Fury: Agent Y/l/n, what on earth is that screaming?
Y/n on her computer: Hi sir. I'm doing the Bored Button and it showed me this guy that you can stretch across your screen
Fury: ...Bored Button?
Y/n: It's this website that you go on if you are bored and it shows you hundreds of random interactive games. And the one that I'm doing, you can stretch the guy until he screams in agony.
Y/n: *stretches the guy as he screams*
Y/n: It's rather relaxing to me.
Fury: Bored Button. Huh
Fury: Get back to work
Y/n: Yes sir
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I have no idea why they are sending Gideon all over the place right now... like he is not nearly popular or cool enough to be showing up in this many books...
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Headcannons for Peter to be your best friend (warning: spelling flaws)
-You two met after Endgame/ FFH (everyone lives)
-Peter and you were walking through the compound and you got startled and both said “stop, i could have dropped my croissant”.
-One look and the understanding became clear
-You two were now besties/vine gods
-Forget quiet, Peter and you quote vines/tiktoks ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
-Ned and you click as well and MJ approves (mainly because of your thoughts on sexism and shitty stuff)
-You two are bisexual and came out at the same time.
-Matching bi flags
-You show peter your ai (S.A.R.A.H.) and he is SPEECHLESS for the fact that you made this tech
-Peter and you go through SEVERAL punching bags when his identity is revealed (thankfully Strange did a spell so everyone who knew him as Peter/Spiderman before remembers so this friendship lasts)
-You two LOVE to prank the other Avengers.
-Like for example, you two stole Cap’s shield and hid it in the vents
-Clint found the shield (because he is an imposter who hides in the vents).
-You and Peter got in trouble.
-So worth it though
-Nick Fury can’t with you two
-Double dates with your girl/boyfriend and MJ
-You also make a good team on missions
-Peter is in awe of the skills and powers you wield
-Remind him NOT to get on your bad side
-Tickle fights. just that
-Peter and you found Steve’s old USO music (courtesy of Bucky) and acted it out with a pizza box
-Steve was wondering how you guys found out about his USO tours while Bucky laughed so hard he almost peed his pants
-You guys babysit Morgan and teach her English. With Vine references
-Shuri, Peter, and you are consdiered “the vine gods”
-Movie marathons (Star wars, harry Potter, Lord of the rings, etc.)
-Either of you know when the other is having a bad day and cheer each other up the best they can
-Because at the end of the day, you are best friends. And that’s what best friends are for
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I like Nick Fury. I suppose it doesn't matter which one I'm referring to: The Samuel L. Jackson one, or the White Nick Fury of the comics from the 60s to at least the 90s. Honestly, Nick Fury is not someone I dislike at all. I'd say he's like an american James Bond. Honestly, I think that's what I'd refer to him as. He's like Marvel's closest approximation to James Bond. In fact, I'd watch a James Bond movie about Nick Fury. It'd be pretty fun, if done right.
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Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD No. 3, cover dated August 1968. Dark Moon Rise, Hell Hound Kill cover by Jim Steranko. The girl shown isn't a younger version of the SHIELD character Valentina Allegra de Fontaine (who had debuted in Strange Tales around a year earlier) or have any connection to her but interesting that Steranko also drew her with a white stripe in her hair. Marvel.
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