what type of bitch every creepypasta is💀
What type of bitch every creepypastas is💀😭
Jeff the killer - the type of bitch who will act like he’s cool but is suddenly scared when you pull out a lighter.
Slenderman - the type of bitch who acts like a mom
Ben drowned - the type of bitch who purposely annoys everyone
Sally - the type of bitch who pretends to be innocent but she’s really a little trouble maker
Puppeteer - the type of bitch who will manipulate you and than gaslight you.
Eyeless Jack - the type of bitch who would use you as a dummy for medical practice lmao
Jason the Toymaker - the type of bitch who hoards all of his belongings
Laughing Jack - the type of bitch who makes really shitty jokes that only a few think are actually funny
Laughing Jill - the type of bitch who gives off horse girl vibes.
Nathan the nobody - the type of bitch that has way to bad anger issues
Nina the killer - the type of bitch that acts like a pick me.
Lazari - the type of bitch you would have to push off a building just to get her to move
Jane the killer - the type of bitch who makes every argument about Jeff
Ticci-Toby - the type of bitch who will cause an accident and then say “wasn’t me.” Then blame it on one of his close friends.
Masky - the type of bitch who needs to chill tf out on smoking and alcohol
Hoodie - the type of bitch who seems really straight but he’s really gay with Masky.
Candy Pop - the type of bitch that has mood swings worse than a woman on her period.
Vine the DollMaker - the type of bitch that sits like L and will threaten you with scissors
Lulu - the type of bitch who is really shy
Suicide Sadie - the type of bitch who will start an argument with you and then beat the shit out of you
Kagekao - the type of bitch who gives everyone ‘cutesy’ nicknames…
Trenderman - the type of bitch who will hold a whole ass photoshoot at the mansion
Offenderman - the type of bitch who is literally, canonically, a rapist.
Splendorman - the type of bitch who isn’t actually a bitch and is just really fucking wholesome and sweet
Nurse Ann - the type of bitch who has resting bitch face.
Papa grande - the type of bitch who acts and sounds like Caine from TADC
Smile dog - the type of bitch who will bite you….cause why tf not?
Dr. Smiley - the type of bitch who will just randomly start manically laughing outta no where.
Hobo heart - the type of bitch who will literally steal your heart
Asylum Nancy - the type of bitch who is way too fucking happy and hyper up all the damn time
Stripes - the type of bitch who will have a full on mental breakdown because they saw something adorable or saw a fit, beautiful woman and got jealous
Sadiya - the type of redneck, cowgirl, western bitch.
Clockwork - the type of bitch who will punch you when she laughs
Zero - the type of bitch who always fucking brags about how cool she is.
homicidal liu since @my-jukebox reminded me!: The type of bitch that has his inner emo alpha wolf side.
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Somewhere In the Sewers of Mafia Town...
Meet the main antagonist for Summer's little adventure~!
This, is ZalGO.
He's been collecting the Time Pieces Hat Kid lost and never found and recollected in her initial mishap, to power and grow his mainframe and reach.
Don't be too scared of him, I'll hand more info off about him when I got those doodles finished. Just know, he's not a terribly threatening character that talks like HAL.
More Wheatley voiced by Richard Horvitz.
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Wild creepypasta nsfw headcannons
I have seen a person making these wild HCS with COD and I felt an urge to do the same with creepypasta so don't take this seriously.
Jane the killer
Have an onlyfans.
Jeff the killer
Pays for Jane's onlyfans.
Jason
Had tried making adult toys if you understand me...
Eyeless jack
Sometimes he eats the victims private parts y'know...
Laughing jack
Had seen some kid's parents having a good time y'know.
Clockwork
Have watched porn once.
Kate the chaser
Writes smut.
Masky
Had sex with men once.
Hoodie
films people in their most most intimate hours.
Ticci toby
Toby loves having his balls kicked or smashed before or during sex. Makes him feel strong bc he can't feel pain.
Slenderman
Had tried having sex with a human once just for boredom and curiosity but he didn't liked it.
Zalgo
Sometimes he disguise himself as an attractive human do have some fun.
Dr smiley
Have a doctor/patient kink.
Nurse ann
Enjoys BDSM.
I'm not writing this stuff about Ben bc he's 12 and BEN is literally a code.
And it's the same for Cody. Also I'm not sure about Nina's canon age so I'm not writing smut with her too.
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I Eat Pasta For Breakfast was detrimental to the marble hornets community (ahem, twink masky) but literally ALTERED the Creepypasta community. Like, to this day people think it’s just. canon that slenderman and zalgo have beef.
But if you think about it. Why the fuck would zalgo, this Cthulhu/satan being, this god of chaos and corruption, this destroyer of worlds, give two fucks what a bald white man-cryptid-thing is doing with his gang of mentally ill teens in the woods
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