#oh the irony to be scammed
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Azul and Idia stare at each other from across the game board. Idia lets out a sharp toothed grin at Azul. He has the mer right where he wants him. Sweat trickles down Azul’s brow. He can feel the pressure on all sides. His hand clutches the dice, Idia looks on in impatience. With a surge of bravery, Azul releases the dice onto the table.
“GO BACK FIVE SPACES?! THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY A SCAM!”
Idia nearly falls out of his seat cackling.
#oh the irony to be scammed#this is every board game between the two until Azul learns to rig the dice#because of course he does that#azul is such a little bitch#a little petty bitch#I would give him a forehead smooch for his pettiness#idia most definitely has pictures of azul nearly throwing the board over in anger#it’s how he gets Mostro to deliver instead of him having to eat in restaurant#can be read as#azul x idia#idia x azul#azul ashengrotto#twst azul#idia shroud#twst idia#twst#twisted wonderland
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Bdubs protecting Etho from "shady deals" as if the guy didn't scam half the server and made a fucking song about it in ss7.
#imagine protecting the guy whose past business ran solely on scamming ppl#oh the irony#etho#ethoslab#bdubs#bdoubleo100#hermitcraft#ethubs
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this “slam the scam!” email reads exactly like the scams it’s theoretically trying to warn people about lmaoooo. like it lists off five descriptions of common scams and this email has four of them straight off the bat
#oh the irony#the only thing it doesn have is 'pay me with gift cards'#but instead has a 'click here!' link#which as a scam email? very well played#unless this is the actual ssa#in which case#lmao Yikes™
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Andrew Tate, a huge hypocrite, is the perfect example of: create the disease, sell the cure." Now, let me explain.
Tate starts off with his webcam business. He openly admits on camera - filming and releasing the footage himself -, that not only is he purposefully manipulating girls, making them fall in love with him (he himself calls it and actively uses the term "lover boy method" as a descriptor) but then also convincing them to work for him as cam-girls, telling those women that they could get rich together if she would simply start instrumentalizing her body and sexuality. He continues to explain in great detail how exactly he emotionally abused those women, lied to them and used several manipulation tactics on them. But I'd rather not mention all that here, since that would open up a whole new conversation and take too long to fully dive into this.
He also admitted on camera that he robbed them of about half of the money those women made "working for him" and then states and I quote: They thought they were on 50% and I said that the despair of the money was because of taxes."
He continues to talk about men "falling in love" with the women he recruited for his Webcam business which were selling their houses, spending all of their life savings etc. in order to pay for the cam-girl services and he commented on those men's actions saying," give me all of it" admitting he didn't at all care for the lives or fates of those men. Tate built his whole empire on being a pimp, which he defines as and i quote again" being a positive, inspirational, motivating person", exploiting and extracting money from lonely, depressed, porn-addicted men.
Now something might start to click. But isn't he a known advocate for those exact men? Telling them that porn consumption is bad, to get their health and depression in check, recommending going to the gym and preaching about how much he hates prostitutes?
He's an advocate for men's suffering and problems? After he caused so much damage to them, making money off of them, taking advantage of them and furthered their misery? The irony.
First he scammed those men, taking their money with good conscience, now he is an advocate for them, making them hate the kind of women he himself manipulated into this, talking about how bad porn is, when he literally owned a webcam business. And don't dare to come at me with "but people change, maybe he learnt from his mistakes".
For now I just recounted why he's a huge hypocrite but now let's focus on why he is a huge mysognist. He has said many things I don't even want to recount, including but ofc not limited to him demonstrating how he'd hit a women in the face that would "misbehave" and not "listen to him" and I have also unfortunately personally seen the video footage that is going around of him beating up a woman with a belt.
One example out of his many many statements so I can further lead on with this text: He further talks about his webcam business, saying "the only girls i couldn't recruit, were girls who had rich parents. Because they're like: Oh, but I don't need that money, my parents are rich! Girls are gonna get their Luis Vuitton bag either way." Implying how all women are superficial and only rich parents prevent a girl from being a "hoe". He got his fame and money from the same women he continues to publicly shame now.
He damaged women and men at the same time, yet there's still people, mostly men, defending him saying "yeah, but he also sometimes tells things that are true!". I appreciate your intention to differentiate and trying to filter through the many bullshit things he's said just so you can cling on to a single true statement.
Even the worst person sometimes has valid points, but that doesn't mean that we can just overlook the things he did in the past and the overall harm he has caused and is STILL causing.
Aside from all of this stuff, Tate continued to deny many of his statements he himself posted online before, showing massive double standards. It seems like he just tries to profit off what's giving him the largest, most uncritical fan base and by targeting incels who love to follow and hear an "alpha male" talk about how "all women are bitches", fueling their anger due to being rejected by women, he seems to have found a goldmine.
He promotes harmful, misogynistic views on women, promoting toxic behavior towards them and is imprinting on the minds of young, impressionable, vulnerable men.
If after knowing all this, you're still a defender of Tate, you might be just as bad as Tate himself.
#feminism#internalised mysogyny#radical feminists do interact#radblr#radical feminism#radical feminist community#radical feminists do touch#andrew tate
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This scene sort of broke me. Because it starts funny (oh, he made a counterfeit gold piece and left it here ages ago) and then his reason for it comes out and it's crushing:
I mean, his solution is very NYZ whimsical but when you think about it for more than a second, it's horrifying - he was so desperate to be remembered by someone, anyone, for the world to have proof he existed, that he was all "if I scam someone, they will remember and curse me, that's being remembered." Like!!!!
Ruyi shares she had the same fear and that's the thing - all of them think about this; the emissary they killed was also terrified of it (and she was forgotten, as she feared, the higher ups finding it more convenient). Someone like Shisan seems to have accepted the impermanence of it all and is all "as long as I have booze, women and my bros, who cares what happens after" but it is also a trauma response, isn't it? All of them are very damaged by their way of life because it's not something that can leave you well-adjusted.
Darlings!!! But also the irony of them saying they are cruel and immoral when, despite their body count, neither of them could compare in immorality and monstrosity with the two emperors they serve/served.
Death flags have just reached critical singularity. He is dead and she is dead.
The way he knows she would like mirror reassurance! The fact that for the two of them it's an epic gift to be told "once you die, you will be remembered." My heart!
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Disobedience (Fanfic)
A new chapter of my Lies of p Fanfic series (´ ω `♡)
Silence
Pinocchio and Geppetto were looking at each other, Pinocchio had always done what his father asked of him, he had never disobeyed anything he was ever told, no matter how hard the task, usually involving a high amount of danger and some questionable choices, and yet he just didn’t listen this time when it came to something as simple as not leaving the house.
He opened his mouth but before he could say a word Geppetto spoke.
“And don’t lie to me”
Okay, okay, it’s not so bad, nothing bad happened and he had a good time, he just had to explain and-
“Hey I don’t want to say I told you so but-
Pinocchio grabbed Gemini's cage, no I don’t need to hear this.
“I told you so” Gemini’s chirping stopped, it was better to no longer get involved, but he couldn’t help himself, he just had to let him know.
“Well, were where you?” Geppetto sounded more stern, his patience starting to run out.
“Elysion Boulevard” He figured being direct and not walking around the issue would be the best.
Geppetto sighed. “I told you not to go anywhere, why didn’t you listen to me? I’m disappointed in you”
Disappointed.
Why?
After everything he had done, shouldn’t he have more faith in him? He could take care of himself just fine, he was mad, and he raised his voice.
“Well, nothing bad happened! I just looked around and talked with Eugénie, I’m capable of wandering around just fine!”
Geppetto was taken aback, Pinocchio had never raised his voice at him before.
“It doesn’t matter if everything went fine, I told you not to do something and you did it anyways, you can’t disobey me like that”.
“I just want to go outside, why don’t you let me go outside? I can handle it, I’ve handled worse things than just strolling in the streets!” Pinocchio’s voice was getting louder.
“What if someone recognized your puppet body? What if someone had tried to take advantage of you? Pinocchio you are very naive, there are a lot of evil people wandering”
Oh as if he didn’t know about evil people and how to tell them apart.
“I’m… I’m smarter than you think you know!”
“Pinocchio got tricked over and over again by those stalkers with the cat and fox masks, you might be smart but you are just too… innocent”
That. That was just different, they weren’t evil, they were just… desperate, and the Black Cat was sick, they were just trying to survive out there, and… and they kidnapped his father but… but he was okay and they told him that they truly meant no harm.
“And what is that thing you have on your bag?”
He remembered the small plush he had won on the raffle. He took it out of the bag and showed it to him.
“I won this, on a raffle, it was free! And it was fun, it’s nothing bad, you can ask Gemini”
“Well that is true, we got it for free” Gemini spoke up, it was the truth after all, and he didn’t really want to see his friend get into more trouble.
“What if it was a scam? What if you had gotten tricked again?”
Ugh, what if, what if, what if.
Gemini realized the small irony of it, but Pinocchio didn’t and he just got more angry.
“What if doesn’t matter! Why don’t you trust me?”
“I do trust you but you have to listen to me, I am your father, I know what’s best for you”
“I just wanted to have some fun, I’m bored being stuck here all the damn time!”
Pinocchio swore at him, now Geppetto was getting angry and louder as well.
“It’s for your own good!”
“Is it for my own good or your own good?”
“IT IS for your own good, you are being a brat and you are going to face the consequences for it”
Pinocchio wasn’t just angry anymore, he was furious, why couldn’t his father understand that he was capable of taking care of himself?
“WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN TO ME? I’M FINE JUST ON MY OWN!”
“BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO LOSE YOU, I CAN’T LOSE YOU TOO!”
The room became quiet.
Pinocchio looked at his father’s eyes, he was sad, he was desperate.
“Look son, I… I…”
But Geppetto couldn’t form more words, his throat felt tight, he couldn’t speak anymore.
Pinocchio didn’t know what to say, he understood that his father had already lost one son and he only wanted to protect him. But he was being overprotective and even overbearing.
“I’m sorry” Pinocchio was sorry, for disobeying him, for making him worry.
“I shouldn’t have done that, but Father please, I am strong, strong, and capable, I can’t just be here all the time, I want to be happy, and I can’t be happy here all the time” Pinocchio was speaking with his heart. “Please trust me that I’m competent just own my own, have faith in me”
Geppetto’s voice was coming back at him, deep down he knew, knew that he was being over-controlling, that he wasn’t taking his feelings into account. Pinocchio saved them all, and yet he was treating him as a fragile little boy.
“I’m sorry Pinocchio, I shouldn’t have treated you that way”
The room was quiet again, both looking away from each other.
“Son”
Geppetto got closer to him, opening his arms and giving him a hug.
“I trust you”
Pinocchio hugged him back. For a few minutes, they embraced each other, before finally letting go.
Pinocchio wanted to ease his father’s mind further.
“I won’t go outside anymore without telling you first”
Geppetto smiled. “Then it’s settled, now, it’s late let’s just get some rest”.
With that being said, they both went to get some deserved rest.
#lies of p#lop#lies of p pinocchio#lies of p geppetto#liesofp#lies of p game#lies of p fanfic#ao3 link#ao3 fanfic
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I wish I could find the tweet to show you maybe they deleted it coz I can't find it. It said something like je is pandering to pretty smart girls and it's working when I tell you I howled! He is literally dating a girl who's mom went to jail for trying to scam a submission into college for her daughter when she couldn't get in normally. And then they will pretend to be blindsided when he links up with his own Kylie in future lol! Ah the internet hype cycle.
He is literally dating a girl who's mom went to jail for trying to scam a submission into college for her daughter when she couldn't get in normally. And then they will pretend to be blindsided when he links up with his own Kylie in future lol! Ah the internet hype cycle.
🤣😅🤣
Rofl 😅
Chiiiiilllle.....That college admissions scandal still baffles my mind to this day lol 😆
Like, how does your kid grow up in the lap of luxury, have access to the BEST schools, comes from a family with TONS of money 💶, fame, prestige, is WHITE, and your kid STILL can't get into a decent college so you decide that you have to CHEAT the system? 🥴
I still don't get that lol...
If her grades were THAT bad, the poor girl would have actually done better to get into the local Community College down the street, transfer to a University after a couple of years, and then graduate maybe not from an Ivy League school, but at least one that's accredited and has great programs. 👍🏾 Her name and image would have been SO much better.
Now, her name is forever tainted, and I'm not even sure she can get into any institution now.... 🥴 Oh the irony. 😔
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A Summery of Empires SMP the Musical
Prismarine: Oh wow, I’d forgotten how peaceful this server was
The Great Salmon Scam: Oh, the cod war! simpilar times, this was such a great moment (and such a catchy song!)
The Stand Off: the irony of them both going to sausage! oh what fun! also, empires smp the western?
Reel Love: *sobbing* why can’t I have what they have!!
Something Old, Something New: Yeah, get it girls! rock those dance moves!!
It Takes Two To Tango: The best song, no contest, “you can disagree, your wrong though /J “-seapeekay, in an all things mcc video.
Deal With Destiney/The Blue Axolotl: Ah the ol’ classic and the only two i could actually sing to.
Your Old Friend Xornoth: dying at the nicknames, and the backup vocals (I think it was maddie) being so close to saying fuck
The Crown Pt1/2: It shouldn’t be so sad, but it is and I know why
Water You Thinking: okay, maybe It Takes Two To Tango has some contest
Let Them Eat Cake: the most character development in one song, love it 10/10. (also was the AHA a last life reference?? it must’ve been right!)
Happily Ever After: hahaha, I wish- wait why is everyone flossing??
The Rapture: *quietly sobbing in the background*
This felt like a fever dream, and i loved every second. thank you so much Lizzie for this. let it be known i’m memorizing every one of these.
#empires smp#empires smp season 2#empires smp the musical#song reviews#badly sumerized#this is basically describe a movie terrible#empires smp lizzie#deal with destiny
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Post prison blues
previously on
Thinking sad thoughts today.
So, after 0 Kiryu, crushed by the guilt after what happened with Tachibana, comes back to the yakuza world, despite seeing it for what it is now, and not liking it one bit. Because he has to "take his responsibilities" there. Has to be the pillar of good in this wretched world. Sure. Cool. Awesome hero complex there, can see the overwhelming weight of guilt and self- punishment peaking through.
So he goes on like that for about 7 years, right? Even hangs out with his family and has some fun sometimes. Gaining respect, while his boss slowly declines from a competent yakuza to a pathetic drunk reckless mess (partially thanks to the events Kiryu had a part in back in the day). And then terrible horrible no good day comes, when Nishiki has to save Yumi from that disgusting pathetic man by shooting him to death.
Oh, the sweet days of y0, when Kiryu promised his brother that if they'll have to kill somebody, they'll cross that bridge together. Be there for each other. Oh, the irony of Kiryu being late, just a couple minutes late (he is always late, late fixing things with Jingu, late to save Tachibana, late, late, late all the time) and Nishiki having to take action himself.
Oh, the even bigger irony of Kiryu not staying to be there for Nishiki facing it with him like they promised. But taking all of that burden on himself. Standing up for his brother, sure, but also separating from him in this one move, too. For long, long 10 years.
Do you think Kiryu felt relieved taking, wrestling this burden all to himself? Here it is, the big grand Repenting, the thing that almost makes up for all the bad things Kiryu thinks he's done. He can leave the yakuza world now, officially, and go out doing something noble, and good, helping his brother… who will have to live with the consequences of this grand saving gesture, but alas. Kiryu will not be there to feel the suffocating weight of his kindness.
And, seeing in what state Kiryu gets out of prison, I'm gathering that for 10 years behind bars Kiryu… didn't do much. Didn't socialize, didn't exercise, didn't think of much but day to day life. Just sat there in his cell dissociating. And I get that prison is a pretty traumatic, deprivation torture machine on itself. But still.
And so, eventually he gets out. With sun high and bright, the guards give Kiryu back all that he had on him at the time of the arrest: a couple long expired energy drinks, and his old dusty suit that hangs on his frame a bit now. He drinks the energy drinks, because the new prices on them are bitey, and punks on the street punch twice as hard now.
And he did his time, he repented, right? He's free? He can barely afford a taxi, and neon lights burn his eyes, and no one, not a single soul comes around to greet him. He is a legend now, a rumor, a Figure, and, as always, a pawn to play in some grand ol' scheme.
Only Kamurocho stayed the same with all the gangs and scams and nightlife. Kiryu almost feels at home there, helping out random people, getting back into old hobbies… and through it all there's only one person who treats him normally. As normally as he can, at least. The only person who seeks Kiryu out, and is glad to see him, and is trying to help him get on his feet, get his strength back. And is also ready to do normal, mundane stuff with Kiryu, too.
Guess- guess who it is guys. The one person who thought Kiryu most definitely killed his boss, but still made an effort to help him readjust to life again. Albeit in his own, kinda fucked up way.
How long do you think it took for Kiryu to start appreciating and looking forward to his encounters with Majima? Because in the game it was by the 2nd or 3d one :'D
I can't wait to translate our logs and notes on Majima Everywhere! :3c
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#kazumaji#kiryu kazuma#goro majima#yakuza#rgg kiwami#this is canon now#there's a lot of logs to go through lots of cool stuff#it's just I gotta translate them all to english first#so yeah
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Code Red
You had to have a code. You know, even if only because it sounds good when you say it out loud. People are suckers for that sort of thing. I kill people. Oh no! But I have a code. Oh, that's all right then. It doesn't really matter what it is: some vague banalities, a handful of platitudes that everybody follows anyway. It gives the impression that your work is underpinned by some veneer of morality, or at least the rules of civilisation. That's good. Nobody wants to hire a savage.
With a code under your belt, you aren't just a soulless murderer who would do anything for the right price. Of course, the irony is that talking about the code is great for business, like a USP to differentiate yourself from the common or garden hitmen out there, to make your clients think they're getting a more prestigious service. A killer with discretion. Somebody they could trust, even though the whole thing is basically a scam.
No children or animals. That's always a good one. As if anyone would hire you to off the neighbour's chihuahua, even if it was being particularly yappy. Few people have any desire to hurt someone's kids or pets - and even if they did, they're pretty easy prey without professional help. Nobody hires a high-level assassin for that kind of job, and so the rule is never actually tested. That's the beauty of making a big deal about your code. You can get rewarded for the stuff that you were doing anyway.
The rules can be as arbitrary as you like. I don't hurt innocents is another one of mine, like anyone's itching to shell out five figures to bump someone who hasn't done anything wrong. I'm not looking to kill any saints, or martyr any new ones, but I've never actually been asked to. There's always a reason behind the hit, always some real or imagined guilt, even if the client's verdict wouldn't exactly stand up in a court of law. I never said I had the same burden of proof.
Only quick, clean deaths is another one that makes me sound like a world-class empath, when really I just like to get the job done as efficiently as possible. I'm not about to make a mess when I can shoot the target in the head. Why would I? That's just piling more risk onto my own back. I'm not doing the dead guy any favours in making it quick, removing any chance for him to defend himself, to raise the alarm for the police, or get my DNA under his fingernails. I'm only being merciful to myself.
Nothing less than $10k is just me looking after my bank account, but it does help to present yourself as exclusive. People want a premium service. They might have been happy to pay that anyway, but not as keen to commission a clean, professional hit from somebody who's also a back-alley butcher for those clients on a budget. I know, it's messed up, but I don't make the rules. Or I only make my own ones. You know what people are like. If it exists, customers will be snobs about it.
Then there are the weird ones, just to pad out the list. No jobs on Sundays. I'm not even religious, but it really adds that extra façade of dignity, doesn't it? Nobody over retirement age. That just brings some symmetry to the kid thing. There's definitely a market of people wanting old-timers dead, but it's not a massive chunk of the business, and I'm happy enough to let nature take its course. No veterans. It's good to seem like a patriot. Besides, I'm always less keen to go after a guy with combat experience.
But then I got the offer. It came in a letter, unsigned, promising $100k on completion of the job - ten times my minimum rate, and enough to keep me in ammunition for the foreseeable future. In fact, I would barely need to use any more for a while. But the job itself was weird. Some old major from the Navy, with specific instructions to hit him on his way to church on Easter Sunday, two weeks from now.
That's a handful of my rules in tatters all at once. One or two might be an accident, clients who forgot a detail or didn't bother to read my terms, but the three least important ones, the ones I'd simply made up, and none of the rest? I don't see many jobs like this, with that level of specificity, coming around by coincidence. Somebody has asked me this on purpose - with that price calculated to tempt me just enough to bend the code I claim to keep. Like they're seeing what I'll say. Like it's some sort of test.
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You are so right, I’m about to tell you a thing, so I follow a few reader inserts (NOT BTS but for a popular media) and I noticed a few people who wrote fic where the reader is a bimbo and I wrote an anonymous message questioning it because like… why would you want to be a self proclaimed Bimbo and the message got hit with “you’re jealous of hot girls from your school”, “this is misogynistic”, “I don’t do it for men I do it for myself”, “you sound like a pick me”, “they’re just jealous”. I wish this reaction didn’t shock me the way it did, feeling on fic and reader insert aside. It’s frightening how feminism’s “do what you want” has turned to “if you criticize questionable concepts, you’re a misogynistic pick me!”
oh my god where do i even start with this that's all so grossely tone deaf and conceited and condescending. you really can tell when people claiming feminist principles have never actually interacted with any feminist theory because they'll start spouting shit like this. as if EVERY cornerstone feminist scholar hasn't spent ridiculous hours breaking down why exactly "choice" activism is a scam. and the total irony of calling people misogynistic "pick me girls" (which is aave by the way lmao it really never ends) for *checks notes* questionning feminine oversexualization.....um Ok lmao. like the layers of delusion in these kinds of responses just goes to show how deep we are burried in the swamp that is capitalist patriarchy that so many people have been brainwashed into thinking objectifying yourself and anti-intellectualism is empowering, actually. and how fandom spaces and the behaviour normalized by them are not only complicit in this but very much actively part of the problem. popular misogyny thrives when "feminism" becomes (re)brandable and commercialized. and it is so fucking scary that these people have convinced themselves that submitting to patriarchy is actually #FeministAction all because it is more convenient to try to advance their position under patriarchy than to actually question why women get called bimbos in the first place.
#this is so frustrating oh my god my love i am so sorry you were just completely shut down like that#like idk what to say and sorry if this isnt as articulate but like. scream i hate this kind of stuff so fucking much#💌#anonymous
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THE MYSTERIOUS TREASURE MAP
Once upon a time, in the small town called Oakville where a big tree could be seen even far away (VISUA), there lived a group of adventurous friends named Alex, Emma, and Max known as treasure hunters (SNECHDOCHE). On the sunny day, the sun is shining brightly greeting the world happily (PERSONIFICATION). They stumbled alone together (OXYMNORON) upon an old, dusty book in the attic of their grandmother’s house. The book contained a mysterious treasure map!
Excitedly, the friends gathered around the map and started deciphering the clues. The first clue led them to the town’s historic library. The treasure hunters knock on the door “knock knock knock” (AUDITORY). As they entered, they felt the cold air inside the library (THERMAL), they were greeted by the librarian, Mrs. Jenkins, who had been waiting for them.
Welcome, young explorers! To find the next clue, you must solve a word hunt. Look for the following vocabulary words hidden in this book titles: AVENTURE, QUEST, TREASURE, DISCOVER, and MYSTERY. The friend eagerly scammed the shelves, “Look, these shelves has been living here for ages, don’t you agree?” (EUPHEMISM). Alex said while scanning the dusty and full of web shelves searching for hidden words. After a few minutes, they found all the books and arranged them in the correct them the next clue.
The next clue took them to the town’s park, where they had to complete a vocabulary challenged. They had to find objects in the park that matched the given vocabulary words: EXPLORE, ANCIENT, UNCOVER, and ENIGMA. Each time they found an object, they have to use it in a sentence to demonstrate is meaning. As the friends complete the challenge, they felt their vocabulary skills growing stronger. They thanked Mrs. Jenkins for her guidance and eagerly followed the next clue. Before they leave, Max said, “Thanks Mrs. Jenkins. It’s so hard that it didn’t even took us an hour to answer.” (IRONY).
The third clue led them deep into the forest, where thy had to solve a riddle using vocabulary words. The riddle went like this: “I am a hidden treasure, buried in the ground, unearth me carefully for I am quite profundity ancient markings and a gleam so bright. I hold the secrets of the past, shining in the light. What am I?” After brainstorming, the friends realized that the answer was an artifact. “Wow! This riddle is so easy. We didn’t even used a lot of brains to answer it.” (METONYMY) Emma said. They dug in the indicated spot, but then Emma dug something sharp and her palm started to bleed. “I’m fine, it’s just a scratch.” (UNDERSTATEMENT) Emma said. “Stop digging Emma.” Max said. Alex then wrapped a cloth on Emma’s wound. “We got this.” Alex said. And the two, Max and Alex started to dig again and found a small artifact that shimmered in the sunlight. Excitedly, they returned to their grandmother’s house, and they saw their grandmother waiting for them. “Oh no! what happened to you Emma? Come, let’s get it treated.” Grandma Lily said when she saw Emma’s wound. “You’re an angel grandma!” (METAPOR) Emma said. After the treatment, the three friends continued their quest and they discover a hidden compartment in the attic. Inside, they found a chest filled with gold coins, precious gems, and a note saying… “Congratulations brave adventurers! You have successfully completed the word hunt and found the treasure. Use your new found vocabulary skills to continue exploring the world! The friends celebrated their victory where they prepared a tower of caramel cake. (HYPERBOLE) The scent gives a smell like a sweet caramel on top of a fluffy cloud, (SIMILE, OLFACTORY, TACTILE) and when they tasted the sweetness of the caramel cake, it melts inside their mouth (GUSTATORY) knowing that their vocabulary journey had just began. They thanked each other for their teamwork and promised to embark on more exciting adventures together.
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PSA: Scam "Donation" Warning:
Kathleen "Finch" Ladd AKA "Galahawk" AKA "Shining-Latios" (& other alts) has, for the past several months, appealed to many people for an accident fix via GoFundMe. In previous years, they also operated another GFM account aimed towards their student loan debts. *edits below*
They have shown that coasting off the hard work of others and indulging in simple pleasures is what they care for most. To hell with improving their own situation, KFL would rather be co-dependent on many other people with their own problems in life.
2023 was a very busy travel year in private for KFL; multiple trips all around several cities/states in the USA. A new residence is being setup along with their partner later in 2024. Appealing to others for financial help in the meantime. Choosing pleasure over being responsible yet scolding others for not helping enough so many times... not like KFL has actually truly thanked anyone outside of canned pre-written messages, mind you. Going so far as to trash gifts given to them because it was not to their personal liking is such a terribly selfish action. Indeed, it has been shown that KFL will trash those that have DIRECTLY DONATED MONEY to their various online accounts. Willingly tossing people under the bus, but KFL expects everyone to bend the knee to them.
Oh, well, there was the anon that dropped 4000 USD (!) on the second GFM. I suppose there was a very brief response to that...? It's a funny thing though: As those around KFL suffer, KFL ends up taking resources that could've gone to their "friends". It's okay to take from those lesser, apparently... as long as KFL is comfortable, no one else matters.
KFL is truly not living down the WASP allegations.
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I advocated in the past for people to donate to their GFM, thinking that it would somehow lead this person to a more positive giving mindset after their car accident. Expecting those who already do not give towards others to suddenly do-so is also foolish, isn't it? Sadly, KFL has chosen to only give to themselves & take greatly from others. I can only apologize and offer this warning as a way to make up for such a terrible error of judgement.
In good conscience, I cannot recommend anyone else to give this person any money as of this post. They have declined not only to work their way thru life via online commissions, but also turned down an actual paid graphic position their military father found for them. Part-time at the grocery store was far more viable to them, yet they claim struggle. The art degree that was obtained with that large amount of debt is also rotting away. I'd imagine there are so many teachers out there so eager to have that document - eager to improve the lives of children currently growing up in worsening conditions.
If KFL is not choosing to improve their own life, why should others contribute their own livelihoods for someone that does not care? So many chances to find a way to thrive outside their current environment ... Hell, KFL insists on using their govt name for mail, not even having the strength to use their wanted name.
Being an abusive lazy narcissistic thief isn't really a great look to have no matter how many lies they hide behind. The lies will be interesting, I'm sure, given how much someone like myself likes quiet/privacy after my own child abuse survival stories. It was easy for them to get away with it for so long; taking advantage of people who have private lives thinking they wouldn't say a thing.
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Karma comes for everyone, so keep laughing while you can. It will come to each and every person involved with such selfishness - and there's a lot it seems! Each of them may keep hiding behind 'activism' (irony of that) and nonchalance all they'd like. While karma will not be swift, it will be brutal; best prepare for it.
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Zero growth. Absolutely no remorse in their actions; almost sociopathic. "We're not a good fit" is all they've said to stealing from others; from stealing from those in far worse situations than they've ever experienced. ... Don't think they actually realize there are more people involved in the issue, too. Indeed, there were quite a few people to offer help - those are the people I speak of with this. ... If I were to actually count up the offensives & the WASP rudeness from KFL, there would be a lot. Not wanting to center myself though, because, well, there's such a thing as a ripple effect. Many other people feel down and awful because of this one completely toxic self-centered person.
The things KFL complains of is 100% the problems they face about themselves. They are their own worst enemy. Such a terrible pity to see so much waste as KFL has created. A total crybully created from a military couple from the USA - from the start they lie and ruin themselves immensely.
I suppose though, when those in charge create such a system for its people, what can be expected from such fruit they've bore?
(Ko-Fi mirror)
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Well you did mentioned that Ace will ended up getting scammed...so Floyd is taking it out on Ace for messing up with the goal again.
Jamil in the corner seeing Floyd chasing Ace and wonders why he has to deal with this, not knowing that he is responsible for why this happened.
Oh the irony! XD
Yeah Floyd is going to retaliate big time for this.
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Yeah tiktok is lame whatever but can we TALK ABOUT THAT ROBOT AUDIO👏👏I literally love it I love listening to it and it is creepy as hell. I love people who can mimic the AI blink. Yes irony or whatever. IT IS AMAZING. I'm not about the oh the robot trying to convince itself it's real. I'm about that is clearly a robot and there is nothing behind the voice it's not conscious it is an algorithm made by PEOPLE to make the work of scamming people easier. I'm mclosin it
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Idk if it’s just me but I’ve been getting slideshows on tiktok of anticapitalist memes and tweets and such which I like and want to see more of but oh my god it boils my fucking blood that at the end of every single one there is a fucking AD FOR SOME GOD DAMN MARKING SCAM ON THE LAST SLIDE
the hypocrisy, the vile fucking sliminess of trying to prey on people who hate the financial systems by promoting your scam? The god damn irony of bandwagoning on the one ‘trend’ that is completely antithetical to your little marketing scheme would be funny if it wasn’t so outrageously disgusting.
You don’t get to ‘how do you do fellow kids’ on this one, you don’t get to commodify this one assholes
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