#trisha paytas
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how are we doing fellas
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TRISHA PAYTAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
#uk politics#trisha paytas#september 8th#queen elizabeth ii#king charles iii#she has so much power thank you trish#british royal family
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none of y’all so called punks and leftists have done as much to dismantle monarchies as trisha paytas did by just getting pregnant twice
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What are the odds, eh?
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AGAIN?!?!?!?!
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This woman’s uterus is too powerful
#king charles iii#trisha paytas#England#uk politics#british royal family#king Charles#lilly rants#1k#2k#5k
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A companion piece to this 💖
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#september 8th#trisha paytas#queen elizabeth#sans undertale#reigan arataka#reigansweep#tumblr sexyman#the fruit is talking again#dan and phil
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i think it is an indictment of me as a person and the amount of time i spend online that my immediate reaction to learning that king charles had cancer was to google "when is trisha paytas due"
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trisha paytas should be given an award cuz if she keeps having babies at this rate we could abolish the monarchy in a few years
#king charles#british royal family#trisha paytas#fuck the monarchy#she's doing more for society and our planet than any scientist or politician ever has
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A second Paytas child has hit the royal family.
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hey universe? you have the opportunity to do something incredibly funny
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You know, when I saw that Trisha Paytas was pregnant again and everyone made that joke that it would kill Charles I thought it was funny. Now that he has officially been diagnosed with cancer...
Listen, someone has to take one for the team and keep knocking up Trisha to kill off all the world leaders.
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okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year
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he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because
he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success
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hes sooooo old
trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th
centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered
the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so
if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked
#british royal family#king charles#uk politics#trisha paytas#cancer#okay so melanomas might be more scary to other people but i’m australian we have more skin cancer clinics than gp clinics lmao#but seriously fingers crossed everyone i’m not kidding about the manifesting thing you never know
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Sometimes the world works in mysterious ways and sometimes Trisha paytas decides to have a kid and obliterates the royal family <3
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The only person who can take down the royal family
(Edit: I wasn't aware Trisha identifies as nonbinary. Thank u to the people who made me aware. I am very sorry for this)
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