— tiny leon in anticipation for the RE4 remake! I’m so excited!! ✨✨✨

No matter how many times I watch a YouTube compilation of Leon’s one liners, I will fucking cackle every time like it’s my first time hearing it. He is so chaotic for no reason.

My French ass when I get to kill Spanish people :

I heard you were into boomers

the only thing im into is ensuring the continuation of the redfield bloodline

Stephanie, clearly upset: I just spent $30 at the grocery store and all I got was eggs, mayonnaise, fruit, and pop.

Tim: Oh so prices have gone down, that’s good.

Stephanie: …. I really hate you sometimes, Tim. Really hate you.

Tim: Isn’t $30 for all that cheap?

Stephanie, calling Jason: I need an immediate extraction I’m about to kill Tim.

Jason: … And you need the extraction, why?

Losing my mind at seeing Twitter Discourse where a girl talks about being a waitress and how sometimes people don't acknowledge her or reply to her at all when she speaks to them and how it feels dehumanising and all the people in the replies are like UM. SOME OF US HAVE /SOCIAL ANXIETY/ You're literally an evil person for wishing people would treat you with bare minimum decency :/ like idk how to tell you this but if a waitress asks how your evening is while she's taking you to your seat in a restaurant and you're gonna pretend saying "Fine, thank you" is a horrific arduous task like. Maybe you're just a massive cunt? Maybe you're just an insufferable fuckwit?

wenclair brainrot anyone? dress designs by @tanuki-pyon

she has batburger

[4.0 archon quest spoilers]

day 3: your life is mine ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

My collection of official Nintendo Mario & Luigi images

Reunion time! 😄💕