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nereb-and-dungalef · 8 months

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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

#genuinely i'm so glad this is how i learned the queen died #happy fucking (late) anniversary #felt i should share it it's just. perfect y'know #there is no queen of england

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drowning-in-webnovel-chapters · 2 years

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#queen elizabeth #november 5th #September 8th #supernatural #crab rave #undertale #sans vs reigen #she dead #there is no queen of england #US 2020 elections #uk politics #us politics

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its-murderous-business · 1 year

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Has anyone done this yet

#kevin mccarthy #speaker of the house #us politics #house of representatives #united states #washington dc #there is no queen of england #murderous babble

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guiltyidealist · 2 years

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#HOLY SHIIT #there is no queen of england #queen elizabeth #crab rave #leftblr #r/socialism #Reddit #socialism

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austim · 2 years

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🔥 “... and there is no queen of England!” 👵 💀

🎉 🔥 🎉 | 💀 🪦 💀 | 🎉 🔥 🎉

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charleswaterloo · 2 years

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#queen elizabeth ii #queen #time for crab #uk #uk politics #lmao #there is no queen of england #lol #charleswaterloo says shit #meme

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ladylenoragriffin · 2 years

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Me: *sees a meme on Facebook mentioning a King Charles*

*googles and finds out Queen E2 is hospitalized*

*opens tumblr to see how many dead Queen E2 posts there are*

First post on my dash:

Tumblr is reliable.

#personal #mine #queen elizabeth ll #there is no Queen of England #prince charles #princess diana #circusbird

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spennythespoon · 2 years

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When Charles actually outlives his Mom

#queen elizabeth dying #there is no queen of england #megamind #charles prince of wales #king charles iii #he did it #queen down #uk politics #ireland #rip

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violetganache42 · 2 years

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DEPLOY THE CRABS AND THE HAL STEWARTS!

#my video #my shitposts #queen elizabeth #queen elizabeth ii #queen of england #monarch #monarchy #british monarchy #anti monarchy #london bridge #operation london bridge #uk politics #british politics #crab rave #megamind #hal stewart #there is no queen of england #meme #1k

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dekupalace · 2 years

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#THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND #the queen is dead #fucking crab rave babeeyyy!!!!!#queen elizabeth

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meme-conservation · 2 years

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Time for There Is No Queen of Emgland

There Is No Queen Of England

Conservation Status: Near Threatened

Classification: Non-native, non-invasive

There Is No Queen Of England is a meme that requires a highly specific ecological niche. While the queen of England was dying, the meme enjoyed a relatively stable environment and was able to spread into a wide variety of habitats. However, the life cycle of There Is No Queen Of England ends when, spurred by the death of the queen, the memes flower suddenly, presenting their full image instead of the cropped version that has spread prior to September 2022.

The reason we have listed the memes as Near Threatened is because, after flowering, the future of the memes is uncertain. Can the meme find a suitable germination site and habitat in an environment where the lack of a queen of England is simply a fact? We predict that it may face endangerment or extinction in such an environment.

However, there is still hope for the meme. In the event of the eradication of monarchy in England altogether, the breakup of the United Kingdom, or other political events wherein the existence or nonexistence of a queen of England is relevant, the meme may find sufficient sustenance for years to come.

#There Is No Queen Of England #meme conservation #near threatened #non-native memes

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ladyloveandjustice · 1 year

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Feel free to talk about the one you like if it's something else, I'm now steeled for that. Check knowyourmeme if you're in the dark about one.

#only doing this one for one day I've learned my lesson #i'm choosing dracula daily #memes #tumblr #polls #tumblr memes #color theory #live slug reaction #dracula daily #goncharov #destiel #tumblr sexymen rematch #tumblr crabs #blorbo from my shows #there is no queen of england

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dissociativeidentitydisaster · 8 months

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Haven't seen anyone do it yet so I'm doing it myself

Happy 1 year

#image #text #poster: Tian #there is no queen of england #comment: finally a good [body's] birthday present

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whimsicalphotographer · 2 years

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With the whole queen dying thing and all the megamind memes, i was curious as to what the google trends thing would show... so I looked up megamind on it and the results are kinda funny

like, I looked at what the breakout thing meant...

More than 5000% haha

and here’s a graph. hahahaha

#queen #megamind #british monarchy #graphs #google trends #queen elizabeth #the queen is dead #the queen died #like i thought she was immortal #crab rave #there is no queen of england

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shocked-cat-face · 2 years

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Please tell me why people are expecting me to be sad about the queens death. Yes I'm British and I live in the UK but that doesn't mean I have to mourn her. She was a racist old witch that while "ruling" helped ruined thousands of lives. So to all you people who are happy she's dead keep celebrating. She had it coming for a long time. Also while I'm at it could some of you guys either invade Britain or take back your stuff from the British museum. It doesn't belong to us and I am getting sick of hearing about the queens death.

Thanks

From a British person

Ps hopefully the witch is burning.

#the queen is dead #anti monarchy #queen elizabeth #ding dong the witch is dead #ding dong the queen is dead #there is no queen of england #ding dong the colonizer is dead #ding dong the bitch is gone

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motherfukinluna · 2 years

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i thought it might help if i made her face smaller

#the queen #queen elizabeth #queen elisabeth ii #queen #dead queen #queen of england #the queen is dead #queen elizabeth ll #queen elizabeth ii #royal family #there is no queen of england

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