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notrandtumblin · 1 month

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clearancecreedwatersurvival · 2 months

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Fuck it I’m adding some belated propaganda for both of my favorite ginger jesuses

Rand

-he’s a shepherd!!!!!!!!

-both the christ allegory AND the antichrist allegory because he’s god/the universe’s specialest guy (unfortunately for him)

-has multiple sets of stigmata and symbolic unhealing wounds

-arguably the text indicates that he is the reincarnation of actual factual Jesus of Nazareth

-knows for basically the entire series that he will have to sacrifice himself to save the world

-as his arc nears its zenith he goes around constantly causing miracles, reshaping reality around him

Gideon

-daughter of god (important: god sucks)

-the pool scene baptism where she metaphorically cleanses her closest companion of her sins

-sacrifices herself and is later resurrected by god

-her early life has the equivalent of the massacre of the innocents wherein she is the only survivor in a mass murder of children

-she’s also got some christ wounds of the kind that would get a medieval illuminated manuscript writer particularly horny

Feel free to add more propaganda for either!!!

#pretty sure I saw a poll about this recently that didn’t have rand in it which I found personally offensive so #I will read dune eventually okay I know Paul Atreides is like the inverse of this trope #wot tumblr we gotta make sure rand puts up a good fight in this #rand al’thor #wheel of time #wot #Gideon nav #the locked tomb #tlt #unreasonably attractive fandom #caitie speaks #edit: should have included the word ginger in the original #love me a red haired christ allegory #tlt spoilers #wot book spoilers

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theflashzoom · 8 months

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#johnny storm #human torch #alex summers #hank pym #clint barton #hawkeye #danny rand #iron fist #star lord #warren worthington iii #marvel angel #cannonball #sam guthrie #x-men #captain america #steve rogers #thor odinson #the avengers #marvel polls

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qqueenofhades · 6 months

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Going to cautiously posit that if they're moving toward calling Kentucky for Beshear (incumbent Democratic governor) in a blindingly red state Trump won by 30 points, in an off-year election, about 30 minutes after polls close statewide, that is a Good Sign.

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #still ohio and virginia to watch #but the twitter hellmachine seems confident of beshear's chances in KY #which #i mean #kentucky: home of mitch fucking mcconnell and rand paul and 30 point trump margins #i fucking hate election night it always stresses me out #and this is not remotely as bad as it will be at this time next year #but yes #maybe we can get some hard data that people do indeed continue to vote for democrats/abortion rights at overperforming levels #and get people to shut up for 2 seconds about garbage polls #i dream for far too much but yes

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most-tragic-character-tournament · 7 months

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