Sully: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Oh, it’s just the onions.

Sully, aggressively picking up an onion: What the fuck did you say to them?!

[After a rough night]

Y/N: NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER WHAT?

Toby, crying: Never give up!

Y/N: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT??

Toby, crying harder: NEVER GIVE UP!!

Sore. || EJ x Reader. You took a pretty big fall on a mission, and it's got Jack worried about you.

“How are you feeling?” Jack’s voice is level, but you can sense the concern and worry in it regardless as he bends over you.

“I’m fine, honey. I promise.” You try to assure him, but he doesn’t believe your words. He settles down next to you in bed, holding you close and staying by your side so he can monitor you. 

You’d taken quite the fall during your mission yesterday, and Jack has been on edge since it happened, worried that something more serious could’ve happened to you, especially with all the bruises becoming visible on your skin.

“I’ve got nothing to worry about with a doctor like you by my side, Jack.” You whisper into him as you curl up into his chest.

Laying on your back has grown too painful from the bruising and soreness settling into it, so you’ve been spending the majority of your time curled up with Jack to comfort you. His arms circle around you, extremely gentle and careful as he pulls you closer to him, trying not to cause you any more pain than you’re already feeling. You can feel the anxiety seeping out of him, his body tense in concern. You make a weak attempt at massaging his back as you hug him, and it settles him out of his thoughts enough to curl around you.

“I promise I’ll be okay. I already feel way better than yesterday.” You soothe him with a few kisses to his temple and he can’t help but sigh into you.

“I just wish I’d been there to save you. To prevent it from happening.” His voice is unusually quiet, and it makes you hold him tighter.

“But if you hadn’t caught me you would’ve just blamed yourself. You’ve already done so much for me honey, you got me all patched up and checked out, and you’ve been taking such good care of me.” He wants to argue with your words, but he finds himself unable to.

He knows you’re right. If he had been on that mission and failed to prevent your fall he would’ve just blamed it all on himself and gone into another spiral of self-loathing which wouldn’t be helpful for either of you. Jack just can’t stand the thought of you being so hurt, especially when it’s a work injury. He knows you’ll be fine, all of your vitals are great and your pain is decreasing as the days pass, but his anxiety just won’t leave him.

Jack curls further into your arms, and you grasp onto him tighter, stroking his hair affectionately as time passes you both gently. You’ll be okay, you both know it, but you also know that Jack’s greatest fear is losing you, and a fall like that is going to have him scared for a little while. He’ll do his best to care for you, though, just as he always does, and you’ll eagerly accept his care and repay him with all the love and affection you can give him, just as you always do. Jack moves to press some affectionate kisses to your lips, trying to force his love and emotions for you into them. You return them in kind, sighing as you melt into his body, his hands gently roaming your skin, avoiding all your majorly sore spots. He doesn't know what he'd do without you here, loving him the way you always do, and he doesn't want to find out.

You’ll just have to get used to Jack’s developing penchant for trying to increasingly make your work gear more and more safe, to the extent he asks you if it would be unreasonable to add a punch of padding and bubble wrap to your work uniform. He says it out of love and concern, he promises.

Slender:

Jeff: Okay, Boomer.

Tim: Toby is washing the dishes and I just heard him say, “Who do you work for? Who’s your contact?” while repeatedly pushing the glass underwater.

Brian: At least he’s having fun?

This might be a big question if you haven't thought about it yet, but, what does Night Terrors look like for your lore? (not fused with Candy). Does he look like how he canonly does?

(also knowing his height would be quite nice)

I have no idea what the original canon looks like for him…

I’ve always imagined him to be around maybe 7’8, ash skin, long black hair with a middle part, muted gold eyes. Thats just how I imagine him in my mind. This might be too small of an answer? But I feel like that mostly covers the basics. I feel like in terms of muscular stature he and Candy are pretty similarly built. I hope this is a good enough answer for you, maybe someday I’ll try and sketch him

I'll be getting back home at the end of this week, so hopefully into next week I can get back to more regular posting. I've just been very busy and tired, so I'm sorry I haven't been as consistent, but thank you all for your continued support and sticking with me.

While I'm not fully as able to do requests atm, I am always happy to answer any creep specific questions if you guys would like to send any in! <3

is Y/N poly? And just kinda with everyone? or just certain people?

I mean… Y/N is you. I don’t view it as the exact same Y/N if I make like a romantic Jeff quote with Y/N and then a romantic Toby one with Y/N. In my mind Y/N has always been whoever is reading the post. They don’t have like a set partner or gender or romantic attraction/orientation.

It’s just you :) If you want Y/N to be poly and with multiple people you can view them that way, if not then they aren’t. Y/N is very much more so up to you than they are up to me. It is Your/Name after all.

Same anon again (calling myself 🦐 anon ig)

Imagine if the person Puppeteer ended up dating was also inexperienced. He would have to rely solely on his research of kissing tips and tricks.

I mean to be fair as well though, I suppose if you’re not super experienced with kissing he’d feel a little more confident because you’re at the same level and it’s not like his experience would be a disappointment for you. He’d also probably find a flirty way to say that means the two of you should just practice together

Toby: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Tim: Believe me, I’ve thought about it.

BEN: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Y/N, patting his head: Was the McDonald’s ice cream machine broken again?

(Same anon as pathetic bragger puppeteer hello)

Puppeteer being a low tier kisser is so funny to me. Imagine this guy trying to brag about how smooth and great he is but when it comes time to kiss he’s like: “Ok how am I going to do this.”

The only reason I ranked him low is because I just think he doesn’t have as much dating experience due to his… everything. So when he finally meets you and started dating you he’s super excited but then also like shit how the fuck do I do this. He doesn’t want to seem like he doesn’t know what he’s doing though, so he tries to present himself as much more confident than he actually is.

I feel like honestly though he could pass as a good kisser just with how smooth he is. He lets you take the lead and just does what you do and BAM you’re both enjoying yourselves. Also?? He probably secretly looks up kissing tips online because he doesn’t want to be bad at it.

Y/N: …Toby, do you want to talk about it?

Toby, laying face down on the floor: Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?

Y/N: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

BEN, crying: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack!

Who do you think is the best kisser in the mansion to the least experienced kisser? (I refuse to believe anyone is "bad". Some people just don't got practice yknow?)

This was way harder than I thought it would be

I'm not aligning this necessarily with how many relationships they've been in. They could be in one relationship and have kissed a whole lot or in many relationships and kissed the same amount as the one relationship creep. I think it's just very varied.

I also think they all do have some experience, even if it's not a lot.

Most experienced with kissing Offender Candy Slender Jason Jeff Smiley Trender Liu Kate Jane Helen Splendor Tim Nina Natalie Brian Zalgo Puppeteer BEN Toby LJ Hobo EJ Least experienced with kissing

hey, I think it was you who put this, but I remember you putting a quote or head canon about the creeps in the hunger games or something and I can’t find it could you help me out?

-🎴

Here ya go~

Y/N: [Kisses Toby on the forehead]

Toby: I guess I’m blessed now.