking if tryouts were over yet. 
“Oh shit, um sorry! I forgot to tell my mom tryouts are over. My fault!” I told Nick.
“It’s fine, I get it go ahead! Who am I to keep you from talking to your mum” he answered back with his devilishly handsome smile. 
I smiled back then replied to my mom.
                                                  The texts
Momzilla:
Hey, are the rugby tryouts over yet?   
                                          Yeah, they just ended! You can come pick us up now! 
Momzilla:
Ok sweetheart! I’ll be there in about 25 to 30 minutes!
                                                                                                    Ok, see you soon
                                                End of texts
“my mom is gonna be here in like half an hour so I’m gonna go try and find Alex” I told Nick while I stood up. 
He stood up too, “Ok, yeah I’ll go with you if you want! I mean he was the best player today”
I smiled then told him yes he could come with me. When we found him we saw him yelling at this one guy. We also saw Charlie there who looked like he was crying. Alex then went over to Charlie and asked if he was ok then they started holding hands unknowingly. It was so cute to see my little brother act like this for someone that wasn’t family. We both stepped over there. At first Alex was very defensive thinking it was that one guy from earlier, then he realized it was just us and he chilled out. 
“Who was that guy?” I asked Charlie and Alex.
“That was Ben Hope” Nick answered, “He is or was one of my mates”
“What happened?” I then asked.
Everyone was silent, 
Nick: because he obviously didn’t know
Alex: Probably because it wasn’t his business to share
Charlie: It might’ve been very traumatic what happened.
So you just skipped over it. I then told Alex that mom said that we were gonna leave in about now 20 minutes. Charlie and Alex then let go of each others hands. 
“Ok, then lets go wait outside because I for sure need fresh air after that dickhead did that to Charlie” Alex said while walking away. 
Once we went outside I finally had the nerves to tell him something. He got on his phone after we sat down at the table.
“Alex, can I talk to you?” I mumbled
He looked up at me then turned off his phone, “yeah, sure, go ahead” he replied.
“ I think I’m demisexual...” I blurted out.
He looked shocked, but not in a ‘I don’t understand’ way. He looked shocked in a supportive way. He hugged me and told me that he supports it.  
“One more thing as well,” I took a deep breath in and then let that breath out, “I’m also non-binary!” 
He then then gave me an even bigger hug. We ended up talking the whole time before mom came to pick us up, We figured out that we could keep my name to Y/n since it was a pretty gender neutral name. We did figure out that my pronouns would be they/them. (or whatever your pronouns are <3) 
                              A couple of weeks later 
                                   (cos idk what else to put)
Harry invited everyone to his birthday party. Almost everyone kept bugging Nick how this Tara girl was going to be there. I didn’t know who that was but it stung a little to hear it. I didn’t come out to Nick, but I have come out to Charlie. He obviously supported. They were good at using my correct pronouns, but no matter what every time I saw Charlie, what Alex said stayed in the back of my mind, “he has a crush on Nick”. You could tell he did, the way he smiled when he saw Nick, Alex saw it too. It broke his heart, though Alex didn’t look at him when he came back in the room he looked embarrassed and a little upset. 
(Back to the party)
Me and Nick practically hung out the whole night. That was until he disappeared with Charlie for a while. When they disappeared together I went to go find Alex, on my way to find Alex, I see two girls kissing and I couldn’t help but stare and feel happy, but you left before they saw you staring at them. Once I finally found Alex we started walking around the humongous house. Then our legs started getting tired and we were trying to find a room that wasn’t taken by couples also enjoying the night. Then we walked into this one huge room, and we were faced with Nick and Charlie kissing. Me and Alex both froze their. Both of our hearts in pain at the sight. Alex couldn’t watch what was happening so he ran off and I could tell that he was lightly crying as he ran off. Charlie then chased after him. I on the other hand was still frozen in the doorway. I then had snapped myself out of the trance I was in. I went over to Nick and sat down next to him. 
“So, you and Charlie huh?” I asked. 
“No, it-it’s not like that.” he answered. 
“It’s okay” I quickly said back.
“No! You’ve misunderstood y/n!” he exclaimed while staring you in the eye, “I’m just trying to figure out me, I don’t even know if I like boys like that. I just, I don’t know.”
I could hear him start mumbling out I don’t knows and then other stuff you couldn’t quite place. I then realized this could be your moment to finally tell him. 
I tapped him on the shoulder, “Nick, I need to tell you something. it’s very important that you listen” You explained.
He looked at me in a way that showed me that he understood.
“Ok,” I let a big breath out that I didn’t even know I was holding, ”I’m non-binary with they/them pronouns” (or whatever your pronouns are love) “I’m also demisexual too.” 
He looked shocked. His jaw was dropped, he didn’t expect you of all people to be part of the LGBT community.
“Nick? Are you ok?” I asked when he hadn’t said anything in a minute.
 Then all he did was give me his charming smile. Then told me that he supports me. 
A couple of days later because idk what else i would even put there ( he already took the homo test)
I was walking around the halls with my earbuds in, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw Nick.  “uh, Y/n can I talk to you..?” He asked.
“duh, you don’t even have to ask Nick!” I answered giving him a genuine smile.
“ok..” he had a nervous look on his face.
We went outside, where we usually sit together at.
“um so, y/n... I think I’m bisexual.” He told me.
“hey, you already know i support you!” I responded with another very genuine smile.
“I have feelings for person.” he admitted to. 
“oh? What is his name?” I asked.
“you just assume it’s a him?” he said with a gorgeous smile.
“o-oh its a her?” I stuttered.
his smile was a bit wider, “no actually it’s neither.”
You could feel butterflies in your stomach, could he be about you? Were you the person he had feelings for? 
“Who is it..?” I asked hoping it was me.
“Its- um, you.” He said with what looks like very nervous smile.
I had a blank expression. Was he fucking with me or did he actually like me? I can’t believe someone I like, actually likes me. Unfortunately for me I got lost in my thoughts and didn’t respond yet. 
“Y/n?” he said.
Snapping out of your trance, you were able to answer.
“Nick do you actually like me?” I questioned.
“Wha-? Yes I actually like you! What kind of question is that?” He told me, “You’re one of the best people I’ve ever met!” 
You smiled and hugged him, “I like you too Nick”
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close.
Ok- im not sure if i already sent this or not cause my cat climbed on my computer and i didn't see lol. Anyway, just imagine the whole Bee movie script is here, i didnt realize there was a character limit lol
Lmao this is the first time someone send me the bee movie script, I'm actually happy abt this??? Btw yes you sent it to me hehe, I'll save it in my inbox lol
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markzari · 2 years
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SHOELACES | H.R.J
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PAIRING | School au! Renjun x reader
SYNOPSIS | Renjun finally can confess and you let out your feelings
WC | 1.4k
WARNINGS | Angst? mostly just fluff.
A.N | I am finally making a post, it isn't too long. I know its shitty...
MARKZARI ©
Beom Narae is a girl who has many friends and is still in high school. 
Her closes friend that she has known for the longest is named Jeong Miyoung. 
They could be considered sisters in some eyes , They were never apart or should could never be Taken apart. 
One had a crush on the other but that person never noticed.
NARAE POV-
"Hey, I'm on my way to miyoung's house, this better work." Here I was, on a call listening to my older brother. He knew I liked her since he was only person I ever told. 
He thought It was a good Idea to ask her to prom as a 'joke' and so we could as 'friends' since we had no one else, or so I thought. "Bye, I'm going in. Love you" I said as I hung up.
I knew her code so I typed it in.
I opened the door with the envelope in my hand and I wish I never did. She was making out with choi minho, the most popular guy in school. 
My heart dropped as she gasped and pushed him off " I'm sorry, I should have told you sooner.." She said looking down. 
I forced a low smile and shook my head "It's fine. I'll just leave.." She was about to talk but I already walked out the door.
I let out a huge sigh "why do I have to be like this.." I chuckle to myself as my eyes water, "I just want to be like everyone else."
I crumbled the envelope in my hand "I guess i'll go alone."
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I arrived home and I slammed my apartment door. I lived alone with my dog and cat since my parents and brother are still in my home town, japan.
I see them running towards me "aww so cute, did you two miss me?" I laugh and he barked and she purred. 
her name is star and his name is asteroid. when I named them, I was into the galaxy a lot.
I drop my bags on my couch as I walk to my room. I do my night routine and soon fall onto my bed. 
I groan in pain from my back but soon I get comfy and drift off to sleep.
I wake up as I stretch and turn off my alarm. I let out a yawn and let out my anger as I remember yesterday. 
"why did I not knock first." I huffed and got ready and put on my uniform.
I put food in their animal bowls and put bred in the toaster  "Alright cuties, I be back around the same time, If its delayed then I'll call someone over. Ok?" 
They both tilted there heads and I smiled. I walked out the door as I grabbed my toast with jam and butter and ran to my car.
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I locked and hopped out the car. I saw students entering as I dashed to the door I was almost late.  The hall was pretty crowded  I didn't notice my Shoelace was untied. I tripped as someone caught me. 
"Don't forget to tie your shoelaces,love. I wouldn't want you falling for someone else"
I looked up and mumbled under my breath 'why is he here?'. He scoffed "Why are you acting like this, hmm?" He asked lifting up my chin. 
I bit my lip to hold back tears as I remember "I guess your not in a flirty mood." He said letting his hand rise to my hair.
He combed through my hair which calmed me down. "What happened now?"
He kissed the spot near my lip and smirked
I groaned and pushed him back
"Your so annoying."
He laughed
"You wanna skip class?" He asked with a slight smirk still on his face.
"Fine." I said grabbing his arm
We sneaked out of school and walked down the street.
"You wanna know why I was sad or should I say, rude?" I asked as he laughed and slowly nodded 
"Well I've never told anyone this but a few years ago I found out that I was bisexual. I liked females and males, I just couldn't own up to it. Until I met miyoung, she changed my life. I loved her so much, but..." 
I stopped talking as tear's flowed down my face and I felt like I was getting my heart broken again.
"She doesn't seem to look at me that why, she looks at me like a sister. I even saw her kissing Minho." I finally broke down completely.
He crushed me into his arms and let me cry my eyes out. 
After a few minutes I calmed down and soon drifted to sleep in his arms. -
I woke up on his chest, I looked around and it was his room. 
I yawned and saw that he was still sleeping. I looked for my phone and grabbed it from out of my bag and took a photo. 
I laughed to myself and curl back into his arms.
I stare at him, peacefully sleeping. I brush my hands through his hair as I smile "You are the best person I've ever had in my life. You know how to help me even when i'm sad,depressed, or ignorant." I laugh to myself.
"I love you for that. Thank you Renjun. I don't know what I could do without you."  I said as more tears went out of my eyes. 
I sniffed and stepped up from the bed until a grip pulled me back down.
"I love you too, Narae." He whispered in my ear as I felt something soft on my lips. I felt like my life was complete. He was the missing puzzle that I needed.
I kissed him back and we slowly broke apart. we stared at each other for awhile until we burst out into laughter. 
We went back to cuddling, "Does this mean that we are dating?" I asked as he nodded, I looked at the time and soon realized that we skipped some periods and It was almost lunch time. 
"OH SHIT!" I push him off and grab my jacket from off the chair. "GET UP YOU DUMB FUCK! WE HAVE SCHOOL!" I yelled to him as I saw a panic on his face. 
he darted to the bathroom and I ran to his car.
I even left my car at the school. After 5 minutes, I saw him coming into the car. He hopped in the driver's seat and let out a huge amount of air. "Alright, let's go. Buckle up." I buckled my seat belt as he started driving.
We made it back to school and ran through the back door of the building. 
luckily the bell rang just on time, students started leaving the classrooms and making there way to the cafeteria. We walked down the hall.
We made it to lunch in time. I saw Miyoung with Minho and groaned. There was no way I was going to sit there as a third wheel. 
It would be too awkward. So I sat down with Renjun with the other dream members. "hey" I said simply siting between Haechan and Renjun. Everyone was surprised that I wasn't with miyoung today.
"Oh, she is with her boyfriend over there. I felt like it would be awkward." I said to them, The all nodded in agreement "So, what's going on between you two?" Asked Haechan as he saw Renjun's hand on my leg. I look down "OOH, that's why your asking that.." I laughed out.
"We are dating." Renjun said shamelessly, eating his food. Everyone's jaw dropped. "HUH?" Jeno yelled, I laughed even harder. "well prom is in three days.." I said staring at everyone "So, I need to find a dress." Renjun stared at me since he forgot. He groaned.
"we can get that later." He said rubbing my leg. I nodded in agreement. "Anyway, where have you two been?" Jaemin asked. 
Me and Renjun stared at each other. "That's a long story.." We said at the same time.
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MARKZARI ©
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ruruthestarboy · 1 year
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Chapter 1 The Moving
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Lunar mom: I can't believe you never told me that you were getting bullied.
It sounded like she was mad but she was just disappointed that he didn't tell her sooner.
Byeol(Lunar): I'm sorry mom.
Lunar mom: No you don't have to apologize I know you probably didn't have the chance to tell me work been hard and I don't have time to be with you I should be the one saying sorry but hey look at the bright side at least you get to see your brothers and your dad again I gave them a call and told them that you were moving in with them.
Byeol(Lunar): WHAT but aren't you staying too.
Lunar mom: Sorry honey but I can't. I have to find a new job and get us a house and your father agreed with you staying at his house and guess what he taking you to the store to decorate your new room isn't that great I bet it will be fun.
Byeol(Lunar): I guess it will be fun.
Lunar mom: What is wrong sweetie?
Byeol(Lunar): I'm just so nervous. I haven't seen him in 6 years and I'm like 9 now. Does he even know how old I am and I don't know what he looks like and don't know what kind of person he is. Like what if he doesn't like me. What if I do something wrong and it makes my brothers not like me too and thinking of it makes me more nervous.
Lunar mom Calm down, it 's ok to be nervous. Look, we're here, look I'll go in to talk to him and you can stay in the car to calm down and when you're ready you can come in the house ok.
Byeol(Lunar): Ok mom.
Lunar mom: Great, come in when you're ready.
Mom walks out of and goes to the door and moves her hand up and begins to knock on the door Byeol(Lunar) begin to got more nervous when she start to talk to his dad when they got done talking to dad looks at him oh no Byeol(Lunar) thought as he begins to sink in his seat more as he's dad looks at him he was so happy when he looks away he's mom and dad walks in the house Byeol(Luna) begins to calm down. He begins to unbuckle his seatbelt and get out of the car he has a red ball in his hand and starts to bounce it, in the background you could see a window see Byeol(Lunar) Mom and dad talking.
Lunar mom: Yeah, sorry he's just really nervous to see you and his brothers again.
Lunar dad: It's ok people can get nervous when they meet people that they haven't seen in a long time, especially young kids like Byeol. What age is he now?
Lunar mom: He's 9 now. He just turned yesterday.
Lunar dad: Wow, it's been 6 years haha how time flies.
Lunar mom: Yeah I guess time does fly fast oh how have Ilgwang and Manwol been doing I believe their 17 right.
Lunar dad: They've been doing great like in school. Manwol(Moon) has been doing good while still getting A's and Ilgwang(Sun) still having trouble in science but still doing good in all of his other classes.
Lunar mom: That's great to hear.
Mrs Mun and Mr Taeyang kept on talking as
everything faded to Black.
Byeol(Lunar) was just bouncing his ball. He went in the backyard and started to run but then he tripped his ball bounce out of his hand and rolled into the forest. He got up and he could see his ball in the woods but he was too scared to walk in the woods to get it. He decided he was going to tell his mom if he could get it for him, he backed up and was about to turn around but something bounced off his leg. He looked down and saw his red ball. He bent down and picked it up then he looked at the forest.
Byeol(Lunar): Hello, "HELLO" umm well I just want to say Thank You if you're too shy that ok um will bye.
He was really to meet his dad. He opened the door and saw his mom talking to dad.
Byeol (Lunar): Umm hi.
Lunar mom: Honey I'm glad that you calm down.
Lunar dad: Hey kiddo how you been.
Byeol(Lunar): Um great Mr Taeyang.
Lunar dad: You know you can call me dad if you want.
Byeol(Lunar): I've been doing great dad.
Lunar dad: You want to go to the store to get stuff to decorate your room.
Byeol(Lunar): Yeah.
Lunar dad: Great, let's go.
Time Skip
At the store
Lunar dad: Are you done kiddo.
Byeol(Lunar): Yes.
Lunar dad: Great, let's go decorate your room. I'll help you out.
Byeol(Lunar): Okay.
Time Skip
At the house
Byeol(Lunar): Thanks for helping me decorate my room.
Lunar dad: No problem, kiddo anyways it's time for bed. I need help changing.
Byeol(Lunar): No, I can do it myself.
Lunar dad: Ok.
After Byeol gets his Pajamas. (I just imagine what he looks like with Pajamas OMG he so cute)
He got in and went to sleep.
Everything fades to black
This is just for people who don't have Wattpad I'm going to use Tumblr for posting Storys too this is the same story that I posted on Wattpad I really don't know if my writing is bad or good.
(BEWARE THIS STORY IS SHORT LIKE LUNAR) This is my quote don't steal it
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thesixearedjax · 2 years
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My dreams story
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Chapter 1 
POV {Redacted}: 
m-mom? What are you doing?! NO!! *Gunshot* 
“Ah! It was a dream... I hope...” I awoke from the dream (6366791) “Wait. What was I dreaming about again?” I forgot already? Odd.. I got up and got ready to go to school. As I was walking to school, I got a call from my friend Lunar. “Heyy bestie!!” “Hey Lunar, how's your morning so far?” “It's been good!” “Thats good. Hey, I`ll talk to you at lunch Oki?” “Oh ok..” I walked past some medium pink roses that also have white roses as well. I was wearing a Halloween hoodie (even though it was only September), jean shorts and black tights with black furry boots. 
When I got to school, I could tell that it was gonna be a shit day. Two fights already? It's like 7:59 in the morning!! “*Mumbles* I just want breakfast...” I walked into the giant building and walked to the cafeteria and sat down at my usual spot in the corner. “Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” “AHH! The hell Wukong??” My best friend decided at the last minute to be loud and hug me. “Sorry {Redacted}!” “It's ok, but please don't do that again.” “Oh alright..” my friend is trans and I like to call Him Sun Wukong, cause he simps for Monkey King in Lego Monkie Kid. I personally simp for Macaque, RedSon, MK, and Mei. Man, that’s a lot of characters... we got breakfast and sat back down. “Hey Sunny Boi, do you know what we are doing in science I forgot again..” “I don't remember either” “Oh well guess we`ll be surprised!” “Yep!” At 8:45 we departed to go to our classes. 
The entire day felt like a fever dream, but it didn't look like it. (927 48 2 373261) I got back home. “Home alone again? Not even a note damnit.” I went to the kitchen to get a snack. 
???`s POV: 
“Heh, you don't even remember the deal you made! Perfect.” 
I was watching J-{Redacted} again, after they ate their food, they left a note on faer front door. 
They were about twenty feet in the air on the swing. “I think this is a grand time to reintroduce myself! He's gonna fall off the swing and through my portal, and onto a bean bag chair! Splendid!” 
{Redacted}`s POV:  
“AHH!!” I was falling. not again! No! I landed on a purple beanbag. “Where am I?” “Welcome!” “Wha- where am I?!” 
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Where I was is still a mystery. “That is not important. What is important is that you are here to complete our deal!” “Deal?” “You really don't remember? Your job is to travel across the multiverse for me, you wanted an adventure.” they said. It was true I wanted a adventure... but I wasn`t expecting to basically be kidnapped! “Oki... um lemme guess.. Today is the day I start traveling the multiverse?” “Correct!” How did I forget?? “Oki soo that it?” “Yeah. Bye" 
Yet again I fell through a portal. Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiii I landed on some gray looking trees. Wait.. Gray trees!?! “Oh, I'm in the mindscape.” I fell outta the tree. “OW! Mother of sins! Fuck!” I looked around my surroundings. Gray trees were everywhere, tall gray grass aswell. Something caught my attention. Bill... I should awaken him! I walked over to Bills statue and reached out my hand. Then I shook his hand, while I waited for him to return to normal, I sat on a nearby rock. “I'm back?” I heard Bill`s voice say. I looked up and he was suddenly Infront of me. “So, are you the one who set me free?” Bill asked. “Ye I am” “Why? You know who I am right?” “Yes, I do, you are Bill Cipher!” I exclaimed. Bill looked a little surprised. “So, why did you free me?” “I wanted to, that’s all!” I then quickly said. “Yeah sure...” Bill was obviously skeptical.  
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Chapter 3 
Bill`s Pov: 
This kid is obviously hiding something, I just need to figure out what. The kid was wearing a black hoodie, jean shorts and tights underneath, with a pair of knee-high boots with fur poking out. They had short dark purple hair with the front of their hair bright red to contrast with the purple. They also had a backpack next to them. “What's in the backpack?” “Hm? Oh! Wait when did that appear?” they questioned. “Let's see what's inside!” they then said. I floated nearby/looking over their shoulder. They opened the backpack and pulled out a sticky note that was attached to a sketchbook, the note said ‘Hey {Redacted}! This a backpack for you, it has some of your stuff as you can see and a bunch of your favorite snacks! I hope you enjoy :)’ 
“Soo the stuff is yours?” “I guess so, well honestly I'm just glad they gave me my sketch book.” they replied. “Ooooh can I see your drawings?? Are there any of me?” I asked mostly jokingly. “Yeah, I have one of you, it's you as yourself and what I think you would look like as a human, but I think that it's still in my room.” they flipped to a probably supposed to be blank page and there the drawing was. “Oh. There it is!” they exclaimed. I grabbed the drawing and examined it. “Ooh the suit is nice! And I like the crown shaped eye patch!” Then I looked at the description. “My weaknesses are not making deals and lavender! Making deals is what I'm good at and I don't like the smell of lavender!” I was a little angry at the fact they knew a lot about me and my weaknesses. “You done ranting?” they asked, clearly not caring too much. “I was not ranting!” “Ima take that as a no.” I glared at them; they moved a little bit away from me but still had the same face. 
{Redacted}`s Pov: 
Well, I was expecting him to be a little mad. But I didn't really want to look as scared as I was, so I just moved a little away but kept the same expression. I was actually kinda scared though, if he wanted, he could torture me with a snap of his fingers! I grabbed the picture from him and put it in the backpack and slung it over my shoulder. I wonder what my friends are doing... I stood up and said, “So are we gonna do something or just stay here and be bored?” “Well, I`m gonna go back to the nightmare relm! You can stay here!” “Wh-what?! Nuh-uh! You are not leaving me behind!! I'm coming with you.” I was shocked. “Kid I don't think the nightmare relm is where you want be, you humans are very fragile!” “I think I`ll manage” I don`t want to be abandoned. 242461 
To decipher the numbers: https://www.quotev.com/story/15108326/how-i-make-secret-messages-And-messages-to-decipher
to be continued
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lovergirl42442 · 2 years
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Y/n Potter x George weasley Harry's hufflepuff sister 2
Its 5am so i wanted to write some more :)
Hogwarts Chapter 2
“Harry potter”  “go on harry!” I whispered. “Ahh, better be GRIFFENDOR!”
Y/n Potter “Omg..” “Ahh another Potter, maybe Griffendor, oh but maybe where the loyal and kind go…. Better be HUFFLEPUFF! Everyone clapped. I went to the Hufflepuff table and sat down next to this boy, tall with brown hair maybe in the 2nd year. “Hello,” “I’m Cedric Diggory.” “Y/n Potter, you can call me Y/N/N.” “Nice to meet you” I smiled at him. I thought he was cute but not for my liking. After the feast he gave me a tour of the Hufflepuff Common room. I was kind of getting worried about how Harry was. Cedric probably saw my worried expression. “Umm are you ok Y/n?” “Umm yes.” I went up to my dorm to try to get ready for next week's studies but fell asleep helplessly. The next morning I got dressed and went to the common room seeing Cedric waiting for me. “Good morning Potter.” “Morning Ced.” I stopped and blushed lightly.
“Can I call you that?” “Uh Sure.” “We walked to the great hall. I went to the Griffendor table to see if Harry was there. “Harry!” “Oh good morning Y/n” “Morning” I turned  to see Ron from the train and another set of Red heads. The twins caught my eye. I looked at one of them trying not to blush. “Umm Hi.” “Hello” they both said “I’m Y/n Potter” “George and Fred Weasley.” “Pleasure!” I walked away awkwardly. I saw that Cedric saved me a spot “Thanks” “No problem” . I could kind of see him blushing but I thought it was normal.  After breakfast Cedric went to go with his friend’s while I went to  class by myself.  I walked in the cord doors and recognized the twin’s from earlier. “Excuse me umm George is it? Can you help me find my
class?” He stared at me in a weird way like admiring my face. “George, Y/n has asked you something.” George caught attention again. “Umm sure I can help you.” He helped me and I couldn’t help myself from blushing. “Umm you okay? You look like a tomato.” “Oh umm I’m ok.” I saw him blush himself. “Well thanks.” He nodded and walked off “What a sweet man I said under my breath. I walked into class to see Cedric sitting next to a friend. The only open seat I could find was next to a Sytherin. If I could remember his name, his name was Draco. “Pottah”(I had to write it that way) “What do you want Draco?” “Do you want to hangout?” “No! Stop trying to get me to be your friend!” I went up to find another seat . After class was over I went to find Harry. “Harry!” he turned around. “Y/n!” We both hugged each other “How is class Harry?”
“Good, how about you?” “Draco was trying to get my attention.” “Gosh,” 
“Hey Pottah, changed your mind?” Draco said while walking towards us. “No you Dimwit!” I said. “I can change your mind.” “Leave her alone Draco.” “Ooo, you're so scary.” “Shut up Malfoy.” I pulled Harry away from him. “Ignore Malfoy.” “Umm Y/n, I need to go to class.” “Okay.. Bye Harry!” He walked off. I was looking for Cedric but then I saw The Weasley Twins. 
“Hey Y/n” They said it at the same time they usually do. “Hello,” “What class do you have next?” “Uhh DADA” “Cool so do we.” “Do you want to walk together?” “Sure.” “Y/n, how is it like being a pottah?” How is that even a question? I thought “Uhh idk.” “oh,” I saw George looking at me slightly but when I turned he looked at the ground. “We’re here” Fred said as we got in, Fred went to sit next to Lee, “Uhh i guess we sit here then.” “yeh” “i was trying to pay attention in class but i felt like George was looking at me the whole time. 
This is like the last part lol idk if i should write more :P
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animefreak2007 · 2 years
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Fallen angle :Part 1
“Come on, Alexander.you have to wake up” my mom said to me, standing in front of my bed. “ Your uniform is on your doorknob, get ready. Your sister is waiting for you.” I let out a small sigh and got up when my mom left the room. When I came out of the room, I heard my inpatient sister yelling at me “ it took you forever to get ready!” 
“It took me 4 minutes, not that long.” I said to my sister. “ Come on you guys, you guys need to hurry to the bus. it should be here any time now.” mom said to us, giving us hugs and kisses on the head. “ ok, well we should wait outside for the bus.” i said to my sister 
“ Bye lexi, Bye Alexander.”
“ Bye mom.” me and lexi said. It was about 3 minutes till the bus came. We were bus 6, there were so many people on the bus too. I looked over at lexi, she was also surprised to see so many people. Lexi and I have been homeschooled so we never really been to a real school, and we really never came outside of the house. So seeing so many people made us shocked. I saw my sister look at this one girl on our bus. She was short, blond, with glasses and dark blue eyes. I saw my sister blush a little, as we walked past her I was looking at the seat next to her seat. I knew that my sister wanted to sit there, so we sat there “ hello there.” said the blond girl next to us. “ hello.” said my sister and me
“I guess you guys are new here, my name is Sara willion.” “ I'm Alexander Sanders, and this is my sister. Lexi sanders.” my sister looked at me and whispered to me with a pouting face, “ I could have said that.” 
“ Sure you could, but as soon as you said your name. You would have probably stumbled on your words.”  when we were on the road,we saw this thing in the sky, it was like a silhouette of a person. I saw it fall down to the ground. “ d-did you see that lexi?” I said to her,
“ what? I don’t see anything but the river, and the road.... Are you going crazy?” “YEA, IT was probably MY IMAGINATION.” I said to her. 
 When we got to the school, Sara showed us around the school. My first class was math, and Lexi's first class was science.  
When I walked into the math class, everyone was looking at me. To be honest, I got a little scared.
“Umm...hello, I'm Alexander, A-Alexander sanders. After that, the teacher showed me where I would be sitting. I said thanks and sat there. When the bell rang, this one girl stopped me from getting out of the classroom, to my next class. “ Do you need anything?” i said to the girl “ oh, nothing much. I just wanted to see if you want to be friends?” “ Sure, my name is Alexander. But I think you already know that because of my introduction.” “Yea. My name is Alissa somer.what class do you have next?”
“ I have P.E next.” 
“ oh, we'll have fun with that class. I heard a rumor that in the 2nd hour something bad always happens.” 
“Okay, thanks for the warning.”
“ Ok, see you at lunch, Alexander.” 
“Ok see you alissa.” When I walked into the gym, I had to do the introduction all over again.
The teacher did attendance and told us to get ready. When I went into the locker room all the boys were whispering something. I went into the back of the locker room and got changed. When I got out of the locker room I saw all the boys chasing each other around the gym, and all the girls were talking about gossip, and then I saw this one boy standing in the corner of the gym, reading. I walked towards him “ hello, what book are you reading?”
He flinched and said “oh, umm.. It's a Harry Potter book.”
“ oh, that's cool you read Harry potter. What book are you on?
“ I'm on the 3rd one, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.”
“ you ahead of me. I'm on the 2nd one, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.” 
“ What's your name? My name is Alexander Sanders.” I said to him.
“ My name?”
“ Yeah.”
“ It's maven salwn.” 
“ Well it was nice talking to you Maven, but I think that the teacher is about to call us to go to the field.”
“Wait, so where friends now?”
“ I mean yeah, if you want to be friends.”
“Okay.” Maven said with a smile. When we went to the field, I saw people also talking to maven. He didn't look happy, so I went over there. “ Hello maven.” 
“ oh, hello Alexander” I saw the other people go away from him. I said 
“Are those people your other friends?” 
“ I guess I could call them friends, depending on what mood they are in.”
“ what do you mean by, what mood there in?” “Oh, forget that i said that, i don't know what i said that.” Malven said. 
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nebulablakemurphy · 2 years
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Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Pt. 8)
Summary: Y/N and Jacob attend the wedding of the century.
Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7
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Y/N grabs her vibrating phone off the nightstand. “Alice?”
“Are you alright?” The brunette say immediately. “I can’t see you.”
“I’m with Jacob. You can never see me.”
“Is this chick on something?” Jacob quips.
“I normally catch a glimpse at least. Nothing since yesterday.”
She did hunt yesterday, alone. Alice shouldve seen her then. “Should I come home then? Back to Forks?”
Jacob groans. It was supposed to be a month long vacation and location scouting for their big move to Alaska. A graduation gift from their new ‘family.’
“Well no, if you’re ok, stay in Denali. Sounds like Jacob isn’t ready to leave yet.” Alice shoots back.
“This is my last chance to be alone with her before the whole family comes to set up shop. Let me have this!” Jacob says into the phone.
“Have fun.” Alice sighs, “keep me posted and I’ll see you at the wedding.”
“See you at the wedding.”
“And not a second before,” Jacob adds, “bye Alice.”
Y/N ends the call. “Admit it, you miss them.”
“The Cullens?” Jacob huffs a laugh, “like hell I do.”
“Mhm,” she smirks, “you like Alice.”
“She’s alright.” Jacob remarks, “she worries about you.”
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“Jacob? Y/N! I didn’t think you guys were going to make it.” Bella rushes to hug the Y/H/C, almost unrecognizable in her wedding gown and heels.
“I thought we RSVP’d?” Y/N frowns at Alice, over her sister’s shoulder.
“Careful, she’s not zipped.” Jacob warns. Bella is one pull away from a show.
“Oh, sorry.” Bella apologies, moving away.
Jacob closes the back of Y/N’s dress with practiced fingers. She looks beautiful.
“Well you did say you were coming, but…no one’s heard from you in weeks.”
“We were scouting out a piece of land up in Denali. Alaska is really beautiful.” Y/N explains.
“Sent in the blueprint to get the ball rolling up there.”
“What?” This is news to Bella.
“Carlisle approved, of course, and funded. I can show you the lay out. We’ll all have plenty of room.” Y/N offers.
“I’m gonna set up a machine shop for me.” Jacob can’t shut up about it. “Y/N enrolled in some online accounting classes so she can manage the books.”
“You guys have it all figured it out huh?” Bella gives a watery grin.
“We do,” Y/N rests her left hand against the lapel of Jacob’s jacket.
“You look really happy.” Bella thinks back to the pictures at Jacob’s garage. Happy, carefree, glowing in love. They look like them again.
“We are,” Y/N says, looking to her boyfriend.
“Over the moon.” The wolf agrees.
“What’s going on in here?” Charlie guffaws, pushing the door open to peek inside.
“Dad!” Y/N rejoices, moving, at human speed, to wrap her arms around him.
“Welcome home, baby,” he returns the embrace. Resting his chin atop her head. “I’m glad you’re here.”
“Me too.”
Jacob waves, from the corner.
“You owe me a father daughter dance tonight.”
“Wouldn’t miss it.”
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Bella and Edward’s wedding is kinda beautiful. For an observer, one who doesn’t think they’re having a shotgun wedding.
Vows are exchanged, speeches are given, Y/N shoves a piece of cake in Jacob’s face. Things seem…normal.
“What?” Y/N demands, when she catches Jake staring at her.
He beams at her, “just admiring my girlfriend. That’s still allowed, isn’t it?”
“I guess so.”
Y/N’s mother approaches the table, already an emotional wreck from the night’s events.
“Honey!” Renee swipes at her fresh tears, the fact that she’s a little tipsy doesn’t help the theatrics. “You look so beautiful.”
“Thank you, mama.” Y/N chuckles, as she pulls her in for hug.
“Ugh, you’re freezing, baby.”
Jacob plays into this by draping his abandoned tux jacket around Y/N’s shoulders when they pull away.
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“You gotta admit, it’s kinda cool that being a vampire gave you spacial awareness and rhythm.” Jacob smiles at Y/N as they sway together.
Y/N gasps at him. “Are you implying that I couldn’t dance before?”
“No, I’m telling you, you could not dance before. Like not even to save your life.”
Y/N swats his shoulder.
“Ahh,” he hisses, “gentle.”
“Sorry.” Y/N half smiles.
Her father’s hand comes to tap Jake’s shoulder. “Mind if I cut in?” Charlie asks.
“All yours,” Jacob nods, kissing his girlfriend’s cheek. “I’ll go see if Renee wants to dance.”
Y/N takes her father’s hand. “How are you holding up, old man?”
“You know me.” Charlie grumbles.
“Yeah, that’s why I asked.” Y/N cocks her head to the side.
“I’m gonna miss having Bella around the house.” Charlie admits.
“Me too.”
“I’ll be a wreck the day you leave.”
Y/N sighs, “you’ll be alright.” He has to be. What she doesn’t tell him, is that day is coming sooner than he thinks.
Chapter 9
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yesitsmewhataboutit · 3 years
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Addiction
Vampire!Bakugo x reader
Summery: Bakugo loses control, and bites you, getting addicted to your blood, causing many other “unforeseen” occurrences
This is a adaptation of this story
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New school, new people, you get to re-start. You finish packing your bag, looking and straightening your uniform one last time before heading out of your bedroom door. You wave bye to your mom and join your older brother and sister, who are twins, ready to leave for the first day at your new school.
Once you make it to the school, you pull out the paper the school sent you. It has your locker number, combination, and class schedule. You make it to your first class and look for your teacher to ask where you should sit. You were a little early, so the class was still empty, except for a random sleeping bag on the floor.
The sleeping bag starts moving, and you realize there is a person in it. He pokes his head out, sleepy eyes looking at you. “You the new student? Y/n?” He asks. “Uhh, yeah.” You say. “I’m Aizawa, your teacher. Just take a seat anywhere. Others should be coming in soon or whatever.” Aizawa says, curling back up in the sleeping bag.
You look confused but turn and sit down at a desk, looking over all the information you have on your schedule to pass some time. Eventually, other kids, your classmates, start coming in. You take note, looking at everyone, trying to guess their quirk if possible. Finally, the class begins. Aizawa has you introduce yourself and explain your quirk. After that, he carries on with class as usual. After class, he assigns one of your classmates to take you around and show you the school and how to get places. His name was Bakugo.
He wasn't too thrilled that he was the one assigned and seemed rude a shame you thought he was hot at first. While walking with him, you notice he has hearing aids. Interesting. He showed you classes, the training area, the lunchroom, all that stuff. Rights you were walking from the training room, you felt something weird on your face. You bring your hand up to whip your nose, and when you bring it back down, there's blood.
“Dang it.” You say, stopping walking, causing Bakugo to stop and look at what you were doing. “Sorry. I get random nosebleed sometimes.” You say, pitching the bridge of your nose and tilting your head back. Bakugo immediately takes a few steps back away from you. “What's wrong with you? You idiot, why would you go around here bleeding like that? Get help. That ain't not normal!” Bakugo shouts, putting his hands up in a defensive way, backing away from you.
Since your head is back, you can't see him, but you hear him yelling. “Ok, ok. Jeez, well, wanna help and get a tissue?” You say sarcastically. When you hear no answer, you tilt your head a little to see what he’s doing, but he’s gone. You look confused for a second before you feel someone grab both your shoulders, yanking you back a few inches and then a sharp pain in your neck as if someone had just stabbed your neck with a broken fork. You feel your body get weak, and then everything goes dark.
Next thing you know, your wake up in a medical bed. You felt light, weak. You turn your head as much as you can and see Bakugo. He’s sitting in the corner, elbows on his knees while his hands are gripping his hair, and he looks like he has on some type of muzzle? Around his mouth? Not exactly a muzzle, but some type of tool keeping his mouth shut.
Just then, Aizawa walks in, and Bakugo stands, obviously upset. “Calm down, Bakugo. It’s your fault you’re in here.” Aizawa says in his usual tired tone. “My fault? It's her fault cause she started bleeding everywhere I couldn't help myself. I didn't want to do it, but it was the stupid instincts.” Bakugo, signs? You had noticed the hearing aids, but you didn't think he would know sign language. Was he deaf?
“Bakugo. I talked to your family. So you and I both know that the problem isn’t that you did it, but why you did it.” Aizawa says, his voice getting more deep and serious. “Yeah. And so what? It’s not like any of them care anyways. I still had somewhat control I didn’t fully do it. Just take this stupid thing off me.” He signs, his hands moving slower and speeding up as he kept signing. “We can’t do that. We can’t risk it. You don’t know how that works in the first place. If your body wanted to and you were already out of control, then maybe you did without realizing.” Aizawa says. “Whatever. Well, why do I even have to be in here? If you're so concerned, shouldn't I technically not be near her? And even if I did, you said you talked to my folks, so then you already know I'll have to do it again.” Bauko signs. “You have to stay cause IF you did, then nobody wants to deal with you if they mess something up. And let’s get one thing clear, if you did do it, it will not be happening again. There are other measures we have that will deal with that, and so you better hope you didn’t, cause trust me, you ain’t gonna like them.” Aizawa says.
After that, it looks like Bakugo finally gives up. Not even attempting to sign anything else. “What did he do?” You finally manage to say. Both their heads snap in your direction. Bakugo reaches over, hitting Aizawa’s arm to get his attention, so he looks at him. “How bad were those “measures” you were talking about?” He asks, his eyes never leaving your direction. “Don’t tell me, already?” Aizawa sighs. Bakugo nods, “I guess I may have blacked out for a second.” He says. “It only needs a second to be a problem. Ok, ok. One minute, I’ll be back.” He turns to you, “We’ll explain everything in a while just give me some time, Y/n.” Aizawa says, quickly leaving the room after.
Bakugo goes and sits down in the chair he was in. “What happened? What did you do?” You ask. He looks at you for a second but doesn't sign anything. “I can understand sign language. You don't have to be able to speak. Why do you have that thing on anyway?” You say. “I feel like an animal. I hate this thing.” He finally signs to you. “Why would they put that in you?” You ask, confused.
He sighs but then stands, walking closer to you. “It’s complicated. But-“ He trails off, his eyes zeroing in on the bandage on your neck and the blood that was leaking through it. It hurts to move, but you tilt your head to see what he’s looking at and see the blood and the bandage. “Oh, man, what happened?” You ask, not remembering why it's there. “I bit you.” He signs. “What? Repeat that I don't think I understood it correctly.” You say, thinking you misread it.
He gives a look like he doesn't want to say it again. “I B.I.T you.” He spells it out this time, and you sit there looking dumbfounded. “Y/n. I’m a vampire. I bit you.” He signs again. “Ok... Why...?” You ask, suddenly a little scared. “Your nose was bleeding. I smelled the blood and lost control.” He signs, sitting back in his chair. “So... Is something gonna happen to me now...?” You ask. “It's complicated, but maybe, possibly, I don't know, ok? Just wait until Aizawa comes back.” He signs. You say ok, sitting back in the bed, wondering what's going to happen to you, scared for the future.
Aizawa comes back a few minutes later. "Did you tell her?" Aizawa asks Bakugo. He nods. "Um, I still have some questions." You say, getting their attention. "Am I going to be ok? Like what's going to happen to me? And I heard you guys talking. What's the full story?" You ask, sitting up. Aizawa looks at Bakugo, who gives him a nod. "As Bakugo told you, he's a vampire. Vampires like him are usually attracted to someone's blood, but the fact he bit you is a little out of the ordinary. You're not permanently connected to him or anything but now that he's had your blood, and we know he's attracted to it, then he's going to want to drink more of it, which could cause problems in the future." Aizawa tells you.
"Why do you have that thing on his month? That's kinda extreme, don't ya think? He's not an animal." You say. "Well, true. But if he's more likely to try to bite you again now." He says. "Would it kill me?" You ask. "No, but-" He starts before you cut him off. "Ok. Then I don't see a problem." You say, getting him and walking toward Bakugo and finding the latch to take off the thing around his mouth. "Uh, thanks," Bakugo says. "No problem." You say, smiling up at him.
Aizawa didn't like the fact of letting Bakugo loose yet, but he let it slide. Aizawa warned him if he felt himself want your blood again, or any other still out of the ordinary, he needed to tell him. After Aizawa left, Bakugo stayed for only a few seconds. "Replace that bandage," Bakugo said, nodding to your neck before walking out of the door.
When you're back home, your family tries to ask about what happened. You only tell them small details. After a while, you went to your room, continuing life as usual. "Dinners ready!" Your sister calls. You get up from your bed, making your way to the kitchen. "Y/n, I made your favorite." Your mom smiles. "Thanks." You say, sitting down. You grab a plate, fill it and get quick to start eating. The second you put it in your mouth, it tasted different. Not bad, but not good either. It didn't taste like it always did. It tasted weird. You didn't want to bother anyone about it, so you just kept eating and didn't think about it.
After dinner, you go back to your room, getting ready for bed. Your head feels weird like you're dizzy. You lay down, hoping it'll go away by morning. "Y/n, can you help me move my bed?" Your sister asks.
"What? No, do it tomorrow."
"Come on, please? I can't do it alone."
"Not right now, Cami."
"Pleaseeee, it'll be quick."
"Not. Right. Now. Cami."
"I have a bunch of stuff to do tomorrow. It can't wait."
"CAMI, I SAID NO, NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM."
You weren't one to get angry and yell, so when your voice raised, your eyes darkening, Cami was frightened. "Y/n? You ok?" She asks. You feel your head spinning, and you lay back down. "I'm trying to sleep." You say, turning your back to her.
In the morning, you feel better, getting up to go to school, acting as nothing happened. In the middle of the day, you stop at you're locker, putting some of the extra books in there. In you're peripheral vision, you see someone walk next to you. You look over, seeing it's Bakugo. "Hi. What's up?" You ask. "Nothing, checking up. You good? Nothing weird going on?" He says. "No. All good." You say, closing your locker and looking at him.
Bakugo stares at you, his eyes zeroing on your neck. "What?" You ask. "You sure you're ok? Your blood...it smells sweeter than before." He says, slowly walking closer to you. "Bakugo?" Your eyes scan him as he itches his face near you, his mouth slightly open, showing his fangs, ready and waiting to bite. "Bakugo!" You say again this time he snaps out of it, stepping back a few steps.
He blinks a few times, taking in a few breaths before turning around and walking away. You don't understand what happened, but you shake it off and continue your day. Later, you were getting ready to meet your brother and sister to walk home. You packed all your stuff and started walking toward the exit of the school. As you were walking, a group of girls stepped in front of you, staring daggers. "Can I help you?" You ask. "Stay away from, Bakugo." One of them says, her arms crossed. "Excuse me?" You say, scanning them. "I said, stay away from him. You skank." She said, her head bobbing with each word.
By now, a group was gathering. They saw the group of girls and how they all were challenging you. "Who are you calling skank? I barely even talk to Bakugo." You say your anger level, starting to rise. Neither you nor the girls noticed Bakugo joining the crowd, watching everything happen. "Listen, tramp-" she starts. "What did you just call me?" Your eyebrows raise, and you step closer. Bakugo doesn't miss the way your eyes change, your energy shifting to something different. Your vision goes red with anger, and you make a sudden move, launching yourself toward her. But Bakugo is a second faster, wrapping his arms around you, locking you in place as you struggle to get to the group of girls. He doesn't say anything, only dragging you away.
He's strong. Strong enough to be able to still have his arms around you and walk almost normally as you struggle against him. He gets to an empty hallway, shoving you against the wall and holding his hands on your shoulders, trying to keep you still. "Hey. Hey. Firecracker, calm down." He says, trying to get you to look at him. "No! No! I'll rip that girl to shreds!" You say, still struggling. "Quit it. Open your mouth." He says. "What? Why?" You ask, turning your head away from him slightly. He rolls his eyes, making an annoyed groan and grabbing your mouth, trying to force it open. You start struggling more, trying to wiggle your face out of his hand. He squeezes your jaw, forcing it open and looking inside.
He curses quietly, seeing exactly what he expected to see, small fang-like teeth grown in your mouth. Finally, you snatch your face away from his hand. "What are you doing?" You spit out. "Y/n. I need you to calm down before I let you go." Bakugo says, surprisingly calm. You pout, letting out a breath. "Fine." He moves his hands, letting you relax. "Alright. There's more to the story about me biting you." He says. "Ok? What is it?" You ask. "When a vampire, like me, bites a human, and it's not for hunger, my fangs release a substance that turns the human into a vampire. It does that as a way for you to be compatible with me. That's why your blood changed, I didn't think about it before, but that would be why your blood smells sweeter to me. It's changed in a way to be more to my liking." He says.
You stand there speechless. You reach your hand up to your mouth, running your finger around your teeth, feeling the small sharper teeth he referred to. "So I'm a vampire now?" You ask. "No. Not fully. I didn't bite you for long before they pulled me off. Only a little got released. That's why you have the small fangs, heightened aggression, and I'm guessing food taste different." He says. You nod. "Will I have to only drink blood from now on? Can I eat?" You ask, all the information starting to really sink in. "No, you can eat. Nothing will be as good as it was before, but you'll have some joy from it, I guess. You will need to start drinking blood, but you won't be able to turn anyone into a vampire since you aren't a full one. That's why your fangs are smaller."
You genuinely have nothing to say. It's crazy to think about. How were you going to tell your siblings? Your parents? This is going to be a mess. "I should also tell you that, even if I bite you again, it won't change anything. It won't turn you into more of a vampire. What's happened is set." He says, slowly starting to step closer to you. Bakugo leans down, running his nose around on your neck. "I'll probably get in a lot of trouble for this. But I'm still parched. It's like your blood's calling me." His voice is low, his eyes closed. "Can I?" He asks. You don't know what the feeling is, but you feel drawn to him, the need to please him, your body almost tingling because of how close he is. "Yes." You say, baring your neck to him.
He opens his mouth, snaking an arm around your waist, pulling your body against his, his fang sinking into your neck. It's only a second of pain before you feel him, like a connection to him. He squeezes you, almost like he's trying to squeeze more blood out of you. His free hand's pressed on the back of your head, fist balled in your hair. Finally, he stops. He lets his arms loose, letting you go as you slump against the wall, looking at him. He pants slowly, looking over your whole body. "Ok. My turn."
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks!
Youguys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey
sticks,dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All
right,here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no!
You'redating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be
lunch formy iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former
queenshere in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see
how,by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but
thereare other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your
smokinggun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out
likethis. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But
isn'the your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see
anickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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