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unalivedblogger · 4 days
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Drolsior disciple: *blows Aztec whistle*
Drolsior:: I feel good plays saxophone
Drolsior disciple: ...wait you play saxophone...????
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unalivedblogger · 7 days
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unalivedblogger · 7 days
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They are telling bad jokes
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click for quality, image description under readmore:
s/o to @hydemind for inspiring LJ's accordian torso
[I.D.] Candypop and Laughing Jack stand side by side, both chatting amicably . The background is a soft yellow, a grey circle behind Candypop's head and a light purple circle behind Laughing Jack's head. [End I.D.]
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unalivedblogger · 7 days
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❤️😭
Dollmaker/Vine my beloved 💕
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unalivedblogger · 2 months
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Finally done with my boy Nathan
Fanart for @ivydarkrose
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unalivedblogger · 2 months
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Two kins in one post???? I'm fangirling !
Julius meets Angel Dust ✨
Ohh I remember you, anon!
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Hope you like it!!
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unalivedblogger · 2 months
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I like to think somewhere, someplace.. Vine is just watching out a window and waiting. For what exactly? Who knows.
(Crying thinking about it😭 I'm too attached to him)
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unalivedblogger · 2 months
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Oopsies my hand slipped.
Anyways, Doctor Locklear drawing cuz I got attached.
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unalivedblogger · 2 months
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evander locklear (good doctor locklear) headcanons please?! Cuz I really like him heh
(I had to read his story to get a good grip on the character.)
Though his practices are... unethical, Evander knows what he’s doing and is good at his job.
Due to his occupation, he doesn’t smoke or drink and will ask his patients to do the same.
He’s quite a pleasant person to talk to if he deems you a good person (He’s quite handy with background checks and the like). Though, if he finds out you have a record, he will grill you on it, and you better be honest. He hates it when people lie to him.
Unlike a lot of the other medical Creepypastas, he will do everything in his power to keep you healthy if you’re a good person.
He has a huge soft spot for children. He’ll protect them like they’re his own kids.
If you’re a bad guy, you won’t see the light of day again. You already sealed your fate. Evander will tourture you slowly, painfully, and skillfully. He’ll keep you alive through the whole process as he slices you open. He’ll avoid major arteries and pressure points so you can feel every slice and cut. He’ll comment on your care (or lack thereof) of your body and chew you a new one until he finally lets you die as he extracts each useful organ, leaving behind damaged ones. He’ll always extract the heart last.
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unalivedblogger · 3 months
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Nathan in the car with Ciara: I wanna drive this car. Its better than Jeff's truck. his truck sounds like my knees.
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unalivedblogger · 3 months
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Nathan walking outside
Jason is heard sneezing from the shop
Nathan calls jasons Home phone: If an innocent pedestrian was walking by and heard you sneeze, they'd have to brace for impact.
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unalivedblogger · 3 months
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What I'd say to the creeps if I was 1. Taller and 2 face to face:
Trenderman built like an intelligent cricket
Ej looks like he snacks on pocket lint
Killian looks like a participation trophy husband
Toby is built like an onomatopoeia
Tims elbows look like he bathed them in flour
Candypop looks like he got crumbs under his bed
Nathan looks like an improper fraction
Jeff looks like he just discovered fire
The rake built like 820 ground beef
Brian looks like he has to pick a chin in conversation
Jason built like a full inventory
Offender got the posture of a run-on sentence
Ben built like a suggested password"
Puppeteer looks like he wipes ass back to front AND built like mystery meat
Drolsior looks like the uncle that closes his eyes and goes "ooooo!" when something tastes good.
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unalivedblogger · 3 months
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Pops having nipple piercings takes me out. Who knew the old man had spunk !
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YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DRAW HIM WITH CLOTHING.... RRRAAAAAA
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