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somecunttookmyurl · 1 year

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if you haven't but need to this is your reminder to check on your laundry, brush your teeth, take your meds, retrieve the mail, eat something and have a drink

#not necessarily in that order

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thatsbelievable · 5 months

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#What to do if You Discover the Secret #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #not necessarily in that order

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valve3nthusiast · 5 months

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Drift taking a trip with the briefcase to go back in time to a few months he lost the memory of by head injury

Finding Deadlock

And fucking him

He does the bare minimum of disguise (no autobrand, optics changed to a less noticeable yellow, adjusting his vocalizer so he doesn't sound exactly the same as Deadlock) and is pleasantly surprised when he doesn't have to do much convincing before Deadlock agrees to frag him. They have wonderfully amazing and nasty sex, Drift gets some sort of weird emotional catharsis out of it, Drift peaces out knowing he never remembered this later

Meanwhile, Deadlock POV:

A mech that looks like a cross between his ideal type and his idealized self walks up to him and asks to frag. Deadlock takes a moment to be creeped out by the autobot intelligence division... before saying yes, because the sex will probably be good even if this guy is an ops agent

He might need to reevaluate that judgment, because even an ops agent would have trouble faking this amount of enthusiasm. Mystery Mech rides his spike like it's the last thing he wants to do before he dies, and begs Deadlock to hurt him with the prettiest little whines. If the (maybe?) autobot wants to get hurt, who is he to say no? (Plus, it's practically illegal to not bite those thighs)

Deadlock pins him down on the berth, thrusting into him hard and fast. The maybe-autobot gives him this taunting little smirk, like he isn't affected at all, and something about it is blindly infuriating. For some reason, this mech makes an ugly, unquantifiable emotion rise up in his processor, and an unbelievable amount of charge light up his array

Deadlock, with a hand behind each knee and claws digging into him, forces Mystery Mech's legs up and bends him into a mating press. The little punched-out ah! ah! ah! noises he makes as Deadlock doubles his effort to brutally pound into that slick valve is music to his ears

By the time they're done, Mystery Mech would look like he'd been mauled if not for the blissed out expression on his face. They both fall into a light recharge, but Deadlock is wide awake again as soon as Mystery Mech starts moving. He's expecting that assassination attempt now, but instead the mech quietly leaves his room and seems to dissappear into thin air

He's still wondering what happened to Mystery Mech when some dumbass wings him in the head during a battle. He wake up later with a gap in his memory, now tragically ignorant to what was honestly some of the best sex he's ever had

#valveplug #mine #drift #deadlock #selfcest #pain kink drift extravaganza #if i could write this would be a longfic where the briefcase breaks causing drift to be in an alternate timeline instead of a loop #and then he drags deadlock into an early redemption arc kicking and screaming #and also they fall in love and fuck a bunch and end the war early #not necessarily in that order #also HALLELUJAH ITS DONE ive been trying to write this damn post for four days #au stuff

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plantsjustwannahavefun · 6 months

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I'd give my left eyeball to see Lucius's first reaction to Izzy's singing. And their first conversation afterwards.

#and by ''conversation'' I mean Lucius sketched him and then they fucked #not necessarily in that order #I'm sure Pete didn't mind #sprizzy #Izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers

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boylebingo · 1 year

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ben x devi, gregory x janine, and tim x lucy are to 2023 as jake x amy, amy x jonah, and nick x jess were to 2015

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eskawrites · 9 months

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chapter four of you’re not much, goodness knows is up! feat. a vague, indirect title drop, robin being endlessly fascinated by all three of the wheeler women, and this fun lil scene:

Nancy shakes her head. “No. There’s no way her life-saving music is the song that played when she gave her life away to a man who doesn’t even know how to genuinely care about people.”

Her voice rises with every word, eyes bright and angry. Lucas squirms in his seat.

“Okay,” Robin says, holding her hands up. Nancy’s sharp gaze turns to her, and she holds her eyes as steadily as she can. “Okay, here. Max, come sit and eat. Nance, kitchen.”

#not necessarily in that order #karen gets vecna'd au #ronance #ronance fic #stranger things fic #karen wheeler fic #<-- we all need more karen wheeler fic

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gotyourfire · 11 months

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need an iced coffee, a nap, and a spanking.

#not necessarily in that order #gyf

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oceanstide · 2 years

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absolutely amusing of the first two former Robins to have their own respective badass redhead powerful women who towers over them and are perfectly capable of throwing them around and carry them by the scruff like a kitten

#dick grayson #jason todd #yes im looking at you both #koriand'r #starfire #artemis of bana mighdall #the ladies CAN and WILL throw their respective boys over the shoulder #and carry them around like a sack of potatoes #do i even weigh anything to you? - jason and dick #no it's like carrying a couple of grapes - artemis and kori #not necessarily in that order #im making them as a gang thank you #jaytemis #dickkory #ahahafuck AAAAAAAAA

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frogmanfae · 8 months

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Give me a Davey Jacobs who wants nothing more than to become an english teacher and go to a Nicki Minaj concert

#not necessarily in that order #he listens to nicki minaj any chance he gets #but whenever someone asks whats on his headphones he says beethoven or some shit #until one day race takes his headphones and is like #“youre always listening to beethoven whats the big- :0”#and davey just calmy takes his headphones back #and race is like “YOU LISTEN TO NICKI MINAJ!???!!!!”#and davey just keeps working on whatever he was doing before race cane to torment him and is like “idk what youre talking about #and race is like “nuh uh! youve been caught! no more hiding!”#and davey looks up #looks dead into race's eyes #and says “no one will ever believe you”#and continues on like nothing happened #(like the scene from b99)#and race screams #for he knows #he hath been defeated #newsies #david jacobs #davey jacobs #newsies modern au #its my birthday let me have goofy silly newsies thoughts

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serendipit-art · 2 years

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#Encanto #Julietta Madrigal #Pepa Madrigal #Bruno Madrigal #disney #my art #doodles #old art #chispi Encanto #hey everyone!#I've queued up a few older pieces while I get back into posting #starting off here are some happy triplets #and a few Chispi doodles #not necessarily in that order

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bartmobile · 5 months

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i have to go home so i can smoke weed and give myself a haircut

#not necessarily in that order

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lonelymoonbeam · 9 months

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hugs!!

#pokespe #pokespe moon #moon berlitz #pokespe sun #deliveryshipping #if you want #i dunno #i love these silly little guys #i want them to go to therapy #and be happy #and beat faba #and high five #not necessarily in that order #digital art

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samijey · 5 months

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apparently the pass i bought for bash at berlin includes a random superstar meet and greet and all i'm gonna say is that depending on who it ends up being i might not survive it

#please be someone random like idk natalya or smth #because if it's one of my faves i will cry faint throw up and die #not necessarily in that order

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dilfmikelarteta · 9 months

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there’s much to unpack here

#and by that I mean ass and arms #and also legs #not necessarily in that order

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enbyshads · 6 months

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personality test but instead of boring questions i just ask which sanrio character is your favorite

#pls i need to know #my top 3 are chococat hello kitty and keroppi #not necessarily in that order #bat talks

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iamdeltas · 1 year

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I had a nickel for every time a Disney TVA series finale gave its protagonist a new powered up super form, killed her off by having her disintegrate, had her meet God, had her kind of also become God, had said God revive her, and ended with a timeskip showing new future designs for all the characters, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

#not necessarily in that order #s says some words #amphibia #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers

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