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Offenderman,eyeless jack,and toby with a blood-drinking creature reader who's a nurse that secretly steals and drinks the blood bags from the hospital that they work at (they're trying to survive don't judge them)
Offender:
In a situation like this, Offender is quick to put his connections throughout the Underworld to good use. He worries that one day you'll get caught and possibly lose your job, and that's the last thing he wants, so in order to help you, Fen ends up using those connections to procure blood for you. You don't have to steal from people if you'll always have it provided, right? Even though you try and protest, try and say that he doesn't have to do such a thing for you, he's going to do it anyway because he loves you and he wants you to be well nourished and cared for, and he doesn't want you to feel like you have to resort to stealing just for your own survival. He'll do his best to get whatever blood it is you prefer, although, on the off chance he can't, he'd even be willing to offer up a bit of his own blood for you. Eldritch blood is seen as very rare and very powerful, and a little bit of his blood could quite honestly go a long way for you, and he'd never allow you to feel bad for taking a bit of it. Nothing is too much for his precious Darling, not even his own blood as your meal. He loves you, and he will make sure you're cared for.
Eyeless Jack:
Another creature that feasts on flesh and blood, Jack's slightly twisted moral compass will absolutely not allow you to continue stealing for your job, and instead encourages him to take blood for you, hunting it down himself. Jack often disposes of the bodies they get from their assassination missions himself, taking what he needs from the bodies and disposing of the rest, but in this instance, he starts to get blood for you. He tends to keep extra blood bags on hand at the mansion as a snack for himself, and so he just keeps a few more for you to take when you need them. He's not going to let you jeopardize your job for the sake of a meal, so he uses his own job to mutually benefit the two of you by keeping you both stocked up on whatever you need. Whenever you get thirsty for it, you're welcome to stop by the mansion for a meal whenever you're coming by to see Jack, and if you're not able to come by and see him for a while due to both of your jobs taking up your time, he's fine to send a few bags home with you for you to store and keep ahold of yourself. He doesn't want you going without, not when he needs the same food source as you and can help you.
Toby:
The thing you weren't expecting upon sharing this information with Toby was for him to show up on your doorstep the next night with a bucket of blood. He doesn't say where or how he got it, too evasive to admit it, but you drill into him that that's not a safe alternative and that he needs to be careful with what he's doing, although you appreciate the help. The two of you come to an agreement, after Toby's endless anxiety and worry that you'll get caught, that every now and then, a few meals during the month, Toby will help you get some food. Whether he's getting it himself from the job, or getting it through other means in the Underworld, Toby will bring you a nice big, fresh bag of blood so you don't have to steal as often at work. He wishes he could get you every meal, but he's not as efficient as the other two boys at it, and he doesn't have the connections to get a whole lot of it. He does, however, end up helping you a whole lot, and it makes it easier for you to blend in and not get caught at work. And, of course, you always repay him for it by making him his favorite meals on the nights he helps you, a nice touch that makes him extra giddy.
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dadumtss · 1 year
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S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳
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Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.
C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI
Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers
Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 
Slenderman
Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  
I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  
Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 
Offenderman
Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 
All sex is good sex.
Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 
Trenderman
He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 
Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  
He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 
He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 
Splendorman
As previously stated he has a praise kink. 
He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   
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Thanks so much for the ask!
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muttlyparasitic · 1 month
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Updated my Slenderman brother designs
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theundeadsnake · 1 year
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Offenderman's Morals Headcanons
TW: slight NSFW, mentions of possible violence
Offender doesn’t have many self-imposed rules he abides by.
His existence within itself is pretty immoral, thus while he has some morals, most of the actions we would judge as either good or bad are mainly a matter of practicality and pleasure for him.
He won’t go out of his way to kill his victims as it’s not an action he derives much joy from, but accidents sometimes happen. The difference between him and the average human is great, he is powerful, strong, and massive while humans are fragile, tinny, and weak. He could break you like a twig. 
Since there are a lot of very apparent safety concerns, he does believe that he shouldn’t have any relationships with any human that is considered to be on the smaller side. While he won’t get a measuring tape out, he will try to estimate your height by looking at you. His partners tend to be taller than average to decrease the risk of injury. 
Nowadays he only chooses willing partners, however, he is well aware of the fact that the harm he has done to innocent humans cannot be undone. Him changing and becoming less sinful won’t reverse the horrible acts he has committed. He does not deserve pity, he does not deserve to be looked at as a misunderstood man, he does not deserve to be vindicated. He, just like any criminal out there, knew what he was doing. Instead, he simply prioritized his need for control and pleasure over the well-being and agency of others. 
At the same time, he does still enjoy seeing his partner struggle. He won’t intentionally hurt them. He seeks people with similar tastes, they talk to find out each other’s desires and comfort zones. He always respects the safe world/gesture (e.g. snapping your fingers if you can’t talk) while ensuring that he isn’t too rough. Humans are easy to break both physically and psychologically. 
Plus, having regular partners with developed tastes and reactions he gets to enjoy is more efficient than needing to search for someone new every time. 
Offenders tries to avoid married people. He won’t go out of his way to seek them, nor will he instantly agree to their offer, but if they are persistent in seducing him, he will give them what they want. This is a very grey area and while he knows that by giving in he is helping them break their promise, he also knows that a cheater is a cheater. Whenever they choose him or someone else, they will still disregard their vows. 
He doesn’t condone cheating; hence he will ensure that their partner knows exactly what kind of person their lover truly is. Though, first, he will have fun.
If you make a promise, you must keep it. Offender is always faithful in a serious relationship, and fulfills any promises he makes while expecting the same from anyone else he is with.
Despite being extremely self-centred in his love life, he respects the fact that different people have different sexualities. Therefore, he never goes after people who are not interested in men. 
It is also remembered that Offender has been committing a wide range of crimes for centuries, and while he is not currently engaging in violent crimes for fun, he still does it when he deems it necessary
Other than that, Offender does not have many other lines around morals and is very tolerant of crime.
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unalivedblogger · 2 years
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Lesbian y/n: yeah I'm gay 🌈
Splendorman: Oh! Trender is gay too you guys should hook up
Surrenderman: Huh??
Y/n: That's not how it works laughing
Offender: Splendor what???
Trender: Alright. He's still new to this I'm sorry
Gay y/n: It's okay wheezes
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unikron-kitten-kat · 1 year
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Here is the thing with my take on Slenders
They are Alien
Not Demons
Or weird, goofy ahh cryptids
Aliens
I mean, the Slender Brothers themselves are a perfect half-and-half hybrid of Demon Amalgamate genes and Alien, but still
Slender comes from Royalty, so his parents where actually scared when Slender (he is the second eldest, he is twins with Offender) was concieved, so they hid themselves away on Earth, where NO-ONE would care to look for them. (everyone knows abt humans, mkay, nobody likes humans)
What I mean by Slender and his brothers coming from royalty is actually in part to who their Grandpa is. They have two dads (legally based on human rules), but have a surrogate mother, their aunt.
Family tree time, only starting with the essential members to the story
So, the brothers' dad marries their other dad, tying them to the new Lord of Hell, Xornoth. Xornoth had Lucifer and Satan beat within five minutes. In this universe, Lucifer and Satan rulled The Underworld together, and one of the steps one wants to take if they want to be ruler of the Underworld is to challenge the present ruler. Anywho, Xornoth beats their asses and takes the throne, making any future heirs to the throne a prime target for assassins and the like.
Also, their 'Demon dad' is the Prince of The Underworld, so...
And, considering the Slender family Slender and his brother come from, they are being seeked out by both sides. They come from the Greenwood family, a family known for their extensive business model, and also for just how magically potent they are.
Now, with a new ruler in The Underworld began a civil war. Slender's parents were called to arms by their grandpa, and so the brothers never really got to have their parents in their lives. It isn't until the far future, when the Bros are all on their way to their 300s when their parents can finally return home..
Not to say they didnt miss out. Even if they were fighting a raging war in The Underworld, it doesn't mean they got opportunities to sneak away to watch important milestones of their offspring. Though, having to watch from the shadows broke their hearts. They also recieved mail, containing boxes and parcels full of pictures, which the parents bound into a picture book.
And it won't be for another fifty years or so from when my universe is currently taking place, that Slender and his brother's will be able to recieve closure on their parents.
And they have their house to thank for that.
I will explain The Manor in another post, as the Lore for that thing is extensive as hell.
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'Aight, because I am certifiably insane, here are my Au Slender family. TW for SA mention
First off! They are referred to as the Matheson Brothers in this AU as Matheson is their last name. Three of them are Valdernak, Splendor is Valderna. The Valdernak ones are also pureblooded, or purebred due to having full Valdernak parents.
SLENDER:
Name is Charles Damian Matheson. Known as either Sir, or Mr. Matheson to those who are not family.
Physical and mental age is 26, while chronologically being 26 eons.
Eye colour: crimson
The Mansion is really a boarding house because this man decided that having a bunch of clearly supernaturally enhanced killers on the loose was a terrible idea.
He was not wrong about this, and is very confused as to why humans are so sensitive to becoming supernatural in nature
His best proxies are Hoodie and Masky, though the later has a tendency to revert back to Tim Sutton.
He has no idea why this happens, and just possesses Tim when he shows up.
Baby of the family, and despite his maturity, it does show
Also the most homicidal if we discount Splendor.
Has a human mate and was delighted to find she ended up being a cryptid along the line due to her being a true witch.
Is honestly a pretty good father, and loves his daughter very much.
Does not quite grasp the idea that humans are horribly delicate, and sometimes is a bit frustrated when his proxies die after doing tasks that he thinks they should be able to do.
Has gotten better, but is still bad.
Hates traditionalists with a passion, and is not above killing them.
TRENDER:
Full name is Alexander Percival Matheson, also known as Alex and Al.
Age is 34, or 34 eons, and is the eldest brother.
Eye colour: bright yellow
Hates being called Ally.
Has a silk farm
This silk farm consists of genetically mutated spiders affectionately referred to as his little hellions. These spiders also bare frightening similarities to the varients found in both hell and the Path.
Owns a silk company and a tailor shop, both of which dating back to around 3100 BCE
Enjoys going into a human form and speaking with humans who are either artistic or into fashion.
The least homicidal of the siblings
Thinks humans are adorable.
Disappointed that he can no longer hunt as he pleases as all the humans he prefers to eat are highly influential people. No longer can they just die of an "illness" without humans figuring out Valdernak exist.
Very sarcastic, and protective of his younger brothers.
SPLENDOR:
Full name is Joseph Xavier Matheson
Sometimes is called Joey.
Eye colour: dark red
Age is about 31, or 31 eons.
Adopted when he was around 3 years of age
No one knows what went on during those those three years, and Joseph ain't telling
Loves fucking with people, and enjoys pissing his brothers off
Does not care particularly much for humans but understands why they should be allowed to exist
Is very homicidal and has been known to kill creepypastas, and other cryptids.
Happy for the most part
Has been trying to kill Laughing jack for years
At this point it's a ritual between them
OFFENDER:
Full name Jackson Victor Matheson, also known as Jack, or Jackie
Age 28, or 28, eons
Eye colour: bright rose
Was assualted when he was younger by their sire, and has resulted in him being rather hypersexual
While caring to his partners for the most part, he seperates himself from them during sex. This has resulted in him disociating during sex and killing his partners as a result
Rather romantic, he becomes very anxious when it comes to sex around those he finds attractive
Hates being alone. Genuinely cannot stand to be alone.
Has a Cerebus named Inglebert Humberdink who helps him with this and hunting
Flirty, which is a part of the hypersexuality
A sweetheart for the most part.
Probably the chillest around humans
Smokes a lot
Owns a bar, that's been around for as long as anyone can remember
Likes trenchcoats, but does wear clothes beneath it. Just finds them comfortable
Aside from Charles, is the most family oriented
SINISTER:
Name is Evelynn Veronica Matheson, has been known to go by Eve, prefers Evelynn
Age is 26, or 45 eons
Eye colour: very pale lilac
Has aged slower due to being a Void-kin
Eldest of the siblings
Grew up with ten younger siblings with adoptive family
Has been known to manipulate humans and cryptids alike
Like Charles, absolutely hates Traditionalists, mostly because they're trying to kill her
Never knew Birth Mother, just has the knowledge that she is dead
Has a pet Voidling named Lotus
Finds humans interesting little creatures
Eventually becomes an Aldritch
SLENDERJR
Preferably known as Elizabeth Maria Matheson
Eye colour: bright red
Age 16, or 102 years
Has just begun aging by the eon due to being half human
Helps out with her father often
Doesn't understand traditionalists
Quicker to come up with ideas in comparison to her father and uncles
Knows both traditional Valdernak magic, and witchcraft
Feels sorry for her father's proxies and privately vows to never have them
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Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!
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ozzgin · 8 months
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omg, i'm so happy i stumble at your blog❤️❤️❤️..It's so very good and beautiful 😭💋.... btw, i was thinking about reader who's have kanae, mitsuri,and daki attitude. She's a model and a girlfriend from Jeff the killer , offenderman and Slenderman ... please 🙏🙏🙏....
Based on my brief google search I’m assuming those are characters from Kimetsu no Yaiba? Sadly I haven’t watched it yet, so I can only refer to the wiki. Since this is creepypasta I hope you don’t mind if it’s more yandere and horror themed.
Yandere! Creepypasta x Reader Headcanons
Featuring Jeff the Killer, Offenderman, Slenderman, and a model reader that becomes their partner with or without her approval. TW: may contain violence and dubious consent
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Jeff the Killer
Jeff can tell that behind those pretty little eyes of yours lies a grim, unorthodox curiosity for the darker things in life. You might deceive anyone else as you confidently strut the catwalk flooded with glamorous light, but he knows better. He’s known it from the moment he laid his eyes on you, and you’ve confirmed his feelings every single day since. He’ll show you what you’re missing. He’s watched you long enough.
You wake up with a dry throat and try to shuffle in your sheets before you realize that something is pressing them down, limiting your movement. With eyes now shot open, you erratically look around in the darkness trying to find the cause of this strange feeling. Something tickles your face and you try to regulate your rapidly increasing breathing, slowly accustoming yourself to the pitch black room. It’s hair. Long, coarse hair frames a bizarrely distorted face with bulging eyes burning holes in you. You gasp silently, unsure how to proceed. The mysterious man has efficiently caged you in with his body, his limbs fencing your helpless self. “Do you usually take sleeping pills?” his voice creaks disturbingly loud in the previously quiet room. “It’s the first time you’ve woken up just from this.”
He cackles and lowers his head until his forehead is pressing against yours. You feel a faint moisture coming from his mouth and wonder if its source is the gaping wounds that spread across his cheeks. “Watching you sleep has its charm, but this way I can finally talk to you properly. I’m not really good with confessions, so don’t expect a cheesy ‘will you be my girlfriend~’. Alright?” You stare, struggling to follow. Has he been stalking you? Is this why you’ve been plagued with a feeling of impending doom for months? And your manager had suggested you might just be fatigued, arranging for a prescription for sleeping pills.
“Hey! I don’t like talking to myself” the man growls, seemingly angered. He slaps a cold hand onto your cheek, now sticky with sweat, and proceeds to harshly grab your chin and force you into a nod. “That’s more like it. Good. If you behave properly we’ll be done with this in a second.” “Are you here to kill me?” you manage to blurt out, despite your mouth being mangled between his fingers. “Huh? What? Have you been listening?” He lifts his head once again, now fully towering over you. “I said you’re my partner starting now. So no more flirting with those little worms that pile around you. Either way I’m getting rid of them.” You manage to turn your head somewhat and notice the dull blade that’s been laying next to your pillow. “Do you comprehend, (Y/N)? You belong to me.” He pulls your jaw down into another nod. You feel like a rag doll.
With the other hand he cups your chin and gently squeezes your face. “Oh, you really are the prettiest thing. Look at this lovely face of yours. Would be a great shame if someone were to mess it up, huh?” He releases your cheeks and you hear the knife shift across the sheets.
Slenderman
You sink yourself further into the camping chair and lazily raise the can of beer that’s uncomfortably wet from the condensation. Your friends follow the gesture and congratulate you one more time as a toast opportunity. Following the latest fashion show, you’ve gotten several offers to be featured in some big name magazines. You can’t be bothered to remember the names as this whole charade is just your main way of earning enough to survive. As the night goes on it abruptly occurs to you that you might’ve had one sip too much and groggily get out of your seat. You’re mildly dizzy and hold onto the tree trunks for balance, hoping to find a spot far enough from the tents that you avoid invading everyone else’s nostrils with the smell of fresh puke.
Strange. Have your friends suddenly gone to bed? The sound of the badly tuned guitar has faded without you noticing. You turn around and squint your eyes for the camping lights, but it’s unexpectedly dark. Did you walk that much in your quest to find a quiet place for your drunken relief? You’re a bit uneasy at the idea of being alone in a big forest at night, so you turn around and try to retrace your steps. Your sickness has suddenly been replaced with impalpable fear. You swallow dryly as you pat the branches in your blind pursuit. You barely distanced yourself from the camp. You’re sure of it.
Finally, some bushes rustle loudly behind you and a homely feeling warms your body once again. “Christ, you guys. I’m losing my drinking game, I can’t believe I almost got lost in the-“
Were these two trees here before? The slender black forms sway briefly and your stomach drops. You gather up the courage to move your gaze gradually upwards, following the shape of the objects in front of you. They’re legs. Your head is now fully tilted back as you try to take in the image of the massive, faceless creature that stands there quietly. You dare to blink, hoping it will erase this unholy deformation of nightmares.
Not only does the man remain before you, consolidating his factual existence, but almost instantly your ankles twitch from the pressure of some mysterious dark tendrils that slither they way from an unknown source and are now taking over your body. The large arms extend outwards in a frightening span before circling around you, bringing you closer. You can now discern that the creature is wearing a suit and an earthy scent takes over you as you bury your nose in the old, dusty clothing. You begin to shiver, wondering if this is how you die. Shh, shh, darling. One pale, clawed hand pats your back in a soothing manner. You’re at last away from those humans, back to where you belong. He’s waited for you a long, long time. Only watching you from a distance, admiring your beautiful features and counting towards this day. Oh, what an agonizing wait. He’s been tormented by dreams of hope. And now you’re finally his.
You’re home.
Offenderman
You check your phone one more time and sigh in frustration. You aren’t even remotely interested in dating this guy, but his profile mentioned he’s a designer and you could use some networking. You cross your legs the other way and scan the park. He could at least show up on time. As you idly fiddle with your thumbs you feel a sudden wetness on your shoulder. You pull your shirt to inspect it and twist your mouth in disgust upon seeing the liquid slowly being absorbed by the textile. What the hell, bird droppings? Another drop falls nearby and you look up.
The first thing that comes into your view is the unnaturally wide mouth comprising of sharp teeth tightly pressed together. Saliva seems to be pooling into the edge of the lower lip before spilling over. He’s drooling. You instinctively try to get up, but the large creature’s hands quickly push you back onto the bench. Rude! If you’re going to walk around being this pretty, at least have the common sense to let him admire you in peace. His mouth is curled into a satisfied, perverted grin as he carefully slurps your features in.
He’d say that you look way better than in the photos, but that would be a lie. That would imply it’s his first time meeting you, but he’s been stalking you for a fair amount of time now. You can’t blame him, he knows you’ve been cheekily tempting him even if you aren’t aware of it. Naughty girls like you need to be punished and luckily he’s a master at delivering the best kind of discipline.
He easily lifts you up and throws you over the shoulder. Your screams of protest only make him giddy with excitement. Oh, the things he’s going to do to you. You might be upset now, but you’ll soon be begging him for more. It’s always like this. Though he may keep you around for longer. He’s rather fond of you and might even make you his girlfriend.
“Miss (Y/N)”, the words roll out of his mouth as he’s testing the sound of it. Nice. “What do you say about being Offenderman’s girlfriend? I’m just kidding love, you don’t need to answer that. I’ve already decided.” He proceeds to walk away, blissfully ignoring your clenched fists hitting against his back.
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scary-lasagna · 1 month
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breeding kink offender 🥺?
holy moly guys
Offender [NSFW]
Oh, how he adores the way your body trembles beneath him.
His muscular frame, this wall of solid muscle, has you pinned down in the loveliest way possible against his satin sheets.
Each tendril has a task of heightening your pleasure, whether it be keeping your legs from trembling closed, or a delicate hold around your chest.
One has even slithered between your thighs to work their magic through the flurry of Offender's pistoning hips.
You've never seen him like this. He was incredibly frenzied, crazed with the spirit of whatever Sex-God had possessed him.
How many times has he pumped his seed into you now? Six? Seven? Maybe even eight?
He's lost count, but he knows from the look in your eyes there will be many more to come.
A harsh growl snapped past his lips, and he couldn't help but to dip own and bury his face into the crook of your neck.
The tendril flailing against your sex paired with feeling the throbbing of his cock push against that perfect spot drew you to your third orgasm of the night.
The sheets below you were far from the point of repair, his claws had torn them to shreds in the desperation of pleasure.
Offender panted, this once piece of solid muscle above you trembled and shook, barely managing to keep himself from collapsing on you.
“Just one more, hm?”
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Slender & love child reader part 2 but Slender introduces the reader to his brothers/their uncles and it’s either chaos or-
Honestly is probably just chaos-
Correction, it's chaos with a hint of familiar love ;3
Also please forgive me if the characters seem off, this is my first time writing Slendermans brothers (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
Slenderman introducing his kid to his brothers
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★ Slenderman, your father, wanted to introduce you to this brothers himself before rumors about him having a kid reached them. It was the proper thing for him to do and he invited them all over to meet you.
★ None of them expected Slender to have had a kid without him knowing. If anyone had a "surprise kid" it would have been Offender, but no. Because there you are, the youngest in the family and now the nephew/niece to three eldritch horrors.
★ Trenderman wants to get to know you, it's not every day you meet a new member of the family! He wants to know about you. Like how old are you, interests, hobbies. He also tells you some family stories while he's at it.
★ Splenderman is happy to meet you and accepts you as his niece/nephew immediately. Depending on how old you are he asks if you want to see a trick. Then proceeds to give you a impromptu magic show.
★ Offenderman gives his brother some surprisingly good advice on parenting, he said "Make sure they know that you love them and will be there for them. Because if you don't somebody like me will say it instead and they will think it's true."
★ By the end of it all you have there phone number saved on your phone and are told to call one of them if you need anything. (Or if you did something that will get you in trouble and need help getting out of it)
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Could I request just for some nice fluff with Hobo, Puppeteer, and Offenderman? :)
Hobo:
Has a new growing fondness for you playing with his hair, and it's now his preferred way to recharge after an incredibly long day. It's now become common for him to seek you out the second he gets home, to waddle up to you, and plop down in your lap. Doesn't matter if you're in a chair, on the couch, in bed, or standing up, his arms will be around you, his wings spread out tiredly, his head nuzzling into your stomach, as he silently pleads with you to run your hands through his hair. He'll start to get sad if you don't indulge him, so I'd suggest that you go along with it, although it's hard to resist doing so because he just relaxes immediately when you begin to run your hands gently through his hair. A sigh will leave him and he'll all but collapse, gripping onto you and letting out happy and content chirping noises. There's something about the action that is just so domestic and loving and it just makes him crumble and fall apart because it makes him feel so loved and cherished, and he could sit there for hours having you do that for him.
Puppeteer:
I think Pup is the type of person to discreetly match his outfits with yours, but if you call him out on it he gets incredibly embarrassed and starts just blabbering out random words because he knows if he denies it you won't believe him but he doesn't have a good defense to try and deny it. Just don't tease him too much for it, because it's something that makes him genuinely happy to do and it'll actually upset him if you keep rubbing it in his face, and he tries to be subtle about it. He always gets dressed at the same time you do, so he'll watch what you're doing and try and copy you in some way. If you wore red socks today, he's also wearing red socks today. If you wore a blue shirt today, he's also wearing a blue shirt today. If you wore your favorite patterned hoodie, he's also picking out a patterned hoodie, even if the pattern isn't the same, it just makes him happy to match you. He feels like he's connected to you when he does that, and so it brings him a lot of joy. I would highly recommend getting him matching jewelry, like a bracelet or ring, it would make him explode with joy.
Offender:
Has developed a new habit of trying to craft the perfect breakfast for you. Offender is a HUGE fan of breakfast in bed, and he always sneaks up before you so he can surprise you with it (although some mornings you'll notice and join him, hugging him from behind while he cooks away, occasionally asking for kisses since he's the cook), and he keeps trying to figure out the absolute best breakfast combination for your preferences. What drink do you like the most, what's your favorite food to enjoy, is there a food combination, should he bring multiple drinks, should he bring an assortment of toppings, should he bring sides, the questions just never end for him, but he wants to figure it out himself. You find it incredibly amusing, as you've caught on to what he's doing (not that it was difficult considering it looks like he's studying you while he watches you eat), but you don't have the heart to tell him that everything he makes you is incredibly perfect, and absolutely delicious regardless of what it is, so he just keeps on analyzing and you keep on enjoying the delicious meals you get to wake up to every morning with him.
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dadumtss · 1 year
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Hey!! So, what’s some turnoffs of the Slenders? When it comes to finding a partner. Keep up the good work!!
Slenderman
He generally thinks the worst of others so he probably has more turn-offs than turn-ons and I’d hit some sort of character limit before I could finish listing all of them. Nevertheless, here are some off the top of my head:
Loud / crass people
High Neediness or pushiness
Extremely bulky/burly bodies
Little to no combat skills
Petty people / people who constantly insult others (or god forbid, him)
Coming on too strong too soon
Offenderman
Ain’t no such thing as a turn-off for this guy. At least for sex. But these days he’ll admit that it takes the fun out of things if a person:
Expects a serious relationship
Doesn’t enthusiastically consent
Tries to keep him to themselves
Is not ok with PDA
Tries to stop his crazy adventures 
Trenderman
He’s married to his job and his biggest passion is always going to be his job. Therefore, a lot of his turn-offs relate to that.
Trying to pull him away from his job
Doesn’t dress well / take their appearance seriously
Apathetic or un-passionate people
Controlling or abrasive people (Basically people who try and tell him what to do)
Loud, angry or cocky people
People who aren’t attentive to him
People who don’t care for fashion or design
Splendorman
Unkind people
That’s literally it. You just have to be kind (or at the very least respectful) to every living thing.
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muttlyparasitic · 2 months
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"Why don't you and I self-sabotage?~"
Ronan grinned
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theundeadsnake · 1 year
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General Offenderman Headcanons (request, part 1 of 2)
A huge extrovert that frequents social places daily. You can almost always find him at a bar, nightclub or some kind of event in his “human” form.
Despite this, he does not have many friends. Being from the underworld or the realm of the undead that approach him do so with greed in mind. While he himself has little to offer, his relation to Slender does make him a good information source.
Humans on the other hand know nothing of him, at least usually they don’t but their lives start and end in the blink of an eye. Friendships and relationships that exist on a deeper level are bound to bring him pain.
Nevertheless, he enjoys himself with that in mind.
Offender does not “work”, he simply lives and takes anything he desires from the human realm.
This is partially where his nickname comes from. He is a thief and a killer. Though he commits evils of another nature as well.
It’s not like he can truly get caught. His powers allow him to enchant those he comes in contact with so that they will do his bidding.  
In his human form witnesses can see him, and interact with him but will never be able to describe him. The haze their minds will be in, will make them blind to how unnatural his form truly is.
Alcohol has little to no effect on him. Drinking enough to unalive 10 human men, wouldn’t even get him tipsy.
Can be described as a highly charismatic, impulsive pervert. He has plenty of lines he will never cross because he sees no appeal in doing so, but if he did find appeal, he wouldn’t stop himself.
To him finding and indulging in pleasure is the most important aspect of being alive.
Attention, praise and beauty are some of his favourite aspects of life. At the same time seeing how much he can influence others gives him such a power rush.
He takes an interest in some aspects of the human beauty culture. While nowadays he frequents nightclubs, in the past Victorian salons were his scene. It’s where he developed an interest in the language of flowers and why he decided to grow his own garden.
Is very open about his tastes and honest (most of the time). Offender doesn’t have a reason to lie or feel shame around those he encounters. He doesn't think them to be important.
On the other hand, if you are special to him, he may feel bashful at times. He will still do as he wishes, but you on the other hand will be shielded from that knowledge.
Note: The request asked for both Offenderman and Splendorman Heacanons. Part 2 will be released next and will feature both Splendorman headcanons.
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ocontodezalgatoth · 3 months
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Splendor & Am D'haegar 🌺
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