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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker
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another vision of mine...
#genshin impact#genshin#gaming genshin#yip gaming#heizou#shikanoin heizou#cantobearart#started off w me noticing how many design details they share and then thinking abt their jobs (best guard + best detective !!)#+ martial arts prowess + energetic strongwilled and mischievous personalities ...#yeah!#thanks for listening#sorry i just keep drawing random things but i think i'm finally done for now
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it's zoro's birthday!!
happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years
#one piece#zolu#comic#a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight#finally got around to making a comic abt it#boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment#they have the range#the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark#umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently#and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee#does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well
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Damn son calm down the one with a trail of bodies is still you
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I will never forgive them for doing this to me
#you didn't have to break me like this it caught me off guard#spider man across the spider verse#spider man 2002#peter Parker#mary jane watson#gwen stacy#miles morales#gwiles#peter and mj#across the spiderverse
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The Single Dad's Guide to Flirting + Reactions.
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when the table turns:
#loki series#loki show#loki spoilers#loki#loki laufeyson#mobius#mobius m mobius#lokius#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#no one can resist a bad pickup line#even when it's so bad it leaves you confused lol#poor loki was caught off guard
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i haven't seen anyone talking about his dad squint yet
have you seen him
sir, that's peak dad behavior
#*leans in despite having glasses*#like dad just make the font size bigger#here gimme your phone i will show you#ok so you open settings and go down to-#honkai star rail#welt yang#i am v fond of him#love this idle so much#it caught me so off guard lmao
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"everyone being gay in the 80s is unrealistic" babes not only do they have interdimensional monsters and telekinesis but they also have songs from 1995 playing in 1983 and 1986 but pop off ig
#yes this is about When It's Cold I'd Like to Die#that anachronism caught me WAYYY off guard#byler#steddie#ronance#elmax#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things#eleven stranger things#max mayfield#lucas sinclair#dustin henderson#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#nancy wheeler
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Lina Mercury hot underwater naked teen
Lesbian experience for stepmom and stepdaughter
Kinky Fight Club [Wrestling Hentai game] Ep.3 gay anal sex fight on the rooftop
Skinny redhead with hairy pussy on webcam
Anime Shemale Futa
Naughty teen thief punished by a perverted LP officer
BANGBROS - Super Necessary Latina Porn Compilation
Cutie licks a fat pussy
Big ass black whore rides hard cock in all positions
incredible suck filipina
#Falcata#guru#predeceases#inhibitory#Heliconian#fore-purpose#provenly#crowd#essoin#over-persuade#quaestio#superhistoric#chokecherry#Faust#Physa#off-guard#lootiewallah#Hugheston#syncopist#cheiromegaly
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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once#he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it#so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag#he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle#which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back#he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing#thats when he puts it together#it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant#and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second#he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge#but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought#the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him#the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head#the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness#hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#ghost x soap#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghost mw2#cod ghost#cod soap#soap mw2#soap mactavish#cod mwii#call of duty#we’re a team. ghost team
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See you May 12! @immortal_amc
#assad plssss get up#🤣🤣#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtvedit#jacob anderson#sam reid#they look like husbands fr! with the matching outfits#assad zaman#luke brandon field#luke's accent caught me off guard lmaodsdksf#iwtvgifs#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire armand#daniel molloy
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the zoinky sploinky
Reblog to zoinky sploinky your mutuals if you so wish
#gif#this caught me so off guard the first time#twilight princess#tp#loz tp#loz#zelda fandom#legend of zelda#zelda#link
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Just a warning for people going to see The Boy And The Heron now that it's in theaters:
There is a short but sudden graphic self harm scene early-on in the movie. It only happens once, but is referenced a few times later on.
If you want to skip the scene, then look away after the main character gets pushed by another kid. The moment immediately before the injury is a fullbody shot of him walking down a path.
Be safe everyone!
#the boy and the heron#studio ghibli#i dont know if this was common knowledge but i went in blind and was taken off guard
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have this unfinished wip that i was not liking so it'll forever be unfinished
#smth smth u pissed off the lamb's guard dog (cat)#narilamb#true devotion#narinder#the one who waits#cult of the lamb#cotl#my art
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Bank Security Guard Danny AU
So, the People of Gotham are extremely desensitized to Rouge Attacks at this point. It got to the point that whenever a person gets a job at the Bank, they have a whole 1 Hour Training Video on how to deal with a Rouge Attack right.
So, when they hire a New Security Guard from a lesser known Security Company, they don't even bother showing him the Training Video. They assume that he'll either Die or Drop them within a Week.
Danny, for the record, did not know how bad the Rouge problem truly was. All he knew was that some random guy in a Ski Mask had just walked into the bank like he owned the place and started showing off a Gun telling everybody to get on the ground.
Danny did the sensible thing and Knocked him the Fuck Out.
Then, the same thing happened the very next day, but this time it was an entire group of people. Danny had them dealt with before the first person had gotten to the floor.
Then the same thing happened the Same Day!
By the end of the week he had become a Legend among the Citizens of Gotham. There was only a single Bank in all of Gotham that had avoided being robbed for a Whole Week, and it was all because of this one Security Guard who was freakishly good at his Job.
By the end of the Month, most criminals don't even bother trying that Bank anymore. It got worse when he got loaned out as Security for another Bank, and the same thing happened again.
Eventually, he ends up rotating shifts in Every Bank in Gotham, and it becomes a Game for the Criminals to see if the Bank they try to Rob is the one Danny is in that night. And they can't even reasonably predict his next location, since he always moves around at Random!
No matter what Bank he is in, he always manages to beat the Crooks trying to Rob the Bank.
Then it gets weird. Due to a scheduling Mix Up, Danny ends up being scheduled for 2 different Banks on the same day, each across the city from the other.
One Bank reports that Danny stopped a gang from Robbing them at 6:00 PM, which really confuses the other Bank because Danny did the same thing in their Bank at the same time. Security Footage proves it, Danny was somehow in 2 places at once.
They decide not to confront him about it, but they do test a theory. They intentionally hire him at multiple different Banks at the same time for a week. He shows up to work every time without fail.
By now they have basically confirmed that he must be a Meta, but they don't really care anyways. Now he can protect multiple Banks at once with his usual perfect Efficiency, and he'll be payed accordingly as well. The Banks get protected well, and he gets payed Extreme Overtime by the Banks, everybody wins!
Well...except for the Crime Bosses of Gotham.
Before this, it was a Game for them to try and beat Danny. They didn't really care since a single Uber Competent Security Guard was still perfectly fine for business, sure they would fail a Job once in a while if they ran into him, but he could only be in 1 place at a time. It wasn't a Huge Loss.
But now it was too much. They needed to take care of him.
Assassination Attempts didn't work. He was just as competent Off the job as he was On it, so they could never get to him.
They tried attacking his Bosses, but then they hired themselves to protect...themselves. It was hard to kill his Bosses when he was constantly Bodyguarding all of them at once.
Attempts to get to him through his Family were...let's not talk about that...
It continued on like this for a while.
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Soooo...I don't know how to end this one.
Go ahead and put your own spin on this Prompt! The basic idea is that Danny is using his Duplication Power to get to every shift on Time, and he is really annoying the Local Crime Bosses.
What do you think?
#Dp x dc#Dpxdc#Danny phantom#DC#Dcu#Security Guard Danny AU#Security Guard AU#Danny has Duplication Powers#Danny is way to competent for a Guard#I wonder what the Bat Fam would think of this?#Would they be glad that he is taking a load of work off of them?#Or would they be distrustful of a Powerful Meta in Gotham?#It's not like they can just ask him to leave#They Banks would riot#So would the people he saved#Maybe Ellie joins him on the Job?#Crooks: At least there's only one of them.#Ellie: Heya there!#Crook: What the f-!!!
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So I finally watched Puss in Boots 2....
#it was so great????#like holy shit it caught me so off guard on how good this was#the animation alone was something to marvel at but i was taken aback on how enjoable this film was#i wasn't much of a fan of the first film and didn't pay this one any mind but i got intrigued by the positive reviews#for me it's up there with Shrek 2 on the list I'm not joking#puss in boots: the last wish#puss in boots the last wish spoilers#puss in boots spoilers#puss in boots#puss in boots 2
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