C.O.: Nichols! Are you giving oral to Morello right now??
Lorna:
Nicky: Nooo! I- was just performing orgasm therapy on her to cure her hysteria! You know, patriarchy style!
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*PTs play cards*
Akechi: What are you playing?
Ann: A game as old as time.
Akechi: Yeah? What's it called?
Futaba: Exclusion.
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Tom: I've made you breakfast
Harry: This food looks like something a walrus would regurgitate to feed its least favorite baby
Tom: I'm never doing anything nice for you ever again
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Quote Suzanne ‘Crazy Eyes’ Warren: They said… I’m crazy. Lorna Morello: You wanna know what I think, Suzanne? I think crazy is just a word people invented to keep the extra-interesting people down. OITNB 5.9
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"I used to spend a lot of time thinking how I could make you love me. Like, if I had long pretty hair, or if I made a chocolate cake with frosting, or if I had a green bicycle. The answer is, you're not a nice person. You're a mean person. And I used to think you was a yellow dandelion, but psshh... you're all dried up with the puff blown off."
Uzo Aduba as "Crazy Eyes" in Orange is The New Black
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The real reason why they didn’t save the plane. Homelander was too busy talking about his bbq tiddies.
based on this vine
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Person A: They stole me a ring off a corpse.
Person B: How romantic.
Person B: Illegal and creepy, but very romantic.
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squeals in how cute ur messages to cherry are
biggest tyuntwinz supporter fsfs
MOOONN 🥺🥺🥺 thank you so much~ i love writing her little letters about my adventures bc they always lead back to her in some way everything is about cherry if you try hard enough (jk i don’t need to try hard 🤭🩵)
thank you for being so so sweet and supporting us moony 🥺🥺 i love you!! 🥺🫶🏾🫶🏾
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I believe this world’s a damaged place. If you can find a sliver of happiness, stay in it as long as you can.
Monk Paul (Sean Casey)
Orange is the New Black
Toast Can’t Never Be Bread Again
Season 4, Ep. 13
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Yoga Jones:
Do you know what a mandala is?
Piper Chapman:
Um, those are those round Buddhist art things.
Yoga Jones:
The Tibetan monks make then out of dark sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they're done, after days or weeks of work, they wipe it all away.
Piper Chapman:
Wow, that's, that's a lot.
Yoga Jones:
Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when you're done, pack it in and know it was all temporary.
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