Leo: what do you guys think the best way to die is?
Nico: firing squad
Leo: honestly I think it'd be best to just get really old then walk into the woods until you keel over
Will: yeah but do it in the late stages of dimentia
Nico, cackling: bro would be like "where am I?" then keep walking deeper into the woods
Nico, Leo, and Will, dying laughing:
Percy, terrified: what the fuck
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Poly Relationship
the seven + Nico + Reyna + Will are all in one big polyamory (bc I’m a multi shipper, everyone is with Nico, feral baby deserves all the love)
Reyna + Annabeth + Leo are ace, Nico is gay, Will and Piper are pan, Jason and Percy are bi, Hazel and Frank are straight
Frazel is together and no one messes with their relationship (if they do Nico pops out of a bush to drag u to the Fields of Punishment)(they’re not really part of the poly but they don’t really understand what it is and felt left out so everyone just treats them as in the poly)
Nico ONLY goes to Jason + Will + Leo + Reyna for premium cuddles, gets head pats from Annabeth and forehead kisses from Piper, Percy sometimes noms his neck/shoulder area and paints Nico’s wrists blue for fun
Nico is an old school romantic, he buys his partners gifts (everyday) and takes them out on romantic dates (one at a time), he caters the dates to their liking (like blue roses, hyacinth, etc.) and he asks the parents for their child’s hand in marriage (even godly parents, by going up to them face to face)
Nico is both touch starved and touch adverse
he is touch adverse some days with everyone even his partners and other days he’s just touch adverse with everyone not in the poly
when he doesn’t want to be touched he bites and does harsh little pokes (not enough to harm) in ppls rib cages with a drakon bone knife
when he’s not touch adverse with people in the poly he is really touch starved and goes looking for attention
he doesn’t directly ask for it but he kinda stands near them and stares.
Annabeth pats his head and he buries his head in her hand or she is big spoon and uses his head as a book rest
Jason gives him bear hugs, Nico kinda climbs up him and rests his head on Jason shoulder, wrapping his legs around Jason’s waist glaring at everyone who passes by
Percy gives Nico hugs too which Nico melts into until Nico gets a little irritated and twitchy and ducks away
Piper cups both his cheeks and kisses his forehead, Nico does a little satisfied nod and walks away
Reyna just straight up picks him up and carries him around like a basketball under her arm
Will walks him over to an empty infirmary bed and tucks him in for a nap after feeding him a little
Nico acts as big spoon and sits behind Leo as he works on a machine, pointing out little things
when Jason goes to wake Nico up he sings Spooky Scary Skeletons and it got to the point where the song was constantly stuck in Nico’s head
when Nico asked Jason to join the poly he asked by singing Spooky Scary Skeletons with 2 accompanying dancing skeletons behind him doing the Tik Tok dance
his partners thought it was so freaking adorable and asked Jason in their own ways
he did it during the Halloween karaoke session around the bonfire
Hestia just HAD to leave the fire to give Nico a hug
Piper, Leo, and Nico make a game out of “Who can borrow(/steal) more of Jason’s clothes without him noticing”
Leo sometimes gets caught in the act
Piper does not get caught raiding Jason’s closet but does get caught wearing said clothes
Nico is KING and doesn’t get caught because he uses the clothes he steals from his significant annoyances to have a nest he sleeps in (in his Underworld room) when he misses the surface
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nico prefers to listen to classical music when listening through headphones. not for any edgy reason but because he doesn't like the sound of voices in his ears because it reminds him of the voices of the dead. in fact, he listens to music to drown them out.
leo loves to make and listen to instrumental music/electronic music, so when he learns about nico not liking songs with lyrics he makes him music. pre relationship he uses it as a way to bond.
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Valdangelo ~ AU [Angel and Demon]
Nico di Angelo was an angel that no one believed to be until he stated his name.
Leo Valdez was a demon that no one would ever take for anything else.
The both of them have been at each other's throat for centuries if not millennia and everyone knew of their peculiar relationship.
And the two boys were madly in love with each other with none of them knowing or even realizing it, while anyone thought those feelings to be obvious.
@them-awesome-rarepairs
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