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peter: THE QUEEN HAS COVID-

edmund: LUCY NOOOOO

peter: BOY IM TALKING ABOUT ELIZABETH

some kid yelled "SHES FUCKING DEAD" down the hallway,,, i live in midwestern america.

And it hasn't even been 24 hours yet

Breaking news :

Infamous finalists of the Tumblr Sexyman poll kill the Queen with homosexuality after Toby Fox posts a fanfiction of them on Twitter dot com

it finally happened y'all.....our beloved superstar has passed on. May Cookie live on in our hearts <3

damn sans beat two queens today

i truly do not care about the queens death, let her be forgotten as the whole lot of them rot in their own mediocrity but i think it’s important that blame for the active harm being done by the conservative party isn’t placed on they royals because it makes it more easily dismissible. in the past few days liz truss was announced as pm, a woman who actively courted gender critical bigots in the pursuit of ‘womens rights’ before changing the minister of women and equalities to the minister of equalities. a young black man was murdered by police in south london (the last murder by the police that got major news coverage resulted in a bill that outlaws protest) and literally this morning in one of her first moves as prime minister liz truss legislated a energy company bail out while across the country heat banks are being set up because people are having to choose behind freezing or starving

hellblazer ending before the queen died was unfair on a dozen levels

DING DONG THE QUEEN IS DEAD

Elizabeth l aesthetic

What even happened while I was at school

I come home and suddenly Sans is the Sexyman of the year and he's killed the Queen of England

Is there anything else I missed?

omg I went to twitter (a place where I'd usually never come) to see how reigen was doing in the milf contest, and long story short, that's how I found out the queen is dying

I’m losing my mind just imagine being Trisha Paytas’ baby and growing up and going on the internet only to find out people are calling you the reincarnated queen of England. absolutely wild !!

Hi, Tumblr. Here’s Cecil’s contribution to the queen dying

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